Thursday, May 28, 2009

"a fly n!kkas reality, a broke n!kkas dream...."

theres good ideas. and then, theres bad ones. bad idea #209297479742073: stand behind the back door and try to scare ya girlfriend, after shes coming in from letting the dog out. end result. her yelling, and my toenail being crushed in half. man. i still cant feel my toe. and i gotta get on a plane to Minneapolis, in the next 6 hours. thats cool, though. imma still be living the life of a fly n!kkas reality, and a broke n!kkas dream.. you mad? with that said- should be interesting. but nowhere near as interesting as smoking weed, and watching National Geographic Channel. real tawk. i been leaning back on my piFFery over the last few months, and truth be told- flight schools been alot more interesting as of late. for instance.. did yall know THIS?:

what the...? yall see that shat?!! how the fukk did a Octopus, "drown" a shark?! actually. how the fukk, does a shark "drown"? that was one of the most bizarro things, ive EVER witnessed! but, if you think that was something. yall gotta see THIS shat. roll the tape:

did that sh!t ju....? hold up.... what. the. FOKK, was THAT? dead seriousnessly.. what. the. FOKK, was THAT? see. sh!t like that, is EXACTLY the reason why n!kkas DO NOT scuba dive. or swim in the deep end of the pool at night time. one more time, though- what the hell did that thing just do? i aint even gone lie.. that was one of the weirdest things ive possibly ever saw. and people walking around talm bout "aint no such thins as aliens.." yeah. okay. believe that sh!t if you want to..

lets switch up the mood for a minute...i dont know who sent me this, or where the fukk they got it from- but one thing i can tell you- Nas is a GENIUS. i still cant figure out why i never saw this.. roll em:

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahaha... good Jesus of Megaloids, if that aint one of the funniest things i ever seen't.*loads Nas' "Untitled" LP into the iPod Touch, for the trip* oh yeah.. my girl hooked up the iPod touch, and i swear to Gawd i never knew how dope those things were.. yeah. i lost for trying to be so "anti". but, those things are dope as fokk. now that i plugged it, i wil casually copy+paste todays blog, and shoot it over to Apple for my free product. and, leave the following sentence out. and THATS, how you hustle.. step ya game up. im saying.. i can only give so much swag, for free..

anybody hitting up Manny Mania, in NY in 2wks? i might go.. cant be that hard to win some dough, at a damn manual contest. and while im at it- no disrespect.. but i dont really fukks with Red Bull. it gives you mudbutt. a headache. and furthermore- the new Red Bull Cola products recently been found to have traces of cocaine in it.. dont believe me? take a look at this:

Germany is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.

Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage - which is available in the UK.

The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.
Red Bull Cola

Coke problem: An investigation in Germany has found traces of de-cocainized extract of coco leaf in Red Bull Cola

'The institute examined Red Bull Cola in an elaborate chemical process and found traces of cocaine,' said Bernhard Kuehnle, head of the food safety department at the federal ministry for consumer protection.

Authorities said the cocaine levels do not pose a health threat but are not permitted in foodstuffs.

read more here...

well. im outta here. i got some breakfast to cook. invoices to type up. a backpack to pack(im traveling light. the contest is sponsored by DC..) and, im trying to go see my brother at his church before i get to the airport.. in the meantime, for all your new music, news, and other goodies: get on over to hustlemania, or check out Koast & IGod over at 9elements.. and while im at it, check out the antics of my lil brothers world over at yall be easy, and ill keep everyone posted this weekend via iPhone Touch(plug).

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Sometimes, life comes at you fast...

lemme get straight to the chase.. theres embarrassing ass, moments. and, then theres times where you gota just say "fukk it.. i lost at life.." todays loser at life recipient, is none other than nerd-core rapper/blogger/sh!t talker Charles Hamilton. ill be honest. i know little to nothing about this dude, except that he thinks he bringing pink "back". and, he once dissed Uncle Luke live on the radio by saying something about Lukes wife having a d!ck hanging from her forehead on his television show. dayum. anyways. here we have a situation, where someone gives this nerd a microphone and.. well. just watch the tape:

bwaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhaha.. i dont know whats funnier. the fact he got a damn Pink Panther tied around his forearm. the fact he actually admitted to having sex with that marsupial-shaped hip-hop broad. or, the fact ole girl tapped his jaw, and he kept rapping. yknow what? fukk it. id say the combination of all four. but, i will give this dude props for not knocking her teeth out. then again- she lucky that wasnt Dr. Dre, or FunkFlex though.. oops. did i just say that?

im outta here. im battling a pretty bad cold, and drank damn near a half of bottle of Nightime TheraFlu about a hour ago. if my calculations are correct- by the time i wobble to the bed, and wake back up- the Magic should be whoopin up on JeBron Lames Cavaliers. in the meantime, if yall want any music: get on over to hustlemania. if somethings crzacking tonight, or you just wanna let me & the world know everything from you sippin on a coffee, to switching equipment at your local gym: hit me on twitter. yall be easy. jeah!

