"im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.."

before i get it started like Hammer. lemme just say this.. i could really give a dayum about any of yall new Taylor Swift fans.. Kanye haters.. i also. dont really know, or care about the dude in Ghost. and, both Kanye as well as Serena Williams is clowns for apologizing, numerous times. im sayin.. real slobber- i 'ont even know whas wrong with n!kkas nowadays.. yall getting on tv, apologizing.. they got yall actin like nobody aint ever did nothing like yall EVER did before.. sh!t is disgusting, breh.. im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.. oh, yeah. i double dont give a gawt-dayum what Barak Obama got to say about Kanye.. i mean. dont that dude got other things to be discussing? like this video:



oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdd!!!!!! oh my Jesus.. no. no. hold on.. i think.. oh my Gawd.. i cant quit laughing.. *grabs chest* oh, help me Lawd!! this gon' be a big one!! WHO is the GENIUS behind that? naw. really, d'oh.. who made that? because that was borderline- genius.. if you havent seem the original(as well as the one-offs of the original "Lookin Ass N!gga")- well. you lawst.. oh Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, that made my day..

actually.. that made my day.. but THIS made my week..


i know yall rememebr soooooo much from the VMA's.. but, do yall remember when this Gremlin lookin broad just jumped on-stage during "Empire State of Mind"? dayum.. i mean.. how many time Jay-Z gon' get disrespected like that? and, who is that lil Bow Wow lookin bish? oh.. thas that thing from "My Lip Gloss is Poppin".. wooooooow.. between that. and, i dont know if yall remember this at Summerjam this year:



yup. thats right.. thats T-Pain.. who at Jay-Z performance of "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)"- just walked up in the stage like, "what n!kka? you talm bout me..?!?!?" what Jay do... nuuuuuuuuffin!! dayum. cotdamnyamanhov... this n!kkas embarrassing.

matter of fact.. yall need to check this out:
“3s that are better than bp3″ by Clyde Singleton.. and oh yeah.. Big Brother Magazine is on its way back to bih'ness.. even got a documentary in the works. you mad, Scooby? im sure you would be.. just asking..

hoooooooooooold, up!!!!! yall saw this sh!t on tv?!?!?!

>
Woman Survives Being Impaled in Neck by 13-Inch Tree Branch
A joy ride through the wilderness of Northern Idaho turned into a nightmare for 22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband after a tree branch came crashing through a window of their truck — impaling Michelle in the neck.

Childers and her husband Daniel were driving along the Lochsa River in the mountains of North Central Idaho on Sept. 5 when the accident happened, KHQ-TV reported.

Michelle Childers literally didn't know what hit her.

"I asked (my husband) ‘what where is it?’ "Childers told the news station.

Her husband answered, "It's in your neck."

About an hour after the incident, Childers and her husband arrived at Lochsa Lodge near the Idaho/Montana border where a helicopter and ambulance were immediately called in.

Childers was airlifted to St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Mont., where she underwent a six-hour operation to remove the 13-inch Spruce tree branch from her neck.

She’s now recovering at home. -source

uh.. wow.. well. on that note- im gonna get outta here, and go grab some lunch.. yall have fun with that one.. if yall need any music, news, preview new gear, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. wanna follow me, and the random things i do- hit/follow me on twitter.. until next time- yall be good. and, before i go.. big shout out to my lil brother durty-d(n!kka.. update ya blog..!! im sayin, tho). man djkoast & the 9elements family. Eric, Ben, & Blair over at Transworld. my n!kkas at JAW.. and, all my Jacksonville folks.. oh yeah. Rachel- I Love You.. im really out this time.. jeah!

