tried to told yall, suh'tin..!

i tld yall- i gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies! i would read the comments from last post, but i aint study'hn yall right now.. i got shyt to do.. and realistically- i could give a shyt at this point. i mean, look at this gwoy?!?!


big shout outs to both Eric(pictured above), and his lovely wifey Penny of Ollie and Co. Indoor Park, for having the Gawd in Minnesota this weekend. i was up here hosting Ollie & Co "Summons of the Skate Gods" event- and.. man. just wait til i put this Transworld piece together! thanks to all who came out, especially the parents. Minnesota- I wish the rest of the world was like yall. real tawk. yall are some dame good people..

ok. story time.

yesterday, i wake up at 9am, and cracks open a Pabst while waiting for my Tostinos to heat up. 4 beers, and one gas station later, im holding a 5hour energy drink. seriously- thas the bast drank, ever. oh yeah. i think there was some motrin in hand, but thas irrelevant. 5 hour energy(plug). moving on. I have my buddy Tim film me splash down the 5 hour in one swig, and off to the contest we go. or so, we think. on the way to the contest, i decide to "make art" of this lake. lakes make good art. after arting it up with the DigitalX cam, i decide to make a call. im searching for the phone, and Tim goes "oh.. you didnt get it off the top of the car?". uuuuhhh.. no! fokk. we turn around, what seems to be an hour but actually a 1/4 mile later. pull up to the store- no phone where we were parked. no phone where we turned. i see a kid running, and wanna tackle him. i KNOW he doesnt have the phone, but i wanna rush him. idiot. anyhow. the show must go on, and off to Ollie and Co, we go. on the way back, our personal pizza muching hater Dana goes, "hey.. whas that on the bridge..?". we pull over. and i swear on my lil brother Mark(RIP)- the exact spot i too the photo(mind you- we were driving at 65mph)- theres my phone! scratched. dropped. a few dents. but its my damn phone! on the side of the highway! and to add to the story, before i run out to grab it(all on film)- theres a guy 20ft in front of me, with a damned metal detector. now- i tried to told yall. im Gawd body. you mad, Scooby. hit me on that Blackberry!

damnit! i got a plane to board. before i forget- thanks to Dan @ S-One for hooking the trip up norf up.. and thanks to Tim roomates who let me teach them karate @ 4am. yeah. i know Karate. yeah. i can knock, or kick you the fokkk out. yeah. this is the first time ive ever said it. who cares. now you know. ill stand on one foot, and kick a 7ft high cabinet closed- every try.

anybody ever seen a albino squirrel..? ugly lil summa'muhbish. i got one on film.

look.. i got people to see. planes to catch. and one life to live. if i was you- id hate me too! i mean. whats a fool to believe. know what? here. imma leave yall with this.


im out.. ill holla. oh yeah. ill be here this weekend.

im really out this time.

sike.. go to this lank. these gwoys are the newness. plus. theyre funny.

everyday. i hustle.... tried to told yall, suh'tin..!

gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies...

alright... sorry abut the absence, but i been hustlin like the Reagan era. actually. i only got a few minutes "off", so imma do this real prop'uhlized.. first off. take that, take that!

Game Rebellion Mixtape

and oh yeah.. Afro Punk 2008. its coming. the best of independent film, music, and now- skateboarding has been added to the event. im captain of the ship, and guess who im bringing...? here ya go.
Kellen James
Kenny Hughes
Nate Fantasia
Dominic Johnson
Alex Davis
Larelle Grey
Brandon Turner
Malcolm Watson
Thomas Wardlow
Ricky Webb
German Nieves
Shawn Owens
Dorien Wrenn
Mike Rosa
Jamal Smith
Jabari Pendleton
& Anthony Williams
..yup. and you heard it here- first! ill have all press info up early next week, but truth be told- its about to be a real Black Friday up in Brooklyn. i been skating damn near 20 years, and i aint NEVER seen this many brothers skateboarding in one place. EVER. i personally wanna take this time to thank EVERYONE involved with making this happen, and my man Blair Alley at Transworld for his upcoming "first whyte guy to get laid at Afro Punk" award. hey! its about to be history, Amerikka..! they can't stop me! turn that fokkin beat on!

thas possibly, the goodest clip- in evertivity.

before i move on. can we all agree, these are "da Bast" chips?


