the chronicles of piff huxtable

Throwback Thursdays- Teddy Pendergrass(RIP March 26, 1950- January 13, 2010)

2010-01-13T23:48:00.000-08:00

yeah.. i know.. i been gone for a minute... wanted to take a break, and do some other things.. bloggin(well, at least here.. for, free).. wasnt one of them.. we'll discuss where i have/havent been, some other time.. as for now.. im gonna take this time to wish the family & friends of the late Teddy Pendergrass my condolences.. for alot of us- we grew up on "Teddy".. i cant think of how many times ive walked into a room.. a bar.. or, even just walkin through the hood, and heard Teddy Pendergrass playin.. him being one of my Moms favorite artists, def played into my knowing a good portion of his catalog.. but, its not like im "complaining".. dude was a genius.. so, this go around.. im gonna make my comeback, by not mourning the death.. but celebrating the genius, of one Teddy Pendergrass.. kick back.. if you want- roll something up.. and, whatever you do- dont get too excited and try to "rekindle" anything.. just, enjoy the music..

Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes- If You Dont Know Me By Now

Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes- Wake Up Everybody

Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes- I Miss You

Teddy Pendergrass- Close The Door(Live 1979)

Teddy Pendergrass- The More I Get, The More I Want

Teddy Pendergrass- If I Had

Teddy Pendergrass- It Dont Hurt Now

Teddy Pendergrass- Love TKO

RIP to the legend.. Teddy P..

R.I.P. Eric Stricker

2009-09-24T10:37:00.000-07:00

Last night i got some of the worst news of my life.. my good friend of over 16yrs, and Transworld Skateboarding Editor Eric Stricker- had passed away.. i dont know the details as of yet, and truthfully- thats not even important to me at this time.. what is important, is one of my good friends is gone..

Id met first Eric when i was on a One-O-One tour back in 95.. throughout my career, Id met alot of people. and, been alot of places. but, some of those people stuck out my your memory. Eric was one of those guys.. we'd stayed in touch, and throughout the years he'd ask me to contribute to Strength during his tenure there.. being as he was a friend, id have no problem doing so.. i mean.. thats what friends are for.

a few years ago- while at a Transworld party in Hollywood, Eric approached me about writing a "10 Blackest Moments in skateboarding" article for the magazine.. being as he was a friend- i obliged. during my time there, we'd talk frequently about everything from the state of skateboarding, conspiracy theories and just about anything 2 friends could laugh or chop it up about in a phone call. what i always found interesting about Eric was, no matter what he was doing.. no matter how busy he may seemed... he always had time to share or listen to a good joke, or story.. i mean.. thats what friends do..

last night.. i got the news Eric passed.. sh!t hit me like a ton of bricks.. i mean. i'd JUST spoken to him last week. we shared a quick laugh.. went over some work related things.. and that was it.. i had no idea it would be the last time id speak to him..

im gonna miss that dude.. he not only made a difference in my life, but alot of people around him.. i wanna send my prayers to his family, and all his friends.. Eric. you will truly be missed, and i wanna take this time to say- it was truly an honor having you as my friend..

"im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.."

2009-09-16T12:39:00.000-07:00

before i get it started like Hammer. lemme just say this.. i could really give a dayum about any of yall new Taylor Swift fans.. Kanye haters.. i also. dont really know, or care about the dude in Ghost. and, both Kanye as well as Serena Williams is clowns for apologizing, numerous times. im sayin.. real slobber- i 'ont even know whas wrong with n!kkas nowadays.. yall getting on tv, apologizing.. they got yall actin like nobody aint ever did nothing like yall EVER did before.. sh!t is disgusting, breh.. im just sayin'. somebody gotta keep it funky.. oh, yeah. i double dont give a gawt-dayum what Barak Obama got to say about Kanye.. i mean. dont that dude got other things to be discussing? like this video:

oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdd!!!!!! oh my Jesus.. no. no. hold on.. i think.. oh my Gawd.. i cant quit laughing.. *grabs chest* oh, help me Lawd!! this gon' be a big one!! WHO is the GENIUS behind that? naw. really, d'oh.. who made that? because that was borderline- genius.. if you havent seem the original(as well as the one-offs of the original "Lookin Ass N!gga")- well. you lawst.. oh Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, that made my day..

actually.. that made my day.. but THIS made my week..

i know yall rememebr soooooo much from the VMA's.. but, do yall remember when this Gremlin lookin broad just jumped on-stage during "Empire State of Mind"? dayum.. i mean.. how many time Jay-Z gon' get disrespected like that? and, who is that lil Bow Wow lookin bish? oh.. thas that thing from "My Lip Gloss is Poppin".. wooooooow.. between that. and, i dont know if yall remember this at Summerjam this year:

yup. thats right.. thats T-Pain.. who at Jay-Z performance of "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)"- just walked up in the stage like, "what n!kka? you talm bout me..?!?!?" what Jay do... nuuuuuuuuffin!! dayum. cotdamnyamanhov... this n!kkas embarrassing.

matter of fact.. yall need to check this out:
“3s that are better than bp3″ by Clyde Singleton.. and oh yeah.. Big Brother Magazine is on its way back to bih'ness.. even got a documentary in the works. you mad, Scooby? im sure you would be.. just asking..

hoooooooooooold, up!!!!! yall saw this sh!t on tv?!?!?!

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Woman Survives Being Impaled in Neck by 13-Inch Tree Branch
A joy ride through the wilderness of Northern Idaho turned into a nightmare for 22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband after a tree branch came crashing through a window of their truck — impaling Michelle in the neck.

Childers and her husband Daniel were driving along the Lochsa River in the mountains of North Central Idaho on Sept. 5 when the accident happened, KHQ-TV reported.

Michelle Childers literally didn't know what hit her.

"I asked (my husband) ‘what where is it?’ "Childers told the news station.

Her husband answered, "It's in your neck."

About an hour after the incident, Childers and her husband arrived at Lochsa Lodge near the Idaho/Montana border where a helicopter and ambulance were immediately called in.

Childers was airlifted to St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Mont., where she underwent a six-hour operation to remove the 13-inch Spruce tree branch from her neck.

She’s now recovering at home. -source

uh.. wow.. well. on that note- im gonna get outta here, and go grab some lunch.. yall have fun with that one.. if yall need any music, news, preview new gear, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. wanna follow me, and the random things i do- hit/follow me on twitter.. until next time- yall be good. and, before i go.. big shout out to my lil brother durty-d(n!kka.. update ya blog..!! im sayin, tho). man djkoast & the 9elements family. Eric, Ben, & Blair over at Transworld. my n!kkas at JAW.. and, all my Jacksonville folks.. oh yeah. Rachel- I Love You.. im really out this time.. jeah!

"im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this.."

2009-09-02T08:03:00.000-07:00

i had a really odd dream last night.. first, i was skating in some mountain'ess area of.. actually. i have no idea where the fokk i was! i just know it was mountain'ess, and it had alot of spots.. then, after making it to the apex of one area of this random ass spot- i realized I'd grabbed the wrong camera. what?! i was hyped on where i was, and a n!kka needed a flick. the sh!t look'ted like suhn'tin outta the movie "Dune", but had skate-spots.. trust me. it was dope.. anyways. so in a panicked state, i dropped into this one area that was forbidden to venture in unless you had a golf cart. yeah. a fukkin, golf cart.. needless to say, i dropped in. and woke up, before i cracked my skull. end of that one.. so, i proceed to my 2nd stage of dormacy, and this time- i found myself in a And1 b-ball type tournament. i really didnt feel like playing, or practicing. so, i just grabbed the ball, and performed a few dunks. after i did my thizzle, i left the courts only to be found in some huge skateable mall-type complex.. i grabbed some kids board, and just skated around. forgetting i was entered in a b-ball contest.. someone walks up and goes, "hey.. theyre calling your name/team right now...". i dropped my board, and took off running only to find myself awakening to the voice of Robin Meade.. damn. Robin Meade is fine.. but, real slobber. isnt that a weird ass dream? sh!t was like the ghetto version of Science of Sleep..

if you think my dream was weird.. look at this "plant"..

i dont even know how to say the name of this thing, but what i DO know is- that damn sho'll aint no cornucopia. and, that thing eats rats.. so, yeah. its a carnivore. its ugly. and, it somehow has a mouth.. i got a good question.. is that the "tongue" protruding above it? and, whas wit' me,and all these big ass words today..? did i read a dictionary in my sleep too, or suhn'tin?

for those of you who might not be familair.. i introduce you, to Mr. Kellen James..

good Jesus, is that dude good.. whats funny, is when i dropped Minority Report over 2yrs ago- NO ONE was trying to hear me 'bout dude.. i mean, NO ONE.. now. the same cats who shooting flicks with him, giving him props, etc.. act like they just dicovered him. and, dont even have the decency to mention Minority Report.. yall make me laugh, sometimes.. actually. yall make me laugh, ALL the time. anyways.. check out Kellen in Transworlds new video, "Right Foot Forward".. im sure he has the best part.. actually. im POSITIVE, he has the best part..

really quick.. theres been ALOT of good music droppin in the last few days.. new Jigger Man. new Raekwon album(FUEGO!!!). some leaks from the new M.O.P. album thats droppin.. chronic, re-mastered w/unreleased material.. i suggest yall get on over to hustlemania.com, and do the damn thing...

before i go.. no 'cism, but can someone tell me how the fukk this woman.. gave birth, to them lil white kids?

*click here for the entire story
before anyone gets their panties in a bunch.. im familiar with what an albino looks like.. what im NOT familiar with, is how 2 Brazilians with my skin tone.. humped. and one.. actually, 3 of those kids popped out.. im sure one of you 'internet scientists' with your degree in Googlery, have some kinda answer for this..

well. i gotta run. got some guests coming over for dinner, then ill more than likely be downtown at the Artwalk.. followed by Autrelles "MJVSJT" Party @ Eclipse.. until then.. yall be safe, and if you wanna catch up w/me in the meantime- dont be scurred to follow me on twitter.. peace!!

"you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular.."