"im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this.."

i had a really odd dream last night.. first, i was skating in some mountain'ess area of.. actually. i have no idea where the fokk i was! i just know it was mountain'ess, and it had alot of spots.. then, after making it to the apex of one area of this random ass spot- i realized I'd grabbed the wrong camera. what?! i was hyped on where i was, and a n!kka needed a flick. the sh!t look'ted like suhn'tin outta the movie "Dune", but had skate-spots.. trust me. it was dope.. anyways. so in a panicked state, i dropped into this one area that was forbidden to venture in unless you had a golf cart. yeah. a fukkin, golf cart.. needless to say, i dropped in. and woke up, before i cracked my skull. end of that one.. so, i proceed to my 2nd stage of dormacy, and this time- i found myself in a And1 b-ball type tournament. i really didnt feel like playing, or practicing. so, i just grabbed the ball, and performed a few dunks. after i did my thizzle, i left the courts only to be found in some huge skateable mall-type complex.. i grabbed some kids board, and just skated around. forgetting i was entered in a b-ball contest.. someone walks up and goes, "hey.. theyre calling your name/team right now...". i dropped my board, and took off running only to find myself awakening to the voice of Robin Meade.. damn. Robin Meade is fine.. but, real slobber. isnt that a weird ass dream? sh!t was like the ghetto version of Science of Sleep..

if you think my dream was weird.. look at this "plant"..

i dont even know how to say the name of this thing, but what i DO know is- that damn sho'll aint no cornucopia. and, that thing eats rats.. so, yeah. its a carnivore. its ugly. and, it somehow has a mouth.. i got a good question.. is that the "tongue" protruding above it? and, whas wit' me,and all these big ass words today..? did i read a dictionary in my sleep too, or suhn'tin?

for those of you who might not be familair.. i introduce you, to Mr. Kellen James..

good Jesus, is that dude good.. whats funny, is when i dropped Minority Report over 2yrs ago- NO ONE was trying to hear me 'bout dude.. i mean, NO ONE.. now. the same cats who shooting flicks with him, giving him props, etc.. act like they just dicovered him. and, dont even have the decency to mention Minority Report.. yall make me laugh, sometimes.. actually. yall make me laugh, ALL the time. anyways.. check out Kellen in Transworlds new video, "Right Foot Forward".. im sure he has the best part.. actually. im POSITIVE, he has the best part..

really quick.. theres been ALOT of good music droppin in the last few days.. new Jigger Man. new Raekwon album(FUEGO!!!). some leaks from the new M.O.P. album thats droppin.. chronic, re-mastered w/unreleased material.. i suggest yall get on over to hustlemania.com, and do the damn thing...

before i go.. no 'cism, but can someone tell me how the fukk this woman.. gave birth, to them lil white kids?

*click here for the entire story
before anyone gets their panties in a bunch.. im familiar with what an albino looks like.. what im NOT familiar with, is how 2 Brazilians with my skin tone.. humped. and one.. actually, 3 of those kids popped out.. im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this..

well. i gotta run. got some guests coming over for dinner, then ill more than likely be downtown at the Artwalk.. followed by Autrelles "MJVSJT" Party @ Eclipse.. until then.. yall be safe, and if you wanna catch up w/me in the meantime- dont be scurred to follow me on twitter.. peace!!

"you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular.."

first off.. good Friday to everyone.. i know im up early, but i been on my grind lately. plus. my man Rick Kosick(of Big Brother/Jackass fame) is in town, to film me for the upcoming Big Brother Documentary.. yeah.. theres gonna be a documentary.. more on that later.. what i DO wanna tap in on, is these cats out here who been trying to ride my wave.. look.. i realize, "imitation, is the highest form of flattery..". yeah, yeah, yeah.. but, when you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular- you lawst.. i started this "You Tubesday", "Throwback Tursday", and various other splasy type slang & topics on the in'nuhnets.. if you gon' bite a n!kka, the least you can do is dedicate ya lil wave to the Gawd.. i mean.. the idea of you even thinkin we in the same swag'etory- is comical at the least.. real tawk.. yall need to respect my conglomerate.. before i put one of yall on the summ'ah jam screen.. it aint too late..

now that i got that off my chest.. my man John Paul showed me this as i was eating some Pho, the other day, and i almost choked on the ligament in my soup.. roll the tape:

hold on.. what the hell, was that?!?! no.. seriously.. i think thats single-handidly, one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.. and, did ole boy just walk in the closet, and realize he was scared of the dark or suhn'tin? oooooooooooh laaaaaaawd..!!! this whats hot in the skreets now, lil dudes.. yall cryin over in'nunet games? and, real tawk- what the hell is a World of Warcraft? thas like D&D? what kinda swagless nerd, play games with wizards and all dat? yall buggin, man..

