Thursday, July 17, 2008

this years GollyImGully winner: Shake Junts "Beagle"

first off... ladies and gentleman. there comes a time, and place where MEN must honor their fellow MAN for their gullyness. So in this special edition of the piFF Huxtables "GollyImGully" Awards, im gonna take this time out to recognize this great individual we all know as "Beagle". Now, if you know or ever had the chance to meet Beagle, youd realize not only is this one of the coolest brothas walking the planet. But you'd also realize, like Wu- Beagle aint nuthin to fokks with. Dudes paid his dues not only in the ranks of the Baker/Sahke Junt crew, but gawt damnit- this n!kka got co-signed for a pro deck by fokkin Andrew Reynolds! Andrew muthafokkin Reynolds! *daps this brotha, with both fist* recently, i got the memo(as well as the photo), of Beagle giving our good friend Mr. Corey Duffel "the beats" like Timbaland. here. look for ya'self..
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i mean.. just look at the swag on the right cross Beagles bout to give!!! the undeniable swag, as the afro stays completely still- in the midst of action. the aura of Gullyness around this great young man, causing NO ONE within arms reach to "step in" and "break this up"(knowing the righteousness thats being bestowed on Duffels facial region.)
Beagle. i usually take this day to do my Throwback Thursdays. But being a man of honor. as well as a fellow modern day Spartan, myself. i must give you the hghest honor in Gullyness, as well as "ass kickedgry" known to man. the only person who i'd be happier to see gettin the beats like this is.. well. nobody. you've done more for Blacks, than Jesse Jackson punk ass. this, my friend- is one of THE greatest days i've come to see in my 20yrs of skateboarding. All i can really say, is THANK YOU brotha.. you EVER need ANYTHING, you holla at a G. and thas my word. i gotta run.. i got some money to make, and a new family to feed. yall wanna see some good skating, and know what else is crackin.. get on over to Hustlemania.com.

Beagle.. in the vein of Throwback thursday, i leave you with this piFFedgry:
Brand Nubian - Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down

word to the God, KT. im out... until next time- yall be safe.. jeah!

44 Comments:

Anonymous DIRTY MICK said...

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bout time that bitch got what was coming!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma is a muthafucka.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a fucking mark clyde. i cant wait for you to go broke and get the fuck out of skateboarding.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this post looks like some trashy nigger shit.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous boss hogg said...

unfortunately for clyde and everyone else that was stoked on this, beagle is just a punk that didn't land any shots after the initial sucker punch. real talk, i was there. dude throws little slaps like joe calzaghe.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous wales said...

leave joe out of this

2:47 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

're a fucking mark clyde. i cant wait for you to go broke and get the fuck out of skateboarding

^^^^^^^^^^^

two things...

- ill NEVER go broke..

- skateboarding NEEDS people like me. not "anonymous", faceless geekboys as ya'self.

now get tha fokk off my blog, and salute this n!kka Beagle!!! bwahahahahahahaah.. yall mad, another MAN got knocked out..

Jesus of Megatron.. whas next with yall cats?

next!!!!

3:38 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

boss hogg said...
unfortunately for clyde and everyone else that was stoked on this, beagle is just a punk that didn't land any shots after the initial sucker punch. real talk, i was there. dude throws little slaps like joe calzaghe

^^^^^^^^^


bu.. bu.. bu.. but! yeah, yeah...

call me crazy. but it dont look like Duffel about to get "slapped"?! i mean.. this dude Beagle, look like he 'bout to baptize dude!!! Duffel look like he clinging for his life, son.. tryin to slow dance, or suhn'tin..


this where ya story got holes in it... how you gonna see somebody get "cheap shotted", and NOBODY dont say/do- NUFFIN?!?!? i mean. REAL TAWK.. YOU WAS "RIGHT THERE", RIGHT "Boss Hogg"?!?

and you saw one grown man, "cheap shot" another? stood RIGHT THERE? but gone come on my blog, talm bout Beagles a "punk".

so. in other words- you condoned some "punk shyt", and aint do nuthing but come on the comment section of my blog and pop shyt?

now, real tawk... you tell me- WHOS THE PUNK?

get this clown off my blog....

next!!!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Teddy Ruxbins said...

get em clyde get em

9:55 PM  
Anonymous yeah said...

hey clyde i love your blog, but can you explain the situation that led up to the "beatdown"

11:34 PM  
Anonymous BRYAN HERMAN said...

