Esk'nigmoes & other ig'nant shyt

in yesterdays blog, i questioned if there were a such thing as a Black eskimo. after doing some extensive research(i googled it..), ladies and gentleman- i present some Esk'nigmoes..


now tell me that aint some black folks. think not? ok, if you closely examine the photo, not ONE of those folks is standing within a 10ft reach of them dogs. and that, my friend, is the first sign of "blackness". then, if you look closer, you can even see the one dude on the left, gettin the fukk up outta there! that nikkuh was like, "un-uh... yall aint puttin me close to that big ass, werewolf!" bwaaahahahahahahaha. shout out to the Esk'nigmoes though. yall do the damn thaing, and holla if yall need a hookup on some wicker furniture for the crib'loo... or whatever yall call them shyts.

onto some ig'nant shyt. so Pacman Jones decides, not only is he going to Vegas for last weeks All-Star festivities, but he's also gonna take 81 thousand dollars in ones, and make it rain them hoes at the skrip club.. on some real shyt- who the fukk has 81k, in ONES! and call me crazy, but if you "making it rain" with 81 thousand dollar bills, doesnt that officially make it a "tundra" on them hoes? i thought so.. back to this ignorant, arcade named bum. from what i understand, he made it "rain on them hoes", and when the all stretch marks came to a halt, Pacman saw someone gobbling up his pellets, and smashed her head like any good dude would do. moral to this story- watch the all-star game from your crib, and if you wanna "make it rain", make it rain on a hoe thats going to the sto' for some beers. or you coulda been at home laughing at this, powerful piFF.. this shyt will never get old... roll the tape



hold on.. did he just call 50cent, "Bugs Monkey"?!?! bwaaahahahahahaahahahah.. this shyt should be on tv, weekly. these is classic. see, the simplest things in life can often be the funniest. like the name curtis, elongated for example. Cuuuurrrtttiissss! yeah, i know its childish, but i figure why grow up now. shyt, i been on spring break since '94, you think im 'bout to stop now? im out. big weekend, and a even bigger week next week. by the way- MINORITY REPORT IS OUT TODAY. jeah!