Thursday, May 08, 2008

gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies...

alright... sorry abut the absence, but i been hustlin like the Reagan era. actually. i only got a few minutes "off", so imma do this real prop'uhlized.. first off. take that, take that!

Game Rebellion Mixtape

and oh yeah.. Afro Punk 2008. its coming. the best of independent film, music, and now- skateboarding has been added to the event. im captain of the ship, and guess who im bringing...? here ya go.
Kellen James
Kenny Hughes
Nate Fantasia
Dominic Johnson
Alex Davis
Larelle Grey
Brandon Turner
Malcolm Watson
Thomas Wardlow
Ricky Webb
German Nieves
Shawn Owens
Dorien Wrenn
Mike Rosa
Jamal Smith
Jabari Pendleton
& Anthony Williams
..yup. and you heard it here- first! ill have all press info up early next week, but truth be told- its about to be a real Black Friday up in Brooklyn. i been skating damn near 20 years, and i aint NEVER seen this many brothers skateboarding in one place. EVER. i personally wanna take this time to thank EVERYONE involved with making this happen, and my man Blair Alley at Transworld for his upcoming "first whyte guy to get laid at Afro Punk" award. hey! its about to be history, Amerikka..! they can't stop me! turn that fokkin beat on!

thas possibly, the goodest clip- in evertivity.

before i move on. can we all agree, these are "da Bast" chips?


now.. before i get going any further. id like to address suhn'tin. recently, I'd dropped some editorial piFF titled, "10 Reasons to Hate Ryan Sheckler" in Transworld(while it may seem to be one thing, you might wanna read it before any of you clowns think im on "your side") well, it seems as if my man Jamie Thomas has a different taste towards ole Shecks.. from what i understand, Jamie thinks Ryan Sheckler is/has been "ruining skteboarding". hold on.. bwahahahahahahahahahhaahah! man. Young Money got yall out here, hatin talkin like Plies.! what da fokk, is this dude even talm'kin bout?!! now before i say this, i want everyone to know- Jamie and i go back like whyte bishes, with no ass. moving on. Jamie. I think you're a cool guy- but you waaaaaaaaaaaaay outta line here, fam. With all due respect, if you cant see how the "handrail/drawn out 50-50/long hair-minimal trick/4 minutes of the same, loud 5 tricks" phase RUINED skateboarding- YOU'D have to be kidding me. take it as you may, but thats the truth. a KID on tv, cant "ruin" skateboarding. actually- he could make it BETTER. its the older guys who complain about these younger cats, is whats REALLY ruining skateboarding. its basically- the whole "west coast hip-hop" treatment. and lemme explain that. if you follow hip-hop, you know theres been next to NO new talent coming out the west coast SINCE '96. same old dudes, hogging up the scene. and when someone new comes through- the older heads wanna "hate". NOW. im sure Mr. Thomas' attitude could stem from the same flack he was catching when he was blowing up on the scene, back in the mid-90's. so to "embrace" anything "new" could be quite foreign. but to act like YOU didn't notice the "change" you brought skateboarding(either positive, or negative), is like calling the kettle black. i just wanted to touch up on that.. i wish both these guys good luck moving forward, but Jamie- you dead wrong for this one.. leave that kid be, and concentrate more on sending ya riders "trick lists", and what clothes to wear while doing said tricks. no "beef". just the truth like Soljourner..

in this weeks "golly im gully" awards, we got "lil 'Git" aka Herc'uhlees, Herc'uhlees.. now. if this aint gully, i 'ont know what is.. roll the tape.

i almost cried.. and not because its "sad". but because this kid still aint got a damn cd, or "hood DVD" out. yall see the swag, in lil mans step?! and hold up- how the fokk was he allowed outside to do tv, and radio interviews? odd.. yet. gully.

i gotta run. too much work to finish up, then im on the road for the next 8 weeks. yup. got a event eh'rey week that im either hosting, or suhn'tin within that range of thaings... ill see some of yall in LA. and some of yall in Florida this weekend. Fokk! i wasnt supposed to say that! well. just dont tell Moms, ill be popping up in here church Sunday- and we're all good. yall be easy, and until next time... jeah!1

22 Comments:

Blogger Kill said...

