"some ole, smart, dumb cats..."- pretty tony
recently, i wrote a article in theSkateboardmag stating my opinion on Transworld Business'stupid ExposureMetermahjigglet. i simply stated that a)it was stupid(which it is..), and b)whoevers job it is, could you imagine this person explaining there job to another person. "yeah dude, i pretty much just go through skateboard magazines and count sticker placement, and labeling on skateboarders.. its pretty tight". exactly. as i said- its just, awesomely pathetic. and the thought of having a conversation about who gets the most "coverage" on a skateboard , is..... whats the word? oh yeah- sad. by the way, at least 90% of what you just read, is simply- fact. its also funny. some people cant take a joke...
wow.. they gave me my OWN SECTION!?!?!
SICK! MORE "EXPOSURE" FOR ME! I WIN!(and being in the business of "exposure", you should KNOW theres no such thing as "bad publicity/exposure". cmon man. id hope you'd AT LEAST be smarter than this?! youre killing me here.)
really quick- i wonder if they know im not a pro skater anymore? hmm? i mean- they ARE transworld business right? you'd think, at least THEY, if anyone, would know if i had a board on the market, or whom i ride for- right? and wasnt i the HOST of that Red Bull tour? call me crazy- but i dont think John Madden takes his pads & helmet to the game on Monday night, right?(although i did take my board, as i do everywhere i go) lets see here. one of us could be absolutely right? the other one of us- probably had their feelings hurt.. yall need a hug. a big one. while im at it- what up with the "word up" reference too? what the..? ooooh! i get it! how dumb of me! i'd personally go "jive turkey" or something in that range, or.... what the fukk. step it up man. and why didnt they address what & why i said that article, plus that job- straight SUCK? weird... lastly, in reference to my comparison to K-Fed & Nick Lachey... uh.... say what u want, but we all got better JOBS, better girls, and lastly- better LIVES than a guy who counts stickers and logo placement in skateboard magazines. pa-fukkin-thetic huh? get the fukk outta here! this message has been brought to you by-"ipromisenottousemyeditorialcolumndissingtheseworthlessfukks" and its associates. these views and reflections have nothing to do with the nice folks over at Transworld Skateboarding or any of their employees, besides this pathetic Stan.(if you want a reference to "Stan", look two blogs down)
so thats it- im gonna start rapping. tomorrow though. i got a slight hangover, and personally dont feel like puffing blunts at the studio and playing Madden all night tonight
BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE- it has come to our knowledge, that the guy who wrote that article, and didnt leave his name, that said individual is a BOOGIE BOARDER. wow. he's literally- NOT A STAND UP GUY FOLKS...
okay. i wanna warn you ahead of time. what you're about to see is REALLY funny, and its in no way meant to harm whomever, or their feelings in anyway whatsoever..
uh.... WOW. now i KNOW FOR A FACT that Ryan Sheckler's NOT GAY. Ive met his girlfriend- and shes fine, AND shes also has a good job. back to the photo. so my friend emailed this to me earlier, plus a photo of Andy McDonald wearing a Verizon tee-shirt, typing on some Verizon phone at a Mark Gonzales gallery opening. after going into complete shock, as im sure you will once you've seen this, i emailed it to some friends and this is some of the reponses i got.
"i dont even mind gay people, ijust hate gay people like THAT.."- monihan
"does it looks suspect?! there's a whole slew of dudes drinking with their shirts off.. its fuckin December! waaaaay suspect"- lance
feel free to throw some comments back. im also gonna post this @ myspace.com/clydesingleton, so feel free to add any comments there as well. im sorry but this shits way too funny to pass up. im out. jeah!
EDIT: 12:25AM. I IN NO WAY WANT ANYONE THINKING I IN ANYWAY IMPLIED THAT RYAN SHECKLER WAS ANYTHING.. WHAT THE.... ITS A FUNNY PICTURE PEOPLE?! I SAID HES NOT GAY IN REFERENCE TO WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE PICTURE. I KNOW AND RESPECT RYAN VERY MUCH AND DONT WANT SOMETHING LIKE A FUNNY PICTURE TO GET BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE LURKING THE INTERNET... now ill lay off the caps..
wow.. they gave me my OWN SECTION!?!?!
SICK! MORE "EXPOSURE" FOR ME! I WIN!(and being in the business of "exposure", you should KNOW theres no such thing as "bad publicity/exposure". cmon man. id hope you'd AT LEAST be smarter than this?! youre killing me here.)
