"im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this.."

i had a really odd dream last night.. first, i was skating in some mountain'ess area of.. actually. i have no idea where the fokk i was! i just know it was mountain'ess, and it had alot of spots.. then, after making it to the apex of one area of this random ass spot- i realized I'd grabbed the wrong camera. what?! i was hyped on where i was, and a n!kka needed a flick. the sh!t look'ted like suhn'tin outta the movie "Dune", but had skate-spots.. trust me. it was dope.. anyways. so in a panicked state, i dropped into this one area that was forbidden to venture in unless you had a golf cart. yeah. a fukkin, golf cart.. needless to say, i dropped in. and woke up, before i cracked my skull. end of that one.. so, i proceed to my 2nd stage of dormacy, and this time- i found myself in a And1 b-ball type tournament. i really didnt feel like playing, or practicing. so, i just grabbed the ball, and performed a few dunks. after i did my thizzle, i left the courts only to be found in some huge skateable mall-type complex.. i grabbed some kids board, and just skated around. forgetting i was entered in a b-ball contest.. someone walks up and goes, "hey.. theyre calling your name/team right now...". i dropped my board, and took off running only to find myself awakening to the voice of Robin Meade.. damn. Robin Meade is fine.. but, real slobber. isnt that a weird ass dream? sh!t was like the ghetto version of Science of Sleep..

if you think my dream was weird.. look at this "plant"..

i dont even know how to say the name of this thing, but what i DO know is- that damn sho'll aint no cornucopia. and, that thing eats rats.. so, yeah. its a carnivore. its ugly. and, it somehow has a mouth.. i got a good question.. is that the "tongue" protruding above it? and, whas wit' me,and all these big ass words today..? did i read a dictionary in my sleep too, or suhn'tin?

for those of you who might not be familair.. i introduce you, to Mr. Kellen James..

good Jesus, is that dude good.. whats funny, is when i dropped Minority Report over 2yrs ago- NO ONE was trying to hear me 'bout dude.. i mean, NO ONE.. now. the same cats who shooting flicks with him, giving him props, etc.. act like they just dicovered him. and, dont even have the decency to mention Minority Report.. yall make me laugh, sometimes.. actually. yall make me laugh, ALL the time. anyways.. check out Kellen in Transworlds new video, "Right Foot Forward".. im sure he has the best part.. actually. im POSITIVE, he has the best part..

really quick.. theres been ALOT of good music droppin in the last few days.. new Jigger Man. new Raekwon album(FUEGO!!!). some leaks from the new M.O.P. album thats droppin.. chronic, re-mastered w/unreleased material.. i suggest yall get on over to hustlemania.com, and do the damn thing...

before i go.. no 'cism, but can someone tell me how the fukk this woman.. gave birth, to them lil white kids?

*click here for the entire story
before anyone gets their panties in a bunch.. im familiar with what an albino looks like.. what im NOT familiar with, is how 2 Brazilians with my skin tone.. humped. and one.. actually, 3 of those kids popped out.. im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this..

well. i gotta run. got some guests coming over for dinner, then ill more than likely be downtown at the Artwalk.. followed by Autrelles "MJVSJT" Party @ Eclipse.. until then.. yall be safe, and if you wanna catch up w/me in the meantime- dont be scurred to follow me on twitter.. peace!!

"you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular.."

first off.. good Friday to everyone.. i know im up early, but i been on my grind lately. plus. my man Rick Kosick(of Big Brother/Jackass fame) is in town, to film me for the upcoming Big Brother Documentary.. yeah.. theres gonna be a documentary.. more on that later.. what i DO wanna tap in on, is these cats out here who been trying to ride my wave.. look.. i realize, "imitation, is the highest form of flattery..". yeah, yeah, yeah.. but, when you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular- you lawst.. i started this "You Tubesday", "Throwback Tursday", and various other splasy type slang & topics on the in'nuhnets.. if you gon' bite a n!kka, the least you can do is dedicate ya lil wave to the Gawd.. i mean.. the idea of you even thinkin we in the same swag'etory- is comical at the least.. real tawk.. yall need to respect my conglomerate.. before i put one of yall on the summ'ah jam screen.. it aint too late..

