Thursday, May 22, 2008

Jamie Thomas.. this goes out to you..

first off, i dont have time to read "comments". mainly because they're worthless, faceless fokkboys who wouldnt chime half that shyt in my face. also, because people dont THINK about what they speak of, before they speak... these dudes are in the middle of Kumbuttfukkville, living vicariously through skateboard sites. and im the anystreet/city everyday type dude. i dont sit in a office and "report". im actually out here- EVERYDAY. making moves, and money. u mad, Scooby? with that said- recently, i wrote a post re:Jamie Thomas, and something he'd "reportedly" said about Sheckler. while some dont know Jamie and I go back like spinal cords(ie: the word "respect was used accordingly throughout the post), it seems as if skateboarding wants a Clyde & Jamie Thomas "beef". 1st off- i dont "beef" with skaters(or my FRIENDS). 2nd. for the 5,797,700,067,060,5090 time- IM NOT A PRO SKATER ANYMORE, NOR DO I WANT TO BE. I WALKED AWAY WITH MY HEAD UP YEARS AGO, WITH PLENTY OF OFFERS ON THE TABLE(AND, STILL GET OFFERS- DAILY) i think that FACT still seems to hurt some people feelings, so i let em roll with whatever they want.

Back to the subject.. Jamie was kind enough to reply(in a civilized manner- thanks JT), ans lets take a look at what he wrote:

Clyde,
I never said young blood was ruining skating.
I was misquoted and homie got bent. I had a conversation w/ D way about the direction of skateboarding and the corporatification of it and somehow he used me/a conversation we had as an example to try and get a point across to sheckler.
I talked to him and I called shecks to let em know even though I don't agree with all his choices etc..it's not my style and I have better shit to worry about that talkin pointless shit on him.

seems pretty jacked that you just took this and ran with it without getting some facts from your boy
...and then you felt it was your responsibility to put me in place by basically saying I ruined shit with 5 trick handrail parts and regertitating some half assed rumors about the way I run my shit.

It's cool though, I can take it.
Peace,
JT

4:54 AM



lets dissect this-

first.. i didnt take anything, and "run with it". it was printed(several times i may add) and these same publications who printed it, from my knowledge(i actually- KNOW this) "check" with you before your name, or likeness is used in anyway whatsoever. trust me Jamie. I KNOW THIS. so it seems to me as if the "blame" should go to the magazines to "check with you" before they let ANYONE "run with what you said". especially, before things of this nature come to light.. you cant hate the gator, hate the lake its swimming in. Id assume the same guys who wouldnt let me make one single reference to you, wouldnt let something negative/untrue be published about you. especially anything being said by a "skateboarding superstar".


second... cmon, fam. i didnt say YOU ruined skateboarding. i said THAT PHASE of skateboarding "ruined skateboarding". and how YOU, being from that era of skateboarding(as well as myself)- couldnt see that, is pretty funny/ironic. i, as well as yourself KNOW DAMN WELL you can do more than "5 tricks"! lets be serious here. we grew up skating together, fam. i stayed at your house the first time i came to Cali. trust me- Im WELL aware you can not only do more than 5 tricks, but youre a talented skateboarder. to dispute that, would make me... stupid. we both know a "5 trick dummy" wouldnt make it as far as you have, in anything.. dont let these okee-doke ass internet kids, or what you think im saying- lead you to get it twisted.. so. relax. be easy. dont reach into what i said like that.

third.. what "half-assed rumor"? re:the clothes, and trick list?!? are you saying you've NEVER sent a box of clothes, with a list of tricks and what to wear included to a Black Box rider!??!? uuumm.. wow. just.. wow. imma leave it right there. but what i will say- I DONT LIE.

in closing, i wanna thank Jamie for his response regarding the situation. and all the dummies who think theres some "beef" going on.. id like to also thank the publications who normally dont let DAMN NEAR ANYTHING re: Jamie Thomas, for just running with something that obviously wasnt true.. if you didnt say it- cool. thank YOU for clearing it up. even if it had to be done on my blog.