soooooooooo.. i guess we just aint gon' talk 'bout the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who left... no.. excuse me.. "forgot" her own fukkin dog, in her car for HOURS in 90-something degree weather- which lead to its death, right? what.. i aint lyin! click this lank... irronically enough.. this is the same woman, who was VERY vocal about Mike Vick.. hmmm.. wonder if she'll be publically scrutinized.. asked to resign from her job.. do some time in the bing.. get out.. only to be scrutinized even more.. and.. hold, on!!! now that i think about it.. NONE of this will happen.. because, number 1- the news isnt even reporting this, at ANY length. matter of fact. ive yet to see this "dog killers" face all over TV. or, seen her face- period!! real slobber. fukk this broad. and, whatever she THOUGHT she stood for..

btw.. i been on my photo grind this week- HEAVY.. dropped the "Quench the Violence" gallery, on Florida times Union website(jacksonville.com).. just threw a editorial, and photos to the folks at the Florida star(Fla's oldest running, African-American owned newspaper).. and, you know Eric & my man Blair alway hold me down over at Transworld.. check this splashy lil gallery of my summer down here in the Dirty, that just went up...

good looks to...


ruh rooooooooooh!!!!!!! Rick Kosick just called, and said he'son his way over to film for the Jackass documentary.. i got'sta go.. in the meantime.. if you wnna kepp ya'self entertained.. here..

"10 Ugliest People on Reality TV"

i gotta run.. catch me later on twitter... if you want some new music.. hit up hustlemania.. and, until next time.. sorry yall.. but i got thaings to do today.. yall be easy, and speak to ya soon.. jeah!

"hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.."

first off.. i would normally take this time to apologize for my absence, but nawl.. i been on my grind, cousin.. and, i mean- HEAVY.. ive done everything from host a Red Bull event in Atl, to balling so hard- i fell asleep on a bell hop cart... to watchin the white Bobby & Whitney(aka as Tay' Tay' & Drew) go through.. well.. whatever happened there.. to having one of the best birthdays of my entire life(I Love You, Rach').. to... going from waiting on a check, to having 4 show up in one week.. to.. deejaying at Eclipse(be there again, this Wednesday.. holla).. man.. just trust me.. this has been one hell of a month.. even Mike Vick is playing again.. hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.. as for the blog- lets go.. first order of business. i cant stand them bum ass Pittsnerd Stealers, but i gotta keep it 100... yall seen this shat yet?! roll the tape:


what the...?! breh... naw.. fa'real, doh.. yall see that sh!t?!?! hold up.. dont even move.. yall seen THIS sh!t? roll the tape:


if i was this dude, id start skateboarding just to win the high ollie contest- then quit.. no more. no less. then, id go to parties/clubs, and just jump on random peoples shoulders while waiting in line for a drink.. then, i go on that terrible new "Shaq Vs.. " show, and teabag that cock'eyed freakazoid.. im sayin tho..


sooooooo... i guess everybody wanna spend all this time talm bout Michelle Obama wearing shorts, but i guess we just not even gon' discuss how Andy Warhol had nekkid pictures on Jackie O... yeah.. i didnt think so..

but.. what we WILL talk about, is my first photos being published by Florida Times-Union

(as seen on jacksonville.com)
Volunteers from several area churches participate in an event titled Quench the Violence, Saturday, August 22, 2009. Around 75 people passed out water at five intersections along Moncrief Road, trying to raise awareness of violent crime in Jacksonville. “We want people to chill out, take a drink and think about what they’re about to do,” organizer Rev. Robert LeCount said of people thinking of taking action with violence, “They might just have a change of heart.” (Photos by Clyde Singleton)

to view the entire gallery on jacksonville.com, click this lank…

anyone care to explain this..

oooooooooooooooohhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwd.!!!!!! this is full of nothing BUT, quotables..
all you bummy ass dudes with low self-esteem, can learn ALOT from this pi'amp.. props to Autrelle for blessing my morning with that.. good Lawd, my chest hurts now..