now that i got that off my chest.. my man John Paul showed me this as i was eating some Pho, the other day, and i almost choked on the ligament in my soup.. roll the tape:

hold on.. what the hell, was that?!?! no.. seriously.. i think thats single-handidly, one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.. and, did ole boy just walk in the closet, and realize he was scared of the dark or suhn'tin? oooooooooooh laaaaaaawd..!!! this whats hot in the skreets now, lil dudes.. yall cryin over in'nunet games? and, real tawk- what the hell is a World of Warcraft? thas like D&D? what kinda swagless nerd, play games with wizards and all dat? yall buggin, man..

soooooooooo.. i guess we just aint gon' talk 'bout the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who left... no.. excuse me.. "forgot" her own fukkin dog, in her car for HOURS in 90-something degree weather- which lead to its death, right? what.. i aint lyin! click this lank... irronically enough.. this is the same woman, who was VERY vocal about Mike Vick.. hmmm.. wonder if she'll be publically scrutinized.. asked to resign from her job.. do some time in the bing.. get out.. only to be scrutinized even more.. and.. hold, on!!! now that i think about it.. NONE of this will happen.. because, number 1- the news isnt even reporting this, at ANY length. matter of fact. ive yet to see this "dog killers" face all over TV. or, seen her face- period!! real slobber. fukk this broad. and, whatever she THOUGHT she stood for..

btw.. i been on my photo grind this week- HEAVY.. dropped the "Quench the Violence" gallery, on Florida times Union website(jacksonville.com).. just threw a editorial, and photos to the folks at the Florida star(Fla's oldest running, African-American owned newspaper).. and, you know Eric & my man Blair alway hold me down over at Transworld.. check this splashy lil gallery of my summer down here in the Dirty, that just went up...

good looks to...


ruh rooooooooooh!!!!!!! Rick Kosick just called, and said he'son his way over to film for the Jackass documentary.. i got'sta go.. in the meantime.. if you wnna kepp ya'self entertained.. here..

"10 Ugliest People on Reality TV"

i gotta run.. catch me later on twitter... if you want some new music.. hit up hustlemania.. and, until next time.. sorry yall.. but i got thaings to do today.. yall be easy, and speak to ya soon.. jeah!

God Bless ole U, S of A..

what a week, ive had.. or, should i say past past week.. for starters- my Brothers family has introduced another Singleton to this world, and ladies and gentleman. born 7/23, at approxiametly 6:45p.m.- welcome Destiny Renee Singleton to this world..



id also like to let it be known that, i got there about a hour late- and my Brother'd just gotten a new camera to shoot this glorious day.. well. lets just say i seen some parts of my sister-in-law, i didnt care to see. whatsoever.. sh!t look't like a 80's movie down there where poor lil Destiny swag surfed out of.. anyhow.. congratulations to my Brother, his family, and my Mom for once again trying to corner me with the "when you gonna have one.." scenario...

moving forward.. ill be gettin my license back soon, and the first place i plan to go car shopping? roll the tape..



God Bless ole U, S of A.. the goodest part of the whole video, is that part- George dub'ya.. part- Yosemite Sam looking character on the wall in the background.. look.. i aint no rocket scientist- but i think its pretty safe to say, this is NOT the dude you wanna cut off in traffic and ride away giving the finger to..

speaking of Amerikkka(the "Obesity capitol of the World"), and scientists.. did you guys know that fast food is addictive as heroin..?!?! me neither.. but according to scientists at Princeton University, and this article i came across- it is.. dayum.. looks like the only thing good for you, is weed.. salad.. and.. weed? im cool with that..

id like to take this time to welcome my good friend, fellow writer and most importantly- the first Black man to ever grace to cover of Transworld- Mr. Livingroon Johnston to TCOPH... Livingroom hit me up last week, and let me know he was diggin the blog, and particularly my "When Did You Realize Eminem was an Embarrassing jackass" piece.. well, Livingroom- as promised.. i got another on for you..

When did You Realize 50Cent was an Embarrassing Jackass?

