Wednesday, May 16, 2007

a flying baby= a good blog! no. it really does though..

so, monday morning i was casually cruising down the 405, probly listening to this piFF, and next thing i know, i fukkin car hood comes flying past my whip. no. im serious though. a car- hood! whole thing.. so after listening to a few more bars off that Duval classic, i slowed down and saw some Hispanish guy in the middle lane going about 40, and lo and behold, he was hood-less! damn. and he didnt even stop. sum'mah uh bitch! i hope this was his baby.. roll the tape



bwaaaahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahha... hold on. im sorry. okay so.. bwaahahahhahahahahahahhaha.. that lil nigguh did the matrix, but in real life! DAYUM! thats possibly my goodest clip to date.. he kicked that lil bastard like some shyt outta Tekken 3.. i love the internet. sometimes.....

so i went to the Vans pool contest in Orange County this weekend, and... and... well, lets get straight to the chase. First, Steve Steaham was there. and somehow this guy had a your bus. then, upon closer examination, we saw what we THOUGHT was a tour bus, was actually a OLD GEYHOUND w/a bunch of banners & stickers on it. uhh.. congratulations on ya lil "tour-bus(?)" and and all, but- damn. im just gonna be the first to say it, and this isnt directed directly just at Steadham. "WILL YOU OLD GUYS JUST PLEASE LEAVE PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDING ALONE, AND JUST ENJOY(AKA BE A FAN)? look. its becoming painfully obvious to watch you old dudes try to come out in magazines, contest, etc re-living your "2nd youth", and trying to shine right now. but- you're OLD MEN. you should be at home doing old men things like taking Geritol, playing with your kid(s), teaching them little shits how to read and write, fixing your home up or an even better idea- hanging out w/people who are and act your age. some of you dudes, man.. i nominate we just change some contest to "ok. we'll just let these cavemen skate while we tally up the REAL competitors scores, and just give some of these old fukks a trophy" division.

how to have a nightmare, and wake up in cold sweat
-buy the best weed in the universe
-make chinese chicken salad, then wash it down with 1 gallon of VERY sugary kool-aid
-proceed to smoke best weed ever created
-prop pillow up to begin watching Warriors/Jazz game
-wake up @ 8am in a cold sweat, to be told my grinding teeth can be heard from behind an adjacent door, 20ft away

yup... and for breakfast- i had kool-aid, a burrito, and coffee. i was about to smoke again, but until i figure out which planet my body just came back from, i dont think thats the best of ideas . i wonder why i do that? ill have the worst nightmare, and sleep through that shit like its a movie! but, in real life, you get a lizard within a 3ft vicinity of me, they might be taking skin graphs off your ass cheeks to replace all the skin that use'ta be on your face.. how they say it in the A? "...beat a nikkuh in da headlau'hk!!"

damn. i gotta gee'oh. if you got a pc, here a free B-ball game to play to keep you entertained due to the lack of Baron Davis, or anyone else worth watching until the Pistons play Detroit. Happy Birthday to my girl Joh, and lastly, Justin- quit drinking so fukkin much. shits disgusting mayn. but on another note its a good thing too. i mean, you drink so much, you make other people realize why they don't wanna drink at all! oh yeah- Rot In Peace to Jerry Falwell. now, that dudes- going to hell. straight up... im out yall... jeah!

49 Comments:

Anonymous White Boy said...

You're so angry, and black, I find that sexy nigga. Wanna COME over to my place so we can talk about my LONG Board and Ride together. I heard you were HARD core and really INTO it.
Signed, White BOY

9:11 AM  
Anonymous sk8 dude on the 405 said...

You being called a KOOK on some skate websites in California, haha
I guess you really don't like old guys skating now. That's gotta hurt kook boy. I saw you riding your razr once at Costa Mesa. You rip. hahahahahahahaha

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Hard Core sk8r said...

Hey Kook, I see that you are gay and you love stabbing white girls. Nice, is that supposed to impress everyone?

9:14 AM  
Anonymous You SUck said...

Does your mother know you're up late blogging with strangers? I think you need parental supervision. Your stupid humor is boring, immature, and lame as fuck.
sorry, the truth hurts

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Exposing Queers Anonymous said...

Now that everyone knows your gay, you should just come out of the closet.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Purple Rain said...

Your favorite movies are about white boys, Beef, Michael Jackson, and Balls, can you be any more out of the closet. Just admit it, you're a big fat fag. It's ok. Admit it.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUck Nigger, you are getting burned on the net. God damn!!!

9:37 AM  
Anonymous big Wheels said...

Hahahahahahahahahah
CAn you say KOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK
Clyde, you are toast. Not funny , not happening, not cool, not even a real skater. You suck !
koooooook.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck are you? Ha! Fuckin' dumb ass!