i gotta run.. got some things to take care of before the girl goes to work, like edit photos for The Florida Star.. try to make it to the beach.. email some folks, and the usual daily hustle.. yall be good, and in the meantime- you can follow me on twitter.. or, for all your music, clothing, news, etc.. go on over to hustlemania.. and, before i go- id like to welcome both

God Bless ole U, S of A..

what a week, ive had.. or, should i say past past week.. for starters- my Brothers family has introduced another Singleton to this world, and ladies and gentleman. born 7/23, at approxiametly 6:45p.m.- welcome Destiny Renee Singleton to this world..



id also like to let it be known that, i got there about a hour late- and my Brother'd just gotten a new camera to shoot this glorious day.. well. lets just say i seen some parts of my sister-in-law, i didnt care to see. whatsoever.. sh!t look't like a 80's movie down there where poor lil Destiny swag surfed out of.. anyhow.. congratulations to my Brother, his family, and my Mom for once again trying to corner me with the "when you gonna have one.." scenario...

moving forward.. ill be gettin my license back soon, and the first place i plan to go car shopping? roll the tape..



God Bless ole U, S of A.. the goodest part of the whole video, is that part- George dub'ya.. part- Yosemite Sam looking character on the wall in the background.. look.. i aint no rocket scientist- but i think its pretty safe to say, this is NOT the dude you wanna cut off in traffic and ride away giving the finger to..

speaking of Amerikkka(the "Obesity capitol of the World"), and scientists.. did you guys know that fast food is addictive as heroin..?!?! me neither.. but according to scientists at Princeton University, and this article i came across- it is.. dayum.. looks like the only thing good for you, is weed.. salad.. and.. weed? im cool with that..

id like to take this time to welcome my good friend, fellow writer and most importantly- the first Black man to ever grace to cover of Transworld- Mr. Livingroon Johnston to TCOPH... Livingroom hit me up last week, and let me know he was diggin the blog, and particularly my "When Did You Realize Eminem was an Embarrassing jackass" piece.. well, Livingroom- as promised.. i got another on for you..

When did You Realize 50Cent was an Embarrassing Jackass?

- after he made, "How to Rob" and got thrown down some steps and beat down by Ghostface and his fellow Wu members

- after he put out a Order of Protection against member of Murder Inc

- after the BET interview where he said "I got first-hand knowledge of Murder Inc being started with drug money..", and 2 weeks later- Murder Inc was raided and under Federal investigation

- when he dropped those G-Unit lesbian sports tops

- after he claimed to get shot 9 times, but when the police and hospital reports dropped claiming he was actually only hit 3 times

- when he made a song called "In da Club", and you found the only person that really be in the club- is the dude who clapped him up in front of his Grandma's

- when he popped all that sh!t on the radio, and when the Game & Blackwallstreet showed up.. he high-tailed it out the back door..

- when Game single-handidly embarrassed him, and G-Unit

- when Game said he'll put 50 in the ground like his mother, and 50 did nuffin

- when the L.O.X. embarrassed him on every diss track, and then years later- he was smiling on camera with Jada

- when Jada did "Sorry Mrs. Jackson", and he did nothing..

- when you found out he lives in a mansion with 3 other grown men, but no women

- when 50 made fun of Ja Rule singing, and turned around and made songs singing himself

- when 50 was talking tough to the CEO of Koch, and told him to "put Cam on the phone.." and when Cam got on the phone, 50 changed his whoooooooooole demeanor

- after Cam'ron single-handidly embarrassed him, had made him shaving his teeth down and changing the name of his album

- when he made "Candy Shop"

- when he lost to Kanye, and tried to twist the rules and say he "meant worldwide numbers.."

