Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Who's losing the Human Race- pt.duex

have you ever seen something and been completely speechless? well my friend Matt sent me this today, and i swear before God, ive NEVER experienced a bigger case of second hand embarrassment in my entire life. so, i wanna warn everyone that, before you see this, you will experience feelings of dizziness, a utter most hatred for youth, and a downright feeling of disgustya next time this song even comes on. i hate to be the one to do this, but roll the tape....

im sorry. i just couldnt make myself watch it past the 0:21 mark. jesus. i think im coming down with the "iwannaquitskating'idis". i gotta get outta here. ill be back tomorrow. for some odd reason, i just can't seem to find the words to describe what just went down in my own blog...


im just gonna go out on a limb here, and say i hate kids. especially kids who rap.. im really outta here, before i throw my mac across the room...

Thursday, April 05, 2007

.... i never liked Jermaine. or Tito

i aint gonna lie- i been making some serious Tillamook as of late. yeah, i know i came in a lil strong, but i also walked outside this past Saturday morning, and there was 3 scantily clad girls laying out in the driveway. what does that have to do with anything? oh nothing, besides the fact one goyls tittay was hanging out, and that shat look'ted like a doughnut hole with a pepperoni melted on top. roll the tape nikkuhs. im back.... ach'tung!

damn. u seen how many times that nikkuh was parralel with the Earf'? and was i trippin, or in his mug-shot, i know this dude didnt have a baby jerri-curl? hold on. was that fukkin Jermaine Jackson? to be honest, i never liked Jermaine. or Tito. fukk it. i never liked any of the 'em except Penny. i knew Mike was suspect, when he started wearing spark'uhly socks. real talk- what kinda grown man wears sequence socks, some high water courduroys, a big ass sparkly glove and some damn penny loafers? before you answer that, look at what happened when i sent piFF jr. to the store for a blunt..

i can't decipher if that was funny, or disturbing, so ill lean on funny. to be honest, there aint too much funnier than a lil kid cursing like a pirate. well, a little kid falling and busting his/her head to the white meat is always funny, but no one ever wants to admit it. speaking of white- yesterday, i was bored, so i decided to buy a car. actually. a truck. a white '89 Ford Bronco to be exact. thats right. just like the OJ chase! jeah! so remember, when you see me riding south on 405, i just jumped on the highway after probly "stabbing" some white chick in LA. im out..