"im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.."

before i get it started like Hammer. lemme just say this.. i could really give a dayum about any of yall new Taylor Swift fans.. Kanye haters.. i also. dont really know, or care about the dude in Ghost. and, both Kanye as well as Serena Williams is clowns for apologizing, numerous times. im sayin.. real slobber- i 'ont even know whas wrong with n!kkas nowadays.. yall getting on tv, apologizing.. they got yall actin like nobody aint ever did nothing like yall EVER did before.. sh!t is disgusting, breh.. im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.. oh, yeah. i double dont give a gawt-dayum what Barak Obama got to say about Kanye.. i mean. dont that dude got other things to be discussing? like this video:



oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdd!!!!!! oh my Jesus.. no. no. hold on.. i think.. oh my Gawd.. i cant quit laughing.. *grabs chest* oh, help me Lawd!! this gon' be a big one!! WHO is the GENIUS behind that? naw. really, d'oh.. who made that? because that was borderline- genius.. if you havent seem the original(as well as the one-offs of the original "Lookin Ass N!gga")- well. you lawst.. oh Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, that made my day..

actually.. that made my day.. but THIS made my week..


i know yall rememebr soooooo much from the VMA's.. but, do yall remember when this Gremlin lookin broad just jumped on-stage during "Empire State of Mind"? dayum.. i mean.. how many time Jay-Z gon' get disrespected like that? and, who is that lil Bow Wow lookin bish? oh.. thas that thing from "My Lip Gloss is Poppin".. wooooooow.. between that. and, i dont know if yall remember this at Summerjam this year:



yup. thats right.. thats T-Pain.. who at Jay-Z performance of "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)"- just walked up in the stage like, "what n!kka? you talm bout me..?!?!?" what Jay do... nuuuuuuuuffin!! dayum. cotdamnyamanhov... this n!kkas embarrassing.

matter of fact.. yall need to check this out:
“3s that are better than bp3″ by Clyde Singleton.. and oh yeah.. Big Brother Magazine is on its way back to bih'ness.. even got a documentary in the works. you mad, Scooby? im sure you would be.. just asking..

hoooooooooooold, up!!!!! yall saw this sh!t on tv?!?!?!

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Woman Survives Being Impaled in Neck by 13-Inch Tree Branch
A joy ride through the wilderness of Northern Idaho turned into a nightmare for 22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband after a tree branch came crashing through a window of their truck — impaling Michelle in the neck.

Childers and her husband Daniel were driving along the Lochsa River in the mountains of North Central Idaho on Sept. 5 when the accident happened, KHQ-TV reported.

Michelle Childers literally didn't know what hit her.

"I asked (my husband) ‘what where is it?’ "Childers told the news station.

Her husband answered, "It's in your neck."

About an hour after the incident, Childers and her husband arrived at Lochsa Lodge near the Idaho/Montana border where a helicopter and ambulance were immediately called in.

Childers was airlifted to St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Mont., where she underwent a six-hour operation to remove the 13-inch Spruce tree branch from her neck.

She’s now recovering at home. -source

uh.. wow.. well. on that note- im gonna get outta here, and go grab some lunch.. yall have fun with that one.. if yall need any music, news, preview new gear, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. wanna follow me, and the random things i do- hit/follow me on twitter.. until next time- yall be good. and, before i go.. big shout out to my lil brother durty-d(n!kka.. update ya blog..!! im sayin, tho). man djkoast & the 9elements family. Eric, Ben, & Blair over at Transworld. my n!kkas at JAW.. and, all my Jacksonville folks.. oh yeah. Rachel- I Love You.. im really out this time.. jeah!

I Put It On for my City, Put it Ooooooonnnnn

*as seen on the cover of this Saturdays Florida Times Union

Professional skateboarder Clyde Singleton also works as a magazine columnist, video producer, contest emcee, spokesman and outspoken blogger - under his alter ego, Piff Huxtable.
photography by Jon M. Fletcher/Florida Times Union

by Matt Soergel
Clyde Singleton says that when he was young he did a lot of stupid stuff, and that doesn’t even count the time he cut his Afro into a flattop and dyed it blond.

He imitates his earlier self, adopting a high squeaky voice: “Run a car over my foot! See if it hurts!”

For the record, running a car over his foot didn’t hurt that much. But then Singleton has a reckless streak and a high tolerance for pain. That helps if you’re going to become a professional skateboarder, as he did when he left the Northside for California at age 17.

That helps if you’re going to be part of what would become MTV’s “Jackass” crew, pulling off stunts of questionable safety and taste.

And that helps if you’re going to run your mouth off making fun of the skateboard industry, making fun of some of its biggest stars, and making fun of yourself.

In the insular, image-conscious world of skateboarding, Singleton is something of a celebrity lightning rod - a magazine columnist, a blogger, a video producer, a contest emcee, a satirist, a spokesman, a personality, all brash and provocative.

So, in deliberately misspelled and slang-heavy articles, he writes about things such as “The Top 10 Worst Tricks in Skateboarding.” “Ten Ways to Ruin Your Skateboard Career.” “Ten Things You’ll Find in White People’s Houses” (cheese is one).

And if you’re, say, a male skateboarder who wears tight jeans - or even women’s jeans, as some stars have been known to do - then prepare to be needled mercilessly.

