"you can be crazy, just dont be insane..."

i dont think theres much to be said. i dont even know why im boring you with uh intro.. here ya go...



now.. hold that thought. because in the great words of O'Shea Jackson ," oh.. it aint over muthafukk'uhs."



clawd hammercy... now if you CANT laugh at that- you ain't human. i mean.. lets roll the tape back to the :53 mark. now, you see her face? thas what i talm bout! thats the face "winners" of the human race make, right before they're crossing that imaginary line of "victory". happens all the time. now, what DOESNT happen all the time? the sound of two whales mating when you fall like that. speaking of mating whales, anybody catch the lunar eclipse last night? whoduhfuh...?

i hear theres some big hub-bub about both 50cent & Kanye album coming out on the same day. hmm... roll the tape please.



i...... am....... speech.... less. too bad this guy aint.



*spits out waffles*bwahahahahahahahahahhaaahahah... now- WHOS GOT 2ND HAND EMBARRASSMENT? i dont! as a matter of fact, i opened the window, and turned up the volume. im sorry, but people NEED to hear shyt like this. THIS is what they REALLY think. i mean, this guy "knows whats up" for "us". or did he say "you people"? either way- "hes NOT a racist..". he said it himself. pretty solid guy, so id take his word. whaddafeggit. id beat this dude to the bone marrow(no hoghmauex). im actually glad theres still a such thing as stupid people, youtube, and racism. it further proves the FACT, people are so quik to dismiss: racisms still alive and well. even if you "stainky rich", like fiddy. with that said- support this Wise Intellegent cd, folks.... matter of fact, buy 2, and send one to that ole Betsey Johnson lookin bast'id up there...

before i go... what i really wanna know is, WHERE eltse can u get this cd, watch this short, or hear about this site, all in one sentence? we da baaaast! roll the tape! this my shyt right ch'eah!



im up outta this bish.. first person to send me the newest issue of Re-Up(Grace Jones cover?), ill PayPal em $50. and thanx to everyone for their patience on both the Carter, and the limited Minority decks. both've gotten pushed back like Rhiannas forehead. fortunately enough- her forehead, with last night positioning of the moon, forecast a Sept 1st. drop... jeah!

who's losing the human race.. part 5ive

not into the news much, but i wanna start off by saying- Fukk Bill O'Reilly. this dumb fukk of a fukk, tried to.. actually. just watch this clip..



jesus christ.. did this stupid fukk just put a rapper and a soon-to-be convicted dog killer/graveyard owner, in the same sentence!? gawt damn- what is this world coming to? really quik question.. WHY is Bill O' Reilly(convicted of sexual harassment) of all people, talking to women- period?!?! this guys CONVICTED OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN WHERE HE WORKS! i wonder if this dude was worried about the ills of society, when he was fondling himself with a dildo while harassing the poor lady trying to put some bread on her table..wake the fukk up people... this dudes a certified- douchebag.

if that aint bad enough, check this out. well. im glad we all finally figured that out. so, next time a pigeon shyts on anything- expect for it to randomly collapse into tiny fragments in the future.. not so hard.

if you wanna feel smart, watch this movie... once any feelings of "what the fukkery" are restored- dont feel so bad about being dumb. i mean, at least you can still crank dat Robocop..



i have no idea WHAT the frukk this dudes sayin 80% of the time, but frukk it- this my shyt! actually, if my sources are correct- this kid downloaded a music program(obviously w/little, to no idea of how to work the damn thing), posted the track on myspace, and got a deal.. piFF salutes lil man, for excellence in the usage of the dial-up modem. now if you can stop cutting up your little brothers sheets to make those horrible new "streetwear" jackets, you might be taken serious past the month of September.. real tawk- dude look't like a walking box of Good & Plentys. before i go- where the fukk is Cam'Ron San Diego?

get my fukkin pool in the back! im up outta this bish.. just got that Madden 08'.. and the Cowboys going late into the playoffs this year. you can go 'head & bookmark this, and hit me back 'roun mid-Jan'uhrairy if you dont believe me now.... jeah!

so, lemme get this right....

before i start- did you know this?!? and here i am thinking... hey! hold up...



there we go.. real talk- dem shyts is sellin like crack in the Reagan era. random thought- what the fukk is a Zay Tonday? not this ole, Kermit the Frog w/a finger wave lookin..? so, lemme get this right? this guy does this....



and people are fascinated with a dude who look like Theos friend, "CockRoach" from the Cosbys. wow.. ill be getting more in depth on how the fukketh Jake got 2nd place in the upcoming issue of theSkateboardmag, but in the meantime- heres my man Jake on Larry Kaing, on ABCNEWS, as well as Carnies take on it. and remember- the Xgames is straight ass. to further prove my point, last time i went to the Xgames, i saw a fukkin dog gettin photoed for a "press pass". a dog! real talk- what the fukk does a dog need a press pass for? dogs cant hold a fukkin microphone?! now that i think of it, why the fukk would you bring your dog to an event? to freak it the fukk out and remind it of how many people it'll never meet again? thas the exact reason why im gettin a DVD-movie of a fishtank.

i called it a year ago, and no one believed me.. this is going to be da bast show on fall television.
bwahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahha @ lookin like they skate for Toy machine too. thas gonna be some good shat though... cant wait. in related news, i spoke to my little brother and he was playing Sims. im gonna pray for this brother, and hope whatevers in the water in Atlanta hasn't gotten into anyone else. id personally rather have a one of these, while im waiting for this to warm up. thas just me... Sims... Dorien. you officially get the 1st Annual



Award, and when you come out next week- dont bring that shat with you either. id hate to "forget" to pick you up from the airport, and somehow not answer my phone for a week. before i get outta here, i wanna give a shout out to Lindsay Lohan for saying, "it was the black guy driving.." when she got busted for DUI, coke, weed, and whatever else prosti-tots do, a few weeks ago. knowing damn well that was a lie anyways, because we AAAALLLLLLL know black people dont drive toward no damn Malibu after they steal cars. they go to that spot off Slauson... im out.. in the meantime, go check out this site, see if you can guess whats so randomly funny about this, or download this album . did i really just do that?! jeah!