Monday, July 23, 2007

this centuries "James Blogwin"

i got up this morning @ exactly 7:56am, moved the whip outta the metered, and immediately drove around for another 30 minutes blasting this brilliantly, ig'nant song...

then i came home, had pizza, chicken kickers & coffee for breakfast- and fell back asleep until 2.. what?! "oh nikka u mad.. oh-u cant do that..".. oh yeah- im bout to go play golf. again. and with that said- id like the world to know, my money is officially doing financial aerobics. i 'ont even know what you talm bout. so... hows that myspace page going? real talk- yall know myspace DOESNT sponsor, or pay people, right? neither does puttin footage of you skating on the innuh'net. but- on the contrary, if you got some shat like this on the innuh'net... you might be able to cake like i do. man, does anybody know how much them shats is really worth? if so- i still got a brand new pair sitting on top of my speakers, and i swear before Lawd, ill sell them shats. Dalgarts got some too... too bad them shats is size fit'eehn. dizamn! fit'eehn! if you wear a size fit'eehn, and you dont already get free whatever-you-want, your Pops shoulda wiped you off on a napkin. real walkie talkie..

well, holy fokkin shat..

hold on.. why couldnt he make their faqquitry disappear? hmmm.. besides that being possibly one of the funniest things i never seen't, if you've been paying attention- i think i just made up whats to be my 3rd ebonic of this blog. should i just go ahead & coin myself this centuries "James Blogwin". well gaht dayum, i done did it again! i tried to told yall, "you Biggie, and im Puff.."

before i forget, i wanna also give a shout out to Brando's dog, the Maxican dude who did a hit & run in front of my apartment complex this weekend, and the cat in Muh'lissa Grandmas backyard that got his ass whooped yesterday by a dog, and came back today with 3 other cats on some ,"hey nikka, im Garfield. whaddup now...? " shat. oh yeah, and the crazy Negro whos been spotted near the corner liquor store the past week. i seen dude Saturday, and this crazy ass nikka was wearing a fukkin old ladies summer dress(?), & rockin what seemed to be a afro. smmfh.. so today, i was moving my whip, and outta nowhere, here comes this nikka out into the pedestrian lane- with a hot ass leather mini-skirt! this nikka look'ted like if Ike got caught playing in Tinas closet, and she kicked him out the crib.. real talk- i should've "accidentally" punched the gas, and put the poor brother outta his misery.

and good lookin out to my man Zach, who shot that piFF grind in the Supreme bowl, and sent me this creepy ass photo...

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thanks Zach.. youve officially scared me outta my own blog.. yall have fun looking at all the random shyt on here. me- ill be in LBC @ the Rec Room. video premier, alcohol, and im back to the city. Got a skateboard interview to start on, a board company to officially kick off, and a some ashy nikkas wearing leather minskirts to smh at about..

"im runnin the streets man... im bringing the heat man..(i, i get it)".. im out. jeah!


Anonymous twist said...

yo fire fox is fuckin great...alll i have to do is type piff huxtable and it goes straight to your page

but anyway you need to see if you can get you in a videogame. . . secret unlockable character

12:54 PM  
Blogger Zack said...

oh snap! special character piff. fully tilted maddness.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do i get ahold of one of your minority report decks? thanks,

hit me up, i'll buy a couple.

1:15 PM  

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