- when Jay told him he couldnt release the "I Get Money" remix, until AFTER Kanye dropped his album

- when that African cat ran up on stage, and yanked his chain off his neck(1:36 mark)

- when he was doing that ghey ass dance onstage, thinking he was mocking Kanye

there ya go, my dude.. and once again- welcome to the site(as well as the blogroll). and i said it once, and ill say it again.. some of these new school, Willy bo-bo ass black cats who skate and claiming they this & that.. yall need to do some fukkin knowledge before yall go out trying to speak/represent for everybody else.. i mean.. just the fact yall dont even know WHO Livingroom Johnston REALLY is, or what he represented- is a fukkin joke in itself.. real tawk. half you clowns probly dont even know who the fukk Fred Reeves is, nor- a dayum thing about his legacy.. assclowns..

look.. im outta here.. i got sh! to do, and furthermore- a frame for a bed to go get or some sh!t like that.. for all ya new music, news, etc- hit up hustlemania.. you can also catch me on twitter.. and hold up.. its Tuesday, right? fukk it- Taco Tuesday at my place tonight.. yall be easy. and until next time- jeah!

What a Week Its Been...

real tawk.. look at this sh!t, folks...



now, is it me.. or does it seem like the Reaper been back on his grizzly, the last few weeks..? i mean.. dayum... people dropping like flies.. im sayin.. even the Oxy clean dude?!?! wooooooooord..?! then.. if that wasnt enough.. look what touched down in J'ville last Friday...



i swear to Gawd.. that was on the river, not even a mile from my house.. thunder clapped so hard, i was bout to crawl under the couch on some Scooby Doo sh!t.. what?! i dont play with Mother Nature.. but, i DID play the sh!t outta Micheal Jacksons "Human Nature" this weekend.. RIP MJ..

so last week.. me and my girl was sitting on the couch watching either Charm School, or that horse-face'did Daisy broad on VH1 for the 7946893246934642 time.. and i not only noticed the broad who i HATE, and to my luck- works at my favorite pizza place, lives across the street.. i also saw this cat(beginning at the 3:40 mark..), walking a mini English bulldog..



GAWT DAYUM, thas some cool ass white dudes..!! where the fukk these n(w)!ggas be's at? and, i wonder if they got some of that Purple Stuff 'cross the skreet? man.. i dont know if these n(w)!ggas can come kick it when my girl around, but when she aint- its on..

speaking of which- look what i came across on Twitter the other day..


yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! actually.. know what? imma officially, promote this dude.. as embarrassing as he may be- he seem to be going all out at this point.. matter of fact.. unlike Eminems ole b!tchass.. i bet J'Rodg(is that his hip-hop monicker..?) doesnt have a tape that'll surface, with him callin' his "ex" a "N1gger B!tch..", he aint had another mans balls & taint in his face, and furthermore. was probly at the BET Awards last night.. so here.. yall download homeboys lil mixtape, and pass it along..

im outta here.. before i go.. for those of you who didnt catch it last night. imma leave you with the newest video, and now- first single off Jay-Z's upcoming "Blueprint 3" album.. this is "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)..


dope video.. yall be easy.. ill be back later this week.. until then, you can catch me on twitter.. and for all your music, news, and other goodies- hop on over to hustlemania.. also.. check out my newest editorial, over at jackassworld when you get a minute.. alright.. really outta here this time.. jeah!

"sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news..."

sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news. while everyone else gets all their info from Twitter, this station:

(Jesus Christ, that was embarrassing as all hell)or that ghay dude who got beat up by the Black Eyed Peas... hold on.. somethings uncontrollably funny about anyone getting a black eye, from the Black guy- in Black Eyed Peas.. no. really. thas actually, funny..

another eye jammy like that, and i 'ont even think any "special effects" would be required for ole boy to get a lead in Tim Burtons upcoming "Alice In Wonderland" movie schedueled to drop next March..





real tawk- i havent done any 'shrooms in awhile(last time i did, no Jereme Rogers..- i was hiding under a friends bed cuddling a cat, while waiting to ambush someone who was neither in the room.. or after me)but, i think i just got a slight mushroom tea flashback just posting those things..

in todays news of embarrassing jackasses.. who the hell is "Brando". and, what the hell is this?



hold on.. is this "funny.."? actually.. i dont know if i should laugh, or giggle confusely.. but truth be told- the Obama sh!t is going overbaord.. getting attention, and getting money are two different things.. only broke muthafukkers like attention.. chuuch!!

random quote of the day:
"dude... i love Animal Planet.. if they played rap videos(preferably, vintage style Rap City & BET UnCut again)- theyd be the best channel that ever surfaced.."- piFF Huxtable

this weekend i got some new tees from this local company here in Jacksonville called East Center, and i think yall should know about em..