- after he made, "How to Rob" and got thrown down some steps and beat down by Ghostface and his fellow Wu members

- after he put out a Order of Protection against member of Murder Inc

- after the BET interview where he said "I got first-hand knowledge of Murder Inc being started with drug money..", and 2 weeks later- Murder Inc was raided and under Federal investigation

- when he dropped those G-Unit lesbian sports tops

- after he claimed to get shot 9 times, but when the police and hospital reports dropped claiming he was actually only hit 3 times

- when he made a song called "In da Club", and you found the only person that really be in the club- is the dude who clapped him up in front of his Grandma's

- when he popped all that sh!t on the radio, and when the Game & Blackwallstreet showed up.. he high-tailed it out the back door..

- when Game single-handidly embarrassed him, and G-Unit

- when Game said he'll put 50 in the ground like his mother, and 50 did nuffin

- when the L.O.X. embarrassed him on every diss track, and then years later- he was smiling on camera with Jada

- when Jada did "Sorry Mrs. Jackson", and he did nothing..

- when you found out he lives in a mansion with 3 other grown men, but no women

- when 50 made fun of Ja Rule singing, and turned around and made songs singing himself

- when 50 was talking tough to the CEO of Koch, and told him to "put Cam on the phone.." and when Cam got on the phone, 50 changed his whoooooooooole demeanor

- after Cam'ron single-handidly embarrassed him, had made him shaving his teeth down and changing the name of his album

- when he made "Candy Shop"

- when he lost to Kanye, and tried to twist the rules and say he "meant worldwide numbers.."

- when Jay told him he couldnt release the "I Get Money" remix, until AFTER Kanye dropped his album

- when that African cat ran up on stage, and yanked his chain off his neck(1:36 mark)

- when he was doing that ghey ass dance onstage, thinking he was mocking Kanye

there ya go, my dude.. and once again- welcome to the site(as well as the blogroll). and i said it once, and ill say it again.. some of these new school, Willy bo-bo ass black cats who skate and claiming they this & that.. yall need to do some fukkin knowledge before yall go out trying to speak/represent for everybody else.. i mean.. just the fact yall dont even know WHO Livingroom Johnston REALLY is, or what he represented- is a fukkin joke in itself.. real tawk. half you clowns probly dont even know who the fukk Fred Reeves is, nor- a dayum thing about his legacy.. assclowns..

look.. im outta here.. i got sh! to do, and furthermore- a frame for a bed to go get or some sh!t like that.. for all ya new music, news, etc- hit up hustlemania.. you can also catch me on twitter.. and hold up.. its Tuesday, right? fukk it- Taco Tuesday at my place tonight.. yall be easy. and until next time- jeah!

"that was one of the most fukked up things ive seen in a minute.."

imma keep it 100.. i dont care Chris Cole won, anything.. at all. it aint hate. i just could care less if the n!kka won, anything. the reason i say this, is it stems from a recent conversation me & a friend had re:skateboarding.. we were speaking on the newest videos, some dope tricks(which, Chris Cole is NO stranger to), and whatnot.. then Chris' name came up. i asked what he thought of him. Instead of answering, he questioned me. "What do YOU think of Chris Cole.?" I sat quietly, thinking of a CORRECT answer. and, before i could even respond. the kid dropped the most powerful, and truthiness statemant id ever heard.. "I like Chris Cole.. I think hes good. But, i think he skates- only because hes good.. doesnt look like he's having fun when he skates.." ive been in & out of church, my entire life. my Grandmother, Father, Mother, Brother, 3 Uncles, Aunt.. hell.. 75% of my families a preacher/first lady.. but what that kid spoke, was THE most powerful gospel i think id ever heard..

moving forward.. fukk ya iphone:

"wheres this dude get his blenders from.. because mine barely even blends fruit without breaking."- my new neighbor, Candace

my girl just went on a photoshoot with my/our good friend Autrelle. Autrelle happens to be some kinda kung fu/kick assedry wizard, and the plan was for me to get choked out by one of his Dr. Spock-like death grip techniques on camera. but, too bad everyone who has a camera.. or, hold on.. how come all the "filmers", are never ready to film anything..? real tawk- why DO alot of people have video cameras.. what DO you "film"? some of yall should ask ya'self that question.. and shout out to my lil brother whos well on his way to being the next Spike Jonze, or Spike Lee depending on what kinda woman, liquor and environment he's in at the moment... basically. somebody shoulda NEVER gave THIS n!kka, a camera.. people. watch ya girls. and, parents. lock ya daughter up..