You never quite made it over the hump as a pro now did you? That's too bad. It's okay, keep on hating we know you're bitter.

You're coming up on being pretty OLD yourself now aren't you. So, why don't you just retire now and go away?

I can't believe you have a monthly piece in the Skatboard Mag. What are they thinking???

Dude, you suck!!!

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baggin' on Steadham's bus??? That homeboy lost everything he owned when his house burned down. Yo Clyde, what's your excuse?

Clyde's a hater! Ha! Fuckin' KOOK!

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love all the intentionally
mis-spelled words. Damm dat iz
kool shiz foo.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde,

Man, you are such a fuckin' moron! Hmmm... What will you be doing in your mid-thirties? Sitting on the couch bagging on everyone because you're bitter?

I'll throw your ass in the combi bowl with your board next time you're there and we'll see if you can hit coping with some of your high-tech kick turns.

FUCK OFF!

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suriously
who do you think you are saying that

everyone exept you wants to see these guys skate
idk what is wrong with you
but i hope you are fired from skateboarder

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

much props to clyde keep doing you because haters will never stop hating because if they dont like what youre saying why the fuck they are paying attention haters straight up

8:48 PM  
Anonymous chee hee said...

i think all 14 of those last comments were made by a grandpa who just learned how to use the internet. clyde, legend has it that if you grow your beard out like baron davis then no one wil f' wit you. true story.

3:55 AM  
Blogger piff huxtable said...

bwaahhahhhahahhhhaah.. you old fukks! i challenge ANY of you to a game of skate, on ANY thing you old fukks have the bone marrow to kickturn on... and lastly, i get more pussy than Z-share. i probly even fukked your wife/girl.. if not- shes been hittin me on myspace, while you was paying the internet bill.. nikkuh. my dyck look like a black space shuttle! what u talm bout?!!?! bwaahahahahahhaha

4:43 AM  
Anonymous a real sk8r said...

Your 15 minutes are up kook. No one gives a shit what a racist nigga has to say. BTW, ebonics is so 80's, kinda like your skating. hahahahah Koook.
You are so fucking pissed. lalalalalalalahahahahah

Got Ya Kook
seriously, a game of skate,,,,How old are you????
dumb ass,

7:21 AM  
Anonymous No Kooks allowed said...

You are sooooo Angry.....
an angry black man....
hahahahahahahahah
You're a washed up old fuck, who couldn't skate his way to the liquor store to buy a 40oz.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous No racists said...

Don't be a hater, kook,
you suck
You're so lame. I think think the Sk8 mags should hear about your racist rants, it's not good for business to have a racist representing a business. This is 2007, not 1960. Get a life loser. You're history.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous boycott Clyde said...

Clyde, your an uneducated, insecure, and uninformed man. Blatent racism has no place in modern journalism. I think a few well written letters quoting your racist remarks directed at all the major publications should put a quick end to your "career".
Your insulting remarks are a reflection of your immature personality and your tiny world view. You didn't get a lot of press, so don't pat yourself on the back to quickly. You just showed the sk8 community you have business writing anything about skating. Skating is cool because so many different races and ages particpate. You fail to see reality, and the facts. People responded because the see what's wrong with your viewpoints, not because of your brilliant commentary and insightful writing. The larger skate publications will receive some letters that highlight some of your crude letters, and hopefully, they terminate their associations with you, putting a quick end to your "career" if you can call it that. I know you won't, or can't, see it that way, but that's the truth. Don't bother apologizing, it didn't help the "white guys" who made racist remarks.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Clyde go home said...

Clyde, you have no business writing. Get a real job.

7:53 AM  
Anonymous DUNKRYDER73 said...

WOW...CLYZZA YOU KNOW YOUR LEGEND IN THE 904....A TRUE SURVIVOR WHO IS STILL GRINDIN...YOUR WORK IS AN INSPIRATION TO ME MAYNE...THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE HATIN ON YA...THESE ARE THE ONES THAT SEE YOU IN PERSON AND WISH THEY WERE BLACK AND BETTER YET WISH THEY WERE YOU...YALL HATERS DONT EVEN KNOW THIS DUDE PIFF IS A FUKN SOLDJA THAT WILL GO TO WAR WHEN NEED BE.......HE MAY BE IN CALI BUT THAT NIKKUH IS 904 BRED..YALL DONT WANT NONE OF DUVALS' RAWEST...
KEEP IN THE STREETS PIFF...IM OUT FREDDIE THE CABBIE DUVAL COUNTY BITCHES COME GET SOME

7:56 AM  
Anonymous reality check said...

