"im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.."

before i get it started like Hammer. lemme just say this.. i could really give a dayum about any of yall new Taylor Swift fans.. Kanye haters.. i also. dont really know, or care about the dude in Ghost. and, both Kanye as well as Serena Williams is clowns for apologizing, numerous times. im sayin.. real slobber- i 'ont even know whas wrong with n!kkas nowadays.. yall getting on tv, apologizing.. they got yall actin like nobody aint ever did nothing like yall EVER did before.. sh!t is disgusting, breh.. im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.. oh, yeah. i double dont give a gawt-dayum what Barak Obama got to say about Kanye.. i mean. dont that dude got other things to be discussing? like this video:



oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdd!!!!!! oh my Jesus.. no. no. hold on.. i think.. oh my Gawd.. i cant quit laughing.. *grabs chest* oh, help me Lawd!! this gon' be a big one!! WHO is the GENIUS behind that? naw. really, d'oh.. who made that? because that was borderline- genius.. if you havent seem the original(as well as the one-offs of the original "Lookin Ass N!gga")- well. you lawst.. oh Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, that made my day..

actually.. that made my day.. but THIS made my week..


i know yall rememebr soooooo much from the VMA's.. but, do yall remember when this Gremlin lookin broad just jumped on-stage during "Empire State of Mind"? dayum.. i mean.. how many time Jay-Z gon' get disrespected like that? and, who is that lil Bow Wow lookin bish? oh.. thas that thing from "My Lip Gloss is Poppin".. wooooooow.. between that. and, i dont know if yall remember this at Summerjam this year:



yup. thats right.. thats T-Pain.. who at Jay-Z performance of "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)"- just walked up in the stage like, "what n!kka? you talm bout me..?!?!?" what Jay do... nuuuuuuuuffin!! dayum. cotdamnyamanhov... this n!kkas embarrassing.

matter of fact.. yall need to check this out:
“3s that are better than bp3″ by Clyde Singleton.. and oh yeah.. Big Brother Magazine is on its way back to bih'ness.. even got a documentary in the works. you mad, Scooby? im sure you would be.. just asking..

hoooooooooooold, up!!!!! yall saw this sh!t on tv?!?!?!

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Woman Survives Being Impaled in Neck by 13-Inch Tree Branch
A joy ride through the wilderness of Northern Idaho turned into a nightmare for 22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband after a tree branch came crashing through a window of their truck — impaling Michelle in the neck.

Childers and her husband Daniel were driving along the Lochsa River in the mountains of North Central Idaho on Sept. 5 when the accident happened, KHQ-TV reported.

Michelle Childers literally didn't know what hit her.

"I asked (my husband) ‘what where is it?’ "Childers told the news station.

Her husband answered, "It's in your neck."

About an hour after the incident, Childers and her husband arrived at Lochsa Lodge near the Idaho/Montana border where a helicopter and ambulance were immediately called in.

Childers was airlifted to St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Mont., where she underwent a six-hour operation to remove the 13-inch Spruce tree branch from her neck.

She’s now recovering at home. -source

uh.. wow.. well. on that note- im gonna get outta here, and go grab some lunch.. yall have fun with that one.. if yall need any music, news, preview new gear, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. wanna follow me, and the random things i do- hit/follow me on twitter.. until next time- yall be good. and, before i go.. big shout out to my lil brother durty-d(n!kka.. update ya blog..!! im sayin, tho). man djkoast & the 9elements family. Eric, Ben, & Blair over at Transworld. my n!kkas at JAW.. and, all my Jacksonville folks.. oh yeah. Rachel- I Love You.. im really out this time.. jeah!

"that was one of the most fukked up things ive seen in a minute.."

imma keep it 100.. i dont care Chris Cole won, anything.. at all. it aint hate. i just could care less if the n!kka won, anything. the reason i say this, is it stems from a recent conversation me & a friend had re:skateboarding.. we were speaking on the newest videos, some dope tricks(which, Chris Cole is NO stranger to), and whatnot.. then Chris' name came up. i asked what he thought of him. Instead of answering, he questioned me. "What do YOU think of Chris Cole.?" I sat quietly, thinking of a CORRECT answer. and, before i could even respond. the kid dropped the most powerful, and truthiness statemant id ever heard.. "I like Chris Cole.. I think hes good. But, i think he skates- only because hes good.. doesnt look like he's having fun when he skates.." ive been in & out of church, my entire life. my Grandmother, Father, Mother, Brother, 3 Uncles, Aunt.. hell.. 75% of my families a preacher/first lady.. but what that kid spoke, was THE most powerful gospel i think id ever heard..

moving forward.. fukk ya iphone:

"wheres this dude get his blenders from.. because mine barely even blends fruit without breaking."- my new neighbor, Candace

my girl just went on a photoshoot with my/our good friend Autrelle. Autrelle happens to be some kinda kung fu/kick assedry wizard, and the plan was for me to get choked out by one of his Dr. Spock-like death grip techniques on camera. but, too bad everyone who has a camera.. or, hold on.. how come all the "filmers", are never ready to film anything..? real tawk- why DO alot of people have video cameras.. what DO you "film"? some of yall should ask ya'self that question.. and shout out to my lil brother whos well on his way to being the next Spike Jonze, or Spike Lee depending on what kinda woman, liquor and environment he's in at the moment... basically. somebody shoulda NEVER gave THIS n!kka, a camera.. people. watch ya girls. and, parents. lock ya daughter up..

or, they could end up doing some embarrassing sh!t like this:

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Jesus H. Christ.. was that supposed to be "sexy"? whadda dumb bish! look.. i told yall a loooooooooong time ago, this broad was an embarrassing jackass.. not to mention, she looks like she could be a extra in the movie "Ants", with no make-up, or special effects involved.. gawt dayum i hate that ole, shorty sh!t stained. fake hip-hop lesbi"aint". i could definantly see her being another recipient of my new column" Embarrassing Jackass of the Week" over at jackassworld.com . yeah.. im doing work over there now. you mad, Scooby?

yknow what.. theres certain things i like to seperate, and two of them are my blog. and, my website.. but, today.. imma have to give up this piFF to yall, because this is one of THE goodest blend tapes, Ive ever heard..

Memory Man presents: Wu-Tang vs D.I.T.C
if you call ya'self being any kinda hip-hop fan, and you dont download this mixtape- one ya'self.. as i said, this is possibly THE best blend tape, ive EVER heard. and, i own as well as promote- ALOT of music.. for anymore of ya music, gear, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com.. yknowhatitis..

anybody ever witnessed a cop(or anybody), kill a man? well, thanks to this small thing we have called "YouTube", you can now bare witness.. roll the tape(and, btw.. this is REAL)

LIVINGSTON, LA (WAFB) - The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office has released the dash cam video of a deadly traffic stop and in doing so said its deputies followed procedure.

The video shows Deputy Chris Sturdivant as he pulls over 42-year-old Adam Stogner. The tape starts with the deputy asking Stogner for his license. It ends with an officer asking the man if he's still breathing.

click here, to continue reading...

yeah.. that was one of the most fukked up things i think ive seen in a minute.. Straight up- fukk the police.. i know thers "some good ones.." hell. theres "some good" drug dealers, too.. but fukk em both. i cant believe i even watched that... with that said, im outta here. thanks for taking the time, once again, to peek into my view of the world. yall be easy.. if you wanna follw me on twitter, holla.. until next time- yall be easy. think freely. and, call ya Momma today and tell her you Love her... i just did.. jeah!

What a Week Its Been...

real tawk.. look at this sh!t, folks...



now, is it me.. or does it seem like the Reaper been back on his grizzly, the last few weeks..? i mean.. dayum... people dropping like flies.. im sayin.. even the Oxy clean dude?!?! wooooooooord..?! then.. if that wasnt enough.. look what touched down in J'ville last Friday...



i swear to Gawd.. that was on the river, not even a mile from my house.. thunder clapped so hard, i was bout to crawl under the couch on some Scooby Doo sh!t.. what?! i dont play with Mother Nature.. but, i DID play the sh!t outta Micheal Jacksons "Human Nature" this weekend.. RIP MJ..

so last week.. me and my girl was sitting on the couch watching either Charm School, or that horse-face'did Daisy broad on VH1 for the 7946893246934642 time.. and i not only noticed the broad who i HATE, and to my luck- works at my favorite pizza place, lives across the street.. i also saw this cat(beginning at the 3:40 mark..), walking a mini English bulldog..



GAWT DAYUM, thas some cool ass white dudes..!! where the fukk these n(w)!ggas be's at? and, i wonder if they got some of that Purple Stuff 'cross the skreet? man.. i dont know if these n(w)!ggas can come kick it when my girl around, but when she aint- its on..

speaking of which- look what i came across on Twitter the other day..


yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! actually.. know what? imma officially, promote this dude.. as embarrassing as he may be- he seem to be going all out at this point.. matter of fact.. unlike Eminems ole b!tchass.. i bet J'Rodg(is that his hip-hop monicker..?) doesnt have a tape that'll surface, with him callin' his "ex" a "N1gger B!tch..", he aint had another mans balls & taint in his face, and furthermore. was probly at the BET Awards last night.. so here.. yall download homeboys lil mixtape, and pass it along..

im outta here.. before i go.. for those of you who didnt catch it last night. imma leave you with the newest video, and now- first single off Jay-Z's upcoming "Blueprint 3" album.. this is "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)..


dope video.. yall be easy.. ill be back later this week.. until then, you can catch me on twitter.. and for all your music, news, and other goodies- hop on over to hustlemania.. also.. check out my newest editorial, over at jackassworld when you get a minute.. alright.. really outta here this time.. jeah!