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6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde,
I never said young blood was ruining skating.
I was misquoted and homie got bent. I had a conversation w/ D way about the direction of skateboarding and the corporatification of it and somehow he used me/a conversation we had as an example to try and get a point across to sheckler.
I talked to him and I called shecks to let em know even though I don't agree with all his choices etc..it's not my style and I have better shit to worry about that talkin pointless shit on him.

seems pretty jacked that you just took this and ran with it without getting some facts from your boy
...and then you felt it was your responsibility to put me in place by basically saying I ruined shit with 5 trick handrail parts and regertitating some half assed rumors about the way I run my shit.

It's cool though, I can take it.
Peace,
JT

4:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK SHECKLER...... AND FUCK JAMIE TOO.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Atony Blarns said...

JT gets much respect from me. JT cleared it all up for everyone and Clyde's bringing up some old ass shit. I wouldn't have even bothered to reply to Clyde's non-sense. When does he ever get his facts straight? From what I know about the dude, he's always popping off at the mouth WITHOUT THINKING, and thinks he's always white, I mean 'right'.

Props to the minority report though. Good concept.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous 0029 said...

5 tricks? jeez clyde, look who's talking. and also backing sheckler's wack ass is incredibly fucking lame. plz exit skateboarding immediately.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you really gotta wonder sometimes if clyde is joking about talking shit on people for not releasing parts in years and having small trick selections. you threw some shit down at the courthouse, you did a front heel over a table that was good as fuck, you did some pretty gnarly (but shit looking) tricks down hubba. this was all done over a decade ago. isnt it time to put the towel in? tim o connor doesnt even come off as bitter as you.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde, you write like a toddler.

A giant retarded toddler writing with a crayon and placemat.

9:56 PM  
Blogger MiniGreek said...

Clyde,
I sometimes read your ebonics riddled forum at the end of the occasional TSM issue, and I laugh. I'm usually takin a shit at the time and your articles give me the energy to blast out my last lil' Clydes into the bowl. After reading this blog, I really lost what little respect I had for you. Who would you say has had a more powerful impact on skateboarding, you or JT? I'm guessing your moms would say you, but thats probably it. Your hustle is tired, nobody cares, and from what I hear, YOU, not JT are the joke of this industry....

10:00 PM  
Blogger Brendan said...

JT > Clyde

1:53 AM  
Anonymous atony blarns said...

I want to sit here and defend clyde on this. I mean, who is really that stupid to say the shit he said and mean it? Dissing people without proof, going off pure speculation, and spitting out opinionated garbage about a person that's done more 'good' in skateboarding than anyone I can think of off hand.

I mean, it's just a joke guys. Clyde is trying to get a rise out of you. Only an idiot would say that shit and mean it, or at least a pussy for not being man enough to say it to JT's face. There's no waaaay clyde's serious.

But all an all I enjoyed the 'calling the kettle black' analogy. Like siting dudes trick selections as a basis for a diss. Even after knowing that EVERYONE ELSE knows that clyde's trick selection ends at fakie and front blunts.

Ha,Ha. You guys fell for his jokes again.


p.s. Don't hide behind the computer clyde. Just talk to your fans. We want to know how much you were 'just joking'.

yours truly,

Stan

12:19 PM  
Anonymous to minigreek said...

lil clydes? did you really just say that? you deserve a slap for that shit

7:37 PM  
Anonymous to minigreek said...

(no pun intended)

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Dirty Mick said...

I dont know which I prefer more, the blog or the comments

12:39 AM  
Anonymous gspills said...

seriously...there's enough hating in skateboarding these days and in the world for that matter...big up to clyde and big up to jamie

i've been watching both for years and they're hardly what's wrong with skateboarding.

7:54 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Atony Blarns said...

JT gets much respect from me. JT cleared it all up for everyone and Clyde's bringing up some old ass shit. I wouldn't have even bothered to reply to Clyde's non-sense. When does he ever get his facts straight? From what I know about the dude, he's always popping off at the mouth WITHOUT THINKING, and thinks he's always white, I mean 'right'.

Props to the minority report though. Good concept.