2009-08-28T06:05:00.000-07:00

first off.. good Friday to everyone.. i know im up early, but i been on my grind lately. plus. my man Rick Kosick(of Big Brother/Jackass fame) is in town, to film me for the upcoming Big Brother Documentary.. yeah.. theres gonna be a documentary.. more on that later.. what i DO wanna tap in on, is these cats out here who been trying to ride my wave.. look.. i realize, "imitation, is the highest form of flattery..". yeah, yeah, yeah.. but, when you obviously lack any venacular, to try and get online and out-swag the swag'tacular- you lawst.. i started this "You Tubesday", "Throwback Tursday", and various other splasy type slang & topics on the in'nuhnets.. if you gon' bite a n!kka, the least you can do is dedicate ya lil wave to the Gawd.. i mean.. the idea of you even thinkin we in the same swag'etory- is comical at the least.. real tawk.. yall need to respect my conglomerate.. before i put one of yall on the summ'ah jam screen.. it aint too late..

now that i got that off my chest.. my man John Paul showed me this as i was eating some Pho, the other day, and i almost choked on the ligament in my soup.. roll the tape:

hold on.. what the hell, was that?!?! no.. seriously.. i think thats single-handidly, one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.. and, did ole boy just walk in the closet, and realize he was scared of the dark or suhn'tin? oooooooooooh laaaaaaawd..!!! this whats hot in the skreets now, lil dudes.. yall cryin over in'nunet games? and, real tawk- what the hell is a World of Warcraft? thas like D&D? what kinda swagless nerd, play games with wizards and all dat? yall buggin, man..

soooooooooo.. i guess we just aint gon' talk 'bout the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who left... no.. excuse me.. "forgot" her own fukkin dog, in her car for HOURS in 90-something degree weather- which lead to its death, right? what.. i aint lyin! click this lank... irronically enough.. this is the same woman, who was VERY vocal about Mike Vick.. hmmm.. wonder if she'll be publically scrutinized.. asked to resign from her job.. do some time in the bing.. get out.. only to be scrutinized even more.. and.. hold, on!!! now that i think about it.. NONE of this will happen.. because, number 1- the news isnt even reporting this, at ANY length. matter of fact. ive yet to see this "dog killers" face all over TV. or, seen her face- period!! real slobber. fukk this broad. and, whatever she THOUGHT she stood for..

btw.. i been on my photo grind this week- HEAVY.. dropped the "Quench the Violence" gallery, on Florida times Union website(jacksonville.com).. just threw a editorial, and photos to the folks at the Florida star(Fla's oldest running, African-American owned newspaper).. and, you know Eric & my man Blair alway hold me down over at Transworld.. check this splashy lil gallery of my summer down here in the Dirty, that just went up...

good looks to...

ruh rooooooooooh!!!!!!! Rick Kosick just called, and said he'son his way over to film for the Jackass documentary.. i got'sta go.. in the meantime.. if you wnna kepp ya'self entertained.. here..

"10 Ugliest People on Reality TV"

i gotta run.. catch me later on twitter... if you want some new music.. hit up hustlemania.. and, until next time.. sorry yall.. but i got thaings to do today.. yall be easy, and speak to ya soon.. jeah!

"hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.."

2009-08-25T05:57:00.000-07:00

first off.. i would normally take this time to apologize for my absence, but nawl.. i been on my grind, cousin.. and, i mean- HEAVY.. ive done everything from host a Red Bull event in Atl, to balling so hard- i fell asleep on a bell hop cart... to watchin the white Bobby & Whitney(aka as Tay' Tay' & Drew) go through.. well.. whatever happened there.. to having one of the best birthdays of my entire life(I Love You, Rach').. to... going from waiting on a check, to having 4 show up in one week.. to.. deejaying at Eclipse(be there again, this Wednesday.. holla).. man.. just trust me.. this has been one hell of a month.. even Mike Vick is playing again.. hold on.. didnt i say i was gonna start skating again, if Vick came back? its on.. as for the blog- lets go.. first order of business. i cant stand them bum ass Pittsnerd Stealers, but i gotta keep it 100... yall seen this shat yet?! roll the tape:

what the...?! breh... naw.. fa'real, doh.. yall see that sh!t?!?! hold up.. dont even move.. yall seen THIS sh!t? roll the tape:

if i was this dude, id start skateboarding just to win the high ollie contest- then quit.. no more. no less. then, id go to parties/clubs, and just jump on random peoples shoulders while waiting in line for a drink.. then, i go on that terrible new "Shaq Vs.. " show, and teabag that cock'eyed freakazoid.. im sayin tho..

sooooooo... i guess everybody wanna spend all this time talm bout Michelle Obama wearing shorts, but i guess we just not even gon' discuss how Andy Warhol had nekkid pictures on Jackie O... yeah.. i didnt think so..

but.. what we WILL talk about, is my first photos being published by Florida Times-Union

(as seen on jacksonville.com)
Volunteers from several area churches participate in an event titled Quench the Violence, Saturday, August 22, 2009. Around 75 people passed out water at five intersections along Moncrief Road, trying to raise awareness of violent crime in Jacksonville. “We want people to chill out, take a drink and think about what they’re about to do,” organizer Rev. Robert LeCount said of people thinking of taking action with violence, “They might just have a change of heart.” (Photos by Clyde Singleton)

to view the entire gallery on jacksonville.com, click this lank…

anyone care to explain this..

oooooooooooooooohhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwd.!!!!!! this is full of nothing BUT, quotables..
all you bummy ass dudes with low self-esteem, can learn ALOT from this pi'amp.. props to Autrelle for blessing my morning with that.. good Lawd, my chest hurts now..

i gotta run.. got some things to take care of before the girl goes to work, like edit photos for The Florida Star.. try to make it to the beach.. email some folks, and the usual daily hustle.. yall be good, and in the meantime- you can follow me on twitter.. or, for all your music, clothing, news, etc.. go on over to hustlemania.. and, before i go- id like to welcome both

"i still dont know when im leavin, but i should be there.."

2009-08-05T06:17:00.000-07:00

look, people.. if you aint got a fukkin job- at least clean up ya damn house.. or even worse- clean up behind ya'self.. i mean.. you aint got NOTHIN else to do.. im sayin. some of yall are embarrassing.. and, by some of ya actions- its clearly apparent why you dont got a job no more.. and for all ya comedians out there who think i "dont work", but dont realize Gawd bless't me wif' this stupid fruity- crazy swag of a lifestyle(i do/say what the fukk i want) & job(i work from anywhere, and get to incorporate my lifestyle into it)- you lawst before you even started.. anyways. quit being a bum.. woman dont like bums.. bums live amongst all kinds of messes, and all kinds of flies around 'em- with no problems(sound familiar).. woman dont like messes. and the only thng they like that files- is time.. yall need to step ya lifestyle game up.. and, know you know...

moving forward.. what the fukk is this?

is this, fa'serious? who the...? what the FUKK, is that? and, the worst part is.. whoever did this- is too much of a coward and show their face.. click to read more... what kinda yella'belly.. hold up. did i just say "yellow-belly.."? lets just forget that for a second.. ok. what the fukk is wrong with people..? look, dumbass who did it.. youre already semi-famous.. probably more than say... the dude whos faced is blurred on "Fantasy Factory".. ok.. well, if i were you. and- i was brass enough to actually hate someone like say.. the President(whaddadumbass). and make a mockery of his image publicly.. at least start a tee-shirt company.. get ya ass on the news.. and start working toward lawyer fee, and saving up about 10-15 yrs of commissary..

onto some funnier news.. if you werent on hustlemania yesterday(plug..), you probably missed this new trailer i posted for Chris Rocks upcoming film "Good Hair"..

for all you long-time Chris rock fans.. im sure you probably remember when Chris Rock use'ta incorporate this kinda segment into his earlier shows... but, to hold on.. lets go back to Paul Mooneys hair.. did you..? bwahahhahahahhahahah... this movies gonna be ridiculous..

i think i want to buy a magazine.. lets se.. ill take- THAT ONE!

uh.. wow.. Keri Hilson. cover of the new Complex. drops today. thank you..

im outta here.. oh yeah.. if youre up in the Atlanta area this weekend- come check out Red Bulls "Manny Mania".. i still dont know when im leavin, but i should be there.. in the meantime.. lemme see clean up behind ya'self..(check) i said the word "yellow-belly"..(check) funny movie about Black peoples hair(check)..Keris Hilson(eh'hmm)... random quote.. yeah.. im outta here. ya be easy...

Throwback Thursdays: Native Tongues

2009-07-30T08:36:00.000-07:00

lemme start off by saying- if you werent around to experience the early, to mid-90's hip-hop experience.. you lawst at life.. no slight to the early/mid-80's, til the end of that decade.. but truth be told, the 90's(especially. the early-mid 90's)- RAN sh!t.. the creativity throughout music, arts, technology, etc- cannot be matched to this date.. with that being said, on this edition of Throwback Thursdays, i bring to you some of my favorite cuts, from one of the most powerful collectives- Native tongues.. this crew not only had some of my favorite artists involved, but also dropped alot of everyones classic hip-hop tracks.. big shout out to my man Dante Ross, and the whole Native Tongue movement for being so inspirational in this thing we all call hip-hop.. jeah!

Jungle Brothers- Straight out the Jungle

Jungle Brothers feat. A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, and Queen Latifah- Doin' Our Own Dang (Remix)

A Tribe Called Quest- Can I Kick It?

A Tribe Called Quest- Check the Rhime

A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario ft. Leaders of the New School

De La Soul- Saturdays

De La Soul- Buddy

Leaders Of The New School - What's Next (Live On Arsenio)

Common Sense- Soul By The Pound

*ed. note- due to copyright laws, alot of my & your favorite Native Tongue vids have been blocked for embedding.. nevertheless.. hope yall enjoyed this mix i put together.. jeah!

God Bless ole U, S of A..

2009-07-28T09:12:00.000-07:00

what a week, ive had.. or, should i say past past week.. for starters- my Brothers family has introduced another Singleton to this world, and ladies and gentleman. born 7/23, at approxiametly 6:45p.m.- welcome Destiny Renee Singleton to this world..

id also like to let it be known that, i got there about a hour late- and my Brother'd just gotten a new camera to shoot this glorious day.. well. lets just say i seen some parts of my sister-in-law, i didnt care to see. whatsoever.. sh!t look't like a 80's movie down there where poor lil Destiny swag surfed out of.. anyhow.. congratulations to my Brother, his family, and my Mom for once again trying to corner me with the "when you gonna have one.." scenario...

moving forward.. ill be gettin my license back soon, and the first place i plan to go car shopping? roll the tape..

God Bless ole U, S of A.. the goodest part of the whole video, is that part- George dub'ya.. part- Yosemite Sam looking character on the wall in the background.. look.. i aint no rocket scientist- but i think its pretty safe to say, this is NOT the dude you wanna cut off in traffic and ride away giving the finger to..

speaking of Amerikkka(the "Obesity capitol of the World"), and scientists.. did you guys know that fast food is addictive as heroin..?!?! me neither.. but according to scientists at Princeton University, and this article i came across- it is.. dayum.. looks like the only thing good for you, is weed.. salad.. and.. weed? im cool with that..

id like to take this time to welcome my good friend, fellow writer and most importantly- the first Black man to ever grace to cover of Transworld- Mr. Livingroon Johnston to TCOPH... Livingroom hit me up last week, and let me know he was diggin the blog, and particularly my "When Did You Realize Eminem was an Embarrassing jackass" piece.. well, Livingroom- as promised.. i got another on for you..