well. that sucked... i was all set to run this piFFtastic piece on Nocturnal Skateshop, and how they stole NJ Skateshops "Battle of the Shops" 1st place trophy. took photos wearing terrorists gear, and sent em back to NJ with a ransom note.. i got the flicks, and- gaaaawtdayum. it'll have to wait until tomorrow. yall be easy, and you geekboys REALLY should stay off the in'nuhnet, and get outside and get fresh air. some puzzay. suhn'tin! and before i go- MINORITY REPORT 2. COMING THIS FALL.

and here.. Monihan keeps telling me to post Jeans new video he produced.

Jean. I love you. no.. seriously.

the movements still moving.. u mad, Scooby?

34 Comments:

Blogger p4ulote said...

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10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde, you really need to take a writing class.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde,
I know we've known each other for 17 years etc..
But by running with it, I meant you read sheckler's pull quotes and understood them to be fact.
When actually the conversation with Danny went different than was the way sheckler received it.

I also see though that you're still taking digs, but whatever. I'll respond to some of the things in your post.

True, I sent Cole an Ozzy shirt once cause I knew he liked Ozzy and the shirt was too big for me. I also sent him a pair of jeans once that we were going to make at Circa.
How this turned into me dressing riders on the regs is beyond me, but this is what I meant by a half-assed rumor.

The other was trick lists;
When parts are getting close to being done, I try to help the dudes with what types of stuff they still need. I try to let em know what they're missing and they ask for lists. Point is, I'm not at a desk barking orders at who needs to do what.

My point in responding was to let you know that I don't think an 18 year old dude on TV could ever single handedly ruin skateboarding and that shit hurt to read you hating on me for something I supposedly said about dude, like you've thought I was wack for years, but finally took the time to tell me over this.

I don't expect anyone to cry me a river, but thought I'd let you know that I still got nothing bad to say about you.
Peace,
JT

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde, quit your shit talking. Oh wait, that's just jizz oozing out after choking on Sheckler's man meat for so long. Easy, son, easy. You don't wanna cut off the flow oxygen to your brain resulting in you writing even more like some incoherent washed up retard. Nah homie, it's all about coming up, right? I mean, you should know about coming up seeing how you dig bros coming all up in your ass, son. Gotta earn dem dolla billz yo.

Yours truly,
Girl Workshop B

12:13 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

you're obviously- still are reaching.

look, duke... i plainly said- you're TALENTED. if you decipher that(or what i wrote about skaters having 5 tricks) into i think YOU'RE "wack, and have been for years.."- so be it. as i said- you're reaching, fam. and if you think i meant YOU are solely(or in any form) responsible for "ruining skateboarding"- ill let it rest there.

second. thanks for at least acknowledging the clothes/trick list issue. its not "taking a shot". YOU acknowledged it happened, therefore- it is, what it is.

in closing- i think the biggest problem here is not ME. its WHO published something you said- without acknowledging what was really said.. as i said- im just going off what was printed. if its not the truth, you got a bigger issue than me bringing it up on my blog.

when something of that natures printed, ill let you in on a little secret- im not the only one speaking on it. i might be the only one to bring it up on a blog, but trust me- theres alot of people who talk about whats said in magazines. im sure you, as well as Ryan know this.

so here.. ill do this for you:
- i dont think you're a wack skater, ot have been for years(hence, i came to Black box personally, and picked up your last Zero video..)

-your issue with me is turning into something you need to take up with the folks who put you in this spot to begin with. youre fighting the wrong battle, duke.