now.. before i get going any further. id like to address suhn'tin. recently, I'd dropped some editorial piFF titled, "10 Reasons to Hate Ryan Sheckler" in Transworld(while it may seem to be one thing, you might wanna read it before any of you clowns think im on "your side") well, it seems as if my man Jamie Thomas has a different taste towards ole Shecks.. from what i understand, Jamie thinks Ryan Sheckler is/has been "ruining skteboarding". hold on.. bwahahahahahahahahahhaahah! man. Young Money got yall out here, hatin talkin like Plies.! what da fokk, is this dude even talm'kin bout?!! now before i say this, i want everyone to know- Jamie and i go back like whyte bishes, with no ass. moving on. Jamie. I think you're a cool guy- but you waaaaaaaaaaaaay outta line here, fam. With all due respect, if you cant see how the "handrail/drawn out 50-50/long hair-minimal trick/4 minutes of the same, loud 5 tricks" phase RUINED skateboarding- YOU'D have to be kidding me. take it as you may, but thats the truth. a KID on tv, cant "ruin" skateboarding. actually- he could make it BETTER. its the older guys who complain about these younger cats, is whats REALLY ruining skateboarding. its basically- the whole "west coast hip-hop" treatment. and lemme explain that. if you follow hip-hop, you know theres been next to NO new talent coming out the west coast SINCE '96. same old dudes, hogging up the scene. and when someone new comes through- the older heads wanna "hate". NOW. im sure Mr. Thomas' attitude could stem from the same flack he was catching when he was blowing up on the scene, back in the mid-90's. so to "embrace" anything "new" could be quite foreign. but to act like YOU didn't notice the "change" you brought skateboarding(either positive, or negative), is like calling the kettle black. i just wanted to touch up on that.. i wish both these guys good luck moving forward, but Jamie- you dead wrong for this one.. leave that kid be, and concentrate more on sending ya riders "trick lists", and what clothes to wear while doing said tricks. no "beef". just the truth like Soljourner..

in this weeks "golly im gully" awards, we got "lil 'Git" aka Herc'uhlees, Herc'uhlees.. now. if this aint gully, i 'ont know what is.. roll the tape.

i almost cried.. and not because its "sad". but because this kid still aint got a damn cd, or "hood DVD" out. yall see the swag, in lil mans step?! and hold up- how the fokk was he allowed outside to do tv, and radio interviews? odd.. yet. gully.

i gotta run. too much work to finish up, then im on the road for the next 8 weeks. yup. got a event eh'rey week that im either hosting, or suhn'tin within that range of thaings... ill see some of yall in LA. and some of yall in Florida this weekend. Fokk! i wasnt supposed to say that! well. just dont tell Moms, ill be popping up in here church Sunday- and we're all good. yall be easy, and until next time... jeah!1

3 hunn'id.... this is classic, sun shyt u might not see again!

thas my new name! 3, fokkin hunn'id! i party 3 hunn'id days a year. change phone numbers, every 3 hunn'id suhn'tin hours. done a total of, 3 hunn'id pull-ups on the porch. 3 hunn'id weeks ago, i fell off a bridge in Prague. lost 3 pints uh blood out my ear, and lived to tell the story. Melissa's glasses are gonna run me at least, 3 hunn'id. just got confirmation, on Red Carpet interviews @ Transworld Awards. And truth be told- suhn'tin REAL BIG IS GOIN DOWN ON-STAGE THIS YEAR. IT INVOLVES THE MOVEMENT, AND UNITY. imma leave it there. and for all you fukknuts who can't figure the difference between "crazy", and "confident"- chomp on dis. no homo. thank you to Orange County. all my friends both here, and back home(wheres "home"?). lastly, Melissa- I Love You. and thank whatever Gawd brought us back together. Gawd. you my nukka... bwahahahahha.. im out. take a picture. click, click bish! ill be back tomorrow. im goin to get wavy on the beach. Whaddup Grant Brittain. Matt, and Troy Morgan @ Kayo- i see you. fokk it. we all in the same gang. Bang a gong. Get it on!

before i go. theres only one rule. well. maybe 2. IN THIS LIFETIME- I WILL NOT "LOSE". AND THERES NO SUCH THING AS "EMBARRASSING" ME.

and in Philly. they call me "dun", dun. cause i "dun't it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal..." these chickens. plucked em all. Meliiiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!?! i luh'b dat gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawl...!!!!!!!! New Yawk? Afro Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnk. headin dat fes''vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhl!!! im dat "n-word". yu!!!! this suhm'mah im killin em... Units in the city? i dunh't built em yup! im out!!! check dis flik'ur!