or, they could end up doing some embarrassing sh!t like this:

For Hip Hop News & Entertainment at DimeWars.Com

Jesus H. Christ.. was that supposed to be "sexy"? whadda dumb bish! look.. i told yall a loooooooooong time ago, this broad was an embarrassing jackass.. not to mention, she looks like she could be a extra in the movie "Ants", with no make-up, or special effects involved.. gawt dayum i hate that ole, shorty sh!t stained. fake hip-hop lesbi"aint". i could definantly see her being another recipient of my new column" Embarrassing Jackass of the Week" over at jackassworld.com . yeah.. im doing work over there now. you mad, Scooby?

yknow what.. theres certain things i like to seperate, and two of them are my blog. and, my website.. but, today.. imma have to give up this piFF to yall, because this is one of THE goodest blend tapes, Ive ever heard..

Memory Man presents: Wu-Tang vs D.I.T.C
if you call ya'self being any kinda hip-hop fan, and you dont download this mixtape- one ya'self.. as i said, this is possibly THE best blend tape, ive EVER heard. and, i own as well as promote- ALOT of music.. for anymore of ya music, gear, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com.. yknowhatitis..

anybody ever witnessed a cop(or anybody), kill a man? well, thanks to this small thing we have called "YouTube", you can now bare witness.. roll the tape(and, btw.. this is REAL)

LIVINGSTON, LA (WAFB) - The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office has released the dash cam video of a deadly traffic stop and in doing so said its deputies followed procedure.

The video shows Deputy Chris Sturdivant as he pulls over 42-year-old Adam Stogner. The tape starts with the deputy asking Stogner for his license. It ends with an officer asking the man if he's still breathing.

click here, to continue reading...

yeah.. that was one of the most fukked up things i think ive seen in a minute.. Straight up- fukk the police.. i know thers "some good ones.." hell. theres "some good" drug dealers, too.. but fukk em both. i cant believe i even watched that... with that said, im outta here. thanks for taking the time, once again, to peek into my view of the world. yall be easy.. if you wanna follw me on twitter, holla.. until next time- yall be easy. think freely. and, call ya Momma today and tell her you Love her... i just did.. jeah!

"sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news..."

sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news. while everyone else gets all their info from Twitter, this station:

(Jesus Christ, that was embarrassing as all hell)or that ghay dude who got beat up by the Black Eyed Peas... hold on.. somethings uncontrollably funny about anyone getting a black eye, from the Black guy- in Black Eyed Peas.. no. really. thas actually, funny..

another eye jammy like that, and i 'ont even think any "special effects" would be required for ole boy to get a lead in Tim Burtons upcoming "Alice In Wonderland" movie schedueled to drop next March..





real tawk- i havent done any 'shrooms in awhile(last time i did, no Jereme Rogers..- i was hiding under a friends bed cuddling a cat, while waiting to ambush someone who was neither in the room.. or after me)but, i think i just got a slight mushroom tea flashback just posting those things..

in todays news of embarrassing jackasses.. who the hell is "Brando". and, what the hell is this?



hold on.. is this "funny.."? actually.. i dont know if i should laugh, or giggle confusely.. but truth be told- the Obama sh!t is going overbaord.. getting attention, and getting money are two different things.. only broke muthafukkers like attention.. chuuch!!

random quote of the day:
"dude... i love Animal Planet.. if they played rap videos(preferably, vintage style Rap City & BET UnCut again)- theyd be the best channel that ever surfaced.."- piFF Huxtable

this weekend i got some new tees from this local company here in Jacksonville called East Center, and i think yall should know about em..

100% skater owned, and operated.. from the art room, to the shipping room- everything these cats do is in-house.. support ya local skate scene & companies, and furthermore- dont be like these dudes..

word? thats what hot on the skreets..? whining on Twitter? i mean.. WOW! look.. i 'ont know about yall.. but, somebody do something i do- i take it as a form of flattery.. Tweetin and gossipin like a bird(yall catch that double entrede..?)- aint whas hot in these skreets.. we gotta do better. actually. fukk WE. YALL gotta do better.

im up outta here.. i got alot of work to finish up, and a few cases of Asahi from this weekends festivities to polish off.. hell. if i get done in time, might even have another bbq tonight.. yall be eay, and in the meantime- hit up hustlemania for some music, news, etc.. and know what.. get over to the Berrics.. they stay with that piFF.. until next time.. jeah!