100% skater owned, and operated.. from the art room, to the shipping room- everything these cats do is in-house.. support ya local skate scene & companies, and furthermore- dont be like these dudes..

word? thats what hot on the skreets..? whining on Twitter? i mean.. WOW! look.. i 'ont know about yall.. but, somebody do something i do- i take it as a form of flattery.. Tweetin and gossipin like a bird(yall catch that double entrede..?)- aint whas hot in these skreets.. we gotta do better. actually. fukk WE. YALL gotta do better.

im up outta here.. i got alot of work to finish up, and a few cases of Asahi from this weekends festivities to polish off.. hell. if i get done in time, might even have another bbq tonight.. yall be eay, and in the meantime- hit up hustlemania for some music, news, etc.. and know what.. get over to the Berrics.. they stay with that piFF.. until next time.. jeah!

i lost my swagger for a minute, but i found it again the other day

yeah.. i been gone for a minute. grew a beard. few inches of hair. dropped a interview in FTK. been putting in some heavy work at Transworld, and even threw a few pieces to my folks over at Kr3w. but, now im back on my bullsh!t over here.. sorry for the delay, and just for the holdup- imma bless you good folks with one of my favorite albums to drop this year.. here yall go:

Method Man & Redman- Blackout 2
for promotional use only
support the artists, buy their music

onto other news... has anybody seen this embarrassing ass, XXL cover?

jesus... i think my man Koast, couldnt have said it any better over at 9Elements site about a month ago.. Eminem DOES look like J.P., from the movie "Grandmas Boy". what an embarrassing jackass. anyhow. i got a question for you all. aside from this cover. songs like "Fakk", "Ass Like That", and "Big Weenie". When did you realize, Eminem was an embarrassing jackass? ive compiled a few of my own examples:

- when he recorded a track, calling his invisible black girlfriend "n!gger", and when confronted about it lied. then- the tape actually leaked and was publshed with a issue of the Source
- when he had to have his friends help him battle Benzino?
- when he dropped "Ass like that"?
- the first time you seen him in a du-rag?
- when he had beef Christina Aguilera?
- when "8 Mile" was released?
- when you heard his nasally ass voice, and realized it was actually his voice?
- when "Shady" gear dropped?
- when he popped sh!t, then apologized to Elton John?
- when he made them scratching noises, in "My Name is.."?
- when he had beef, with 2 dudes who dressed up like clowns that insisted to be called "Insane Clown Posse"?
- when he publically beefed with his Moms?
- when he dropped Shady Gear
- when he had "beef" with a damn hand puppet @ the MTV Awards
- when he had this cover of the Rolling Stone
.....

i could go on for days. this guys embarrassing, as all hell. and if your anywhere over the age of 15, and dont live in a trailer park. you should be embarrassed to listen to this dudes music. with that said. all those out there with common sense, and a decent sense of humor- feel free to leave more embarrassing Eminem moments in the comment section. and for all you out there catching feelings- dont trip. im gonna make this a ongoing theme, with many artists moving forward..

theres certain things in life that never get "old". and one of those things, is "Family Guy". aside from Tom & Jerry- this is possibly, the greatest cartoon known to man. so, i had to give a nod to what i see as one of the funniest episodes with the following clip. roll the tape:

good gawd, i think i just drooled on the keyboard.. i gotta get outta here. i got a new girl im hyped about, and we're going out for lunch. and, dinner. nothing like finding a new girl that youre hyped on. hell. my man Freddie "girl, gotta girlfriend"!(good luck with that one). but this months been gravy, and as i said- im back on my bulsh!t. so you'll be seeing me alot more. and dont forget to check my new spot over at the Kr3w site. and yeah. im still putting in work at Transworld in the magazine, as well as on the net. matter of fact- got a Matt Fink piece ill be dropping soon. and before i get outta here, didnt wanna forget to let yall know ill be hosting this years Damn Am, in Minneapolis again. here ya go:

click this lank, for more details..

im out.. yall be good. watch for more music/news updates over at Hustlemania later this week, and in the meantime- get on over to 9elements for any music/news, etc.. tell em piFF sent ya.

