Monday, December 11, 2006

Roast piFF, Collie Weed & Cornbread

this blogs brought to you by igottheinternetgoingnuts and its associates. real quick. rob brink folks:

http://www.robbrink.com/2006/12/10/go-clyde-go/

i like that dude. he doesnt boogie board, and furthermore- he doesnt lack common sense.and whaddup to my man Lupe Fiasco on his GQ Man of the Year award. so while yall are still mad at dude for making a song about skating, im gonna continue to congratulate dude on not only his continued success(without mention of skateboarding), but for also not being called out by Lil Wayne. yeah man. in related news, "the best rapper alive" Lil Wayne has taken over presidential status on the FPM(FukkPharrellMovement). first off, i don't, nor would i even want to know Pharrell. at all. nor do i know Lil Wayne. what i do know is Wayne asked, "who the fukk is this guy(Pharrell)? you respect this guy?" now THAT, is some funny shit! he said- "do you respect him". wow! see, the best part about shit like this is when theres one grown man speaking to, or about another grown man, you somehow get other grown ass men involved who start talking reckless shit, just for the sake of being heard. i personally can't stand this ole Captain Kirk/Captain Save-a-hoe mentality, but it is what it is, i suppose. now in this case- it's the Clipse. uhh, shouldnt these guys be more worried about pushing Gold, and keeping a recording contract, than what someone said about their boss? then again, these are the same guys who said ,"Pharrells hood.. don't let him fool you. Pharrell's from the hood". jesus. Bill Cosby should've just called the show "Black people say the darndest things" and had rappers on it. back to the story. so these guys have been throwing shots at one another for the past few days, and no ones been shot by Pharrell yet, so we'll see where this goes. personally, if i were Pharrell, id throw up that ridiculous looking gang-sign and just teleport myself into Wayne's comfort zone. oh.. thats not what that signs for? damn. im dumb..

see this guy...
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see this book..
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GO BUY IT!! brush up on your reading skills. its also alot easier to read than myspace, if thats a good selling point. speaking of myspace, where the hells that photo on my previous blog? somebody done snitched'did on piFF. thats too bad. hey! there it is. look down! celebration bitches! looks like ill just have to pull out this one too...

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i dont know whats more wrong with that photo. the fact that Andy McDonalds even that close to the Gonz, the fact he wore a cotton billboard to a gallery opening, or the ultimate fact- he isnt supposed to have his phone on in a gallery. the last facts so easy, even a caveman can do it.

i forgot how piFF Lee "Scratch" Perry was until i picked up "Roast Fish, Collie Weed, & Cornbread" the other day. i also forgot i have to move out of the apt this week, so i gots shit to do this week like... put my shit in a bag and fly home or a premier? speaking of premiers, i lost my birth certificate & social at the Brooklyn premier(Enids) about 2 weeks ago. i also lost my phone, the charger, and a bunch of other expensive, random shit i'd conjured up that day, but obviously- my social & birth certificates something that you don't need floating around. needless to say, so im sitting at my girls house about a week ago, and i decide to do my monthly voicemail check. low and behold, its RB and he says they've found both my social & birth certificate at the bar and he needs an address to send it to. mind you- ive only flown across the country and back at least 6 times this year, w/no id whatsoever. hey. at least i found my phone.. im outta here. i got a book to work on. seriously this time though. jeah!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo, you just like lil wayne cuz he's your boy from the south. dude has been hot garbage ever since gillie tha kid stopped writing his rhymes for him and he's never even put out a studio album anywhere near the caliber of a clipse 'got it 4 cheap' mixtape. wasn't it you that posted a picture of weezy makin out w/ his 'daddy'? come on man, don't hate on the clipse cuz you got beef w/ pharrell or ice cream or TK or whoever. easy.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Jawn said...

is it just me or does that verizon sweater yell letterman jacket?

andy: "hey mark look at my new phone, it hasn't been released yet in america."
(note the phone was released in japan about 35 years ago)

mark: oh cool, how much did it cost you.

andy: oh not that much just my soul

6:54 PM  
Anonymous piffhuxtable said...

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7:33 AM  
Anonymous piff said...

Anonymous said...

yo, you just like lil wayne cuz he's your boy from the south. dude has been hot garbage ever since gillie tha kid stopped writing his rhymes for him and he's never even put out a studio album anywhere near the caliber of a clipse 'got it 4 cheap' mixtape. wasn't it you that posted a picture of weezy makin out w/ his 'daddy'? come on man, don't hate on the clipse cuz you got beef w/ pharrell or ice cream or TK or whoever. easy.

4:09 PM

tell em why you mad son! uh.. who the hells a Gillie the Kid?
and who says i got "beef" w/ice cream, TK or Pharrell? thinking somethings funny= "beef"? stop reaching man.

and yeah- i did have a picture of lil wayne(which was funny as hell) a few blogs back. so, that means i can't think what he says is funny? wow.

lastly, both the Clipse and Wayne are obviously talented. and if you wanna get into it- Gangsta Grills Dedication> I got It for Cheap. AND "Bling Bling" is not only a obviously larger hit than Grindin is, has been, or will be- its also in Websters dictionary. technically, i think Wayne won. true story. take care..

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lastly, both the Clipse and Wayne are obviously talented. and if you wanna get into it- Gangsta Grills Dedication> I got It for Cheap. AND "Bling Bling" is not only a obviously larger hit than Grindin is, has been, or will be- its also in Websters dictionary. technically, i think Wayne won. true story. take care..



i'm sayin, it just seems like you go out of your way to throw jabs at pharrell whenever you can for some reason. don't get it twisted, i personally don't give a fuck about that dude, but the clipse are cold man.

the phrase "bling, bling" actually came from B.G. and the track was hot cuz of a mannie fresh beat so lil weezy can't really claim that shit.

gillie tha kid is a dude from philly that was signed to cash money for years but never got put on cuz baby gave all of gillie's lyrics to wayne. he wrote everything lil wayne spit up to (and including) the carter 1. true story. be easy.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous ben said...

hey, did you happen to catch THIS one comment that was left on rob brink's page?

'i'm scared to leave it - niggers got cap guns and inside furniture on the outside porch Said,
December 11, 2006 @ 11:20 pm

clyde is like bitch hop rapping about chains and rims. everyone listens to him because hearing a dumb nigger with bad credit talk shit is cooler and i’ll admit, funnier, than anything else that actually makes sense

keep the black man where he belongs. on a leash and an uphill battle to anywhere but the basketball court. hahahahahahaa faggit. at least he’s not as stupid as all the cows who dig that lazy bitch on a girlfriend leash. you probably all got mike jones and lil flip on rotation and rent to own your cd player.'

just thought you might wanna see it and give someone a little ethering...

3:05 PM  

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