I Put It On for my City, Put it Ooooooonnnnn

*as seen on the cover of this Saturdays Florida Times Union

Professional skateboarder Clyde Singleton also works as a magazine columnist, video producer, contest emcee, spokesman and outspoken blogger - under his alter ego, Piff Huxtable.
photography by Jon M. Fletcher/Florida Times Union

by Matt Soergel
Clyde Singleton says that when he was young he did a lot of stupid stuff, and that doesn’t even count the time he cut his Afro into a flattop and dyed it blond.

He imitates his earlier self, adopting a high squeaky voice: “Run a car over my foot! See if it hurts!”

For the record, running a car over his foot didn’t hurt that much. But then Singleton has a reckless streak and a high tolerance for pain. That helps if you’re going to become a professional skateboarder, as he did when he left the Northside for California at age 17.

That helps if you’re going to be part of what would become MTV’s “Jackass” crew, pulling off stunts of questionable safety and taste.

And that helps if you’re going to run your mouth off making fun of the skateboard industry, making fun of some of its biggest stars, and making fun of yourself.

In the insular, image-conscious world of skateboarding, Singleton is something of a celebrity lightning rod - a magazine columnist, a blogger, a video producer, a contest emcee, a satirist, a spokesman, a personality, all brash and provocative.

So, in deliberately misspelled and slang-heavy articles, he writes about things such as “The Top 10 Worst Tricks in Skateboarding.” “Ten Ways to Ruin Your Skateboard Career.” “Ten Things You’ll Find in White People’s Houses” (cheese is one).

And if you’re, say, a male skateboarder who wears tight jeans - or even women’s jeans, as some stars have been known to do - then prepare to be needled mercilessly.

“Some people are embarrassing jackasses,” he says, giving a laugh. “But I can be one too.”

On the message boards, the offended rail against him: “A hater.” “Washed up.” “Abnoxious [sic].” Others get the joke: “You write articles that are fun, even if your opinions are wrong. Keep it up, man.”

Singleton has spent much of the past 17 years in California, the center of skateboarding culture. But he came home in November for the holidays and has stuck around. His mom runs three day-care centers, and his stepfather and brother have their own churches. He’s been away for half his life, and it’s kind of nice to be back doing the family thing.

Now he’s trying to figure out if he can stay in Jacksonville and still be relevant in the skateboarding world. In the old days, some companies paid him just to wear their clothes or ride their boards. That source of income has dried up. But he can still get free shoes and clothes and skateboards - it’s all part of the business.

His days of competing are over but, for now, he’s still able to cobble together a living simply being Clyde Singleton.

“Sometimes I wonder if it’s ever going to end,” he says. “But hey, enjoy it for the moment. The moment might last forever.”

click here to read full story…

- id like to take this time to thank Matt Soergel, Jon Fletcher, Martin Ramos @ Kona
skatepark for letting me not only skate padlees. but also, setting his pool on fire. and last but not least- my girlfriend for all your support in getting this article done.. if you know of the recent events going on in Jacksonville, and the medias attempt to potray us in a certain light, over a certain incident that was obviously MADE UP.. you'd know this front page feature, was HUGE for skateboarding.. so once again, props to everyone involved..

i gotta run.. got to edit down this weekends GoSkate day festivities, as well as knock out this photo gallery.. make sure to look out for both online over at the Transworld site within the next 48hrs...

and until, you can check out Jon M. Fletchers photo gallery of this years GoSkate Day(courtesy of /Florida Times Union).. then- get on over to hustlemania for all your music, news, and other goodies.. oh yeah- you can usually find me on twitter. yall be easy..