"i thought the same thing.."

sorry for the minor absence.. as random as it may seem. A-Rods "cousin", somehow hacked into my account. therefore, i wasnt able to log into my blog for a few days.. that sneaky lil, sons' uh b!tch. oh well. im back. and can somebody explain what the fokk, this is? roll the tape:



yeah.. i thought the same thing when i saw it. "damn, i could go for some Chinese food.." was i supposed to say that? who cares. its Monday. i somehow woke up with a bag of chronic strategically placed in my pocket, and a snifter full of lemonade next to my bed. and. its damn near, 70 degrees outside. safe to say- ill be in the hot tub in the next 20 minutes..

heard NY got over foot of snow, last night.. yeah.. i thought the same thing when i heard that:


alright.. that whole- "i thought the same thing" thing, was getting fun tho.. might have to make that my SH!t. or. i could make "my SH!T", my sh!t.. hold on. i think i just officially, confused myself..

speaking of confusing.. HOW does this kinda sh!t, KEEP happening?


in all fairness. more than likely some bamma thought he'd be "funny", by doing this. but nonetheless .the store did issue an apology. btw. that Barnes & Nobles is in Florida.. who woulda guessed.. see. sh!t like that. the lack of a decent burrito. and the beauty of coming home from a night out, and not smelling like you work at a Marlboro factory, are all factors in why ill see most of yall- VERY soon..

speaking of which.. anybody seen Kevin Taylor? where this n!kka, AT? This dudes literally- skateboardings own version of Cam'ron.. we gotta find Kevin, yall. Im callin it. This year. KT gone make it, " a hot sum'muh.." like Cam was 'pose to. matter of fact. i think we need a Kevin Taylor moment:


yup.. i thought th.. kidding. i gotta get outta here, tho. going to hit up the hot tub, and sweat out this pirate juice. then plop on the couch, and catch some college hoops.. a bunch of new tracks, and mixtapes dropped @ i got the hook up. in the meantime, if you wanna catch me on twitter. clink the lank.

and i shall now leave you with- this classic:


damn, im hungry now.. yall be easy. jeah!

Whos losing the "Human Race" V2.18

so today, i get this email blast id like everyone to take a look at:

what the FOKK, is that?!? and that ran in a nationally published, newspaper? i mean.. seriously- what the fokk is that? didnt that have to go thru some sort of "committee"? a editor? anybody?!?! i mean.. they drew a picture of the President, as a shot-up monkey! im convinced, this can't be real... but just for sh!ts and giggles, im gonna give yall the math on who you can contact. here ya go:

col.allan@nypost.com(Editor)
letters@nypost.com

i already wrote my letter. yall should really pass this drawing, and info around to enough people til The Post gives Obama, as well as its readers a open apology. soon after, i hope they go out of business, and its taken over by the Editors of XXL Magazine.. XXL always got some fine womans in the "Eye Candy" section, anyways..

peace..

i usually dont even do this, but...

gawt damnit.. i got my first EXCLUSIVE story over at my music blog.. jeah! see this broad:

thats the rapper Joe Buddens girlfriend, Tahiri.. Mr. Budden has been the talk of the internet for the past month or so mainly due to his JoeBuddenTV antics which have included:
- showing off his girlfriend ass, at an all-time rate
- embarrassing himself, in rap battles with the likes of Saigon, Ransom, etc..
- watching Ransom walk up to his best friends crib, and Ransoms boys slap the sh!t outta him
- his bummy ass "goons", threatening people in front of a random AppleBees
and other senseless sh!t, that has nothing to do with a album release..

which brings us to Monday morning.... Tahiri was on the Angela Yee show playing the game "never..". somewhere in the middle of the game, she was asked if shes never slept with 2 guys in one day.. ladies and gentleman, please click this link.

Budden might have to get his "Chris Brown" on, with this broad..

i got shit to do today.. for any upcoming events, get on over to Hustlemania.. ill see yall tomorrow for Throwback Thursdays.. jeah!