Thursday, January 03, 2008

im steppin in harder this year...

pardon my absence, but on some real tawkery- i actually been on "spring break" since this piFFlery hit Video Music Box.. axe my real brother, KT. he 'ont lie! man, roll the gawt damn tape...

there aint nuthin in the world gooder than when he mush'did Hurricane G. Red' probly had her weave sittin at a 45degree axis, like a mul'phukkin beret! can i get a "Amen"?

so... recently, Amish and I were given some dude named "MF Doom"s mask.. im personally not into weirdo azz rappers, so excuse me for not knowing about this R-Kelly azz nikka.. anyhow, "Dooms" mask needed some repairs, as the gem had fallen out the forehead due to the strain he put on the metal while rhyming the word "apocalypse", with "7-11 Nacho dip". so, Dooms manager hands over the mask, and his only "request" is that "that sh!t better not be in no photos, blogs, whatever.. im serious." him must not know me very well. first thing i did when i reached the crib, was put the mask on, and take flicks. real tawk- HOOOOLY SHYT, does this nikkas mask smell like a used, Negro League glove! whas this dude wash his face with- a old sock? upon further investigation, not only did i find out it was actually Russell Crowes mask from the Gladiator, but that this dude Doom also has imposters who lip-sync at his show.. now. before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, lemme show u something.. okay. see this guy?
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uhh, thas not "Doom". now.. you see that scar on his right hand? okay- hold that thought... now, see this guy?
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look at the right hand.. i close my case. word to Mrs. Caroline on First 48.

ok.. im gonna do something unappropiate, but i bet NOBODY says anything.. so the other day, i got this photo
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and.. well. i just wanted the world to know- i got that photo. no harm, no foul right?

i heard it was some bums out there talm bout they got "da Bast blog".. bwahahahhaahahaha.. fa'real. how is a blog with a bunch of dudes wearing funny lookin cotton fukkin wit me? real tawk? im saying.. then i always come through with some shyt like this for instance.. you see that? now you tell me- where the fukk else you gonna find a lank, so you can track any cellhpone? Beyonces "hot pocket"? Redman's "Hardcore" promo? fa'real, yall aint fukkin with me. "im on the top flo', no neighbors.." ya smell my cologne? and whaddup to my man Jimmmy "Swagger" Gorecki.. i see you folk.

anybody seen Ice-Ts wife's, tittays? hollatchaboi.. is it me, or her nipples look like pimento loaf? what?

in unrelated news, for all you haters out there- ive found you some solice. what i have here is a map of ALL the hate groups in the US. pick your poison. and if you see your "group"(ie:magazines, companies, your girl, my exes, etc) aint on there- well, im sure you can be added. step ya hate game up, folks. you only got 4 years left! bums...

in closing.. hold on.. i forgot to play a video! new shit! Lupe & Gemnini- We On.. lets go!

well gaaaaaaaaawdamn! i was bumpin the song last summer, but.. but.. DAYUM, that shyt is "bang-a-gong"!!! i mean, this n!kka said, "us taking it light, is taking it too far.."?! imma go ahead and say that songs official- dope boy fresh. im also gonna go ahead and get up outta the crib.. i gotta go to my managers to "discuss things", and get some money. then, i may go to Andrew Reynolds and knock out this interview. or maybe ill go by Jackass studios. or skate the bowl at Supreme.. or.. maybe ill just bring my ass back home, make some more money. and before i go- to everyone writing in asking me "what happened to Clydes Corner..", well the answer is... actually. imma let them tell yall. "this is chess. not checkers.." im out.. jeah!

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You jus been knock'd down a notch in my book raggin on DOOM like that, as a REAL piFF would say, what the fukkery???, do your fuckin homework.

1:07 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous said...

You jus been knock'd down a notch in my book raggin on DOOM like that, as a REAL piFF would say, what the fukkery???, do your fuckin homework.

1:07 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^

this clown.. real talk- didnt i just say, "im on the top flo', no neighbors"? with that said- fukk you, and that weirdo ass, R-Kelly mask wearing-never rappin at his own shows azz nukka. i support REAL artist.. not these milli vanilli azz weirdos.. dont be mad at me cause you favorite rappers been ripping you off for years. now go kick rocks, and get that new Shawty Lo. chuuch.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anthony Barns said...