^^^^^^

*yawns*

"you been on my dyck.. you luh my style n!kka.."- Nas intro to "Ether"

walk it off. go outside. get some air. whens the last time you saw a puzzy? when ya moms was pushing you out?!

i swear. some uh yall is straight- pitiful.

9:46 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

0029 said...

5 tricks? jeez clyde, look who's talking. and also backing sheckler's wack ass is incredibly fucking lame. plz exit skateboarding immediately.

^^^^^^^^

another one of you guys.. how can i have a 13yr career. be hand-picked by some of your favorite pros to be on their teams, in theiir video parts, etc- and only have 5 tricks?!! bwahahahahahha

walk it off.. u seriously dont know what u speak on.

next!

9:56 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous said...

you really gotta wonder sometimes if clyde is joking about talking shit on people for not releasing parts in years and having small trick selections. you threw some shit down at the courthouse, you did a front heel over a table that was good as fuck, you did some pretty gnarly (but shit looking) tricks down hubba. this was all done over a decade ago. isnt it time to put the towel in? tim o connor doesnt even come off as bitter as you.

^^^^^^

whos "bitter". still work in skateboarding, no ones ever got a problem with what i say, and if they do- its always some "anonymous", faceless geekboy whos not accomplished .099% of what ive done(on, or off a skateboard). btw- WHY would i have a video part, when im not PRO? can u answer that? you know i wlaked away from skating professionally over 4yrs ago, right? but hold on.. what have YOU DONE? you trying to "call me out". lets look at YOUR RESUME. oh yeah- you dont got one. dumb ass..

so. me? bitter? take a lokk at ya'self.

next!

10:01 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

MiniGreek said...

Clyde,
I sometimes read your ebonics riddled forum at the end of the occasional TSM issue, and I laugh. I'm usually takin a shit at the time and your articles give me the energy to blast out my last lil' Clydes into the bowl. After reading this blog, I really lost what little respect I had for you. Who would you say has had a more powerful impact on skateboarding, you or JT? I'm guessing your moms would say you, but thats probably it. Your hustle is tired, nobody cares, and from what I hear, YOU, not JT are the joke of this industry....

^^^^^

umm.. i havent written for TSM, for over a year.

my "hustle" still pays more than you, your Moms, and the n!kka shes fukkin at the Cafeteria she works at.

btw- my Moms dont pay attention to skating like ya moms.. plus- she knows im NOT PRO, YET STILL MAKE MONEY IN THE INDUSTRY. whas ya life like? u seem type mad, Scooby..

what industry? im actually part of a few. and last time i checked- dudes who are a "joke", dont get the oppurtunities or the Stans like you, all heated over a blog..

you tell me who lost? you all on my blog, yet- no one dont know(or care) who YOU are? whos the real "joke" here?

get back to the drive thru, fam. them fries gettin cold while you reading this on ya mans sidekick..

10:11 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

atony blarns said...

I want to sit here and defend clyde on this. I mean, who is really that stupid to say the shit he said and mean it? Dissing people without proof, going off pure speculation, and spitting out opinionated garbage about a person that's done more 'good' in skateboarding than anyone I can think of off hand.

I mean, it's just a joke guys. Clyde is trying to get a rise out of you. Only an idiot would say that shit and mean it, or at least a pussy for not being man enough to say it to JT's face. There's no waaaay clyde's serious.

But all an all I enjoyed the 'calling the kettle black' analogy. Like siting dudes trick selections as a basis for a diss. Even after knowing that EVERYONE ELSE knows that clyde's trick selection ends at fakie and front blunts.

Ha,Ha. You guys fell for his jokes again.


p.s. Don't hide behind the computer clyde. Just talk to your fans. We want to know how much you were 'just joking'.

yours truly,

Stan

^^^^^^^^^

*yawns*

you really need some pussy.. i mean- BAD.

i know Jamiee. ill say the same thing to his, or anyones face. YOU? you're a faceless chump, dying inside for attention.

aas i said- you need some help. and when i say help- i mean pussy.

next...

10:13 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

gspills said...

seriously...there's enough hating in skateboarding these days and in the world for that matter...big up to clyde and big up to jamie

i've been watching both for years and they're hardly what's wrong with skateboarding.