-no disrespect, but youre starting to come off as really insecure- over absolutely nothing. by that i mean- "if it dont apply, let it fly.." if you aint a "wack skater", you didnt say that, etc.. let it go. i mean, youre starting to think im your "enemy"?!!? and im not. nor am i "talking bad about you". let it go, pa. it really aint, THAT serious. especially, if you didnt say it.


in closing, theres no "shots" being taken at you, your career, or whatever you're assuming when you read this. i think you should go back, and re-read what was written, and you'll probly catch a feeling of how alot of skaters feel in general.. i leave all the "hating Jamie Thomas" to these lame ass sites, and geekboys.


you take care, and until we meet again..

peace
mr.904, piFF Huxtable

12:46 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

anonymous said...
Clyde, quit your shit talking. Oh wait, that's just jizz oozing out after choking on Sheckler's man meat for so long. Easy, son, easy. You don't wanna cut off the flow oxygen to your brain resulting in you writing even more like some incoherent washed up retard. Nah homie, it's all about coming up, right? I mean, you should know about coming up seeing how you dig bros coming all up in your ass, son. Gotta earn dem dolla billz yo.

Yours truly,
Girl Workshop B

^^^^^^^^^^^

son.. "man meat"?(no homo) "coming up"? (no homo) talm bout "seeing somE dude cum in someones ASS?!?"(NOOOO HOMO)bwahahahahahahahha... you'sa HOMO, B.(no homo) with homo dream(NOOOO, HOMO)s. your Father know you think about homo sh!t like this..?

GAWT DAYUM YOU FAN BOYS STAY EXPOSIN YALL SELVES ON THE DAILY..

im sure theres some sight where you can go and live out ya homo fantasies.. tell ya what. go there, and have a ball. or two. fukkin Nutra Sweet geekboy..

next!

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me consolidating your call out to me being wack was based on the positive vs. negative I took from it.

if you cant see how the "handrail/drawn out 50-50/long hair-minimal trick/4 minutes of the same, loud 5 tricks" phase RUINED skateboarding-
-I'm guessing you mentioned this cause I had something to do with this movement.

..concentrate more on sending ya riders "trick lists", and what clothes to wear while doing said tricks.
-this obviously a diss suggesting this is what I do regularly or what I concentrate on.

re:the clothes, and trick list?!? are you saying you've NEVER sent a box of clothes, with a list of tricks and what to wear included to a Black Box rider!??!? uuumm.. wow. just.. wow. imma leave it right there. but what i will say- I DONT LIE.
-More of the same , I never sent a box of clothes accompanied by a trick list to a rider. You might not lie, but you got a mixed up story.

I'm not trying to act butt hurt for the sake of insecurity, just to let you know that I've never called you out for something (except for ripping my Blind jeans in 93) and I would think that there was enough respect between us for you to give me a holler about something weird rather than blowing me up on the ineterweb.

it's all good though, I don't have an issue with you, sheckler or the skateboard mag. They printed what sheckler said, you responded like it was truth, so I responded to let you know it wasn't.

Peace,
JT

2:03 PM  
Blogger MiniGreek said...

Clyde-
You make fun of all these "geeks" and message board sites, yet you yourself have a blog and are perpetuating rumors and presenting your OPINION as though you have first hand knowledge of the events. One of the first things I learned in life was don't believe everything you read, because the person writing it usually has an agenda. Maybe they didn't teach you that in your ebonics riddled elementary school, but a man doesn't talk shit about a friend on the geekbox, he says it to his face. And then you backtrack as though JT misinterpreted what you said, when 50 other dudes all interpreted it the same way.
Let me put it to you like this, so that you fully understand....YoUs is wack, aint nevers been Piff, so take your Acme skateboarding ass the fuck out of skateboarding.