When did You Realize 50Cent was an Embarrassing Jackass?

- after he made, "How to Rob" and got thrown down some steps and beat down by Ghostface and his fellow Wu members

- after he put out a Order of Protection against member of Murder Inc

- after the BET interview where he said "I got first-hand knowledge of Murder Inc being started with drug money..", and 2 weeks later- Murder Inc was raided and under Federal investigation

- when he dropped those G-Unit lesbian sports tops

- after he claimed to get shot 9 times, but when the police and hospital reports dropped claiming he was actually only hit 3 times

- when he made a song called "In da Club", and you found the only person that really be in the club- is the dude who clapped him up in front of his Grandma's

- when he popped all that sh!t on the radio, and when the Game & Blackwallstreet showed up.. he high-tailed it out the back door..

- when Game single-handidly embarrassed him, and G-Unit

- when Game said he'll put 50 in the ground like his mother, and 50 did nuffin

- when the L.O.X. embarrassed him on every diss track, and then years later- he was smiling on camera with Jada

- when Jada did "Sorry Mrs. Jackson", and he did nothing..

- when you found out he lives in a mansion with 3 other grown men, but no women

- when 50 made fun of Ja Rule singing, and turned around and made songs singing himself

- when 50 was talking tough to the CEO of Koch, and told him to "put Cam on the phone.." and when Cam got on the phone, 50 changed his whoooooooooole demeanor

- after Cam'ron single-handidly embarrassed him, had made him shaving his teeth down and changing the name of his album

- when he made "Candy Shop"

- when he lost to Kanye, and tried to twist the rules and say he "meant worldwide numbers.."

- when Jay told him he couldnt release the "I Get Money" remix, until AFTER Kanye dropped his album

- when that African cat ran up on stage, and yanked his chain off his neck(1:36 mark)

- when he was doing that ghey ass dance onstage, thinking he was mocking Kanye

there ya go, my dude.. and once again- welcome to the site(as well as the blogroll). and i said it once, and ill say it again.. some of these new school, Willy bo-bo ass black cats who skate and claiming they this & that.. yall need to do some fukkin knowledge before yall go out trying to speak/represent for everybody else.. i mean.. just the fact yall dont even know WHO Livingroom Johnston REALLY is, or what he represented- is a fukkin joke in itself.. real tawk. half you clowns probly dont even know who the fukk Fred Reeves is, nor- a dayum thing about his legacy.. assclowns..

look.. im outta here.. i got sh! to do, and furthermore- a frame for a bed to go get or some sh!t like that.. for all ya new music, news, etc- hit up hustlemania.. you can also catch me on twitter.. and hold up.. its Tuesday, right? fukk it- Taco Tuesday at my place tonight.. yall be easy. and until next time- jeah!

"that was one of the most fukked up things ive seen in a minute.."

2009-07-14T07:25:00.000-07:00

imma keep it 100.. i dont care Chris Cole won, anything.. at all. it aint hate. i just could care less if the n!kka won, anything. the reason i say this, is it stems from a recent conversation me & a friend had re:skateboarding.. we were speaking on the newest videos, some dope tricks(which, Chris Cole is NO stranger to), and whatnot.. then Chris' name came up. i asked what he thought of him. Instead of answering, he questioned me. "What do YOU think of Chris Cole.?" I sat quietly, thinking of a CORRECT answer. and, before i could even respond. the kid dropped the most powerful, and truthiness statemant id ever heard.. "I like Chris Cole.. I think hes good. But, i think he skates- only because hes good.. doesnt look like he's having fun when he skates.." ive been in & out of church, my entire life. my Grandmother, Father, Mother, Brother, 3 Uncles, Aunt.. hell.. 75% of my families a preacher/first lady.. but what that kid spoke, was THE most powerful gospel i think id ever heard..

moving forward.. fukk ya iphone:

"wheres this dude get his blenders from.. because mine barely even blends fruit without breaking."- my new neighbor, Candace

my girl just went on a photoshoot with my/our good friend Autrelle. Autrelle happens to be some kinda kung fu/kick assedry wizard, and the plan was for me to get choked out by one of his Dr. Spock-like death grip techniques on camera. but, too bad everyone who has a camera.. or, hold on.. how come all the "filmers", are never ready to film anything..? real tawk- why DO alot of people have video cameras.. what DO you "film"? some of yall should ask ya'self that question.. and shout out to my lil brother whos well on his way to being the next Spike Jonze, or Spike Lee depending on what kinda woman, liquor and environment he's in at the moment... basically. somebody shoulda NEVER gave THIS n!kka, a camera.. people. watch ya girls. and, parents. lock ya daughter up..

or, they could end up doing some embarrassing sh!t like this:

For Hip Hop News & Entertainment at DimeWars.Com

Jesus H. Christ.. was that supposed to be "sexy"? whadda dumb bish! look.. i told yall a loooooooooong time ago, this broad was an embarrassing jackass.. not to mention, she looks like she could be a extra in the movie "Ants", with no make-up, or special effects involved.. gawt dayum i hate that ole, shorty sh!t stained. fake hip-hop lesbi"aint". i could definantly see her being another recipient of my new column" Embarrassing Jackass of the Week" over at jackassworld.com . yeah.. im doing work over there now. you mad, Scooby?

yknow what.. theres certain things i like to seperate, and two of them are my blog. and, my website.. but, today.. imma have to give up this piFF to yall, because this is one of THE goodest blend tapes, Ive ever heard..

Memory Man presents: Wu-Tang vs D.I.T.C
if you call ya'self being any kinda hip-hop fan, and you dont download this mixtape- one ya'self.. as i said, this is possibly THE best blend tape, ive EVER heard. and, i own as well as promote- ALOT of music.. for anymore of ya music, gear, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com.. yknowhatitis..

anybody ever witnessed a cop(or anybody), kill a man? well, thanks to this small thing we have called "YouTube", you can now bare witness.. roll the tape(and, btw.. this is REAL)

LIVINGSTON, LA (WAFB) - The Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office has released the dash cam video of a deadly traffic stop and in doing so said its deputies followed procedure.

The video shows Deputy Chris Sturdivant as he pulls over 42-year-old Adam Stogner. The tape starts with the deputy asking Stogner for his license. It ends with an officer asking the man if he's still breathing.

click here, to continue reading...

yeah.. that was one of the most fukked up things i think ive seen in a minute.. Straight up- fukk the police.. i know thers "some good ones.." hell. theres "some good" drug dealers, too.. but fukk em both. i cant believe i even watched that... with that said, im outta here. thanks for taking the time, once again, to peek into my view of the world. yall be easy.. if you wanna follw me on twitter, holla.. until next time- yall be easy. think freely. and, call ya Momma today and tell her you Love her... i just did.. jeah!

What a Week Its Been...

2009-06-29T09:47:00.000-07:00

real tawk.. look at this sh!t, folks...

now, is it me.. or does it seem like the Reaper been back on his grizzly, the last few weeks..? i mean.. dayum... people dropping like flies.. im sayin.. even the Oxy clean dude?!?! wooooooooord..?! then.. if that wasnt enough.. look what touched down in J'ville last Friday...

i swear to Gawd.. that was on the river, not even a mile from my house.. thunder clapped so hard, i was bout to crawl under the couch on some Scooby Doo sh!t.. what?! i dont play with Mother Nature.. but, i DID play the sh!t outta Micheal Jacksons "Human Nature" this weekend.. RIP MJ..

so last week.. me and my girl was sitting on the couch watching either Charm School, or that horse-face'did Daisy broad on VH1 for the 7946893246934642 time.. and i not only noticed the broad who i HATE, and to my luck- works at my favorite pizza place, lives across the street.. i also saw this cat(beginning at the 3:40 mark..), walking a mini English bulldog..

GAWT DAYUM, thas some cool ass white dudes..!! where the fukk these n(w)!ggas be's at? and, i wonder if they got some of that Purple Stuff 'cross the skreet? man.. i dont know if these n(w)!ggas can come kick it when my girl around, but when she aint- its on..

speaking of which- look what i came across on Twitter the other day..

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! actually.. know what? imma officially, promote this dude.. as embarrassing as he may be- he seem to be going all out at this point.. matter of fact.. unlike Eminems ole b!tchass.. i bet J'Rodg(is that his hip-hop monicker..?) doesnt have a tape that'll surface, with him callin' his "ex" a "N1gger B!tch..", he aint had another mans balls & taint in his face, and furthermore. was probly at the BET Awards last night.. so here.. yall download homeboys lil mixtape, and pass it along..

im outta here.. before i go.. for those of you who didnt catch it last night. imma leave you with the newest video, and now- first single off Jay-Z's upcoming "Blueprint 3" album.. this is "D.O.A.(Death of Autotune)..

dope video.. yall be easy.. ill be back later this week.. until then, you can catch me on twitter.. and for all your music, news, and other goodies- hop on over to hustlemania.. also.. check out my newest editorial, over at jackassworld when you get a minute.. alright.. really outta here this time.. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays- Michael Jackson( August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009... R.I.P.)

2009-06-25T18:09:00.000-07:00

today, i think i got some of THE worst news ive gotten in a loooooooong time.. today- one of my(and, slot of peoples) favorite artist of ALL TIME passed away, due to a heart attack.. i, or anyone i know- just couldnt believe it.. i know this sounds stupid- but i was one of those guys that thought, MJ would NEVER die.. damn.. this is a sad day.. the man might have left us, but his music will last FOREVER.. R.I.P. MJ

Michael Jackson - Ben

Michael Jackson - She's Out Of My Life

Michael Jackson performs Billie Jean live at Motown 25th Anniversary Special (1983)

Michael Jackson - Human Nature

Michael Jackson-Wanna Be Starting Something (Live from 1987 "Bad" Tour)

Michael Jackson- Beat It (Live 1987)

Michael Jackson Grammys '88-Way You Make Me Feel & Man In The Mirror

Michael Jackson - Pepsi Commercial 1988(all 4 parts)

*this shit is truly- sad.. i cant even post anymore videos.. sh!t bout to have me teared up.. yall be easy... peace

"sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news..."

2009-06-23T13:00:00.000-07:00

sometimes, more than others.. im convinced i get all the weird news. while everyone else gets all their info from Twitter, this station:

(Jesus Christ, that was embarrassing as all hell)or that ghay dude who got beat up by the Black Eyed Peas... hold on.. somethings uncontrollably funny about anyone getting a black eye, from the Black guy- in Black Eyed Peas.. no. really. thas actually, funny..

another eye jammy like that, and i 'ont even think any "special effects" would be required for ole boy to get a lead in Tim Burtons upcoming "Alice In Wonderland" movie schedueled to drop next March..

real tawk- i havent done any 'shrooms in awhile(last time i did, no Jereme Rogers..- i was hiding under a friends bed cuddling a cat, while waiting to ambush someone who was neither in the room.. or after me)but, i think i just got a slight mushroom tea flashback just posting those things..

in todays news of embarrassing jackasses.. who the hell is "Brando". and, what the hell is this?

hold on.. is this "funny.."? actually.. i dont know if i should laugh, or giggle confusely.. but truth be told- the Obama sh!t is going overbaord.. getting attention, and getting money are two different things.. only broke muthafukkers like attention.. chuuch!!

random quote of the day:
"dude... i love Animal Planet.. if they played rap videos(preferably, vintage style Rap City & BET UnCut again)- theyd be the best channel that ever surfaced.."- piFF Huxtable

this weekend i got some new tees from this local company here in Jacksonville called East Center, and i think yall should know about em..