Sometimes, life comes at you fast...

lemme get straight to the chase.. theres embarrassing ass, moments. and, then theres times where you gota just say "fukk it.. i lost at life.." todays loser at life recipient, is none other than nerd-core rapper/blogger/sh!t talker Charles Hamilton. ill be honest. i know little to nothing about this dude, except that he thinks he bringing pink "back". and, he once dissed Uncle Luke live on the radio by saying something about Lukes wife having a d!ck hanging from her forehead on his television show. dayum. anyways. here we have a situation, where someone gives this nerd a microphone and.. well. just watch the tape:

bwaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhaha.. i dont know whats funnier. the fact he got a damn Pink Panther tied around his forearm. the fact he actually admitted to having sex with that marsupial-shaped hip-hop broad. or, the fact ole girl tapped his jaw, and he kept rapping. yknow what? fukk it. id say the combination of all four. but, i will give this dude props for not knocking her teeth out. then again- she lucky that wasnt Dr. Dre, or FunkFlex though.. oops. did i just say that?

im outta here. im battling a pretty bad cold, and drank damn near a half of bottle of Nightime TheraFlu about a hour ago. if my calculations are correct- by the time i wobble to the bed, and wake back up- the Magic should be whoopin up on JeBron Lames Cavaliers. in the meantime, if yall want any music: get on over to hustlemania. if somethings crzacking tonight, or you just wanna let me & the world know everything from you sippin on a coffee, to switching equipment at your local gym: hit me on twitter. yall be easy. jeah!

Speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas..

ok.. where do i start? so. awhile back, id done a editorial for Transworld and in between my getting paid for said work- id moved out of my old place on the beach.. fokk all that. lemme get to the thick of thaings.. actually- i think i should just quit speaking on that for now.. especially seeing as its a legal matter, now..

but.. i will speak on this Britney Spears clip that somehow, keeps getting removed from various sites:

actually.. what CAN be said about that.. i mean.. i truly wouldnt be suprised if her puzzy look't like a old soggy cold cut, anyways. yeah.. i said it..

onto gooder news.. has anyone seen this Master P, Snickers commercial:

unnnnnghhhh!!!!!

btw.. you know you can catch that commercial, ALL my music, news, events and just about anything but my blog over at hustlemania.com now, right? well.. now you know..

speaking of news.. you guys hear about this sh!t going down in Texas?

seems as if youre Black, you can drive thru this lovely town of a little over 1ooo people.. but, the only problem is- you might not drive out. at least with your car, cash, jewelery, or other valuables.. Law Enforcement has figured out someway to strip motorists(many of which, are Black), of their properties without even charging them with a crime.. theyve "offered" over 140 drivers, with the option of "voluntarily" giving up all their possessions. or, face felony charges of "money laundering", or other serious crimes.. yeah.. and this is in Amerikka, were talm bout!!! to read more on this utter fukkery, click this lank.. real tawk. it wouldnt suprise me one bit, if that broad who stole my check was from Tenaha..

speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas.. has anyone heard what this embarrassing jackass had to say recently:

seems as if that dude right above.. yeah.. him. the guy with the mullet, and denim vest.. fokkin loser. anyways.. that embarrassing jackass has publicly proclaimed that "theres thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government.." and, "If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.” word..? "President of Texas.."jesus.. i really wish i could just make this kinda sh!t up.. i mean.. is it me, or is this a case of where Chuck Norris has been watching a little too much Chuck Norris? real tawk- i seriously wish Bruce Lee was alive to kick this dudes ass, AGAIN..

im gonna get outta here.. i got a pool, and hot tub to splash in.. some ladies poolside to share some adult beverages with. and, another lady from Philly who will be joining me.. and, hey man.. yall need to quit telling these girls yalls feelings.. alot of yall getting exposed, and furthermore- you just push em closer to me when you act like that.. look at that. just gave some of you bums some free game.. im out, fa'real this time.. once again. feel free to catch me on twitter.. and dont forget to check out the new hustlemania.com for your daily fix off just about anything.. yall be easy.. until next time.. jeah!

the Calm, before the storm....

i been a little under the weather for the last few days. so first off- excuse my absence.. moving forward.. i think its about time to REALLY expose somebody.. and, BADLY. see. the problem is- sometimes, people dont know WHO the fokk they talkin to, or about. and then. next thing you know. some infos passed along to me, and.... well lets just say. somebody gone be embarrassed. might even put his photo up on the Summerjam screen, too.. "b.. b.. but.. i got a girlfriend..." yeah, yeah, yeah. so did Eddie Murphy. whats your point? getting money from old men, for "favors" is whats hot in the skreets?!?! fukkin, DISGUSTYA.. anyways. as i was saying.. sombody gone get EXPOSED. actually.. i aint even gonna expose you.. imma do a "Public Service Announcement..." just like me favorite rapper, Gille the Kid, does to folks..