2:35 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

minigreek said...
Clyde-
You make fun of all these "geeks" and message board sites, yet you yourself have a blog and are perpetuating rumors and presenting your OPINION as though you have first hand knowledge of the events. One of the first things I learned in life was don't believe everything you read, because the person writing it usually has an agenda. Maybe they didn't teach you that in your ebonics riddled elementary school, but a man doesn't talk shit about a friend on the geekbox, he says it to his face. And then you backtrack as though JT misinterpreted what you said, when 50 other dudes all interpreted it the same way.
Let me put it to you like this, so that you fully understand....YoUs is wack, aint nevers been Piff, so take your Acme skateboarding ass the fuck out of skateboarding.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

what "rumor"? hold on.. aint you the dude was was talm bout taking a sh!t, while looking at my article? you'sa homo(no homo)

and.. you knew i rode for Acme? bwhahahahahhahahahahahahaha.. look'eh heah geekboy:


"you been on my dyck.. you luuuuh my style"- Nas, intro to Ether.

so hold on.. lemme put some of that Ether on you, geekboy. imma even use ya own words:

"don't believe everything you read, because the person writing it usually has an agenda"- minigreek

so. lemme see. you got a "agenda", geekboy? please. kick rocks. this is grown folks talkn.

3:15 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

anonymous said...
Me consolidating your call out to me being wack was based on the positive vs. negative I took from it.

if you cant see how the "handrail/drawn out 50-50/long hair-minimal trick/4 minutes of the same, loud 5 tricks" phase RUINED skateboarding-
-I'm guessing you mentioned this cause I had something to do with this movement.

..concentrate more on sending ya riders "trick lists", and what clothes to wear while doing said tricks.
-this obviously a diss suggesting this is what I do regularly or what I concentrate on.

re:the clothes, and trick list?!? are you saying you've NEVER sent a box of clothes, with a list of tricks and what to wear included to a Black Box rider!??!? uuumm.. wow. just.. wow. imma leave it right there. but what i will say- I DONT LIE.
-More of the same , I never sent a box of clothes accompanied by a trick list to a rider. You might not lie, but you got a mixed up story.

I'm not trying to act butt hurt for the sake of insecurity, just to let you know that I've never called you out for something (except for ripping my Blind jeans in 93) and I would think that there was enough respect between us for you to give me a holler about something weird rather than blowing me up on the ineterweb.

it's all good though, I don't have an issue with you, sheckler or the skateboard mag. They printed what sheckler said, you responded like it was truth, so I responded to let you know it wasn't.

Peace,
JT

^^^^^^^

this is REALLY getting ridiculous, Jamie. especially considering you said this earlier:

It's cool though, I can take it.
Peace,
JT

i mean.. cmon fam.. youre taking this agenda, far to the left. while i brought whatever you assumed i said- front and center.

you really should be writing theskateboardmag re:this issue. seriosuly. i didnt print the story. just commented on it.(and to be honest- they seem to cover you with a armor shield, when it comes to you, your name, likeness.. TRUST ME. so how it even got printed- is well beyond me)

re: the "poke" you assumed i took at you regarding rails.. we ALL had something to do with that "movement". and ill say it again, "its not YOU I WAS REFERRING TO". that stage of skateboarding is what i was speaking of..

re: the clothes/trick list.. im not going into this again. you said you sent Cole a box of clothes, and you also said you've sent list of tricks.. what did i "mix up"?

as for the Blind jeans- those were actually Planet Earth Jeans. Tan. I ripped them trying to backside '50 the Chinatown ledge, the day we skated with Gonz(btw- i taught Gonz hardflips that day @ Wallenberg. AND, that was the day he kickflipped the Gonz. great day).

seriosuly. lets let this go, duke. im sure you, as well as myself have other things to do besides e-chat in a comment section. ill leave it where it is, and id hope you would too. we got too much influence on people to even be going at each other like we "beefing", when we both know damn well- we cool. you misunderstood, and i corrected what you'd assumed i'd said/thought about you- and its a wrap.

as for these geekboys trying to rile things up- dont pay em no mind. these dudes need from fresh air, and possibly some puss'.

good luck with your future endeavors, and most likely will see you @ the TWS awards..

peace.
mr.904,piFFHuxtable

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry the long hair bit made me think it was about me for some reason...