100% skater owned, and operated.. from the art room, to the shipping room- everything these cats do is in-house.. support ya local skate scene & companies, and furthermore- dont be like these dudes..

word? thats what hot on the skreets..? whining on Twitter? i mean.. WOW! look.. i 'ont know about yall.. but, somebody do something i do- i take it as a form of flattery.. Tweetin and gossipin like a bird(yall catch that double entrede..?)- aint whas hot in these skreets.. we gotta do better. actually. fukk WE. YALL gotta do better.

im up outta here.. i got alot of work to finish up, and a few cases of Asahi from this weekends festivities to polish off.. hell. if i get done in time, might even have another bbq tonight.. yall be eay, and in the meantime- hit up hustlemania for some music, news, etc.. and know what.. get over to the Berrics.. they stay with that piFF.. until next time.. jeah!

I Put It On for my City, Put it Ooooooonnnnn

2009-06-22T08:58:00.000-07:00

*as seen on the cover of this Saturdays Florida Times Union

Professional skateboarder Clyde Singleton also works as a magazine columnist, video producer, contest emcee, spokesman and outspoken blogger - under his alter ego, Piff Huxtable.
photography by Jon M. Fletcher/Florida Times Union

by Matt Soergel
Clyde Singleton says that when he was young he did a lot of stupid stuff, and that doesn’t even count the time he cut his Afro into a flattop and dyed it blond.

He imitates his earlier self, adopting a high squeaky voice: “Run a car over my foot! See if it hurts!”

For the record, running a car over his foot didn’t hurt that much. But then Singleton has a reckless streak and a high tolerance for pain. That helps if you’re going to become a professional skateboarder, as he did when he left the Northside for California at age 17.

That helps if you’re going to be part of what would become MTV’s “Jackass” crew, pulling off stunts of questionable safety and taste.

And that helps if you’re going to run your mouth off making fun of the skateboard industry, making fun of some of its biggest stars, and making fun of yourself.

In the insular, image-conscious world of skateboarding, Singleton is something of a celebrity lightning rod - a magazine columnist, a blogger, a video producer, a contest emcee, a satirist, a spokesman, a personality, all brash and provocative.

So, in deliberately misspelled and slang-heavy articles, he writes about things such as “The Top 10 Worst Tricks in Skateboarding.” “Ten Ways to Ruin Your Skateboard Career.” “Ten Things You’ll Find in White People’s Houses” (cheese is one).

And if you’re, say, a male skateboarder who wears tight jeans - or even women’s jeans, as some stars have been known to do - then prepare to be needled mercilessly.

“Some people are embarrassing jackasses,” he says, giving a laugh. “But I can be one too.”

On the message boards, the offended rail against him: “A hater.” “Washed up.” “Abnoxious [sic].” Others get the joke: “You write articles that are fun, even if your opinions are wrong. Keep it up, man.”

Singleton has spent much of the past 17 years in California, the center of skateboarding culture. But he came home in November for the holidays and has stuck around. His mom runs three day-care centers, and his stepfather and brother have their own churches. He’s been away for half his life, and it’s kind of nice to be back doing the family thing.

Now he’s trying to figure out if he can stay in Jacksonville and still be relevant in the skateboarding world. In the old days, some companies paid him just to wear their clothes or ride their boards. That source of income has dried up. But he can still get free shoes and clothes and skateboards - it’s all part of the business.

His days of competing are over but, for now, he’s still able to cobble together a living simply being Clyde Singleton.

“Sometimes I wonder if it’s ever going to end,” he says. “But hey, enjoy it for the moment. The moment might last forever.”

click here to read full story…

- id like to take this time to thank Matt Soergel, Jon Fletcher, Martin Ramos @ Kona
skatepark for letting me not only skate padlees. but also, setting his pool on fire. and last but not least- my girlfriend for all your support in getting this article done.. if you know of the recent events going on in Jacksonville, and the medias attempt to potray us in a certain light, over a certain incident that was obviously MADE UP.. you'd know this front page feature, was HUGE for skateboarding.. so once again, props to everyone involved..

i gotta run.. got to edit down this weekends GoSkate day festivities, as well as knock out this photo gallery.. make sure to look out for both online over at the Transworld site within the next 48hrs...

and until, you can check out Jon M. Fletchers photo gallery of this years GoSkate Day(courtesy of /Florida Times Union).. then- get on over to hustlemania for all your music, news, and other goodies.. oh yeah- you can usually find me on twitter. yall be easy..

"aww nawll, hell nawll boy.. yall done up 'n done it!!"

2009-06-18T10:42:00.000-07:00

hoooooooold up.. so, im out here in J'ville, yknow. "swaggin. and im surfin. and im swaggin.."(thas my SH!t!!) anyhow.. so i get a message through the wire, that that embarrassing jackass known as Jereme Rogers has retired from skateboarding via Twitter.. ok. bye. skateboarding could use less b!tchass wanna-be rappers, who tuck they chain in around Black folks... moving forward. so i get this email, and were all poppin our daily jargon of randomness. when Dave Carnie decides to let me know about this book..

Vert skater and industry insider Pete Davidson has released a new book examining the skateboarding industry’s problems and what he feels needs to be done to keep the dream alive.

“No one has stood up and pointed out what’s wrong with the skateboarding industry,” says Davidson in the intro to Reforming a Counter Culture. “They are either too scared to lose their job or too stupid to see what childish things they are promoting.”

Davidson’s solution? “There’s a real need in the industry to show ourselves to the mainstream media…that skateboarders and dirt bags are not synonymous.”

hmm.. where do i start. ok. HOW THE FOKK, is this dude a "industry insider", and i(as well as anyone ive spoken to whos actively involved in the industry, and has been for close to 20yrs) know who the fukk this dude is? i mean.. lets keep it 100 for 2 seconds.. i BEEN at the party. been on the dancefloor. done met & greeted damn near everybody who came in the door. and as my man Riley from Boondocks said, "game recognize game.. and you looking REEAALLL unfamiliar right now.." and furthermore. how the fukk you a "industry insider", but you wearing some dayum mocassins with no socks..?

and did this dude just say "no ones stood up, and pointed out whats wrong with skatebaording.."? is this dude even fa'serious? i dont know if anyones been paying attention.. but there was a guy named Steve Rocco, and.. cal me crazy,. he wasnt "scared' of losing anything. matter of fact- he actually CREATED MORE JOBS.. see.. this is why dudes like this, shouldnt be speaking for us.. and, im being DEAD ASS SERIOUS..

in closing.. this dudes actually trying to convince people, skateboarders "arent dirtbags.." woooord? fa'real? jesus..

look, duke. im sure you had good intentions when writing ya lil book, and i even heard you quote ya boy piFF in there a few times. but, its pretty clear you dont know what the fukk you talm bout.. as skateboarders, we dont OWE anyone- anything. skateboarding is BUILT on rebeliion.. its one of our finest elements, which ALOT of people seem to have forgotten about. fukk their rules. fukk a dress code. fukk a public perception.. we created our own sub-culture, and now we got some clowns inside looking around on some "are we cool" sh!t.. its actually- pathetic. we dont need "them". we dont need their money, or their respect. once we learn to respect our own culture a little more, can we speak.. until then- everyone shut the fukk up. chuuuch!!!!

and while im at it.. why am i the last person to hear about these?:

"Legendary skate stomping ground Skate Park of Tampa teamed up with Nike to create this “Moat” Dunk Mid. This interestingly gross colored dunk has deep-rooted water inspiration [even stemming from Clyde Singleton’s chicken fetish]: Skatepark of Tampa’s infamous Moat has earned legendary recognition through the traditional “Moat Race” at the Annual Tampa Am and Tampa Pro. Although stories vary on the origin of the “Race,” it is rumored that Clyde Singleton used to regularly throw chicken bones into the murky waters to feed the The Moat’s original inhabitant, the turtle. Although The Moat has been the receptor of diesel run-off and human blood for the last 15 years, it still threatens to flood Skatepark with every Tampa-style torrential downpour. The colors of The Moat-Inspired Dunk Mid, chosen by Barak Wiser.."

thats odd.. ive never seen these shoes. nor, do i own a pair. somebody bout to end up on Judge Mathis..

well.. im up outta here.. dont forget, GoSkate Day is this weekend.. if youre anywhere near the greater Jacksonville area. or, ya broke ass wants to win some money- come check me out at both these events this weekend..

first order of business.. Kona skatepark.. event starts at 10pm. and Finals start @ Midnight(which means we'll be the first to celebrate goSkate Day.. you mad, Scooby?)theres 5,000 bucks in cash prizes, and the obstacles for best trick(s) are:
-Bank to Wall
-Big Four
-Super Booster(giant step-up/euro gap)
there'll be tons of food. sodas. road sodas. Hooters chicks. live DJ. few bands.. yeah. we doing it real big..

on Sunday.. the party dont stop..

brought to you by RedBull & Busstop mag, is the 3 park "bangers" series.. each of the 3 public parks in jacksonville will be hosting a best trick contest, with cash & prizes.. first park- Neptune Beach. and best trick is on the transition over the door. second park- is Ed Austin Park off Monument Rd. best trick will be on the brick 1/4, that resembles the imfamous Maitland transitions in Orlando. and the last contest, will be held at Kona with a BBQ, and all that good stuff.. my man Triclops will be on the 1s & 2s, and ill be hosting all weekend so come one. come all..

im really outta here this time.. and before i go- dont forget to check this saturdays Florida times-Union because ya boy piFF has a full feature in there, and you wont be disappointed in the skateboard shot i cooked up for it.. hell. i even suprised myself this time around.. yall be easy, and remember- get ya lazy asses out and skate this weekend. aint nothing on tv 'til Sunday night, anyways.. jeah!

oh.. i dont think i forgot, its Throwback Thurday.. Nappy Roots. "Aw Naw". take that. take that..