Hey Clyde, did you get invited to skate the PPP?
I think not. You aren't good enough. Period. So why are you hating on the guys who are good enough?
Your just pissed a lot of really good skaters got some recognition just being in the event, and you got squat. Your skating career never made it off the ground, and now your writing career has faultered also. Oh well, survival of the fittest has showed you your place. Go back to school, and learn how to use the English language properly.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous No dick talk dude said...

That's hilarious, the only witty comeback you can make is about your dick and "old guys" Come on, you can do better than that. You can't even respond to the comment like a man. I don't want to hear about yo dick dude, what are you? A fucking queer.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Prison Bound said...

What the F*&% ....YALL HATERS DONT EVEN KNOW THIS DUDE PIFF IS A FUKN SOLDJA THAT WILL GO TO WAR WHEN NEED BE ..... is this. What kinda ghetto crap comment is that?
Get a fucking life, or you'll be in State Prison with the rest of the losers...for good. You suck too.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous take cover, it's Piff Daddy said...

Sounds like Piff Daddy is getting pissed. Better leave him alone guys or he'll bust out his AK and spray the place. hahahahahahahahaha

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Piffin foo said...

Can you friggin believe this, he admits he's a has been .....HA! im 32 years young! plus, im in the best shape of my life! why one would assume im "old", or "washed up"- is beyond explanation. yeah- i took a year off skating professionally.

Sounds like a confession to me....
He's out da game for good.. cuz he can't skate worth a damn... brahahrahrahahahrbwaabwaaa
in yo face.....
If you can't stand da heat, get the fuck out da kitchen Piffy boy

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Is Piff Racist? said...

... i guess we cleared that one up. now, onto am i "racist"? yes. im actually so racist, i 'ont even buy white light bulbs.

You're going to have a tough time getting a sponsor Piff, cuz this comment is going to every manufacturer, skate company and clothing and shoe company. Maybe you can get sponsored by Imus or Kramer.... bawawawawawawaw

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Boycott Racist Piff said...

i guess we cleared that one up. now, onto am i "racist"? yes. im actually so racist, i 'ont even buy white light bulbs. - Clyde Piff Huxtable Singleton(2007)

sent to:

skateboardingsucks
skatedaily
theskateboardmag
dont believe the hypebeast
brooklyn projects
transworld
crailtap
njskateshop
Supreme
ftc
thehundreds
puzzlevideo
skateparks,skatespots & such
Slap
automatic
grant brittain
Speak&Spell
donnie miller
dummy smacks
jfk
karatepants
tania's blog
Independent
Tracker
Element
etc etc etc

Sorry Piff, your skating career will have to take a little longer break than one year... Who wants to buy product from a racist asshole...????

9:29 AM  
Anonymous dumb ass said...

CS is washed up. He sits around the house talking trash on his blog instead of skating and calls it "accomplishing" something. Tell you anything...

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clyde,

"I BET YOU AINT GONNNA SAY, NOR DO SHYT TO ME IN PERSON. I FUKKIN DARE YOU."

HA!!! you dare me??? That's not necessary. Watch your back goon shit's going to jump off real soon and I'll be lovin' every minute of it.

Later NICCUH!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fool Clyde is talkin' shit from a swamp way down in shitsville Florida. Fuckin' Floridiot!

Dayum, how's anyone going to give you the beat down you so rightly desreve when you're all the way down in fucked up Florida? No wonder you're a hater.

See you next time you're in Cali!

The world would be a better place without both Clyde and Florida. Fuck you!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. I thought that shit was hilarious. Funny how you all hate on Clyde, yet you all call him a hater. Hypocrites? Yup.

You all call him a racist and then use the word "nigga". Hypocrites? Yup.

You all tell him he can't handle the heat, yet you all taking this so personally? Hypocrites? Yup.

You tell him he is washed up, but were you ever pro? Probably not.

This is Clydes blog, if you don't like it, don't fucking visit the site. It's quite simple.

Keep up the skating and writing Clyde.

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys don't have to read his blog
no one forces you

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hhahahahahahhaha are you guys retarted Im so racist i dont buy white light bulbs sounds like a joke to me and you guys think the main companies wont laugh at ur face for being so stupid and taking it seriously?

7:26 PM  
Anonymous RudeBoy Sammy said...

Clyde,

I won't say you're a racist, I have no reason to think that, but you are a narrow-minded fool for dissing on people because of their age, because believe me, you'll be WISHING someone in the skateboard world remembered you as a ripper the same way people regard DP, TA, Salba, Lance, Miller, Cab, Elguera, etc etc --it will never happen for you. You may have been a silly street pro for a minute, but I can list a good close to 200 of those from the last decade no one thinks nor cares about anymore. You are leaving a legacy of ignorance, and that's all on you--so be it. Guy Mariano has the skills in his 30's to have a comeback, you never did, fact not fiction. You put the bullseye on yourself in this instance via either weed or booze induced ignorance, hopefully you have the posse to back that up when you're out and about, because there's people out there who WILL take you up on your foolish challenges, and while losing a game of SKATE never hurt anyone---you might just lose a game of WHUPAZZ because you're not thinking right. I won't give into the gay bashing thing like some of the others here--but word has it the only tranny you ever hit is the chick with a dick down your block---KOOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

7:43 PM  
Anonymous S.Black said...