was that, 3 hunn'id words? holla.

by the way- im officially "wavy"

i should honestly take this time, to put a certain muh'phukka on blast. no. really. i should. but, then again- why? ive already wasted enough of my personal time, money and energy with this person. ive been through what seems to be this same situation... 3 times in a year? yall can keep the money. yall can keep ya bullshyt lies. but one thing you'll NEVER have moving forward, is a drip of respect. youre all known liars. you've all proven, .099% of what you SAID you'd accomplish. and, im not the first, or wont be the last to let you go. in the end- you gotta live with yourself. your whole life, and what you "think" it is/gonna be- a joke. you will soon see. with that being said...

... and, all calls, checks, etc., go to me aka "da Bawss", from here on out. ive said it before, and ill say it again- i 'ont need yall. yall need me. men lie. women lie. numbers dont. you wont be doin whatever you do, in a few months. guaranteed. i hope it was worth it.. lets get this bish crackin..

gawt dayum! she almost did some real life, Elmer Fudd type shyt! hey. i got a good question. how, and why was that twiggy limb'ded bish even holdin a Desert Eag'? i mean. she look like the type to use a electric can opener, to unpeel a banana.

i got another question. well. actually, 2. where is the DGK Atlanta "Cribs", and the Jimmy Gorecki "Cribs" on youtube? did anyone see, download, or anything of that nature? i got a stack on both those clips. my emails in the bio..

by the way- im officially "wavy". yup. wavy. u mad, Scoob's? too bad. and, dont go asking ya black friend what the fokk wavy "means", cause their swagger levels probly too low anyways. look. im the king of slang. the king of the in'nuhnet. and gawt damnit- im just. wavy! "Jerome.. hand me my mirr'uh!!!"

uh-oooooooooh.. just spoke to my folk Mr.Len, just hit me up with some fokked up news.. you guys remember the Sean Bell case? yeah. the one where the coward asss poh'lice shot up a innocent man celebrating his birthday, to tune of 50-SOMETHING BULLETS. yeah. i said, 50-SOMETHING BULLETS! well it seems as ifthe NYPD has been fokkin ACQUITTED OF ALL CHARGES, because "the testimony of witnesses, just didnt make sense..". real tawk. HOW THE FOKK CAN A STORY ABOUT A DUDE GETTING SHOT 50-SOMETHING TIMES, NOT MAKE SENSE? real tawk- fokk da laws. all of em. this shyt is truly- disgusting. a innocent mans dead. a kids no longer got a Father. a woman lost her fiance. Mother lost a son. And the most yall can come up with is- "the witnesses statements, didnt make sense?!" fokkin, wow.

in bigger, and gooder news- da crew known as SK8MAFIA, is down wit' us... da homie Ryan Coleman, is down wit us. Vapors online, is down wit us. skating, art, and music is a must-this blogs number one, one, one, one ,one, one, one...

i got a question? how does this happen to people?

jesus.. i hope the kids okay, but what a d-bag. watching someone fall like that, im more than convinced people really arent aware that the first year skating should be spent learning how to fall/bail properly. all that "gettin twisted like a R. Kelly cornrows(no homo), so preventable- its ridiculous. watching someone fall like that, is equivalent to standing over the plate and hitting yourself with the bat, before the ball bang you in the nuts. dumbass..

before i go.. i need you all to bear witness to the one, and only- Snake Eyes.

yu'op. the G.I. Joe Movies coming soon, and damnit- i got yall a preview of Snake Eyes! i mean.. look at the swag on this villianous sum'uhbish! i 'ont even like goin to the movies, but im there. know what? i gotta go.. too much to do. look for the new photo gallery on skateboarding.com later today, and until next week... matter of fact. yall check out my man Kellen James pro video debut.. i said it 2 years ago, and he showed yall in Minority Report- dudes a BEAST. watch for more of Kel's in minority Report 2.. and congratulations on all your accomplishments. VERY well deserved. be easy, yall. jeah!

