Speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas..

ok.. where do i start? so. awhile back, id done a editorial for Transworld and in between my getting paid for said work- id moved out of my old place on the beach.. fokk all that. lemme get to the thick of thaings.. actually- i think i should just quit speaking on that for now.. especially seeing as its a legal matter, now..

but.. i will speak on this Britney Spears clip that somehow, keeps getting removed from various sites:

actually.. what CAN be said about that.. i mean.. i truly wouldnt be suprised if her puzzy look't like a old soggy cold cut, anyways. yeah.. i said it..

onto gooder news.. has anyone seen this Master P, Snickers commercial:

unnnnnghhhh!!!!!

btw.. you know you can catch that commercial, ALL my music, news, events and just about anything but my blog over at hustlemania.com now, right? well.. now you know..

speaking of news.. you guys hear about this sh!t going down in Texas?

seems as if youre Black, you can drive thru this lovely town of a little over 1ooo people.. but, the only problem is- you might not drive out. at least with your car, cash, jewelery, or other valuables.. Law Enforcement has figured out someway to strip motorists(many of which, are Black), of their properties without even charging them with a crime.. theyve "offered" over 140 drivers, with the option of "voluntarily" giving up all their possessions. or, face felony charges of "money laundering", or other serious crimes.. yeah.. and this is in Amerikka, were talm bout!!! to read more on this utter fukkery, click this lank.. real tawk. it wouldnt suprise me one bit, if that broad who stole my check was from Tenaha..

speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas.. has anyone heard what this embarrassing jackass had to say recently:

seems as if that dude right above.. yeah.. him. the guy with the mullet, and denim vest.. fokkin loser. anyways.. that embarrassing jackass has publicly proclaimed that "theres thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government.." and, "If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.” word..? "President of Texas.."jesus.. i really wish i could just make this kinda sh!t up.. i mean.. is it me, or is this a case of where Chuck Norris has been watching a little too much Chuck Norris? real tawk- i seriously wish Bruce Lee was alive to kick this dudes ass, AGAIN..

im gonna get outta here.. i got a pool, and hot tub to splash in.. some ladies poolside to share some adult beverages with. and, another lady from Philly who will be joining me.. and, hey man.. yall need to quit telling these girls yalls feelings.. alot of yall getting exposed, and furthermore- you just push em closer to me when you act like that.. look at that. just gave some of you bums some free game.. im out, fa'real this time.. once again. feel free to catch me on twitter.. and dont forget to check out the new hustlemania.com for your daily fix off just about anything.. yall be easy.. until next time.. jeah!

"i thought the same thing.."

sorry for the minor absence.. as random as it may seem. A-Rods "cousin", somehow hacked into my account. therefore, i wasnt able to log into my blog for a few days.. that sneaky lil, sons' uh b!tch. oh well. im back. and can somebody explain what the fokk, this is? roll the tape:



yeah.. i thought the same thing when i saw it. "damn, i could go for some Chinese food.." was i supposed to say that? who cares. its Monday. i somehow woke up with a bag of chronic strategically placed in my pocket, and a snifter full of lemonade next to my bed. and. its damn near, 70 degrees outside. safe to say- ill be in the hot tub in the next 20 minutes..

heard NY got over foot of snow, last night.. yeah.. i thought the same thing when i heard that:


alright.. that whole- "i thought the same thing" thing, was getting fun tho.. might have to make that my SH!t. or. i could make "my SH!T", my sh!t.. hold on. i think i just officially, confused myself..

speaking of confusing.. HOW does this kinda sh!t, KEEP happening?


in all fairness. more than likely some bamma thought he'd be "funny", by doing this. but nonetheless .the store did issue an apology. btw. that Barnes & Nobles is in Florida.. who woulda guessed.. see. sh!t like that. the lack of a decent burrito. and the beauty of coming home from a night out, and not smelling like you work at a Marlboro factory, are all factors in why ill see most of yall- VERY soon..

speaking of which.. anybody seen Kevin Taylor? where this n!kka, AT? This dudes literally- skateboardings own version of Cam'ron.. we gotta find Kevin, yall. Im callin it. This year. KT gone make it, " a hot sum'muh.." like Cam was 'pose to. matter of fact. i think we need a Kevin Taylor moment:


yup.. i thought th.. kidding. i gotta get outta here, tho. going to hit up the hot tub, and sweat out this pirate juice. then plop on the couch, and catch some college hoops.. a bunch of new tracks, and mixtapes dropped @ i got the hook up. in the meantime, if you wanna catch me on twitter. clink the lank.

and i shall now leave you with- this classic:


damn, im hungry now.. yall be easy. jeah!