"I "racist"? yes. im actually so racist, i 'ont even buy white light bulbs. if you don't believe me, ask my girl, all my friends & employers. all 70% of em- whom are white."

See the second and last sentence people.... it's called a punch line people. "Punch Line"

Punch line –noun:
the climactic phrase or sentence in a joke, speech, advertisement, or humorous story that produces the desired effect.

Clyde this blog makes me laugh every time I stop by. Keep it up, and try to update more. Carry on.

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, exactly. It's funny how people used that sentance out of context to send around to all the major sites/companies. Besides, the white light bulb thing was clearly sarcasm. Man, people are slow. Maybe it's because they're all old?

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Clyde his 15 minutes, and then he's washed up for good. BWawawwa

6:38 AM  
Anonymous dunkryder73 said...

this is confirmation that haterizm is alive and thrives strong in this world...thats good though haterizm fuels and motivates and confirms that the player is doing er'thang right....i know i need haters in my life it lets me know they are watching,jealous,and wishing....but seriously would you guys talk this shit to ol piffs' face..i doubt it...have any of you ever met Clyde in person or gave him a dap...he might not look that big in pics and footage but dude is diesel this nikkuh is ghetto built i wouldnt want to walla with this cat...thats how nikkuhs are built in the south GHETTO BUILT he jus happened to pick up a skateboard at a young age and do well at it and is still thriving in the industry...yall need to recognize this dude is str8 hood man..belive it or not growing up on the northside and westside of jacksonville aint no joke...skateboarding has always been controversial and Clyde just adds what skateboarding needs and is Clyde Singleton is an asset to skateboarding... i bet yall wont go toe to toe with this dude...lol..maybe minority report #2 will have some ghetto brawls in it..id love to see that shit

1:22 PM  
Anonymous the drizzle said...

You people are fucking stupid and Clyde is right. He's just pointing out the audacity of guys who havent been pro in twenty years trying to muscle their way back into skateboarding doing the same tricks that were tired back in 1987. You havent been pro since the 80's, but you feel the need to have a tourbus with your name plastered all over it? come on...and all that other shit he wrote is clearly a joke. Most of the shit you guys wrote in response was much more racist, but racism seems to be typical of the over 35 bowl skating set anyway. doesn't surprise me much now that I think about it

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd still buy his shit, and i'm as white as they come. even if he said that white people with blond hair are more played out than myspace, i'd still buy his video, because what clyde singleton says/does just doesn't affect my life enough to catch feelings about it.

I do enjoy laughing at his blog, and the videos are funnier than watching old dudes catch feelings on a blog visited by MAYBE 2000 people. but, no press is bad press. thanks for keeping it moving Piff.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous justin said...

remember that time you had the worst part in ryde or die?

you didn't do a single line.

so lets hear it, 'i was injured' or some other garbage.

12:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Justin, Remember the time when you didn't have a part in ryde or die?

You didn't even have a single trick.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is funny. It shows how no one can take a joke anymore. Clyde is right. You old guys are all washed up. But that's OK. I couldn't care what Clyde says, cause I'm gonna keep on skating. Shit, I'm washed up too. Ha ha! I can take a joke. Clyde is thirty plus, so he knows he's one of the old guys too. But you fools look like a bunch of soft-ass bitches complaining about this guy speaking his mind. Who cares? I find it funny. You don't like what he has to say, don't read his blog.

I don't understand the racism angle either. This guy has a lot of white friends in skateboarding, so that makes no sense. If he only hung out with black people, I'm might agree with you. Black and white people are such overly sensitive pussies in this country.

You old men have still got a lot of growing up to do.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous youragain said...

piFF is a gawddamn genius.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clydes holdin it down if you dont like what hes sayin then don't read it...fuckin haters

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha...that was some entertaining reading! Surely most of these comments were written by only one idiot?

I'm a white guy over 30, been skating for over 20 years...have a college degree, grew up in South Africa, probably couldn't have a more polar opposite background than Clyde...but holy shit...the first thing I read every month in the Skateboard Mag, is Clyde's column. Because he fucking gets it!!

Keep it up Clyde!

2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For someone who is old and out of the game, you sure are involved in a lot of shit... I just got another invite to some Event you are judging in July... I think that's the third this week... If being flown all over the place to judge contests and make an appearence is being old and out of the game, where do I sign up????

6:45 PM  

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