" they was steppin on them boys, look like they was playin the last level of Dance, Dance Revolution.."

things that have happened since i been gone. no longer own a laptop. thanks to some shyt called MuscleMilk, im at least.. what? 6lbs, heavier. got a full beard. fell back in love, with my first goy'l. little brother moving back to the A, in 2 days. and, oh yeah.. this came out.. here ya go!

hmmm.. okay. lets see here.. in all fairness- can i just skip right along to something else? 'cause i personally know ALOT of people in that video.. and... not saying its "bad". im just saying.. i dont wanna say anything. ill leave the comments, to yall on this one.

look.. lets just discuss this instead!

what the fokk was THAT?! no. seriously. what the FOKK was that?! actually. i know what that was. nuckin futts! that dude can rap better than half the dudes i know! yall hear the way he rode that Dipset beat, AND "let that bish brea've" in the middle too?! this dude Eli says he "da bast, mayne...", and gawtdamnit- i buh'lieve him. u mad, Scooby?

hooooooold the fukk up.. hit the breaks. why the fokk, no one aint talm bout this? yall hear bout this? "boy"?! what. the. fokk?! u serious? oh yeah. while im on my politics. lemme gone head, and let this be known as well. now if you saw the debates last Wednesday, you probably remember the random old lady who asked the random question about a flag pin. well if you read here, itll go into detail how she was actually tracked down by a certain station. weird. even weirder? this guy, gave a speech on the balcony MLK was assasinated on. what the.. didnt dude publicly call some Asians, "gooks"? bwahahahahahahaahah.. so, whats next week? Micheal Richards gonna speak @ the NAACP Image Awards? real tawk- what the fukks really goin on?

in related news- wanna see what happens when you throw the n-bomb around?

good googly moogly!!!! they was steppin on them boys, look like they was playin the last level of Dance, Dance Revolution or some shat! and whoever jumped a lane of traffic, and landed on ole boy like he was playin Frogger, should look into skating. (and before yall get your panties in a wad, the 2 guys who caught "the beats" ARE NOT PRESSING CHARGES. damn. even they know, they fukk't up..)

oh! forgot to mention.. me and the folks at S.P.o.T. will be working together again. Damn Am.... all dat.. jeah! ill also be doing something at the TWS Awards.. oh yeah. might wanna let yall know about that too..

thas right.. hold on. its on a Friday this year? gaaaaaaaaaaaawd dayum! im there! i swear before the good Lawd, these folks know how to throw a awards/after party. didnt somebody wake up, under a table in L.A.X the next morning, last year? who cares! as i said- im there...

ok.. before i go. id like to once again thank Trent, Laura, Ed, Mirko, Milligan & everyone else who was in Phoenix a few weeks ago... i dont remember much. but, i do know i ended up paying a cool 200-something dollars for the clean-up of piss outta some poor girls car. the only thing that still trips me out to this day is- she'd given me the car & $50, i woulda bought her whip back detailed, with some Ewings on duh feet! im sayin.. who gets their car washed, where you cant get some rims and a dub at anyways?

i gotta run.. i got sh!t to do. like buy Sheltons G4, for $250. u mad, Scooby? you shouldnt be. Josh. Sampy. ill be in OC in about 2 days.. im bringing a backpack, a laptop, a camera, and 6-pack. until then. i leave you all with this swagtastic moment in music history. until next time. roll the tape, folks...

the laws been riding around scooping brothas up like John Hawkins, and the "Good Ship of Jesus"

okay.. okay.. i been gone for a minute, but im sure theres some random blogger, who thinks they funny, yall been catchin up on.. actually. no there aint. i run this shyt, like Pepto.. thaink not? roll the fokkin tape. im back, bishes...

hoooooold da fokk up! *goes back to 1:50 mark* did he just light a cigarette, with his feet?! with a, match too?!?! good googly moogly!! am i trippin, or is this dude 50x's gooder than half the "DJ"s in LA?!? DJing with no arms, lighting smokes off ya toes>>>thaink'n you the shyt, because you spin off Hollywood.. step ya lame up. i thaink my boy DJ Infader knows this cat, so watch for the exclusive interview soon.. dayum.. yall heard Infader, on that lank?! and why i keep calling him Infader? anyways.. the movements worldwide. music. television. videos. emceeing contest. man. we movin.. tell me when yall mad.

speaking of which, hopefully by the time this goes up, yall will bear witness to one Mike Rosa @ skateboarding.com.. and for the record, at skateboarding.com, we dont feel the need to bite other websites materials like some of these cats.. yall lookin flabby, and sick like Larry Johnson. pass the rock old man.. my crossover so hard, yall breakin yall legs & necks fukkin with me.. "let that bish breathe.."

for the umpteenth time- i cant stand liars. no matter the size of the lie, nor the gender of said liar- i cant stand a muh'fukkin liar.. so yall tell me. which one of these dumb hoes lied the hardest, or the smartest?

hmmm.. thats weird. ive never seen bullets, in the shape of Bosnian children.. lying azz.. moving on.

now. for some reason, this broads lie, is just ridonkulous..

this is Margaret B. Jo.. i mean, Margaret Seltzer. actually. who cares.. anyways. shes the author of Love & Consequences, and basically- the entire books a lie about her "gang life". just check these quick interview excerpts...