DAMN CLYDE YOU A G!!!!!

12:43 AM  
Blogger Sparky DuBois said...

is there a video of that? looks like a hammer, not a punch or slap--duffel didn't even have time to put his fighting bandana on. stevie williams just chuckled.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Teddy Ruxbins said...

teddy ruxbins feels this negative energy is bad for skateboardings growing industry...but at the same time so were duffels remarks of racism towards all african americans, which he clearly made do to his lack of sw crooks and backside tailslides, i think duffel just got the fist of fury.as for you kids backing duffels remarks, he just got the beatdown, and afterwards a voice from the heavens rang out and shook the earth saying "FATALITY". But again thats from teddy ruxbins view point.

9:15 PM  
Anonymous el emons said...

Soap operas are better left out of skating, damn.
When it's all about the image maybe it's best we all "check ourselves"

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth is, beagle had someone ready to shoot the photo . He got Corey while he was kneeling down to sign an autograph for two disabled kids when Beagle pulled him down by the hair. Corey had no idea what happened at first but was able to get up almost immediately and give beagle a couple of good hits. Corey was not hurt, fight was broke up before anything happened and Beagle was carted off by the cops and is looking at an assault charge. Beagle has tried to reach Corey and like the cry baby he is is begging Corey to have Orange County drop any charges. Says he can't do any time Beagle is the real pussy. Corey is more than happy to take a punch like the man he is. He would never throw a sucker punch. Clyde get the facts, hate Corey all you want but tell the truth.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^ to bad thats not the truth you dumbass corey duffel adressed the situation on the thrasher site so get ur facts straight

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

- skateboarding NEEDS people like me. not "anonymous", faceless geekboys as ya'self.

get over yourself you fucking loser. skateboarding doesn't need you, you need the skateboarding industry to fuel you delusions of grandeur. your a washed up ex pro who was never all that that now works in the lower echelons of the industry. what's that got to do with actual skateboarding? you think your better than people cause you know a few minor celebrities. do you think real skateboarders are impressed by this? back here on planet earth no one gives a fuck.

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Boss Hogg Dunny said...

that shit is a photo son! a 1 frame still shot of part of the action. i never co-sign a punk ass bitch boy like beagle and i don't co-sign girl jeans duffel either. but i was there, you were probably emceein some am contest in the midwest. fuck outta here with that.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Teddy Ruxbins said...

everyone needs a little clyde-teddy ruxbins

6:17 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

- skateboarding NEEDS people like me. not "anonymous", faceless geekboys as ya'self.

get over yourself you fucking loser. skateboarding doesn't need you, you need the skateboarding industry to fuel you delusions of grandeur. your a washed up ex pro who was never all that that now works in the lower echelons of the industry. what's that got to do with actual skateboarding? you think your better than people cause you know a few minor celebrities. do you think real skateboarders are impressed by this? back here on planet earth no one gives a fuck.

4:22 AM

^^^^^^^^^^

FACT: skateboarding pays me MORE now, than when i was pro.. you think the dude from Flavor/Rock of Love, clowns on Celebrity Fit Club or fokk it.. Hulk Hogan makes more NOW, than he did when he was "in his prime.."?! bwahahahahaa. them n!kkas is WASHED UP! now. get out my face, ya e-motional geekboy.

FACT: what "minor celebrities" do i kick it with? entertain us wth you vast knowledge. because at this point youre sounding like the valedictorian of Clown School

FACT: you wrote all that, because you NEED MY ATTENTION..

next time. leave ya name, so we can see what YOU DO for a living.


kick rocks...

next!!!