Ok, first off, dude was right. Do your f-in' hip hop homework. If you don't know shit, then don't act like you do, cause it makes you look dumb. Next, your shit is pretty funny, but that's besides the fact. Finally though, I just thought that you were too lazy to get off the couch from playing madden and smoking 'piff' to take the time out of your day to make money as far as keeping up with the article. How do you get jobs when you have zero work ethic? Or is shit talking part of that inconsistent work ethic? Tell your sugar daddy I wan a job too. Just asking...

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Buck said...

You realize that Ghostface and MF Doom have an album coming out right?

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Matt Wes said...

i thought you used the cover of KMD's black bastards on your decks and shit... MF is Zev Love X.

not hating... just confused.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Baby Cujo said...

I've seen Doom "Live" 4 times.
Twice in Atlanta, Once at Scribble Jam and a show in NYC.

In Atlanta he was about 5'6" 200 lbs.
Scribble Jam he was about 6'1" 300 lbs.
That fool did his set with the lights out in NYC.

Doom is about as real as Ned from the Bubba The Love Sponge.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man piff, you a strange dude, you fucks wit the board bangers, but not mf doom, then first you against lupe and pharrell now you down for them, i guess real niggas do change

but real talk man, how come aint nobody put minority report on google video yet mayne

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MF Doom is mad over rated anyhow.

Its a fact he has different people lip his shows for him. Hate it or not, Piff nailed it on the head.

7:49 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anthony Barns said...

Ok, first off, dude was right. Do your f-in' hip hop homework. If you don't know shit, then don't act like you do, cause it makes you look dumb. Next, your shit is pretty funny, but that's besides the fact. Finally though, I just thought that you were too lazy to get off the couch from playing madden and smoking 'piff' to take the time out of your day to make money as far as keeping up with the article. How do you get jobs when you have zero work ethic? Or is shit talking part of that inconsistent work ethic? Tell your sugar daddy I wan a job too. Just asking...

12:43 PM

^^^^^^^^
this e-motional feggit.. what a clown...first off- you know i do more by 10am, than u can THINK about doing in a week. secondly- who the fukk is you, B? fareal? tell me yo address, so i can personally come see you,and make an example outta you. dont worry- i got the time,money, and energy to do so, then blog about it- for free. chump. get out my blog, and go bump the Milli Vanilli of hip-hop. youre favorite rappers a CLOWN, plus- HES BEEN RIPPING YOU OFF FOR YEARS..YOU MAD SCOOBY? bwahahahahahaah. now go play somewhere. this chicken talk goin on around here, Scooby. yo swags levels waaaaaaaay too low to even carry on any further.

2:04 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

and by the way- I DONT WORK FOR THESKATEBOARDMAG... SOMEBODY INFORM THESE E-MOTIONAL CLOWNS. STAINK YOU VERY MUCH

2:06 PM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Anonymous said...

man piff, you a strange dude, you fucks wit the board bangers, but not mf doom, then first you against lupe and pharrell now you down for them, i guess real niggas do change

but real talk man, how come aint nobody put minority report on google video yet mayne

8:17 AM

^^^^^^^^^
and... Jay and Nas had "beef". they cool now. Nas not a "real nigga" no more? whaddadumbass... its called "growing up",B. "real niggaz" grow the fukk up. but maybe you dont know any though..

as far as my video being on google- its called "technology". real talk- some of you guys arent very intellegent it seems..

2:29 PM  
Anonymous PWC said...

THATS NOT DOOM...I HAVE A PIC....I COULDNT FIND YOUR MYSPACE PAGE TO LEAVE THE COMMENT...KEEP DOIN IT HOMIE...1

-WOODY

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Scuddah!!! said...

doom has fakes lip syncs his shows so he can work on his albums n shit
hes got madvilliany 2 comin
thats shit with ghost
and he has his solo shit droppin
for tha love of hip hop!!!

10:48 AM  

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