“Some people are embarrassing jackasses,” he says, giving a laugh. “But I can be one too.”

On the message boards, the offended rail against him: “A hater.” “Washed up.” “Abnoxious [sic].” Others get the joke: “You write articles that are fun, even if your opinions are wrong. Keep it up, man.”

Singleton has spent much of the past 17 years in California, the center of skateboarding culture. But he came home in November for the holidays and has stuck around. His mom runs three day-care centers, and his stepfather and brother have their own churches. He’s been away for half his life, and it’s kind of nice to be back doing the family thing.

Now he’s trying to figure out if he can stay in Jacksonville and still be relevant in the skateboarding world. In the old days, some companies paid him just to wear their clothes or ride their boards. That source of income has dried up. But he can still get free shoes and clothes and skateboards - it’s all part of the business.

His days of competing are over but, for now, he’s still able to cobble together a living simply being Clyde Singleton.

“Sometimes I wonder if it’s ever going to end,” he says. “But hey, enjoy it for the moment. The moment might last forever.”

click here to read full story…

- id like to take this time to thank Matt Soergel, Jon Fletcher, Martin Ramos @ Kona
skatepark for letting me not only skate padlees. but also, setting his pool on fire. and last but not least- my girlfriend for all your support in getting this article done.. if you know of the recent events going on in Jacksonville, and the medias attempt to potray us in a certain light, over a certain incident that was obviously MADE UP.. you'd know this front page feature, was HUGE for skateboarding.. so once again, props to everyone involved..

i gotta run.. got to edit down this weekends GoSkate day festivities, as well as knock out this photo gallery.. make sure to look out for both online over at the Transworld site within the next 48hrs...

and until, you can check out Jon M. Fletchers photo gallery of this years GoSkate Day(courtesy of /Florida Times Union).. then- get on over to hustlemania for all your music, news, and other goodies.. oh yeah- you can usually find me on twitter. yall be easy..

Throwback Thursdays: Robert Nesta Marley Edition

i woke up this morning, to some monsoon like conditions.. figuring that another day of exercising my knee out, cruising up at the park was out the door. i immediately made a cup of coffee, and rolled a blunt. what? i work at home, and at on my own pace. therefore- i can do what the fokk i want. when the fokk i want.. anyways. id like to take this Thursday to blaze one up to some of my personal favorites, from the late-great Robert Nesta Marley.. enjoy.

Bob Marley - Talkin Blues (live 1975)


Bob Marley - Redemption Song (Live)


Bob Marley - Pimpers Paradise (Live)


Bob Marley & The Wailers - Kinky reggae (Live)


Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Bunny Wailer - Simma Down (live 4.10.73)


Bob Marley - Kaya (Madison Square Garden, NY, 1978)


thas whassup... in the meantime, if your looking for more music- get on over to mr904.blogspot.com. for upcoming events, check out hustlemania.com.. until next time folks.. jeah!

"..he got a haircut, like Theo Huxtable friend 'Cockroach'"

ok.. all bullsh!t aside. how the fokk can you take a dude serious, who dresses like this..?

see.. this is exactly why, i could never take Kanye West serious as a person, or a artist.. first off. he got a haircut, like Theo Huxtable friend "Cockroach" from the Cosby show. secondly. ALL them n!kkas look like some gay pirates..third.. is the dude to the left, wearing a pleather, cheetah print jacket? this photo lost, on so many levels. even i dont know what to truly say other than im glad i dont own 808s & Heartbreaks..

wanna feel smart, or look like you actually doing something other than lurking myspace when your signifigant other walks in the room? here ya go.. take some free online classes at MIT.. heres some more, so you REALLY dont have to have an excuse, now.. yeah. youre welcome, for not only saving your relationship. but learning you some sh!t, all in one paragraph..

for those of you who aint broke.. here ya go:

Fairfax Corner Sale @ SLB
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Los Angeles, Ca 90036
323.655.4SLB
Everything in the store will be 50%-70% off; featured brands include Clae, Hot Air, Reason, Homeroom and Cassette

im gonna get out of here.. but before i go. would someone explaun to me exactly what the fokks wrong with 2Pac in this video clip:

what.. the.. fokk.. was... that..? know what? im just gonna act like i never even saw that utter display, of homoness.. im outta here.. hitting the hot tub up. dining on this pasta i just chef'ed up. then going to Tijuana Flats, for free beer.. yup. free beer.. i suggest yall get like me.. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays: B.I.G. Edition

First time i remember hearing dude, was on the track Party & Bullsh!t. then one day, while on my first trip to Cali. Kareem Campbell & I were riding up 405, and he pulls out this demo tape and asked, "you ever hear of this dude.." That demo tape, happened to be the half-mastered version of Ready to Die. in this edition of Throwback Thursday.. im gonna take this time to give due respect, to one of the best who ever did it- Notorious B.I.G...

Notorious B.I.G.- Rare Freestyle @ age 17


The Notorious B.I.G.- Unbelievable Live At Hot 97


The Notorious B.I.G.- Juicy


The Notorious B.I.G. The What feat. Method Man


The Notorious B.I.G- Kick In the Door


The Notorius B.I.G.- Notorious Thugs feat. Bone Thugs n Harmony


The Notorious B.I.G.- 10 Crack Commandments


"NOTORIOUS" Theatrical Trailer & Soundtrack Spot