so with that said, imma leave yall with this hilarious photo of "Mother of the Year":


this hilarious ass video, on how to get woman with a full refrigerator:

(this is possibly, a TRUE Youtube Classic)

and.. know what? imma hit yall with this free mixtape, because i can:

Trap-A-Holics & T.I. - Gone Til November

im outta here.. in the meantime, you can catch up with me on twitter. or, if you want more music, music related new, etc.. get on over to i got the hook up. all your skateboarding news, get on over to Transworld. and, dont forget to check out whats going on over at Steelo Hero(i think i might have a new editorial up today..) ill be back tomorrow, and until then. i leave you with Law #17 re:todays post:

#17- Keep others in suspended terror: Cultivate an air of unpredictability

its finna REALLY be a hot summer down here in Jacksonville.. yall be easy.. jeah!

another case of 2nd-hand embarrassment..

before i get started.. what the FOKK is this:

i think i just got 2nd hand embarrassment for every white person i know.. actually. everything she does, is embarrassing. shes like the white Whitney Houston, with a dash of Flava Flav.. id still smash tho. in the dark, on a boring ass Sunday. but. id smash..

while im on the subject of embarrassing mothafokkers, this dude Suge Knight got knocked out- AGAIN!! i mean.. thas like twice, in not even a year that dude got baptized in some random club.. this time, whoever put the beats on him, tried to beat Suges eyeball out his skull. dayum.. thas almost on par with the one time my lil brother beat this dudes ass, with a can of fix-a-flat.. yeah. fix-a-flat. what? my lil brothers a beast.. n!kkas like skateboardings own, Kimbo..

ok.. now, i know im a bit late, but.. see this phone?


this thing does it all.. A mobile phone, mp3 player, gps system, internet, global voice translator, camera, video player, movie projector, coffee brewer, razor and harmonica in one! sound impossible? its not.. at least the idea of it.. go check out the site.. possibly one of the smartest, yet genius concepts to date. not the phone.. the idea..

all jokes aside.. when i first got the email blast with this headline, i swear to God it had something to do with the 50cent/DJ Khaleds mother fiasco.. im saying tho...

i gotta go.. in the meantime, id like to welcome Stevie Williams, Leland & the Steelo Hero family to the co-defendants line-up.. ive been laying down some work over there as of late, and will be droppping weekly blogs moving forward.. heres one of my first blogs that dropped, last week.. .. yall be easy. want some new music? get on over to mr904.. events, product releases, etc- get over to hustlemania. you can also catch me on twitter.. ill holla.. jeah!

Whos losing the "Human Race"

about 13 years ago, i took a trip up to Boston as that was the city we were supposed to leave for the Strength Unity Tour. For all the OG heads ou there, im sure yall remember Strength magazine from back in the day. dope magazine. anyways. as i get to Boston, within the first few hours- cops roll up on us as were skating down the street. out of everyone skating, they specifically stopped Jahmal Williams and I. after proceeding to yell in our faces, and asking bunch of frivolous questions(Rawse!)they finally let us go about our business. but, not before rolling alongside us as we walked up the road, making sure only us 2 didnt skate. i remember commenting about the blatant racism, and he assured me it was pretty normal in Boston. as a matter of fact, he then went on to tell me about this statue that was located somewhere in town whereas it depicted a Black man either bowing to, or kissing Abraham Lincolns foot. i remember thinking dude was talking sh!t, but never really thought much of it up after that.

so, the other day. im sitting here watching A&E, and a commercial comes on about a upcoming Abraham Lincoln special. i dont know if it was the weed, or what. but i decided to get online and do a little "research" on this mystery Abraham Lincoln statue that was in Boston. and look at what i found:



hold on... now.. WHAT. THE . FOKK.. IS, THAT?! is he kissing his foot? shining his shoe? seriously.. WHAT THE FOKK, IS THAT?! and WHY is it at a City building? can somebody from the Boston area, throw a explanation of exactly what the fokk that is? why hes half-nekkid, kissing his foot, and/or shining his shoe? and, why is it at a City building..? I mean. aside from the City of Boston outlawing blunt wraps, and the recent arrest of Shepard Fairey this has got to be one of the most ridiculous things ive ever seen in my life..


