"i never heard such bafoonery, in my entire life."

in theme of the x-mas holiday, id like to congratulate myself for becoming the new VP of Marketing & Promotion over at 4Cast Int. What is 4Cast some may ask? well, we make the Ghostface doll, custom jewelry, and designer furniture(to name a few things). and yes- im STILL on my other grinds(Transworld, contrbuting phtotgrapher and writer for numerous publications, professional skateboarder, producer, yadda, yadda, yadda.. ) lets just say- im moving. and no- i dont fukks with Kayo/Gold Wheels no mo'. Moneys was owed, lies was told... truthfully- ive never seen or heard such bafoonery in my entire life. But best of luck moving forward, and thanks to my man Stevie Williams & DGK, Daughters, Karl Wat', Chany, Kenny, and anybody else i actually like in that building. the rest of 'em, all you get is these 2 bars. man. i swear before the Lawd, if its one thing i fukkin hate- its a liar. the truth will be televised, followed by a revolution.. stay tuned

in gooder news... my man Mr. Len(Company Flow fame, Dummy Smacks CEO, and all around Hustlemaniac) has started his own personal revolution on the music biz. For the next 30 weeks, Mr. Len and the Dummy Smacks family will produce, and release a new song a week on Spitkicker Radio (XM The Rhyme 65) for the next 30 weeks, Craig! well gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdamn! i bet yall a mill', the Def Jam brass will have their "men in black" on this asap. fukk a hater. i congratulate. roll the tape on this exclusive Dummy Smacks piFF(remember- you seen it here first!)

yo? was that my n!kka Germ in the vid? Dummy Smacks & Division East is in the building! and by the way- if you broke ass has Sirius Radio, you can hear me on there tonight discussing my business ventures, yapping to a porn star, etc... i told yall- im a big deal damnit! these other cats is liars..

real quik, whos cooler than this dude?

fa'real though.. im saying. the n!kka says words like "red ra'raurri", "oochie coochie", and lastly- look at the Bart Simpson piece. if this dude aint the Dirty Souths version of Ghostface mixed with the Fonz, i dont know who is. "a red ra'raurri".. woooooow. Gucci!

speaking of the A, my little brother D just moved in town and.... well. take a look at his first hour in the crub:

so we walk up to the bar, and my man Mikes sitting there. Micheal Rappaport is black. i dont care what no one says...


we turn around, and boom- its Jereme Rogers and his little brother. "its a Kodak moment, n!kkas hold that thought.." this- is history. real talk.

then im like, "lets go to the dancefloor and see some birds.." and this dude comes outta nowhere..

what the fokk! its Young Dro! awww, n!kka, awww! and thats my little brothers 1st hour hanging with me.. actually, that was later in the night after either the Crooks & Castle store opening on Melrose(plug!), or the Dwindle art explosion/video release party in Fairfax.. either way- my little brothers here(as well as my cousin). look alive, and hold ya hoes tight.

nows probly the best time to discuss this- MINORITY REPORT II, COMING SUMMER 08. Anthony Mosely, Anthony Williams, Kevin Taylor, myself, Rashad Turner, Antwan Dixon, Furby, and so forth... fukk it- "its about to be a hot summer.. get my fukkin pool in the back".

before i get outta here, a few more tidbits: im doing Duane Peters neice, throwing my first fashion show in Vegas this february, meeting with Stan Lathan as well as MTV this week to discuss a reality show, starting a multi-media distribution company in January 08... oh my Gawd! the movements moving! you can all get down..

its like that maaaan, its like that! im out fa'real this time. got some twerk to do. and if you see my video on the in'nuhnet for sale- dont buy that shyt, and holla at a playa. somebodies out here trying to make some side dough on piFF, and.. well. just stay tuned. jeah!