Q: Throughout the book, when presenting dialogue, you write in slang. You also replace the c’s in many words with k’s. Why?

A: You have to find a balance. You want to make the book understandable to the average reader in the suburbs but you also want it to be realistic. I’m not going to walk into a store and say, “Hi. How are you doing? Nice to meet you!” I felt if I did that in the book something would be lost. And I want people to understand how deep-seated the hatred really is between CRIPs and Bloods. CRIPs celebrate C-days rather than B-days (birthdays) and Bloods smoke bigarettes not cigarettes. The hate is so deep that, as a Blood, you automatically change the spelling in words with a c in them.

holy. fokkin shit. if you want a good laugh, go here and finish reading the pieces of the interview.. in all honesty- both of these woman suck. they both lie, and to top it off- Hilary got a head shaped like Cecil the Turtle.. but, they both equally lost for trying to get hood stripes.. talm bout "duckin bullets", and callin cigarettes- "bigarettes".. bwahahahahahhahahahaha.. sound like these cats who be writing, and talm bout skating- but NEVER(or barely) skated. "watch'a taaaaawlm bout.."- Shawty Lo

in related REAL tawkery my cousin Nate, happened to get locked up w/Antwuan during Tampa weekend. same paddy wagon, and all... i 'ont know what made this kid throw money in some ladies face, knowing the laws been riding around scooping brothas up like John Hawkins, and the "Good Ship of Jesus"... damn.. that was just.. politically, as well as socially- crucial! i keeps em talkin..

i heard Alex Olson aint on Lakai no mo'.... and? maybe people forgot about this, piFF...

uhh.. that dude(and his Pops)- can SKATEBOARD! its folks skating ledges at 2mph, gettin more respect & paper than lil dude. and, that aint right.. so as i said- good for him. fokk these, broke gossipy haters. and much success moving forward youngin..

well.. i suppose its about that time.. i would leave you with a flick, but i keep gettin hit up about the old school hip-hop vids.. so lemme demonstrate, if you will... ahem.

most of you, ill see in PHX this weekend.. the rest- in LA next week. and if i aint mentioned, im having a going away party in LA- no less than 2 weeks.. the only clue i can give is "life is but a beach chair, air, air, uh.." peace yall.. jeah!

first of all i'd like to thaink my connect...

first of all i'd like to thaink my connect...the most important person in this worlds, my manager Beth. thainks to traveling, with one bag. no ID. and jet lag.. hold on. that rhymed?!!? bwahahahahah.. im on vacation. well. somewhat. im actually, still in Tampa. well. not really "Tampa". but kinda "stuck" New Po'ht Richey. well... now thanks to my manager, and nick matlin just walkin in the door- not so much as "stuck". now, Antwuan Dixon? that n!kkas "stuck", stuck!!!

smh... jesus... heres the booking report. i heard the laws hog tied, then tased em. what the fokkery. hey.. i just wanted to drop this blog to say- somebody bail this brother the fokk up outta there. and when he does get out, i hope he gets a shoe, a board company, and a movie made about him. sh!t. im bout to start writing the script on my way up to see my Momma.. Free Antwuan Dixon.

before i go.. the fine folks at VitalSkate.com just dropped this mag"piFF"icent web piece featuring myself, my little brother D(holla lil n!kka.. told you i got you), and Scott Ian from Anthrax...

See More Skateboarding Videos at vitalskate.com

theres some other people in there too, but all in all- thanks to everyone who participated, and a big shout out to Mike @ Vital, Dom @ BP, and the folks at Capsole..

i gotta go. got a interview to do with "Westside Skateshop" owner, Jon Montessi. other than that, watch for March Madness on skateboarding.com, and ill holla when i get comfy up north this weekend.. Philly for a week. Then ill be out in AZ, with the fine folks of Cowtown hosting the biggest, baddest, and best contest left in skateboarding..

go here for all the details on PHXAm contest... ok. im out. i gotta run. yall be easy... jeah!