Gawt Dayum, ya man Hov'!!! New Yawk was CRACKIN this past week

2009-06-08T08:24:00.000-07:00

ill be honest.. i aint the biggest fan(nor, hater) of New Yawk.. but, i be crazy as hell to say it wat'nt crackin this past week... first off. congratulations to R.B., the God Kevin Tayor, Zered Basset, Eli Reed, and the rest of the Zoo crew on their new video that debuted last thusday.. you can check out all the highlights, and whatnot if you click this lank.. in related news.. Red Bull had their annual Manny Mania contest this weekend, and who took the belt this year than none other than my man Eli Reed:

real walkie-tawkie.. congrats to Eli.. thas my folks, right there.. we go back like some spinal cords, so its always good to see ya folks doing the dayum thing..

moving forward.. i be "Gawt dayum ya man Hov" done dropped a new track.."Death of Autotune", and this dude(once again) had the whole city- as well as ALL computers 'putin, worldwide.. get on over to hustlemania.com, and get'cha CDQ on. and oh yeah- i got the remix already too.. what? this Hustlemania, maaaaaaayn..

oh yeah.. how could i forget about T-pain.. so.. T-pain was in town to perform what was to be the last SummerJam at Giants stadium, and before he hit the stage.. well. just take a look at this n!ggery sh!t...

good Jesus of Megatroids, if that aint the ig'natest thaing ive ev'ah feasted muh eyes uh'pawns!!! where he got that at?!?!? fa'real tho.. you thaink he got that at some kiosk, at the local mall? if so, what mall this n!kka shoppin at? good Laaaaawd, is that one "Big Ass Chain..!!!!! "

oh yeah.. not to be confused with the God K.T.'s Lisa- Lisa Ling's sister, got sentenced to "12 years of Hard Labor" in a North Korean prison.. whew.. was almost nervous, for a minute there.. i mean- who else can i count on to send me Wa-Wa 1/2 tea-1/2 lemonade, and boxes of Herrs Hot Ceese Puffs..? ok.. that was unnecassary. hold on.. did i even spell dat right..? who cares..

and never the one to be outdone, is skateboardings own Mc Bud Bundy- my man, Mr. Jereme Rogers

seems as if our friend. MC Bud B has gotten himself in some trouble with the law, via the outgrowth of cowsh!t and whats commonly known as- 'shrooms... dude was mushrooms' and bugged out," preaching naked on his rooftop. jesus.. i cant make this kinda sh!t up.. :

Rogers, a high school dropout who attributes his skateboarding skills to God, was eventually grabbed by police officers and brought down from his precarious perch.

"It obviously was not an everyday experience," the 24-year-old athlete said. "It was a very out-of-body experience. I've never had an experience like that."

Rogers pulled off his boxer shorts about 6:40 a.m. Monday and climbed onto the roof of the two-story house he shares with roommates on Havemeyer Lane and Goodman Avenue.

"It was obviously something I shouldn't have done," Rogers said as he rolled a marijuana joint in his bedroom. "It was just something that happened."

Redondo Beach police Lt. Jim Acquarelli climbed about 20 to 30 feet to the roof, where he found Rogers yelling and screaming. Acquarelli said Rogers' roommates told him that he had ingested the hallucinogenic drug.

Rogers ran back and forth around the roof's perimeter, sitting down at the edge with his back to the street.

"He would have fragmented, interrupted conversations with people that weren't there,"

jesus christ, when does the embarrassment cease with this dude... for more of this embarrassing jackasses behavior, and the full story- click this lank..

im up outta here.. i got a new crib to move into. this hour old coffee i need to reheat. and furthermore, this new Ocean's 7 Mixtape to crank again.. ill be back later this week, and in the meantime- you can either catch me on twitter.. or, if you wait a lil bit- you can catch me over @ Kr3w, doing my thing.. oh sh!t! my girls leaving town tomorrow, too.. dayum, i got a long day.. oh double yeah- ill be working on a feature for Florida Times Union this week.. you mad, Scooby?bwahahahahahah.. im out, yall enjoy this Wallenberg contest that went down last weekend. good skating, but possibly- THEE worst music selection in the world..

yall be easy.. jeah!

"a fly n!kkas reality, a broke n!kkas dream...."

2009-05-28T08:06:00.000-07:00

theres good ideas. and then, theres bad ones. bad idea #209297479742073: stand behind the back door and try to scare ya girlfriend, after shes coming in from letting the dog out. end result. her yelling, and my toenail being crushed in half. man. i still cant feel my toe. and i gotta get on a plane to Minneapolis, in the next 6 hours. thats cool, though. imma still be living the life of a fly n!kkas reality, and a broke n!kkas dream.. you mad? with that said- should be interesting. but nowhere near as interesting as smoking weed, and watching National Geographic Channel. real tawk. i been leaning back on my piFFery over the last few months, and truth be told- flight schools been alot more interesting as of late. for instance.. did yall know THIS?:

what the...? yall see that shat?!! how the fukk did a Octopus, "drown" a shark?! actually. how the fukk, does a shark "drown"? that was one of the most bizarro things, ive EVER witnessed! but, if you think that was something. yall gotta see THIS shat. roll the tape:

did that sh!t ju....? hold up.... what. the. FOKK, was THAT? dead seriousnessly.. what. the. FOKK, was THAT? see. sh!t like that, is EXACTLY the reason why n!kkas DO NOT scuba dive. or swim in the deep end of the pool at night time. one more time, though- what the hell did that thing just do? i aint even gone lie.. that was one of the weirdest things ive possibly ever saw. and people walking around talm bout "aint no such thins as aliens.." yeah. okay. believe that sh!t if you want to..

lets switch up the mood for a minute...i dont know who sent me this, or where the fukk they got it from- but one thing i can tell you- Nas is a GENIUS. i still cant figure out why i never saw this.. roll em:

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahaha... good Jesus of Megaloids, if that aint one of the funniest things i ever seen't.*loads Nas' "Untitled" LP into the iPod Touch, for the trip* oh yeah.. my girl hooked up the iPod touch, and i swear to Gawd i never knew how dope those things were.. yeah. i lost for trying to be so "anti". but, those things are dope as fokk. now that i plugged it, i wil casually copy+paste todays blog, and shoot it over to Apple for my free product. and, leave the following sentence out. and THATS, how you hustle.. step ya game up. im saying.. i can only give so much swag, for free..

anybody hitting up Manny Mania, in NY in 2wks? i might go.. cant be that hard to win some dough, at a damn manual contest. and while im at it- no disrespect.. but i dont really fukks with Red Bull. it gives you mudbutt. a headache. and furthermore- the new Red Bull Cola products recently been found to have traces of cocaine in it.. dont believe me? take a look at this:

Germany is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.

Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage - which is available in the UK.

The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.
Red Bull Cola

Coke problem: An investigation in Germany has found traces of de-cocainized extract of coco leaf in Red Bull Cola

'The institute examined Red Bull Cola in an elaborate chemical process and found traces of cocaine,' said Bernhard Kuehnle, head of the food safety department at the federal ministry for consumer protection.

Authorities said the cocaine levels do not pose a health threat but are not permitted in foodstuffs.
read more here...

well. im outta here. i got some breakfast to cook. invoices to type up. a backpack to pack(im traveling light. the contest is sponsored by DC..) and, im trying to go see my brother at his church before i get to the airport.. in the meantime, for all your new music, news, and other goodies: get on over to hustlemania, or check out Koast & IGod over at 9elements.. and while im at it, check out the antics of my lil brothers world over at durty-d.blogspot.com... yall be easy, and ill keep everyone posted this weekend via iPhone Touch(plug).

Sometimes, life comes at you fast...

2009-05-22T09:08:00.000-07:00

lemme get straight to the chase.. theres embarrassing ass, moments. and, then theres times where you gota just say "fukk it.. i lost at life.." todays loser at life recipient, is none other than nerd-core rapper/blogger/sh!t talker Charles Hamilton. ill be honest. i know little to nothing about this dude, except that he thinks he bringing pink "back". and, he once dissed Uncle Luke live on the radio by saying something about Lukes wife having a d!ck hanging from her forehead on his television show. dayum. anyways. here we have a situation, where someone gives this nerd a microphone and.. well. just watch the tape:

bwaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhaha.. i dont know whats funnier. the fact he got a damn Pink Panther tied around his forearm. the fact he actually admitted to having sex with that marsupial-shaped hip-hop broad. or, the fact ole girl tapped his jaw, and he kept rapping. yknow what? fukk it. id say the combination of all four. but, i will give this dude props for not knocking her teeth out. then again- she lucky that wasnt Dr. Dre, or FunkFlex though.. oops. did i just say that?

im outta here. im battling a pretty bad cold, and drank damn near a half of bottle of Nightime TheraFlu about a hour ago. if my calculations are correct- by the time i wobble to the bed, and wake back up- the Magic should be whoopin up on JeBron Lames Cavaliers. in the meantime, if yall want any music: get on over to hustlemania. if somethings crzacking tonight, or you just wanna let me & the world know everything from you sippin on a coffee, to switching equipment at your local gym: hit me on twitter. yall be easy. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays- Ghostface Killah Edition

2009-05-21T07:25:00.000-07:00

man. i just woke up, and drank some cough syrup like i was Lil Wayne. so, i dont know whats going on. but i DO know: its not raining. and, the Magic won last night.(laughs at Lebron limping off the court, after what looks like a scratch on the knee from missing a kickflip). hold on. my face supposed to feel like the recipient of the "what the five fingers say", joke? i need to hurry this up. in this edition of Throwback Thursday, im gonna have to give it up to my man Ghost. this dude has arguably, one of THE best discographies in hip-hop. if you dont think so, do the world a favor and "one" ya'self.

Ghostface Killah ft Mary J Blige- All That I Got Is You

Ghostface Killah- Mighty Healthy(big shout out to Ray & the Mighty Healthycamp..)

Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Daytona 500

Ghostface Killah - Chercez La Ghost

Ghostface Killah- Nutmeg

Ghostface Killah feat. Raekwon - Apollo Kids

Ghostface ft. Jadakiss & Comp- Run

im up outta here.. this cold medicines kicking in something serious.. ill be back tomorrow. until then, yall check out the new post over at the Kr3w site, and for all your new music. news. etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com. yall be easy. jeah!

i lost my swagger for a minute, but i found it again the other day

2009-05-18T10:18:00.000-07:00

yeah.. i been gone for a minute. grew a beard. few inches of hair. dropped a interview in FTK. been putting in some heavy work at Transworld, and even threw a few pieces to my folks over at Kr3w. but, now im back on my bullsh!t over here.. sorry for the delay, and just for the holdup- imma bless you good folks with one of my favorite albums to drop this year.. here yall go:

Method Man & Redman- Blackout 2
for promotional use only
support the artists, buy their music

onto other news... has anybody seen this embarrassing ass, XXL cover?

jesus... i think my man Koast, couldnt have said it any better over at 9Elements site about a month ago.. Eminem DOES look like J.P., from the movie "Grandmas Boy". what an embarrassing jackass. anyhow. i got a question for you all. aside from this cover. songs like "Fakk", "Ass Like That", and "Big Weenie". When did you realize, Eminem was an embarrassing jackass? ive compiled a few of my own examples:

- when he recorded a track, calling his invisible black girlfriend "n!gger", and when confronted about it lied. then- the tape actually leaked and was publshed with a issue of the Source
- when he had to have his friends help him battle Benzino?
- when he dropped "Ass like that"?
- the first time you seen him in a du-rag?
- when he had beef Christina Aguilera?
- when "8 Mile" was released?
- when you heard his nasally ass voice, and realized it was actually his voice?
- when "Shady" gear dropped?
- when he popped sh!t, then apologized to Elton John?
- when he made them scratching noises, in "My Name is.."?
- when he had beef, with 2 dudes who dressed up like clowns that insisted to be called "Insane Clown Posse"?
- when he publically beefed with his Moms?
- when he dropped Shady Gear
- when he had "beef" with a damn hand puppet @ the MTV Awards
- when he had this cover of the Rolling Stone
.....

i could go on for days. this guys embarrassing, as all hell. and if your anywhere over the age of 15, and dont live in a trailer park. you should be embarrassed to listen to this dudes music. with that said. all those out there with common sense, and a decent sense of humor- feel free to leave more embarrassing Eminem moments in the comment section. and for all you out there catching feelings- dont trip. im gonna make this a ongoing theme, with many artists moving forward..

theres certain things in life that never get "old". and one of those things, is "Family Guy". aside from Tom & Jerry- this is possibly, the greatest cartoon known to man. so, i had to give a nod to what i see as one of the funniest episodes with the following clip. roll the tape:

good gawd, i think i just drooled on the keyboard.. i gotta get outta here. i got a new girl im hyped about, and we're going out for lunch. and, dinner. nothing like finding a new girl that youre hyped on. hell. my man Freddie "girl, gotta girlfriend"!(good luck with that one). but this months been gravy, and as i said- im back on my bulsh!t. so you'll be seeing me alot more. and dont forget to check my new spot over at the Kr3w site. and yeah. im still putting in work at Transworld in the magazine, as well as on the net. matter of fact- got a Matt Fink piece ill be dropping soon. and before i get outta here, didnt wanna forget to let yall know ill be hosting this years Damn Am, in Minneapolis again. here ya go:

click this lank, for more details..

im out.. yall be good. watch for more music/news updates over at Hustlemania later this week, and in the meantime- get on over to 9elements for any music/news, etc.. tell em piFF sent ya.

Speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas..

2009-03-12T09:00:00.000-07:00

ok.. where do i start? so. awhile back, id done a editorial for Transworld and in between my getting paid for said work- id moved out of my old place on the beach.. fokk all that. lemme get to the thick of thaings.. actually- i think i should just quit speaking on that for now.. especially seeing as its a legal matter, now..

but.. i will speak on this Britney Spears clip that somehow, keeps getting removed from various sites:

actually.. what CAN be said about that.. i mean.. i truly wouldnt be suprised if her puzzy look't like a old soggy cold cut, anyways. yeah.. i said it..

onto gooder news.. has anyone seen this Master P, Snickers commercial:

unnnnnghhhh!!!!!

btw.. you know you can catch that commercial, ALL my music, news, events and just about anything but my blog over at hustlemania.com now, right? well.. now you know..

speaking of news.. you guys hear about this sh!t going down in Texas?

seems as if youre Black, you can drive thru this lovely town of a little over 1ooo people.. but, the only problem is- you might not drive out. at least with your car, cash, jewelery, or other valuables.. Law Enforcement has figured out someway to strip motorists(many of which, are Black), of their properties without even charging them with a crime.. theyve "offered" over 140 drivers, with the option of "voluntarily" giving up all their possessions. or, face felony charges of "money laundering", or other serious crimes.. yeah.. and this is in Amerikka, were talm bout!!! to read more on this utter fukkery, click this lank.. real tawk. it wouldnt suprise me one bit, if that broad who stole my check was from Tenaha..

speaking of embarrassing sh!t to come outta Texas.. has anyone heard what this embarrassing jackass had to say recently:

seems as if that dude right above.. yeah.. him. the guy with the mullet, and denim vest.. fokkin loser. anyways.. that embarrassing jackass has publicly proclaimed that "theres thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government.." and, "If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.” word..? "President of Texas.."jesus.. i really wish i could just make this kinda sh!t up.. i mean.. is it me, or is this a case of where Chuck Norris has been watching a little too much Chuck Norris? real tawk- i seriously wish Bruce Lee was alive to kick this dudes ass, AGAIN..

im gonna get outta here.. i got a pool, and hot tub to splash in.. some ladies poolside to share some adult beverages with. and, another lady from Philly who will be joining me.. and, hey man.. yall need to quit telling these girls yalls feelings.. alot of yall getting exposed, and furthermore- you just push em closer to me when you act like that.. look at that. just gave some of you bums some free game.. im out, fa'real this time.. once again. feel free to catch me on twitter.. and dont forget to check out the new hustlemania.com for your daily fix off just about anything.. yall be easy.. until next time.. jeah!

"i thought the same thing.."

2009-03-02T10:55:00.000-08:00

sorry for the minor absence.. as random as it may seem. A-Rods "cousin", somehow hacked into my account. therefore, i wasnt able to log into my blog for a few days.. that sneaky lil, sons' uh b!tch. oh well. im back. and can somebody explain what the fokk, this is? roll the tape:

yeah.. i thought the same thing when i saw it. "damn, i could go for some Chinese food.." was i supposed to say that? who cares. its Monday. i somehow woke up with a bag of chronic strategically placed in my pocket, and a snifter full of lemonade next to my bed. and. its damn near, 70 degrees outside. safe to say- ill be in the hot tub in the next 20 minutes..

heard NY got over foot of snow, last night.. yeah.. i thought the same thing when i heard that:

alright.. that whole- "i thought the same thing" thing, was getting fun tho.. might have to make that my SH!t. or. i could make "my SH!T", my sh!t.. hold on. i think i just officially, confused myself..

speaking of confusing.. HOW does this kinda sh!t, KEEP happening?

in all fairness. more than likely some bamma thought he'd be "funny", by doing this. but nonetheless .the store did issue an apology. btw. that Barnes & Nobles is in Florida.. who woulda guessed.. see. sh!t like that. the lack of a decent burrito. and the beauty of coming home from a night out, and not smelling like you work at a Marlboro factory, are all factors in why ill see most of yall- VERY soon..

speaking of which.. anybody seen Kevin Taylor? where this n!kka, AT? This dudes literally- skateboardings own version of Cam'ron.. we gotta find Kevin, yall. Im callin it. This year. KT gone make it, " a hot sum'muh.." like Cam was 'pose to. matter of fact. i think we need a Kevin Taylor moment:

yup.. i thought th.. kidding. i gotta get outta here, tho. going to hit up the hot tub, and sweat out this pirate juice. then plop on the couch, and catch some college hoops.. a bunch of new tracks, and mixtapes dropped @ i got the hook up. in the meantime, if you wanna catch me on twitter. clink the lank.

and i shall now leave you with- this classic:

damn, im hungry now.. yall be easy. jeah!

the Calm, before the storm....

2009-02-24T09:26:00.000-08:00

i been a little under the weather for the last few days. so first off- excuse my absence.. moving forward.. i think its about time to REALLY expose somebody.. and, BADLY. see. the problem is- sometimes, people dont know WHO the fokk they talkin to, or about. and then. next thing you know. some infos passed along to me, and.... well lets just say. somebody gone be embarrassed. might even put his photo up on the Summerjam screen, too.. "b.. b.. but.. i got a girlfriend..." yeah, yeah, yeah. so did Eddie Murphy. whats your point? getting money from old men, for "favors" is whats hot in the skreets?!?! fukkin, DISGUSTYA.. anyways. as i was saying.. sombody gone get EXPOSED. actually.. i aint even gonna expose you.. imma do a "Public Service Announcement..." just like me favorite rapper, Gille the Kid, does to folks..

so with that said, imma leave yall with this hilarious photo of "Mother of the Year":

this hilarious ass video, on how to get woman with a full refrigerator:

(this is possibly, a TRUE Youtube Classic)

and.. know what? imma hit yall with this free mixtape, because i can:

Trap-A-Holics & T.I. - Gone Til November

im outta here.. in the meantime, you can catch up with me on twitter. or, if you want more music, music related new, etc.. get on over to i got the hook up. all your skateboarding news, get on over to Transworld. and, dont forget to check out whats going on over at Steelo Hero(i think i might have a new editorial up today..) ill be back tomorrow, and until then. i leave you with Law #17 re:todays post:

#17- Keep others in suspended terror: Cultivate an air of unpredictability

its finna REALLY be a hot summer down here in Jacksonville.. yall be easy.. jeah!

2009-02-20T08:02:00.000-08:00

first, and foremost... i havent been blogging much here because not only do i have several other writing gigs. but, i just started blogging over at Steelo Hero(Stevie Williams & Interscope Records brainchild).. my 2nd installment(10 Worst Streetwear Trends) just went up, so click this lank to read it.. shout out to Leland, and Dave over at Interscope..

by the way.. the lovely Jean Grae is having a gig tomorrow night @ Joes Pub in NYC.. heres a lil promo for yall:

"Love Songs From A Post Modern Mixed Girl" Show
Joe's Pub, NYC
425 Lafayette St
New York, NY 10003
212) 539-8777
Saturday Feb 21st 11pm.
All Love Songs.. ALL NIGHT.. damnit, i love that woman..

and oh yeah.. Murs & 9th Wonder just dropped a free album. *does the Harlem shake* thats whassup..

looks like it finally happened.. thats right. Hammers gettin his own reality series on A&E.. and ill probly spend as much time wayching it, as it took to post this paragraph.. fokk i wanna watch Hammer for? Hammer dont bust his guns!

dog.. real tawk- what the fokk, is this?:

if you think thats something.. watch this..:

too bad none of em aint fokkin with THIS, tho..:

damn.. i think imma go push around at the park.. yall be easy. most of you, ill see tonight wondering the streets of downtown Jacksonville or at the Hip Hop Hell emcee battle.. in the meantime, you can catch me at www.twitter.com/hustlemania. want some new music? get over to i got the hook up the rest of you.. until next week, yall be easy. jeah!

Whos losing the "Human Race" V2.18

2009-02-18T09:24:00.000-08:00

so today, i get this email blast id like everyone to take a look at:

what the FOKK, is that?!? and that ran in a nationally published, newspaper? i mean.. seriously- what the fokk is that? didnt that have to go thru some sort of "committee"? a editor? anybody?!?! i mean.. they drew a picture of the President, as a shot-up monkey! im convinced, this can't be real... but just for sh!ts and giggles, im gonna give yall the math on who you can contact. here ya go:

col.allan@nypost.com(Editor)
letters@nypost.com

i already wrote my letter. yall should really pass this drawing, and info around to enough people til The Post gives Obama, as well as its readers a open apology. soon after, i hope they go out of business, and its taken over by the Editors of XXL Magazine.. XXL always got some fine womans in the "Eye Candy" section, anyways..

peace..

another case of 2nd-hand embarrassment..