R.I.P. Chad "Pimp C." Butler (December 29, 1973 – December 4, 2007)

yesterday morning, i got a text message from my boy Amish letting me know they found Pimp C dead in his hotel room. i was about a mile from there, so me & Shelton did a drive-by only to find out- it was true. Cameras, cops, tape.. the shyt really kicked in. being a lifetime UGK fan(randomly enough. the cat that put me up on UGK, is Lance Conklin..), i feel it was only right to pay this brother some respect. instead of poppin my daily dose of swag- imma lace yall with some of my favorite UGK joints. once again, R.I.P Pimp C. and my prayers go out to all your family and friends.

U.G.K- Pocket Full of Stones


U.G.K- Wood Wheel


U.G.K.- Its Supposed to Bubble


U.G.K.- Tell Me Something Good


Pimp C- Freestyle on Rap City


U.G.K- w/3-6 Mafia- International Players Anthem


keep ya head up Bun.. ya mans is in a better place. im out. i got work to do. and ill leave yall with this real spit- anytime you thinking about somebody, CALL THEM! appreciate your life, family and friends... the shyt can be taken away in a hearts beat. literally.. be easy yall..

whats more swaggerous than a industry, and a "in da screets" nikka like myself

holy jesus... im not big on prank calls, but this is possibly GOAT. roll the tape.


lets discuss this.. first off- the shyts ridonkulous. second- "the Gregster"? fukkin classikk. finally. did this nikka Hulk Hogan just curse? bwaahahahahahahahah.. Hulk got some swagger like that? hold up. why the fukk am i dapping this roided up, racist feggit? yeah, i said racist. actually, this guys no different than Dog, except hes got a daughter who actually owns her own set of teeth. i just thought of the goodest question. why didnt they just hang up the phone? real talk?

uh oh. breaking news! i got the tape of Scott Storch meeting The Gregster in a parking lot.. and.. well, just watch the tape


bwahahahahahhaahahha.. ole boy was parallel with the earf! im sorry, but nothing makes me happier than watching that. actually. pop tarts & a joint, while getting some chewy is gooder than anything in the universe.

too bad by the time you even realize what "chewy" is, ill have something this cool to discuss..

im just gonna go out on a limb and say- whoever made this, is a genius. this has inspired me to make "Jungle Juice" malt liquor. each 40 will have a red, or blue bandana for a label, and will ONLY be sold in the jungles. in related news, while smoking a blunt on the back patio of LAX, i was told that i got plenty of love from the BGs. now you tell me- whats more swaggerous than a industry, and a "in da screets" nikka like myself? "swaggerous"...? wow..

oh schnapp! everyone PLEASE FIND THIS/BUY/TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND ABOUT THIS BOOK!

REAL TAWK TIME. THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SKATEBOARDING, SINCE STEVE ROCCO. i personally wanna thank Mike Ballard, as well as Jai Tanju for bringing skateboarding back. these cats are about to fukk the game up! congratulations boys. youve done something so interesting, its disgusting.*waits for the hating to commence on these cats*

howd i go from straight hating a bish, to meeting 4 within 4 hours? yo, Amish. your co-worker is beautiful. tell her i didnt mean to laugh at the pregnant lady who got kicked down the steps, or the baby with the mutated head. or the lady with Lukemia. or.. damnit! just tell her i said she was beautiful. damn, i loves me a beautiful, working woman.

in related news, i met some random chick at LAX while smoking in the back(DT!*cough*), and proceeded to ask her to dance.. i swear before the good Lawd this is what happened

need i say more? shyt was straight 2nd hand embarrassment.

in this weeks "oh golly, im gully awards", we got a hall of famer. ladies and gentleman- i present the gulliest man on the planet, Bear Grylss(this is not for the squeemish)

who wants to go first? ok. i will. WHO is this dude, and how does he know how to dissect, and eat a fukkin dead camel? is he a trained vet? plus- who the fukk climbs inside of dead sh!t? oh yeah, evil spirits. this dudes the devil. fareal.

i gotta go. some people owe me money, and i got some hustling to do. click some of them lanks on the right, and you can find just about anything in the world. even a speak n spell.

dont say, i didnt told ya so..

and you might wanna read this too.. thas all for now.