really quick- i wonder if they know im not a pro skater anymore? hmm? i mean- they ARE transworld business right? you'd think, at least THEY, if anyone, would know if i had a board on the market, or whom i ride for- right? and wasnt i the HOST of that Red Bull tour? call me crazy- but i dont think John Madden takes his pads & helmet to the game on Monday night, right?(although i did take my board, as i do everywhere i go) lets see here. one of us could be absolutely right? the other one of us- probably had their feelings hurt.. yall need a hug. a big one. while im at it- what up with the "word up" reference too? what the..? ooooh! i get it! how dumb of me! i'd personally go "jive turkey" or something in that range, or.... what the fukk. step it up man. and why didnt they address what & why i said that article, plus that job- straight SUCK? weird... lastly, in reference to my comparison to K-Fed & Nick Lachey... uh.... say what u want, but we all got better JOBS, better girls, and lastly- better LIVES than a guy who counts stickers and logo placement in skateboard magazines. pa-fukkin-thetic huh? get the fukk outta here! this message has been brought to you by-"ipromisenottousemyeditorialcolumndissingtheseworthlessfukks" and its associates. these views and reflections have nothing to do with the nice folks over at Transworld Skateboarding or any of their employees, besides this pathetic Stan.(if you want a reference to "Stan", look two blogs down)
so thats it- im gonna start rapping. tomorrow though. i got a slight hangover, and personally dont feel like puffing blunts at the studio and playing Madden all night tonight
BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE- it has come to our knowledge, that the guy who wrote that article, and didnt leave his name, that said individual is a BOOGIE BOARDER. wow. he's literally- NOT A STAND UP GUY FOLKS...
okay. i wanna warn you ahead of time. what you're about to see is REALLY funny, and its in no way meant to harm whomever, or their feelings in anyway whatsoever..
uh.... WOW. now i KNOW FOR A FACT that Ryan Sheckler's NOT GAY. Ive met his girlfriend- and shes fine, AND shes also has a good job. back to the photo. so my friend emailed this to me earlier, plus a photo of Andy McDonald wearing a Verizon tee-shirt, typing on some Verizon phone at a Mark Gonzales gallery opening. after going into complete shock, as im sure you will once you've seen this, i emailed it to some friends and this is some of the reponses i got.
"i dont even mind gay people, ijust hate gay people like THAT.."- monihan
"does it looks suspect?! there's a whole slew of dudes drinking with their shirts off.. its fuckin December! waaaaay suspect"- lance
feel free to throw some comments back. im also gonna post this @ myspace.com/clydesingleton, so feel free to add any comments there as well. im sorry but this shits way too funny to pass up. im out. jeah!
EDIT: 12:25AM. I IN NO WAY WANT ANYONE THINKING I IN ANYWAY IMPLIED THAT RYAN SHECKLER WAS ANYTHING.. WHAT THE.... ITS A FUNNY PICTURE PEOPLE?! I SAID HES NOT GAY IN REFERENCE TO WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE PICTURE. I KNOW AND RESPECT RYAN VERY MUCH AND DONT WANT SOMETHING LIKE A FUNNY PICTURE TO GET BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE LURKING THE INTERNET... now ill lay off the caps..
posted by piff huxtable at 6:47 PM
19 Comments:
yeah that meter is pretty damn redicilous, its hard to believe its not some kind of sick joke.
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I wasn't aware Chris Cole was homeboys with the Gotti brothers.
First girl jeans then this? Not sure about that Sheckler cat.
Wow, thats pretty bad. Could be worse though, at least all their pants are on.
AYo piFF, they didn't even spell that Og de Souza nikkas name right.
YOU CAN NEVER BEAT CLYDE YOU WROTE HIM HIS OWN SECTION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CANT STOP THE PIFF
orange county?
it's kind of amazing they would be so sensitive to a subject of product exposure in magazines..i think anyone who skates for the love of skating would see what a silly thing it is to take this so seriously.. skateboarding, in essence, is and never really was a commodification sport, rather the opposite. though it's good to keep it alive and for skaters to benefit from the mainstreams interest.. it should not be taken so seriously though. there's my 2 cents...
Haha Clyde. I'm sure you don't think ryan is gay, is that why the picture is only named shecklerisafag.jpg ?
I'll agree though. The guy on the right of sheckler looks like a straight up fag too. spikey gelled hair, err OK. good post.
re: darren
uhh.. not to be rude, but doesnt the blog say "someone emailed me this photo earlier..."? not responsible for whatever it was named. sorry. thanks for the props though. jeah!
ah. OK, good point. Still gay though. Is the minority report flick ever going hit South African shores?
yes.. itll also be in North African shores as well. i got a quick question- why does everyone think minority means black? i had no idea minority had a definitive color associated with it.. strange huh.
Shit, I don't know? If we are putting colors to the word minority, then it'll be a white video in africa? People are plain stupid. Since when did race become an issue in skateboarding anyway?
You can't tell me this isn't a little gay
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8244925/c/2116.html
why would you even pretend to respect ryan sheckler?
When you said "by the way, at least 90% of what you just read, is simply- fact. its also funny. some people cant take a joke... " was that in reference to the Transworld guy or yourself?
alex from the nati......yo this shit is so phucking funny i spit out all of my gripos chips....RS is a worst nikkah for letting all them guys hug on him like that.....good thing he aint in jail...fresh meat on the line for that whitie...
Anonymous said...
When you said "by the way, at least 90% of what you just read, is simply- fact. its also funny. some people cant take a joke... " was that in reference to the Transworld guy or yourself?
^^^^^^^^
i would answer this, but its self-explanatory this persons not good at reading a sentence..
Shit, that transworld shit is out of control. I'm glad you called them out for their bullshit. IT shows whos the real man.
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