u can be "crazy"...., just don't be insane.

fukk it. imma say it. diddy, piffy, p.drizzle or whatever the fukk dudes name is- is cool. he started off as a promoter, and now the dude does everything from run a marathon, to somehow looking cool dancing around w/a toothpick like Bugs Bunny. how..? because, im telling you- this n!ggas cool. he's like the Black Fonz, that still, has somehow- not jumped the shark. amazing. im honestly convinced, and theres no way you could tell me less, actually im COMPLETLY convinced that Piffy can do the loop on a skateboard. speaking of skateboarding, Dalgart sent me this..



wow. was i first?! gaaaaaawwwwwdamn!!! oh yeah- i forgot to mention Minority Report recently huh? hmm. the video's being co-sponsored by theSkateboardmag, which pretty much means- i win from the jump. Venture Trucks, DGK, theHundreds, Brooklyn Projects, NJSkateshop, and Zoo York will also be sponsoring the project as well. yep. i said Zoo York... that must suck huh. thats llike Jay & Nas doing that peace treaty concert last year. i suggest some folks follow my lead, cause lets be serious here- my ego aint getting me off Sheltons couch no time soon. like Piffy said, "you can be crazy.. just dont be insane!" so me & Zoo's- all piff again. jeah! there'll also be a special guest appearance by Stevie Williams, as well as new promos by Zoo York, Brooklyn Projects, and a few other suprises... hold on. "baaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!!!!". alrite. im back. damn lifes great!!!

random story. so me, my girl and her friend are having a conversation to the tone of ,"...whens the last time you kicked someones ass?" my girl, without missing a beat, goes-"you mean outside of a ring..?" uhh.. uhh.. damn?!! im glad she's going here w/me this weekend:



anybody think about getting too frisky, go back and read the sentence above this flyer. both myself and Sal Barbier will be dueling it out on the mic(Sals emcee for the goof troop, me- the winning squad, i mean regular).,the beastie boys are playing saturday night, plus every pro skater in the universe will be there. there'll also be the stinch of weenie water in the air. get down there! its FREE, whens the last time you saw a good concert & skating in the same day, and lastly- this could quite possibly be the last good contest in skateboarding. true story..

anyone see the guy from florida who, like the Crocodile Hunter, got poked in the heart by a stingray? wow. i wonder how many more dumbasses its gonna take to realize theres no such thing as Aquaman. in related news, i heard there was a squid who threw up, "inky" in all black, on the bottom on a carrier ship..

i got things to do, like eat this tuna sandwich i ordered Monday night, then wash it down w/this tasty Coke thats been open on the coffee table since Sunday.. then, ill walk to the store, by more food, eat a bite, leave the soda open, and repeat in 3 days. jeah!