2009-02-17T10:43:00.000-08:00

before i get started.. what the FOKK is this:

i think i just got 2nd hand embarrassment for every white person i know.. actually. everything she does, is embarrassing. shes like the white Whitney Houston, with a dash of Flava Flav.. id still smash tho. in the dark, on a boring ass Sunday. but. id smash..

while im on the subject of embarrassing mothafokkers, this dude Suge Knight got knocked out- AGAIN!! i mean.. thas like twice, in not even a year that dude got baptized in some random club.. this time, whoever put the beats on him, tried to beat Suges eyeball out his skull. dayum.. thas almost on par with the one time my lil brother beat this dudes ass, with a can of fix-a-flat.. yeah. fix-a-flat. what? my lil brothers a beast.. n!kkas like skateboardings own, Kimbo..

ok.. now, i know im a bit late, but.. see this phone?

this thing does it all.. A mobile phone, mp3 player, gps system, internet, global voice translator, camera, video player, movie projector, coffee brewer, razor and harmonica in one! sound impossible? its not.. at least the idea of it.. go check out the site.. possibly one of the smartest, yet genius concepts to date. not the phone.. the idea..

all jokes aside.. when i first got the email blast with this headline, i swear to God it had something to do with the 50cent/DJ Khaleds mother fiasco.. im saying tho...

i gotta go.. in the meantime, id like to welcome Stevie Williams, Leland & the Steelo Hero family to the co-defendants line-up.. ive been laying down some work over there as of late, and will be droppping weekly blogs moving forward.. heres one of my first blogs that dropped, last week.. .. yall be easy. want some new music? get on over to mr904.. events, product releases, etc- get over to hustlemania. you can also catch me on twitter.. ill holla.. jeah!

i usually dont even do this, but...

2009-02-11T09:42:00.000-08:00

gawt damnit.. i got my first EXCLUSIVE story over at my music blog.. jeah! see this broad:

thats the rapper Joe Buddens girlfriend, Tahiri.. Mr. Budden has been the talk of the internet for the past month or so mainly due to his JoeBuddenTV antics which have included:
- showing off his girlfriend ass, at an all-time rate
- embarrassing himself, in rap battles with the likes of Saigon, Ransom, etc..
- watching Ransom walk up to his best friends crib, and Ransoms boys slap the sh!t outta him
- his bummy ass "goons", threatening people in front of a random AppleBees
and other senseless sh!t, that has nothing to do with a album release..

which brings us to Monday morning.... Tahiri was on the Angela Yee show playing the game "never..". somewhere in the middle of the game, she was asked if shes never slept with 2 guys in one day.. ladies and gentleman, please click this link.

Budden might have to get his "Chris Brown" on, with this broad..

i got shit to do today.. for any upcoming events, get on over to Hustlemania.. ill see yall tomorrow for Throwback Thursdays.. jeah!

Whos losing the "Human Race"

2009-02-09T10:49:00.001-08:00

about 13 years ago, i took a trip up to Boston as that was the city we were supposed to leave for the Strength Unity Tour. For all the OG heads ou there, im sure yall remember Strength magazine from back in the day. dope magazine. anyways. as i get to Boston, within the first few hours- cops roll up on us as were skating down the street. out of everyone skating, they specifically stopped Jahmal Williams and I. after proceeding to yell in our faces, and asking bunch of frivolous questions(Rawse!)they finally let us go about our business. but, not before rolling alongside us as we walked up the road, making sure only us 2 didnt skate. i remember commenting about the blatant racism, and he assured me it was pretty normal in Boston. as a matter of fact, he then went on to tell me about this statue that was located somewhere in town whereas it depicted a Black man either bowing to, or kissing Abraham Lincolns foot. i remember thinking dude was talking sh!t, but never really thought much of it up after that.

so, the other day. im sitting here watching A&E, and a commercial comes on about a upcoming Abraham Lincoln special. i dont know if it was the weed, or what. but i decided to get online and do a little "research" on this mystery Abraham Lincoln statue that was in Boston. and look at what i found:

hold on... now.. WHAT. THE . FOKK.. IS, THAT?! is he kissing his foot? shining his shoe? seriously.. WHAT THE FOKK, IS THAT?! and WHY is it at a City building? can somebody from the Boston area, throw a explanation of exactly what the fokk that is? why hes half-nekkid, kissing his foot, and/or shining his shoe? and, why is it at a City building..? I mean. aside from the City of Boston outlawing blunt wraps, and the recent arrest of Shepard Fairey this has got to be one of the most ridiculous things ive ever seen in my life..

moving forward.. i spoke to my cousin Levon, out in Cali the other day and he told me it aint looking too good outthere. alot of businesses going under, and so forth.. me, being the non-beliver i am, told him to shoot me a photo of what Melrose look like these days..

damn... the Johnny Rockets gone too? yeah.. i highly suggest whoever aint from Cali, get the fokk outta there- right now! "there aint no more gold, in dem dere hills..!!"

whas wrong with this picture:

exactly.. me neither. but interestingly enough, Stormy Daniels(pictured above) is running for Senator of Louisiana. im almost convinced between this porn star, Al Franken, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and Gary Coleman- anyone can run for office these days.. with that said, piFF Huxtable for Office in 2010. Vote or Die, my n!kkas and n!ggettes..!

while we talking about beautiful woman.. remember Lauryn Hill:

such a beautiful woman..

now..

what the fokk happened to Lauryn Hill:

for'real tho.. like.. what, the fokk happened to her? Her, and Whitney Houston must know the same dealer. because they both went from Goddesses, to "Gaaawdamnit"esses, in the blink of an eye. i remember Sheltons Moms telling us a story how her friend was selling Lauryn Hill a house down in SD area. and the lady said Lauryn Hill refused to talk to her. Whatever she wanted to convey, she'd write on a napkin or the closest piece of paper, and have "her people" read it.. damn.. that dont sound "crazy". that actually sounds like, the perfect woman.

im outta here.. once again, want music? get on over to mr904. for events, releases, news, etc.. get on over to hustlemania. in the meantime, you can catch me on twitter talking sh!t, while i edit this video down for Transworld.. until next time.. jeah!

and oh yeah- free Chris Brown...

Throwback Thursdays:

2009-02-05T08:34:00.000-08:00

in this edition of Throwback Thursday, im gonna give it up to our West coast brethren who've been putting it down for the last 2&1/2 decades.. while some of you might not be familiar with some of this late 80s piFF, others of you will definantly be taken down a walk trough memory lane.. enjoy, folks

Sir Mix-a-Lot- Posse On Broadway

Candyman - Knockin Boots

Dj Quik - Tonite

NWA - Express Yourself

Mc Eiht - Straight Up Menace

Ice Cube - Doing Dumb Shit

yall be easy.. in them meantime, wanna get some new music get on over to mr904.blogspot.com..... for all your events,new gear,updates and all that good sh!t- get on over to hustlemania.com.. peace..

and remember- karmas a b!tch. b!tch..

2009-02-04T07:50:00.000-08:00

look man.. i told yall when MR1 dropped. i spoke on at the beginning of the year. and once again- i just spoke on it briefly to Transworld.. Anthony Williams, is THE BEST SKATEBOARDER SINCE THE TURN OF THE CENTURY. think im lying? roll the gawt dayum tape:

now.. if you know ANYBODY fokkin with dude, somebody let me know.. its a fokkin shame its clowns out here skating in white womans denim, and doing sh!t that would be wack & ugly in '92- getting praise and coverage, while this brohta has to "wait his turn.." skateboarding should be ashamed of yourselves.. thats real tawk.. anyways.. get on over to Transword(whaddup Blair), and check out Anthonys interview. and dont forget to hit the props buttons.. once again. congrats Ant'. you deserve it.. and dont forget.. MR2 coming soon.. "its finna be a hot summ'uh"-Killa Cam

while im on my skate sh!t this morning.. for those of you up north, stuck in a blizzard.. heres something for yall. new, Alien Workshop video premiere!

Alien Workshop Video - 'Mind Field'
this Friday Night - it starts at 9:00 pm sharp!
Oak Street Cinema
309 Oak St. SE
Minneapolis, MN 55414
big shout out to my boy Steve Nesser, and the folks at Familia Skateshop for making this happen.

moving along.. somebody wanna tell me what happened to this h0e, face:

ive put together a small list of sh!t her face reminds me of..
-a Ed Hardy shirt
-a piece of ham, with a bunch of marbles on top
-one of them things you put a bunch of sewing needles in
-a BB-gun target
-a bunch of balled up Hershey Kisses foil wrappers, laying in some throw-up
....
feel free to add on.

sooo.. i got word yesterday that some clowns who ripped me off for some money, not only lost their apt. one lost their job(the other never had one), and ones been spotted up in the A driving the others dead Mothers PT Cruiser the finance companies been looking for for months.. i hate to laugh at another mans downfall, but y'know what? bwahahhaahhahahahahahhaahahaha.. Karmas, a b!tch aint it. remember folks. you receive the energy you put out to the world. and here, we have a clear example.. fokkin clowns. whaddup Dorien.. these n!kkas BROKE! take that bum up to The Local, and get him a PBR. hate to see a grown man spend his last $2 in rolled pennies..

im up outta here.. got alot of sh!t to do today. if yall wanna catch me, hit me up on www.twitter.com/hustlemania.. until then. yall be safe, and remember- karmas a b!tch. b!tch..

"my words attack skills, & vocabulary too.. come and hit ya with this edition, is all brand new.. you through, im interplantery like Dr. Who.."

