Wednesday, May 30, 2007

who's losing the human race: pt 4r

first off.. its about to be a loooooooong, hot summer. so if your shaped like any of the following:
-small water mammal
-marsupial
-Milk Dud w/limbs
-a baby hippos, leg

please refrain from wearing anything that'll show any part of your body from the neck down. and while im at- what the frukk happened to this nikkuh!?!.. bwaaahahahahaahha.. im back! roll the fukkin tape!



dumb bish.. talm bout being the "butt" of a joke. damn. so, who else watched the Martin marathon that night. i did. and just because- congratulations to Rampage Jackson for thawing the "Ice Man" in less than 2 minutes, last weekend. for those who dont know- that was the 2ND time he whupped Chucks ass. this time though, he did it at "Chucks house", to make the shyt a little more personal. to be honest- theres nothing more discouraging, or personal to a man, than to get his ass whooped in front of his wife/girl, his kids, or house. chuck lumped all three into 1:53. damn..

really quik- whats disturbing about this Beanie Sigel clip....



okay. who wants to speak first. no one..?!?! its cool. i'll start with- DRUGS. stay off em, and u wont have to make "excuses" for doing shyt on this level of faggotry. i showed my friend Russell this, and this was his reply:
"I don't care HOW high you are, it was hard to watch. and that dude was not lyrically awesome enough to elicit that type of man-love..."- Russell Bongard.
Russells one of the funniest people on the planet earth, and today we successfully hooked up my friend Michelle, with his hairy, scumbag of a fukk boss/friend who tries to get my girl everytime hes around- Marcus. why we did this, is beyond me. then again- in unrelated news, i think im bout to be getting tons of free porn! plus getting paid to write about it! i guess today was one of them days.. speaking of which...

since my 2 previous blogs, its come to my attention that ive been let go(fired) from not only my duties at a few skateboard publications, but all my corporate sponsors, as well as TV slots, etc.. yeah. its a wrap folks... now, if you're dumb enough to actually believe that, you're probly dumb enough to actually believe i wasn't sitting in a bar next to the same contest, with (insert name here) while that same contest was going on, discussing the same thing i wrote about. now, does it make sense why i do what i do, or should i have to explain everything? and by the way- i got MORE jobs, and money since then. shyt, i even got a new crib on the top floor! so to you wishing my downfall, good luck. 'cause like P said, "Gods my boss.. so, i 'ont even know what yall talm bout." with that said- i will be on tour, and tv- ALL SUMMER. as a matter uh fact- i gotta take this business call... i told you it was gonna be a looooong, hot summer. be easy, yall. jeah!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Dusty said...

That Beanie Clip makes "State Property 2" seem like it was a good idea. I just dont know Beanie, somehow, regardless of being a frequent black-out Drunk I have managed to avoid whispering sweet little "Jeah's" in my friends ear.

Shit is suspect.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Russell said...

Oh, that reminds me, Marcus was also asking if you have any sisters. He would very much like to meet them.

11:09 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

Dusty said...

That Beanie Clip makes "State Property 2" seem like it was a good idea. I just dont know Beanie, somehow, regardless of being a frequent black-out Drunk I have managed to avoid whispering sweet little "Jeah's" in my friends ear.

Shit is suspect.

9:05 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i personally dont know the cat either.. someone sent me the clip, and honestly- its possibly one of the funniest/most uncomfortable things ive ever seen. you heard that new Beanie track though?

here ya go http://www.zshare.net/audio/2096327e515362/

jeah!

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWM2F3ViEzE

Please peep this one out.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

I also somehow avoid trying to kiss my guy-friends. That dude was bobbing and weaving like Mayweather--Beanie almost Cash Monied him!

2:19 PM  

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