8:57 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth is, beagle had someone ready to shoot the photo . He got Corey while he was kneeling down to sign an autograph for two disabled kids when Beagle pulled him down by the hair. Corey had no idea what happened at first but was able to get up almost immediately and give beagle a couple of good hits. Corey was not hurt, fight was broke up before anything happened and Beagle was carted off by the cops and is looking at an assault charge. Beagle has tried to reach Corey and like the cry baby he is is begging Corey to have Orange County drop any charges. Says he can't do any time Beagle is the real pussy. Corey is more than happy to take a punch like the man he is. He would never throw a sucker punch. Clyde get the facts, hate Corey all you want but tell the truth.

6:42 PM
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^ to bad thats not the truth you dumbass corey duffel adressed the situation on the thrasher site so get ur facts straight

6:47 PM

^^^^^^^
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
GAWT DAYUM!!!

"that shyt that make ya soul burn slow...."

hold up! so... Duffel's CO-OPERATING w/the police?!?!?

and i here i was thinking ole boy was "punk rock".

SMH... gawd dayum, whas wrong with todays youth?!

next!!!

9:03 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous Boss Hogg Dunny said...

that shit is a photo son! a 1 frame still shot of part of the action. i never co-sign a punk ass bitch boy like beagle and i don't co-sign girl jeans duffel either. but i was there, you were probably emceein some am contest in the midwest. fuck outta here with that.

11:59 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

actually.. your story, just dont make sense. ab=nd ive talked to PLENTY of other people who was there.. you? you just sound like a angry STAN.

and what kinda n!kka name himself "Boss Hog", but talm bout he was at a contest watching 2 dudes roll around on the ground? what kinda BOSS, aint out gettin his paper?

i mean.. i know the REAL BOSS HOG, is about his paper.. so that must make you..? a CLOWN

and for the record- i was in Florida splasing my folks with hun'nids.. already made that mid-west paper, as well as free travel & accomodations.. you mad?(btw- Minnesotas a very nice place, as well as the peoples. there ever let you get off more than 2 days at Subway- you should check it out)

BOSS HOE.. i got a question- when the last time you threw some hun'nids at ya folks? they even pay you in hun'nids in CASH, at ya lil job?

with that said.. get off my blog with that make believe, "BOSS" shyt... go play on myspace. its made for folks like you with made-up lives, who look better on screen.

next!!!

9:14 AM  
Anonymous The Real BOSS Hogg said...

i've actually never thrown money at anyone. got myself a little savings account dunny, jeah!

2:54 PM  
Anonymous suck it kook said...

Clyde,
your life revolves around a free blog, youtube and bad spelling. Get your head out of your ass. you're not fooling anybody with this "im paid shit." your just an industry bitch that will do whatever for some cash. Duffle gets yetz and you type on a keyboard. go back to school and get a life. stay the fuck out of other peoples business. keep lying to yourself that people care about you.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous not making shit said...

lets see you 1090 you fucking bitch.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous you were never sick said...

hahahah. "hun'nids"
what a fucking idiot.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous you were never sick said...

hahahah. "hun'nids"
what a fucking idiot.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous you were never sick said...

hahahah. "hun'nids"
what a fucking idiot.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous you were never sick said...

hahahah. "hun'nids"
what a fucking idiot.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous HAH said...

^^^^^^^^^^ hAH THIS FOOL POSTIN 20 TIMES AN SHIT GET A LIFE YOU LOSER

2:12 AM  
Anonymous Teddy Ruxbins said...

teddy ruxbins feels clyde is reapeatedly shutting you boys down, and instead of sticking to your original argument, you attack other things like his grammar. which is impecible by the way because everything he types is punctuated fine as if he knows the real words from slang. he isn't stupid. and on top of that attacking him is stupid. he gets paid for his words he writes arcticles for skateboard mag, while you guys come here and talk and get no money.

1:19 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

suck it kook said...

Clyde,
your life revolves around a free blog, youtube and bad spelling. Get your head out of your ass. you're not fooling anybody with this "im paid shit." your just an industry bitch that will do whatever for some cash. Duffle gets yetz and you type on a keyboard. go back to school and get a life. stay the fuck out of other peoples business. keep lying to yourself that people care about you.