moving forward.. i spoke to my cousin Levon, out in Cali the other day and he told me it aint looking too good outthere. alot of businesses going under, and so forth.. me, being the non-beliver i am, told him to shoot me a photo of what Melrose look like these days..

damn... the Johnny Rockets gone too? yeah.. i highly suggest whoever aint from Cali, get the fokk outta there- right now! "there aint no more gold, in dem dere hills..!!"

whas wrong with this picture:

exactly.. me neither. but interestingly enough, Stormy Daniels(pictured above) is running for Senator of Louisiana. im almost convinced between this porn star, Al Franken, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and Gary Coleman- anyone can run for office these days.. with that said, piFF Huxtable for Office in 2010. Vote or Die, my n!kkas and n!ggettes..!

while we talking about beautiful woman.. remember Lauryn Hill:

such a beautiful woman..

now..

what the fokk happened to Lauryn Hill:

for'real tho.. like.. what, the fokk happened to her? Her, and Whitney Houston must know the same dealer. because they both went from Goddesses, to "Gaaawdamnit"esses, in the blink of an eye. i remember Sheltons Moms telling us a story how her friend was selling Lauryn Hill a house down in SD area. and the lady said Lauryn Hill refused to talk to her. Whatever she wanted to convey, she'd write on a napkin or the closest piece of paper, and have "her people" read it.. damn.. that dont sound "crazy". that actually sounds like, the perfect woman.

im outta here.. once again, want music? get on over to mr904. for events, releases, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. in the meantime, you can catch me on twitter talking sh!t, while i edit this video down for Transworld.. until next time.. jeah!

and oh yeah- free Chris Brown...

and remember- karmas a b!tch. b!tch..

look man.. i told yall when MR1 dropped. i spoke on at the beginning of the year. and once again- i just spoke on it briefly to Transworld.. Anthony Williams, is THE BEST SKATEBOARDER SINCE THE TURN OF THE CENTURY. think im lying? roll the gawt dayum tape:

now.. if you know ANYBODY fokkin with dude, somebody let me know.. its a fokkin shame its clowns out here skating in white womans denim, and doing sh!t that would be wack & ugly in '92- getting praise and coverage, while this brohta has to "wait his turn.." skateboarding should be ashamed of yourselves.. thats real tawk.. anyways.. get on over to Transword(whaddup Blair), and check out Anthonys interview. and dont forget to hit the props buttons.. once again. congrats Ant'. you deserve it.. and dont forget.. MR2 coming soon.. "its finna be a hot summ'uh"-Killa Cam

while im on my skate sh!t this morning.. for those of you up north, stuck in a blizzard.. heres something for yall. new, Alien Workshop video premiere!

Alien Workshop Video - 'Mind Field'
this Friday Night - it starts at 9:00 pm sharp!
Oak Street Cinema
309 Oak St. SE
Minneapolis, MN 55414
big shout out to my boy Steve Nesser, and the folks at Familia Skateshop for making this happen.

moving along.. somebody wanna tell me what happened to this h0e, face:

ive put together a small list of sh!t her face reminds me of..
-a Ed Hardy shirt
-a piece of ham, with a bunch of marbles on top
-one of them things you put a bunch of sewing needles in
-a BB-gun target
-a bunch of balled up Hershey Kisses foil wrappers, laying in some throw-up
....
feel free to add on.

sooo.. i got word yesterday that some clowns who ripped me off for some money, not only lost their apt. one lost their job(the other never had one), and ones been spotted up in the A driving the others dead Mothers PT Cruiser the finance companies been looking for for months.. i hate to laugh at another mans downfall, but y'know what? bwahahhaahhahahahahahhaahahaha.. Karmas, a b!tch aint it. remember folks. you receive the energy you put out to the world. and here, we have a clear example.. fokkin clowns. whaddup Dorien.. these n!kkas BROKE! take that bum up to The Local, and get him a PBR. hate to see a grown man spend his last $2 in rolled pennies..

im up outta here.. got alot of sh!t to do today. if yall wanna catch me, hit me up on www.twitter.com/hustlemania.. until then. yall be safe, and remember- karmas a b!tch. b!tch..