^^^^^^^

finally. common sense prevails..

wann know ahts wrong with skateboarding- the internet. you can be a nameless, faceless geekboy and spam the sites with dumb shyt all day. then, when someone says something of truth re:their favorite skater, these geekbooys get all e-motional. its sad. half these cats wouldnt say, much less come 2ft near me or half the negative shyt you read on here(or any other blog,board, etc.)

thanks for having common sense.. someone please give this man the big piece of chicken!

peace, fam.

10:17 AM  
Blogger MiniGreek said...

umm.. i havent written for TSM, for over a year.

my "hustle" still pays more than you, your Moms, and the n!kka shes fukkin at the Cafeteria she works at.

btw- my Moms dont pay attention to skating like ya moms.. plus- she knows im NOT PRO, YET STILL MAKE MONEY IN THE INDUSTRY. whas ya life like? u seem type mad, Scooby..

what industry? im actually part of a few. and last time i checked- dudes who are a "joke", dont get the oppurtunities or the Stans like you, all heated over a blog..

you tell me who lost? you all on my blog, yet- no one dont know(or care) who YOU are? whos the real "joke" here?

get back to the drive thru, fam. them fries gettin cold while you reading this on ya mans sidekick..

Haha. WHo's heated? I was laughing at you while typing that meaningless reply. Who's the real mark, feeling the need to answer my post with some 8th grade disses on moms. Who's the real internet geek homey? You got a blog where you speak illiterally and think it's funny. Again, people aint laughing with you homey. And I got no problem droppin this info to you in person. Next time I see you washing my car as part of your "hustle" I'll tell you all this to your face, just before I give you your 50 cent tip. Your tired homey. Oh and I was talking about the skateboard industry obviously, cuz nobody knows what other "industries" you're a part of. ANd last but not least, you say you walked away from professional skateboarding 4 years ago? What cause you to leave? DUdes like JT are still doin it, runnin companies and shit. Oh I know! You didn't like the way your last Tech Deck ad came out so you "walked away". If I get fired from my "meaningless" job, can I tell people on my blog that I "walked away"?

3:22 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

minigreek said...

Haha. WHo's heated? I was laughing at you while typing that meaningless reply. Who's the real mark, feeling the need to answer my post with some 8th grade disses on moms. Who's the real internet geek homey? You got a blog where you speak illiterally and think it's funny. Again, people aint laughing with you homey. And I got no problem droppin this info to you in person. Next time I see you washing my car as part of your "hustle" I'll tell you all this to your face, just before I give you your 50 cent tip. Your tired homey. Oh and I was talking about the skateboard industry obviously, cuz nobody knows what other "industries" you're a part of. ANd last but not least, you say you walked away from professional skateboarding 4 years ago? What cause you to leave? DUdes like JT are still doin it, runnin companies and shit. Oh I know! You didn't like the way your last Tech Deck ad came out so you "walked away". If I get fired from my "meaningless" job, can I tell people on my blog that I "walked away"?

3:22 PM

so.. lemme get this right?

- you think skateboardings "maeningless", yet- you know/have followed my career more than my exes. read my articles while you shyt(no homo), and write me constantly on my blog?

bwahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahah...


"N!kka.. you BEEN on my d!ck.. you luuuuh my style(fukk Minigreeek)"- Nas, intro to Ether

Get the fokk outta my dickhairs, geekboy. and ill tell you what- my schedule is printed over at hustlemania.com.. you come through ANY of these events(thas if they let you off the fry cooker for long enough), and i swear before everything- ill knock ya fokkin teeth down ya throat. as TIP said, "Bring em out.. Bring em out.."

save ya lil "e-threats", ya lil we(a)kly checks from McDonalds. get on the plane, bus.. fokkk. bring ya momma '84 Chevette! but i GUARANTEE YOU WONT DO HALF THE SHYT YOU SAY. you'sa a geeekboy. you dont get pussy. you still buy magazines with me in em. you're a real life STAN!!!

furthermore, i wouldnt expect you to know what other industries i work for.. cause the shyt i do dont consist of the following:

-a salt & pepper shaker
-a smock
-clocking in and out

now. give ya mans his sidekick back, cause he gotta use his free minutes to see what time the next bus coming to pick yalla ass up..

"that shyt that make ya soul burn slow...."

4:39 PM  

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