With the rest, I guess I'm coming off crazy cause my point was to just explain where I was coming from, not keep the saga going.
Peace,
JT

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS. I would have emailed you if I had your info.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous the anonymous guy from before said...

you were still lying when you said you don't read the comments. do you think every one else on earth is retarded as you?

8:02 PM  
Anonymous ricky windsor said...

gayest shit of all time

8:04 PM  
Anonymous special HERB said...

ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS IS A MATCH OF TONY HAWK 3

11:52 PM  
Blogger ROBERT said...

I know that's not the real Ricky Windsor. How da fuk you gonna make a computer out of Pabst cans.

8:29 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

the anonymous guy from before said...
you were still lying when you said you don't read the comments. do you think every one else on earth is retarded as you?

^^^^^^^^^^

ready for this...?

MONDAY, MAY 19, 2008

tried to told yall, suh'tin..!
i tOld yall- i gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies! i would read the comments from last post, but I AINT STUDY'UHN YALL RIGHT NOW.. i got shyt to do..

hmmm... oh yeah.. this too.

THURSDAY, MAY 22, 2008

Jamie Thomas.. this goes out to you..
first off, i DONT HAVE TIME to read "comments". mainly because they're worthless, faceless fokkboys who wouldnt chime half that shyt in my face. also, because people dont THINK about what they speak of, before they speak... these dudes are in the middle of Kumbuttfukkville, living vicariously through skateboard sites.


now, YOU should REALLY learn how to COMPREHEND a sentence before stepping to ME on some bullshyt like this, ya e-motional geek.

now. the question here is- DO YOU THINK EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH IS RETARDED AS YOUR DUMB AZZ?

kick rocks, geekboy.

next!

9:05 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

ricky windsor said...
gayest shit of all time

^^^^^^^

robert said...
I know that's not the real Ricky Windsor. How da fuk you gonna make a computer out of Pabst cans.




BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA...

"God Son across the belly, i think you lawst already.."- Nas "Ether"

9:08 AM  
Anonymous get off it son said...

Damn son, this is comedy.... Two washed up pros bitching on the internet. If I didn't know who you both were I'd think this was a bunch of 14 year olds. How about this, if you two have some beef or misunderstanding why don't you both grow some balls and talk it over face to face instead of letting it play out on the internet like two little kids....

Jamie you've turned into a kook, go read a bible and tell one of your riders to lipslide my cock. Clyde, you WERE funny, you USED TO be amusing, it was cool for a minute, but now you're just getting annoying and obnoxious, and probably paid from one of "Young Money's" hip ass sponsors. You're not that cool, and just because you're black it doesn't give you a "get out being really annoying and loving myself free" card. Get off your own dick.

PS: typing ridiculous amounts of sLaNg iS jUsT LiKe LiTtLe gIrLs wHo TyPe LiKe tHiS! Loose it homie.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous Jerk in the Butt said...

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4:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah clyde that nas quote was deep, you really got me shook there son. you should really quit the blog game before you embarrass yourself any further, honestly we're just trying to help here. the good thing about us geek nobodies is we're just nothing losers as you say, but you are fucking up your whole self appointed rep for the whole world to see. you don't know me, but we all know what a retard you are now pal.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sucked clyde's dick in a bathroom at a popular LA cruise spot. I don't know if you call that gay or not, but he seemed to enjoy it just the same.

Benton Foster

10:47 PM  
Anonymous MICK said...

By the way Clyde, have you even seen the poll on crailtap? A lot of people wanna hear more of your ridiculous crap that comes outta your mouth, wonder why that is?? Can wait to hear Welsh drop it.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous corey duffel said...

jesus clyde, you need to hang out with some black folks. all these years of hanging around with whitey have made you feel special for being a negro, do you think anyone thinks your that great or different cos of your skin tone? get over it, your hardly eldridge cleaver are you?

