Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.."

first off.. i would normally take this time to apologize for my absence, but nawl.. i been on my grind, cousin.. and, i mean- HEAVY.. ive done everything from host a Red Bull event in Atl, to balling so hard- i fell asleep on a bell hop cart... to watchin the white Bobby & Whitney(aka as Tay' Tay' & Drew) go through.. well.. whatever happened there.. to having one of the best birthdays of my entire life(I Love You, Rach').. to... going from waiting on a check, to having 4 show up in one week.. to.. deejaying at Eclipse(be there again, this Wednesday.. holla).. man.. just trust me.. this has been one hell of a month.. even Mike Vick is playing again.. hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.. as for the blog- lets go.. first order of business. i cant stand them bum ass Pittsnerd Stealers, but i gotta keep it 100... yall seen this shat yet?! roll the tape:


what the...?! breh... naw.. fa'real, doh.. yall see that sh!t?!?! hold up.. dont even move.. yall seen THIS sh!t? roll the tape:


if i was this dude, id start skateboarding just to win the high ollie contest- then quit.. no more. no less. then, id go to parties/clubs, and just jump on random peoples shoulders while waiting in line for a drink.. then, i go on that terrible new "Shaq Vs.. " show, and teabag that cock'eyed freakazoid.. im sayin tho..


sooooooo... i guess everybody wanna spend all this time talm bout Michelle Obama wearing shorts, but i guess we just not even gon' discuss how Andy Warhol had nekkid pictures on Jackie O... yeah.. i didnt think so..

but.. what we WILL talk about, is my first photos being published by Florida Times-Union

(as seen on jacksonville.com)
Volunteers from several area churches participate in an event titled Quench the Violence, Saturday, August 22, 2009. Around 75 people passed out water at five intersections along Moncrief Road, trying to raise awareness of violent crime in Jacksonville. “We want people to chill out, take a drink and think about what they’re about to do,” organizer Rev. Robert LeCount said of people thinking of taking action with violence, “They might just have a change of heart.” (Photos by Clyde Singleton)

to view the entire gallery on jacksonville.com, click this lank…

anyone care to explain this..

oooooooooooooooohhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwd.!!!!!! this is full of nothing BUT, quotables..
all you bummy ass dudes with low self-esteem, can learn ALOT from this pi'amp.. props to Autrelle for blessing my morning with that.. good Lawd, my chest hurts now..

i gotta run.. got some things to take care of before the girl goes to work, like edit photos for The Florida Star.. try to make it to the beach.. email some folks, and the usual daily hustle.. yall be good, and in the meantime- you can follow me on twitter.. or, for all your music, clothing, news, etc.. go on over to hustlemania.. and, before i go- id like to welcome both

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

"that was one of the most fukked up things ive seen in a minute.."

imma keep it 100.. i dont care Chris Cole won, anything.. at all. it aint hate. i just could care less if the n!kka won, anything. the reason i say this, is it stems from a recent conversation me & a friend had re:skateboarding.. we were speaking on the newest videos, some dope tricks(which, Chris Cole is NO stranger to), and whatnot.. then Chris' name came up. i asked what he thought of him. Instead of answering, he questioned me. "What do YOU think of Chris Cole.?" I sat quietly, thinking of a CORRECT answer. and, before i could even respond. the kid dropped the most powerful, and truthiness statemant id ever heard.. "I like Chris Cole.. I think hes good. But, i think he skates- only because hes good.. doesnt look like he's having fun when he skates.." ive been in & out of church, my entire life. my Grandmother, Father, Mother, Brother, 3 Uncles, Aunt.. hell.. 75% of my families a preacher/first lady.. but what that kid spoke, was THE most powerful gospel i think id ever heard..

moving forward.. fukk ya iphone:

"wheres this dude get his blenders from.. because mine barely even blends fruit without breaking."- my new neighbor, Candace

my girl just went on a photoshoot with my/our good friend Autrelle. Autrelle happens to be some kinda kung fu/kick assedry wizard, and the plan was for me to get choked out by one of his Dr. Spock-like death grip techniques on camera. but, too bad everyone who has a camera.. or, hold on.. how come all the "filmers", are never ready to film anything..? real tawk- why DO alot of people have video cameras.. what DO you "film"? some of yall should ask ya'self that question.. and shout out to my lil brother whos well on his way to being the next Spike Jonze, or Spike Lee depending on what kinda woman, liquor and environment he's in at the moment... basically. somebody shoulda NEVER gave THIS n!kka, a camera.. people. watch ya girls. and, parents. lock ya daughter up..