2:45 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*yawns

*here we go again...

ok, geekboy. you tell me how much YOU made last month. and on top of that- where you've been? for FREE, and GOT PAID to go...

*waits

go ahead..

i got PLENTY of time for this one...


see. its geekboys, and overzealous fans like ya'self who i personally take pride in getting the fokk out of skateboarding. dont be mad ya mans got his ass WHOOPED.. HE RUNS HIS MOUTH!!

just like you probly get ya ass whupped, for running your mouth. the apple dont fall far from the tree.. face it. you're a Corey Duffel STAN. you in my blog, sticking up for a grown man YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! AND- ya favorite skater got his ass whooped. furthermore- he was wearing a bandana in his right pocket..

do you know what it means when a man wears a bandana in his right pocket?

step ya hate game up, 'cause you soundin hurt. and might be fruitier than a cocktail salad ya'self(no homo)..

next!!!!

12:47 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

not making shit said...

lets see you 1090 you fucking bitch.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah...

obviously, ya school system failed along the way.


ts "1080", ya slockjawed geek. and WHY THE FOKK WOULD I WANNA DO A 1080?

hold on. can you even drop in, or muchless- get a 3 trick line in on vert? and when i say 3 tricks, 2 cant be kickturns...

Good Jesus, get these geeks off my blog!

next!!!

12:52 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Teddy Ruxbins said...

teddy ruxbins feels clyde is reapeatedly shutting you boys down, and instead of sticking to your original argument, you attack other things like his grammar. which is impecible by the way because everything he types is punctuated fine as if he knows the real words from slang. he isn't stupid. and on top of that attacking him is stupid. he gets paid for his words he writes arcticles for skateboard mag, while you guys come here and talk and get no money.

1:19 PM


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Teddy.. you're a smart man.

but im gonna have to throw one fine point in there:

I DONT, AND HAVENT WORKED/WRITTEN FOR THESKATEBOARDMAG IN MORE THAN A YEAR.. why theyve failed to let their readers know(or the REAL REASON WHY..)- beyond me. but, as stated- I DONT(AND HAVENT FOR OVER A YEAR) WORK FOR THESKATEBOARDMAG..

other than that- stay up, and dont mind these geekboys. 9/10, its the same guy, whos too pussy to leave his real name.

be easy..

jeah!

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys like Beagle and this douche bag Clyde, make me hate black people (and whites that think they're black) so much! bla bla bla my niggas bla bla bla I do this and that, bla bla bla gangsta bla bla bla my crew and then they had to sucker punch a fag like Duffel...by the way Clyde you are a fucking fail since the 90's.

4:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde how you guna brag about money to these people, who the fuck cares about your money. Beagle beat Corey's ass and thats that. I just dont get why your wasting your time with these fucks, don't you have a life man. yeah come back at me with some shit to i'll go ahead and tell you i dont have a job, yes im on here posting this cuz i dont have all the money like your wack ass to have a life. I just skate, and live man. Quit wasting your time with this fuckin shit. Your blogs rad and props to bluntz booze and Beagle, but this shits just a waste. Stick to teaching johnny knoxville how to 50/50 and quit bragging yourself all over the place, your not the shit! Oh and my names wayne bra so geekboy isnt necessary!

10:20 AM  
Anonymous lunchsteezy said...

beagle just gave em wat he needed he trys to act like hes all punk rock yeah anyone can play dressup how you gonna be a punk when you skating in a contest with the sheckler and p-rod and all those fools
who buys foundation boards anyways no one call it a sucker punch but if the place is full a popo i would light the fool up all quik no reason to make a scene before you click em

10:25 PM  
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4:42 PM  
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11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up!
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2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damm clyde ,you really need to leave skating forever,trashy nig

3:52 AM  
Anonymous josh b said...

Im uniting all the punks of the world,then we gonna beat clydes ass in the streets of harlem,damm chiken bucket man

6:11 PM  

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