5:54 AM  
Anonymous internet geek kid said...

hahaha i used to read this blog cuz u had a funny take on shit... now i just read it to see what a fuckin loser u have become. talking shit about some1 uve known for almost 2 decades?! cool guy!

7:04 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

get off it son said...
Damn son, this is comedy.... Two washed up pros bitching on the internet. If I didn't know who you both were I'd think this was a bunch of 14 year olds. How about this, if you two have some beef or misunderstanding why don't you both grow some balls and talk it over face to face instead of letting it play out on the internet like two little kids....

Jamie you've turned into a kook, go read a bible and tell one of your riders to lipslide my cock. Clyde, you WERE funny, you USED TO be amusing, it was cool for a minute, but now you're just getting annoying and obnoxious, and probably paid from one of "Young Money's" hip ass sponsors. You're not that cool, and just because you're black it doesn't give you a "get out being really annoying and loving myself free" card. Get off your own dick.

PS: typing ridiculous amounts of sLaNg iS jUsT LiKe LiTtLe gIrLs wHo TyPe LiKe tHiS! Loose it homie.

3:51 AM


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

hmmm.. where should i start? ok. the beginning..

- how are we "washed up"? were both in publications. both DEFINANTLY still skate better than your e-motional ass. and you STILL know who we both are. cause youre obviously on the in'nuhnet lookin for a spot to leave comments. so... you lawst. badly... and, to add insult to injury. you left your feelings on the net, about 2 people you dont know. yeah.. you lawst, BADLY. now.. onto your other bytchfit..

- first off. nobody dont care if YOU think we "cool" yousa a hater. you aint 'poseta like nothin. THEN. you said something about the bible, followed up by a homoerotic dream of someone skating your genitals.. i mean.. damn, duke. whas ya life like? and for the record. none of "Young Moneys" sponsor pay me.. dont worry bout my pockets. worry bout why you such a hater, Scooby. 'scuse my French. but, real tawk- you should get some puzzy. do some push ups. suhn'tin! cause you got some deep rooted problems.

kick rocks, geekboy.

next!!

5:08 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

mick said...
By the way Clyde, have you even seen the poll on crailtap? A lot of people wanna hear more of your ridiculous crap that comes outta your mouth, wonder why that is?? Can wait to hear Welsh drop it.

9:37 AM


^^^^^^^^^^^^

nawll.. i dont look on the 'net like that. but Crailtap, and Welsh is my folks.. thas whassup. i got a plug in that joint? im 'poseta be "mad"? yall buggin..www.Crailtap.com, yall. thas whassup..

holla!

next!!!!

5:12 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

corey duffel said...
jesus clyde, you need to hang out with some black folks. all these years of hanging around with whitey have made you feel special for being a negro, do you think anyone thinks your that great or different cos of your skin tone? get over it, your hardly eldridge cleaver are you?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

whaddup "corey". good meeting you the other night. anyhow. WHY would i feel special being Black?

and oddly enough. i was talking to Lizard King yesterday, and he told me he was amongst a conversation whereas the subject was i was "racist". hmmm.. obviously, we both found the notion ridiculous. but anyhow..

which one is it? am i "racist", or "hang out with whitey too much"? interesting..

btw- what the fokk does Eldrige Cleaver have to do with anything? yall try too hard(n/h) sometimes..

next!!

5:21 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

internet geek kid said...
hahaha i used to read this blog cuz u had a funny take on shit... now i just read it to see what a fuckin loser u have become. talking shit about some1 uve known for almost 2 decades?! cool guy!

7:04 AM

^^^^^^^^^

"talking shyt on someone ive known for 2 decades..".. wow.. reading comprehension isnt your thing, i see.

btw- you read my blog to se what a "loser" i am? doesnt that make you a "loser" following a "loser".

i believe- you lawst.

next!!!

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