or, they could end up doing some embarrassing sh!t like this:

Jesus H. Christ.. was that supposed to be "sexy"? whadda dumb bish! look.. i told yall a loooooooooong time ago, this broad was an embarrassing jackass.. not to mention, she looks like she could be a extra in the movie "Ants", with no make-up, or special effects involved.. gawt dayum i hate that ole, shorty sh!t stained. fake hip-hop lesbi"aint". i could definantly see her being another recipient of my new column" Embarrassing Jackass of the Week" over at jackassworld.com . yeah.. im doing work over there now. you mad, Scooby?

yknow what.. theres certain things i like to seperate, and two of them are my blog. and, my website.. but, today.. imma have to give up this piFF to yall, because this is one of THE goodest blend tapes, Ive ever heard..

Memory Man presents: Wu-Tang vs D.I.T.C
if you call ya'self being any kinda hip-hop fan, and you dont download this mixtape- one ya'self.. as i said, this is possibly THE best blend tape, ive EVER heard. and, i own as well as promote- ALOT of music.. for anymore of ya music, gear, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com.. yknowhatitis..

anybody ever witnessed a cop(or anybody), kill a man? well, thanks to this small thing we have called "YouTube", you can now bare witness.. roll the tape(and, btw.. this is REAL)

LIVINGSTON, LA (WAFB) - The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office has released the dash cam video of a deadly traffic stop and in doing so said its deputies followed procedure.

The video shows Deputy Chris Sturdivant as he pulls over 42-year-old Adam Stogner. The tape starts with the deputy asking Stogner for his license. It ends with an officer asking the man if he's still breathing.

click here, to continue reading...


yeah.. that was one of the most fukked up things i think ive seen in a minute.. Straight up- fukk the police.. i know thers "some good ones.." hell. theres "some good" drug dealers, too.. but fukk em both. i cant believe i even watched that... with that said, im outta here. thanks for taking the time, once again, to peek into my view of the world. yall be easy.. if you wanna follw me on twitter, holla.. until next time- yall be easy. think freely. and, call ya Momma today and tell her you Love her... i just did.. jeah!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

"a fly n!kkas reality, a broke n!kkas dream...."

theres good ideas. and then, theres bad ones. bad idea #209297479742073: stand behind the back door and try to scare ya girlfriend, after shes coming in from letting the dog out. end result. her yelling, and my toenail being crushed in half. man. i still cant feel my toe. and i gotta get on a plane to Minneapolis, in the next 6 hours. thats cool, though. imma still be living the life of a fly n!kkas reality, and a broke n!kkas dream.. you mad? with that said- should be interesting. but nowhere near as interesting as smoking weed, and watching National Geographic Channel. real tawk. i been leaning back on my piFFery over the last few months, and truth be told- flight schools been alot more interesting as of late. for instance.. did yall know THIS?:

what the...? yall see that shat?!! how the fukk did a Octopus, "drown" a shark?! actually. how the fukk, does a shark "drown"? that was one of the most bizarro things, ive EVER witnessed! but, if you think that was something. yall gotta see THIS shat. roll the tape:

did that sh!t ju....? hold up.... what. the. FOKK, was THAT? dead seriousnessly.. what. the. FOKK, was THAT? see. sh!t like that, is EXACTLY the reason why n!kkas DO NOT scuba dive. or swim in the deep end of the pool at night time. one more time, though- what the hell did that thing just do? i aint even gone lie.. that was one of the weirdest things ive possibly ever saw. and people walking around talm bout "aint no such thins as aliens.." yeah. okay. believe that sh!t if you want to..

lets switch up the mood for a minute...i dont know who sent me this, or where the fukk they got it from- but one thing i can tell you- Nas is a GENIUS. i still cant figure out why i never saw this.. roll em:

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahaha... good Jesus of Megaloids, if that aint one of the funniest things i ever seen't.*loads Nas' "Untitled" LP into the iPod Touch, for the trip* oh yeah.. my girl hooked up the iPod touch, and i swear to Gawd i never knew how dope those things were.. yeah. i lost for trying to be so "anti". but, those things are dope as fokk. now that i plugged it, i wil casually copy+paste todays blog, and shoot it over to Apple for my free product. and, leave the following sentence out. and THATS, how you hustle.. step ya game up. im saying.. i can only give so much swag, for free..

anybody hitting up Manny Mania, in NY in 2wks? i might go.. cant be that hard to win some dough, at a damn manual contest. and while im at it- no disrespect.. but i dont really fukks with Red Bull. it gives you mudbutt. a headache. and furthermore- the new Red Bull Cola products recently been found to have traces of cocaine in it.. dont believe me? take a look at this:

Germany is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.

Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage - which is available in the UK.

The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.
Red Bull Cola

Coke problem: An investigation in Germany has found traces of de-cocainized extract of coco leaf in Red Bull Cola

'The institute examined Red Bull Cola in an elaborate chemical process and found traces of cocaine,' said Bernhard Kuehnle, head of the food safety department at the federal ministry for consumer protection.

Authorities said the cocaine levels do not pose a health threat but are not permitted in foodstuffs.

read more here...

well. im outta here. i got some breakfast to cook. invoices to type up. a backpack to pack(im traveling light. the contest is sponsored by DC..) and, im trying to go see my brother at his church before i get to the airport.. in the meantime, for all your new music, news, and other goodies: get on over to hustlemania, or check out Koast & IGod over at 9elements.. and while im at it, check out the antics of my lil brothers world over at durty-d.blogspot.com... yall be easy, and ill keep everyone posted this weekend via iPhone Touch(plug).

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

my President is, Black...!!!!

*walks in the door, acting like i just came back from the store* Whaddup.. just been chilling down in Florida. layed down a room of flooring yesterday, in the new crib. watched the President get sworn in.. still rockin this knee brace. oh yeah.. its probly a good time for them hoes i live with to know- im moving. tonight. new cribs got the golf course, and hot tub in tripping distance from the front door.. its safe to say- im winning. and, at a lovely pace.. matter of fact. i usually 'ont even do this.. First piece of the year. TWS presents Clyde Singleton vs George Evans.. roll the tape. im back, like a spinal cord in this bish!


shout out to my man Blair Alley, DeWitt over at Element and Jon Montessi.. and, in the good words of my man O'Shea Jackson, "oh.. it aint over muthafokk'uhs.."

did anyone else see this last night..?

did this n!kka just thaink, not only half the world- but the fokkin government? why the fokk would this dude, "thaink" the government..? didnt he get caught with a cache of weapons over a year ago, and only gonna do 12 months? you do realize, anything less than a year, and one day- you can do less than a year..? something dont sound right. truthfully. the government be "thaink'in" TI for his "co-operation"..

so.. i recently got word of ALOT of industry cats, have gotten laid off.. funny thing about that is. i actually called this, years ago.. reason why, is skateboarding hit what id refer to as the "Gold Rush Era". at first.. nobody believed in it.. then. once it was well known, that there was a "rush". jobs started being given to anyone willing to "search for gold". now the golds gone. workers are useless, and have to go back to there random ass lives of obscurity. ill tap into this in a upcoming editorial. but, in the meantime..

heres something that'll get your minds off the cold weather. and being jobless:


January 22, 2009
TRIBECA CINEMAS
54 Varick Street, New York, NY 10013
www.tribecacinemas.com
8:30 pm to Midnight

Complimentary Drinks & Hors D'oeuvres - 21 & Over
RSVP at www.scion.com/easy10
Early arrival is suggested as space is limited. Entry not guaranteed.

before i get up outta here... i wanna give out one award for 2008.. this is possibly THE best skateboarding ive seen, in a long time.. ladies & gentleman.. star of Minority Report, and upcoming Minority Report 2. and winner of the "2008 Golly im Gully" award- Mr. Anthony Williams.


yeah.. exactly. dudes the TRUTH. im up outta here.. btw- im trying to change the interface on this page, so if im gone for a few days- ill be back.. in the meantime. check out my lil brothers blog. but what i highly suggest, for some of yall is to find a JOB..

and oh yeah.. "My President is Black....!!!!!"

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