who's losing the human race: pt 4r
first off.. its about to be a loooooooong, hot summer. so if your shaped like any of the following:
-small water mammal
-marsupial
-Milk Dud w/limbs
-a baby hippos, leg
please refrain from wearing anything that'll show any part of your body from the neck down. and while im at- what the frukk happened to this nikkuh!?!.. bwaaahahahahaahha.. im back! roll the fukkin tape!
dumb bish.. talm bout being the "butt" of a joke. damn. so, who else watched the Martin marathon that night. i did. and just because- congratulations to Rampage Jackson for thawing the "Ice Man" in less than 2 minutes, last weekend. for those who dont know- that was the 2ND time he whupped Chucks ass. this time though, he did it at "Chucks house", to make the shyt a little more personal. to be honest- theres nothing more discouraging, or personal to a man, than to get his ass whooped in front of his wife/girl, his kids, or house. chuck lumped all three into 1:53. damn..
really quik- whats disturbing about this Beanie Sigel clip....
okay. who wants to speak first. no one..?!?! its cool. i'll start with- DRUGS. stay off em, and u wont have to make "excuses" for doing shyt on this level of faggotry. i showed my friend Russell this, and this was his reply:
"I don't care HOW high you are, it was hard to watch. and that dude was not lyrically awesome enough to elicit that type of man-love..."- Russell Bongard.
Russells one of the funniest people on the planet earth, and today we successfully hooked up my friend Michelle, with his hairy, scumbag of a fukk boss/friend who tries to get my girl everytime hes around- Marcus. why we did this, is beyond me. then again- in unrelated news, i think im bout to be getting tons of free porn! plus getting paid to write about it! i guess today was one of them days.. speaking of which...
since my 2 previous blogs, its come to my attention that ive been let go(fired) from not only my duties at a few skateboard publications, but all my corporate sponsors, as well as TV slots, etc.. yeah. its a wrap folks... now, if you're dumb enough to actually believe that, you're probly dumb enough to actually believe i wasn't sitting in a bar next to the same contest, with (insert name here) while that same contest was going on, discussing the same thing i wrote about. now, does it make sense why i do what i do, or should i have to explain everything? and by the way- i got MORE jobs, and money since then. shyt, i even got a new crib on the top floor! so to you wishing my downfall, good luck. 'cause like P said, "Gods my boss.. so, i 'ont even know what yall talm bout." with that said- i will be on tour, and tv- ALL SUMMER. as a matter uh fact- i gotta take this business call... i told you it was gonna be a looooong, hot summer. be easy, yall. jeah!
-small water mammal
-marsupial
-Milk Dud w/limbs
-a baby hippos, leg
please refrain from wearing anything that'll show any part of your body from the neck down. and while im at- what the frukk happened to this nikkuh!?!.. bwaaahahahahaahha.. im back! roll the fukkin tape!
dumb bish.. talm bout being the "butt" of a joke. damn. so, who else watched the Martin marathon that night. i did. and just because- congratulations to Rampage Jackson for thawing the "Ice Man" in less than 2 minutes, last weekend. for those who dont know- that was the 2ND time he whupped Chucks ass. this time though, he did it at "Chucks house", to make the shyt a little more personal. to be honest- theres nothing more discouraging, or personal to a man, than to get his ass whooped in front of his wife/girl, his kids, or house. chuck lumped all three into 1:53. damn..
really quik- whats disturbing about this Beanie Sigel clip....
okay. who wants to speak first. no one..?!?! its cool. i'll start with- DRUGS. stay off em, and u wont have to make "excuses" for doing shyt on this level of faggotry. i showed my friend Russell this, and this was his reply:
"I don't care HOW high you are, it was hard to watch. and that dude was not lyrically awesome enough to elicit that type of man-love..."- Russell Bongard.
Russells one of the funniest people on the planet earth, and today we successfully hooked up my friend Michelle, with his hairy, scumbag of a fukk boss/friend who tries to get my girl everytime hes around- Marcus. why we did this, is beyond me. then again- in unrelated news, i think im bout to be getting tons of free porn! plus getting paid to write about it! i guess today was one of them days.. speaking of which...
since my 2 previous blogs, its come to my attention that ive been let go(fired) from not only my duties at a few skateboard publications, but all my corporate sponsors, as well as TV slots, etc.. yeah. its a wrap folks... now, if you're dumb enough to actually believe that, you're probly dumb enough to actually believe i wasn't sitting in a bar next to the same contest, with (insert name here) while that same contest was going on, discussing the same thing i wrote about. now, does it make sense why i do what i do, or should i have to explain everything? and by the way- i got MORE jobs, and money since then. shyt, i even got a new crib on the top floor! so to you wishing my downfall, good luck. 'cause like P said, "Gods my boss.. so, i 'ont even know what yall talm bout." with that said- i will be on tour, and tv- ALL SUMMER. as a matter uh fact- i gotta take this business call... i told you it was gonna be a looooong, hot summer. be easy, yall. jeah!
posted by piff huxtable at 10:38 AM
5 Comments:
That Beanie Clip makes "State Property 2" seem like it was a good idea. I just dont know Beanie, somehow, regardless of being a frequent black-out Drunk I have managed to avoid whispering sweet little "Jeah's" in my friends ear.
Shit is suspect.
Oh, that reminds me, Marcus was also asking if you have any sisters. He would very much like to meet them.
Dusty said...
That Beanie Clip makes "State Property 2" seem like it was a good idea. I just dont know Beanie, somehow, regardless of being a frequent black-out Drunk I have managed to avoid whispering sweet little "Jeah's" in my friends ear.
Shit is suspect.
9:05 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i personally dont know the cat either.. someone sent me the clip, and honestly- its possibly one of the funniest/most uncomfortable things ive ever seen. you heard that new Beanie track though?
here ya go http://www.zshare.net/audio/2096327e515362/
jeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWM2F3ViEzE
Please peep this one out.
I also somehow avoid trying to kiss my guy-friends. That dude was bobbing and weaving like Mayweather--Beanie almost Cash Monied him!
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