"you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular.."

first off.. good Friday to everyone.. i know im up early, but i been on my grind lately. plus. my man Rick Kosick(of Big Brother/Jackass fame) is in town, to film me for the upcoming Big Brother Documentary.. yeah.. theres gonna be a documentary.. more on that later.. what i DO wanna tap in on, is these cats out here who been trying to ride my wave.. look.. i realize, "imitation, is the highest form of flattery..". yeah, yeah, yeah.. but, when you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular- you lawst.. i started this "You Tubesday", "Throwback Tursday", and various other splasy type slang & topics on the in'nuhnets.. if you gon' bite a n!kka, the least you can do is dedicate ya lil wave to the Gawd.. i mean.. the idea of you even thinkin we in the same swag'etory- is comical at the least.. real tawk.. yall need to respect my conglomerate.. before i put one of yall on the summ'ah jam screen.. it aint too late..

now that i got that off my chest.. my man John Paul showed me this as i was eating some Pho, the other day, and i almost choked on the ligament in my soup.. roll the tape:

hold on.. what the hell, was that?!?! no.. seriously.. i think thats single-handidly, one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.. and, did ole boy just walk in the closet, and realize he was scared of the dark or suhn'tin? oooooooooooh laaaaaaawd..!!! this whats hot in the skreets now, lil dudes.. yall cryin over in'nunet games? and, real tawk- what the hell is a World of Warcraft? thas like D&D? what kinda swagless nerd, play games with wizards and all dat? yall buggin, man..

soooooooooo.. i guess we just aint gon' talk 'bout the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who left... no.. excuse me.. "forgot" her own fukkin dog, in her car for HOURS in 90-something degree weather- which lead to its death, right? what.. i aint lyin! click this lank... irronically enough.. this is the same woman, who was VERY vocal about Mike Vick.. hmmm.. wonder if she'll be publically scrutinized.. asked to resign from her job.. do some time in the bing.. get out.. only to be scrutinized even more.. and.. hold, on!!! now that i think about it.. NONE of this will happen.. because, number 1- the news isnt even reporting this, at ANY length. matter of fact. ive yet to see this "dog killers" face all over TV. or, seen her face- period!! real slobber. fukk this broad. and, whatever she THOUGHT she stood for..

btw.. i been on my photo grind this week- HEAVY.. dropped the "Quench the Violence" gallery, on Florida times Union website(jacksonville.com).. just threw a editorial, and photos to the folks at the Florida star(Fla's oldest running, African-American owned newspaper).. and, you know Eric & my man Blair alway hold me down over at Transworld.. check this splashy lil gallery of my summer down here in the Dirty, that just went up...

good looks to...


ruh rooooooooooh!!!!!!! Rick Kosick just called, and said he'son his way over to film for the Jackass documentary.. i got'sta go.. in the meantime.. if you wnna kepp ya'self entertained.. here..

"10 Ugliest People on Reality TV"

i gotta run.. catch me later on twitter... if you want some new music.. hit up hustlemania.. and, until next time.. sorry yall.. but i got thaings to do today.. yall be easy, and speak to ya soon.. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays- Ghostface Killah Edition

man. i just woke up, and drank some cough syrup like i was Lil Wayne. so, i dont know whats going on. but i DO know: its not raining. and, the Magic won last night.(laughs at Lebron limping off the court, after what looks like a scratch on the knee from missing a kickflip). hold on. my face supposed to feel like the recipient of the "what the five fingers say", joke? i need to hurry this up. in this edition of Throwback Thursday, im gonna have to give it up to my man Ghost. this dude has arguably, one of THE best discographies in hip-hop. if you dont think so, do the world a favor and "one" ya'self.



Ghostface Killah ft Mary J Blige- All That I Got Is You


Ghostface Killah- Mighty Healthy(big shout out to Ray & the Mighty Healthycamp..)


Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Daytona 500


Ghostface Killah - Chercez La Ghost


Ghostface Killah- Nutmeg


Ghostface Killah feat. Raekwon - Apollo Kids


Ghostface ft. Jadakiss & Comp- Run

im up outta here.. this cold medicines kicking in something serious.. ill be back tomorrow. until then, yall check out the new post over at the Kr3w site, and for all your new music. news. etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com. yall be easy. jeah!

i lost my swagger for a minute, but i found it again the other day

yeah.. i been gone for a minute. grew a beard. few inches of hair. dropped a interview in FTK. been putting in some heavy work at Transworld, and even threw a few pieces to my folks over at Kr3w. but, now im back on my bullsh!t over here.. sorry for the delay, and just for the holdup- imma bless you good folks with one of my favorite albums to drop this year.. here yall go:

Method Man & Redman- Blackout 2
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onto other news... has anybody seen this embarrassing ass, XXL cover?

jesus... i think my man Koast, couldnt have said it any better over at 9Elements site about a month ago.. Eminem DOES look like J.P., from the movie "Grandmas Boy". what an embarrassing jackass. anyhow. i got a question for you all. aside from this cover. songs like "Fakk", "Ass Like That", and "Big Weenie". When did you realize, Eminem was an embarrassing jackass? ive compiled a few of my own examples:

- when he recorded a track, calling his invisible black girlfriend "n!gger", and when confronted about it lied. then- the tape actually leaked and was publshed with a issue of the Source
- when he had to have his friends help him battle Benzino?
- when he dropped "Ass like that"?
- the first time you seen him in a du-rag?
- when he had beef Christina Aguilera?
- when "8 Mile" was released?
- when you heard his nasally ass voice, and realized it was actually his voice?
- when "Shady" gear dropped?
- when he popped sh!t, then apologized to Elton John?
- when he made them scratching noises, in "My Name is.."?
- when he had beef, with 2 dudes who dressed up like clowns that insisted to be called "Insane Clown Posse"?
- when he publically beefed with his Moms?
- when he dropped Shady Gear
- when he had "beef" with a damn hand puppet @ the MTV Awards
- when he had this cover of the Rolling Stone
.....

i could go on for days. this guys embarrassing, as all hell. and if your anywhere over the age of 15, and dont live in a trailer park. you should be embarrassed to listen to this dudes music. with that said. all those out there with common sense, and a decent sense of humor- feel free to leave more embarrassing Eminem moments in the comment section. and for all you out there catching feelings- dont trip. im gonna make this a ongoing theme, with many artists moving forward..

theres certain things in life that never get "old". and one of those things, is "Family Guy". aside from Tom & Jerry- this is possibly, the greatest cartoon known to man. so, i had to give a nod to what i see as one of the funniest episodes with the following clip. roll the tape:

good gawd, i think i just drooled on the keyboard.. i gotta get outta here. i got a new girl im hyped about, and we're going out for lunch. and, dinner. nothing like finding a new girl that youre hyped on. hell. my man Freddie "girl, gotta girlfriend"!(good luck with that one). but this months been gravy, and as i said- im back on my bulsh!t. so you'll be seeing me alot more. and dont forget to check my new spot over at the Kr3w site. and yeah. im still putting in work at Transworld in the magazine, as well as on the net. matter of fact- got a Matt Fink piece ill be dropping soon. and before i get outta here, didnt wanna forget to let yall know ill be hosting this years Damn Am, in Minneapolis again. here ya go:

click this lank, for more details..

im out.. yall be good. watch for more music/news updates over at Hustlemania later this week, and in the meantime- get on over to 9elements for any music/news, etc.. tell em piFF sent ya.