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Throwback Thursdays- Ghostface Killah Edition

man. i just woke up, and drank some cough syrup like i was Lil Wayne. so, i dont know whats going on. but i DO know: its not raining. and, the Magic won last night.(laughs at Lebron limping off the court, after what looks like a scratch on the knee from missing a kickflip). hold on. my face supposed to feel like the recipient of the "what the five fingers say", joke? i need to hurry this up. in this edition of Throwback Thursday, im gonna have to give it up to my man Ghost. this dude has arguably, one of THE best discographies in hip-hop. if you dont think so, do the world a favor and "one" ya'self.

Ghostface Killah ft Mary J Blige- All That I Got Is You

Ghostface Killah- Mighty Healthy(big shout out to Ray & the Mighty Healthycamp..)

Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Daytona 500

Ghostface Killah - Chercez La Ghost

Ghostface Killah- Nutmeg

Ghostface Killah feat. Raekwon - Apollo Kids

Ghostface ft. Jadakiss & Comp- Run

im up outta here.. this cold medicines kicking in something serious.. ill be back tomorrow. until then, yall check out the new post over at the Kr3w site, and for all your new music. news. etc.. get on over to yall be easy. jeah!

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Monday, May 18, 2009

i lost my swagger for a minute, but i found it again the other day

yeah.. i been gone for a minute. grew a beard. few inches of hair. dropped a interview in FTK. been putting in some heavy work at Transworld, and even threw a few pieces to my folks over at Kr3w. but, now im back on my bullsh!t over here.. sorry for the delay, and just for the holdup- imma bless you good folks with one of my favorite albums to drop this year.. here yall go:

Method Man & Redman- Blackout 2
for promotional use only
support the artists, buy their music

onto other news... has anybody seen this embarrassing ass, XXL cover?

jesus... i think my man Koast, couldnt have said it any better over at 9Elements site about a month ago.. Eminem DOES look like J.P., from the movie "Grandmas Boy". what an embarrassing jackass. anyhow. i got a question for you all. aside from this cover. songs like "Fakk", "Ass Like That", and "Big Weenie". When did you realize, Eminem was an embarrassing jackass? ive compiled a few of my own examples:

- when he recorded a track, calling his invisible black girlfriend "n!gger", and when confronted about it lied. then- the tape actually leaked and was publshed with a issue of the Source
- when he had to have his friends help him battle Benzino?
- when he dropped "Ass like that"?
- the first time you seen him in a du-rag?
- when he had beef Christina Aguilera?
- when "8 Mile" was released?
- when you heard his nasally ass voice, and realized it was actually his voice?
- when "Shady" gear dropped?
- when he popped sh!t, then apologized to Elton John?
- when he made them scratching noises, in "My Name is.."?
- when he had beef, with 2 dudes who dressed up like clowns that insisted to be called "Insane Clown Posse"?
- when he publically beefed with his Moms?
- when he dropped Shady Gear
- when he had "beef" with a damn hand puppet @ the MTV Awards
- when he had this cover of the Rolling Stone

i could go on for days. this guys embarrassing, as all hell. and if your anywhere over the age of 15, and dont live in a trailer park. you should be embarrassed to listen to this dudes music. with that said. all those out there with common sense, and a decent sense of humor- feel free to leave more embarrassing Eminem moments in the comment section. and for all you out there catching feelings- dont trip. im gonna make this a ongoing theme, with many artists moving forward..

theres certain things in life that never get "old". and one of those things, is "Family Guy". aside from Tom & Jerry- this is possibly, the greatest cartoon known to man. so, i had to give a nod to what i see as one of the funniest episodes with the following clip. roll the tape:

good gawd, i think i just drooled on the keyboard.. i gotta get outta here. i got a new girl im hyped about, and we're going out for lunch. and, dinner. nothing like finding a new girl that youre hyped on. hell. my man Freddie "girl, gotta girlfriend"!(good luck with that one). but this months been gravy, and as i said- im back on my bulsh!t. so you'll be seeing me alot more. and dont forget to check my new spot over at the Kr3w site. and yeah. im still putting in work at Transworld in the magazine, as well as on the net. matter of fact- got a Matt Fink piece ill be dropping soon. and before i get outta here, didnt wanna forget to let yall know ill be hosting this years Damn Am, in Minneapolis again. here ya go:

click this lank, for more details..

im out.. yall be good. watch for more music/news updates over at Hustlemania later this week, and in the meantime- get on over to 9elements for any music/news, etc.. tell em piFF sent ya.

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