how to spot a LAme broad
since my last post, its come to light that Yimmy DID somewhat know what he was talkin about.. so for all you Dipset fans out there- roll the tape boys...
i honestly, have not one word to say about this. actually, i do. i got 3.. its so... well. its.. well, gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwdamn! my respect for Dipset has hit the same mindstate, as when i found out wrestling was fake. see, theres a few things in this world that absolutely just suck. one of ems a "hip-hop rollerblader", and the others a grown ass man rollerblading around with his knees locked together spinning and shit. i thought id never hear myself saying this- but i think Dipset straight lost on this one. at least they still make good mixtapes..
in unrelated news, i skated w/Steve Olson yesterday, and i feel as if everyone should know that. you should also know, although ive skated more in the last month than i have in the last year, i still somehow, DON'T own a skateboard! hey, it could be worse. i could be as dumb as the bitches that came by in the middle of the night w/Shelton. hmm. wanna know how you can spot a chick from LA? heres some tips
-they're probably wearing some cheap ass boots, with ashy calfs
-they're so dumb & annoying, that they usually talk themselves out of gettin some dick
-they're usually shaped like marsupials
-they travel in packs of 2-4, and the breakdown consist of: a fat one, a bitch who thinks shes cute but has a fuzzy face, one whos so old her body got a ticket for parking itself in menopause for so long, and finally- the cheap slut.
so these LAme ass broads not only come over & just fukk the mood up, one bitch fell out of the chair(?) into the wall, and to add insult to injury, i asked one of the broads if they wanted some kool-aid, and i swear to everything she goes, "... uhh.. whats kool-aid?" moral to this story- there is none. these bitches were dumb, ugly and didnt know what kool-aid was. it was like hanging out with a modern day cavewoman..
im outta here. its football sunday, and theres a case of team juice in the fridge that needith be polish't. if you need a few more good laughs, go back and read the paragraph about the LAme broads & repeat 3/4 times.. until tomorrow, yall be easy.
i honestly, have not one word to say about this. actually, i do. i got 3.. its so... well. its.. well, gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwdamn! my respect for Dipset has hit the same mindstate, as when i found out wrestling was fake. see, theres a few things in this world that absolutely just suck. one of ems a "hip-hop rollerblader", and the others a grown ass man rollerblading around with his knees locked together spinning and shit. i thought id never hear myself saying this- but i think Dipset straight lost on this one. at least they still make good mixtapes..
in unrelated news, i skated w/Steve Olson yesterday, and i feel as if everyone should know that. you should also know, although ive skated more in the last month than i have in the last year, i still somehow, DON'T own a skateboard! hey, it could be worse. i could be as dumb as the bitches that came by in the middle of the night w/Shelton. hmm. wanna know how you can spot a chick from LA? heres some tips
-they're probably wearing some cheap ass boots, with ashy calfs
-they're so dumb & annoying, that they usually talk themselves out of gettin some dick
-they're usually shaped like marsupials
-they travel in packs of 2-4, and the breakdown consist of: a fat one, a bitch who thinks shes cute but has a fuzzy face, one whos so old her body got a ticket for parking itself in menopause for so long, and finally- the cheap slut.
so these LAme ass broads not only come over & just fukk the mood up, one bitch fell out of the chair(?) into the wall, and to add insult to injury, i asked one of the broads if they wanted some kool-aid, and i swear to everything she goes, "... uhh.. whats kool-aid?" moral to this story- there is none. these bitches were dumb, ugly and didnt know what kool-aid was. it was like hanging out with a modern day cavewoman..
im outta here. its football sunday, and theres a case of team juice in the fridge that needith be polish't. if you need a few more good laughs, go back and read the paragraph about the LAme broads & repeat 3/4 times.. until tomorrow, yall be easy.
posted by piff huxtable at 1:29 PM
2 Comments:
almosttc said...
there is nothing better then walking into your favorite margarita spot on a saturday afternoon and being able to here this story first hand
straight from PIFF,and another one of his partners in crime
and then relizing that most of us don't have enough money to cover the 2000 margaritas that we ordered
and then leaving the lame ass broad with the fake tits and no ass a $15 tip
life sucks wear a helmet
9:11 AM
she did have a ass.. it just started on the back of her neck & extended to her calf region.
Steve Olsen who rode for Shorty's from the Fulfill the Dream - Guilty era or the legendary pool ripper?
I urge you to hit me back with the answer. I slept at the Shorty's Steve Olsen's place for 2 weeks in San Diego, and used one of his gigantic sweatsuits as a pillow.
PEACE
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