2009-02-03T07:40:00.000-08:00

hooooold the fokk up. before i get started, anyone see this photo of Micheal Phelps yet?

besides smoking out of that baby ass bong, im still trying to figure out exactly whats wrong with this photo..? so.. a 8-time Olympic gold medalist in swimming, is smoking weed- and people are buggin.? yall serious..? i know some people who smoke one bong rip, and start sweating & looking out the windows all paranoid.. this dudes done won more medals than Jesse Owens, and was probly smoking in the locker room beforehand. with that said- shouldnt he be an advocate, for the positive effects of smoking weed? just something to ponder...

does anyone remember this incident from December:

bwahahahahhahaa... gawt dayum, that was gully! anyways.. while that dumbass reporter, sits in rots in jail with no shoes.. i wonder if he knows hes become the inspiration for this new statue at a Tikrit orphanage

The shoe monument, made of fiberglass and coated with copper, consists of the shoe and a concrete base. The entire monument is 3.5 meters (11.5 feet) high. The shoe is 2.5 meters (8.2 feet) long and 1.5 meters (4.9 feet) wide.The orphans helped al-Amiri build the $5,000 structure.. if you wanna read more about this big ass historical shoe, click this lank

sooo.. for all my Cali folks. heres some more good news for yall.. if you've been dumb enough to not follow the news, and paid your taxes early in hopes of a early refund- think again.. Cali running out of money, so the State controller has held on to 3.7 BILLION.. read more here.. i mean.. imma gone head and be reality- im glad i got out the mothafokker when i did.. and oh yeah.. Manny Ramirez aint coming back to the Dodgers either.. its a rough week out West..

new Killa Cam.. "I Hate my Job". jeah!

to get this, plus much more new music. get on over to mr904.blogspot.com

i gotta get up outta here.. got some editing to do, and some invoices to fill out. speaking of editing. i hosted a contest in Gainesville last weekend, and by the time i got my drunk ass halfway home- i realized i still had the microphone in my pocket.. no need to worry tho. just means im "prepared" for my next event. ill see yall later this week.. wome of yall, at Art Walk in downtown tomorrow.. gonnie goo goo

i got a story to tell...

2009-01-30T06:57:00.000-08:00

i really dont even got time to be blogging today, but i just got this clip and i swear if this aint the funniest thing ive ever seen in my many years of being a hip-hop fan.. roll the tape:

i mean.. wow.. they selling this n!kka Suge socks, at a Death Row auction?! thats about as funny as that one time i went over to Sheltons on morning, and Suge had just left his house.. long story, but if anyone remembers the Playboy Playmate blog from last year. Suge, Shelton and Nicole Narain all went back to Sheltons one night. Smoked Euros, and played tunk in a circle sitting Indian-style.. Suge, having never smoked Euro's- passed out almost immediately and woke up the next morning under a huse Snoop Dogg poster. to add more irony to insult. as you leave Sheltons condo, theres a velvet painting of Pac above the stairwell you cant miss as youre walking out the door.. my, my, my. how the mighty have fallen. my n!kka Shelton, got more money and hoes than Suge. bwahahahahahhahahahhahaha.. Jesus. all that. and the n!kka was placed parallel with the Earth, from a n!kka who hold clippers for a living.

in the meantime.. Busta Rhymes has exposed himself to CRYING over a Dr.Dre beat:
Complex: Obviously people look at Kanye and say he's a perfectionist, but I mean, for Detox to be delayed so much, people wonder, What's really going on?

Busta Rhymes: I'm going to be honest with you, to this day I haven't really been able to put my finger on what's going on either. Because I've heard sh!t in that studio that almost is crazy to not expose it and share it with the world-it's phenomenal. So much ****, for years, he will make the most unbelievable sh!t. Yo, I've been in sessions where I've listened to beats and have cried because I couldn't have it.

Complex: Do you think it'll come out?
Busta Rhymes: I definitely believe that Detox is going to come

smmfh.. to read more about this crybaby ass, mothafokker. click this lank.

real quik- id like to take this moment to welcome >DJ Koast, and the 9elements crew to the family...thats whassup

get on over to mr904.blogspot.com for all the new music you need, and im outta here.. got some filming and skating to do

Throwback Thursdays: Robert Nesta Marley Edition

2009-01-29T06:46:00.000-08:00

i woke up this morning, to some monsoon like conditions.. figuring that another day of exercising my knee out, cruising up at the park was out the door. i immediately made a cup of coffee, and rolled a blunt. what? i work at home, and at on my own pace. therefore- i can do what the fokk i want. when the fokk i want.. anyways. id like to take this Thursday to blaze one up to some of my personal favorites, from the late-great Robert Nesta Marley.. enjoy.

Bob Marley - Talkin Blues (live 1975)

Bob Marley - Redemption Song (Live)

Bob Marley - Pimpers Paradise (Live)

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Kinky reggae (Live)

Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Bunny Wailer - Simma Down (live 4.10.73)

Bob Marley - Kaya (Madison Square Garden, NY, 1978)

thas whassup... in the meantime, if your looking for more music- get on over to mr904.blogspot.com. for upcoming events, check out hustlemania.com.. until next time folks.. jeah!

"..he got a haircut, like Theo Huxtable friend 'Cockroach'"

2009-01-28T07:15:00.000-08:00

ok.. all bullsh!t aside. how the fokk can you take a dude serious, who dresses like this..?

see.. this is exactly why, i could never take Kanye West serious as a person, or a artist.. first off. he got a haircut, like Theo Huxtable friend "Cockroach" from the Cosby show. secondly. ALL them n!kkas look like some gay pirates..third.. is the dude to the left, wearing a pleather, cheetah print jacket? this photo lost, on so many levels. even i dont know what to truly say other than im glad i dont own 808s & Heartbreaks..

wanna feel smart, or look like you actually doing something other than lurking myspace when your signifigant other walks in the room? here ya go.. take some free online classes at MIT.. heres some more, so you REALLY dont have to have an excuse, now.. yeah. youre welcome, for not only saving your relationship. but learning you some sh!t, all in one paragraph..

for those of you who aint broke.. here ya go:

Fairfax Corner Sale @ SLB
501 N. Fairfax Ave
Los Angeles, Ca 90036
323.655.4SLB
Everything in the store will be 50%-70% off; featured brands include Clae, Hot Air, Reason, Homeroom and Cassette

im gonna get out of here.. but before i go. would someone explaun to me exactly what the fokks wrong with 2Pac in this video clip:

what.. the.. fokk.. was... that..? know what? im just gonna act like i never even saw that utter display, of homoness.. im outta here.. hitting the hot tub up. dining on this pasta i just chef'ed up. then going to Tijuana Flats, for free beer.. yup. free beer.. i suggest yall get like me.. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays: B.I.G. Edition

2009-01-22T09:40:00.000-08:00

First time i remember hearing dude, was on the track Party & Bullsh!t. then one day, while on my first trip to Cali. Kareem Campbell & I were riding up 405, and he pulls out this demo tape and asked, "you ever hear of this dude.." That demo tape, happened to be the half-mastered version of Ready to Die. in this edition of Throwback Thursday.. im gonna take this time to give due respect, to one of the best who ever did it- Notorious B.I.G...

Notorious B.I.G.- Rare Freestyle @ age 17

The Notorious B.I.G.- Unbelievable Live At Hot 97

The Notorious B.I.G.- Juicy

The Notorious B.I.G. The What feat. Method Man

The Notorious B.I.G- Kick In the Door

The Notorius B.I.G.- Notorious Thugs feat. Bone Thugs n Harmony

The Notorious B.I.G.- 10 Crack Commandments

"NOTORIOUS" Theatrical Trailer & Soundtrack Spot

my President is, Black...!!!!

2009-01-21T05:18:00.000-08:00

*walks in the door, acting like i just came back from the store* Whaddup.. just been chilling down in Florida. layed down a room of flooring yesterday, in the new crib. watched the President get sworn in.. still rockin this knee brace. oh yeah.. its probly a good time for them hoes i live with to know- im moving. tonight. new cribs got the golf course, and hot tub in tripping distance from the front door.. its safe to say- im winning. and, at a lovely pace.. matter of fact. i usually 'ont even do this.. First piece of the year. TWS presents Clyde Singleton vs George Evans.. roll the tape. im back, like a spinal cord in this bish!

shout out to my man Blair Alley, DeWitt over at Element and Jon Montessi.. and, in the good words of my man O'Shea Jackson, "oh.. it aint over muthafokk'uhs.."

did anyone else see this last night..?

MTV Shows

did this n!kka just thaink, not only half the world- but the fokkin government? why the fokk would this dude, "thaink" the government..? didnt he get caught with a cache of weapons over a year ago, and only gonna do 12 months? you do realize, anything less than a year, and one day- you can do less than a year..? something dont sound right. truthfully. the government be "thaink'in" TI for his "co-operation"..

so.. i recently got word of ALOT of industry cats, have gotten laid off.. funny thing about that is. i actually called this, years ago.. reason why, is skateboarding hit what id refer to as the "Gold Rush Era". at first.. nobody believed in it.. then. once it was well known, that there was a "rush". jobs started being given to anyone willing to "search for gold". now the golds gone. workers are useless, and have to go back to there random ass lives of obscurity. ill tap into this in a upcoming editorial. but, in the meantime..

heres something that'll get your minds off the cold weather. and being jobless:

January 22, 2009
TRIBECA CINEMAS
54 Varick Street, New York, NY 10013
www.tribecacinemas.com
8:30 pm to Midnight

Complimentary Drinks & Hors D'oeuvres - 21 & Over
RSVP at www.scion.com/easy10
Early arrival is suggested as space is limited. Entry not guaranteed.

before i get up outta here... i wanna give out one award for 2008.. this is possibly THE best skateboarding ive seen, in a long time.. ladies & gentleman.. star of Minority Report, and upcoming Minority Report 2. and winner of the "2008 Golly im Gully" award- Mr. Anthony Williams.

yeah.. exactly. dudes the TRUTH. im up outta here.. btw- im trying to change the interface on this page, so if im gone for a few days- ill be back.. in the meantime. check out my lil brothers blog. but what i highly suggest, for some of yall is to find a JOB..

and oh yeah.. "My President is Black....!!!!!"

Young Jeezy - New Music - More Music Videos

on my 25th hour...

2008-10-17T09:25:00.000-07:00

damn.. it HAS been 2 months, huh? well. welcome back. me? i been everywhere from riding a emotional relationship rollercoaster, crossing America filming a television show, to handcuffed to a bench in a LA precint for riding a bike. but, we'll get back to that later.. im back! too bad i gotta be on another plane to Miami, in less than 3 hours.. so, lets get this crackin. roll the tape...

bwahahahhahahahaha.. what the fokkery, was that? no.. seriously.. WHAT THE FOKK, WAS THAT?!?! can someeobdy say, "exorcism"?

actually.. lets be fair here for a minute..

damn... this n!kka Booker T. literally- "blacked out"! now, THAT was some classic shyt.

hooold on.. first off. me & my lil brother D's cool again. What? This aint Dipset! thas my family, and we let shyt go like family does. BUT! you know i gotta do this to the lil dude.. now. can somebody please tell me exactly what the fokks is goinz on here:

Skater Reese Williams in Young LA's music video from Kei[s] Open Doors on Vimeo.
first off.. whas my lil brother doing hanging with these assclowns? secondly. i cant take ANY brother with a mohawk serious, unless his names Mr.T. lastly.. who the fokks a Yung LA? fa'real tho..

actually.. to be fair, it cant be much worse than Jereme Rogers rapping.. yeah. he raps now, too. personally, my favorite track is "fresher than a mug..", where J-Rog' really gets his Bud Bundy on. "fresher than fresh.. fresher than Zest..".[Master]unnnggghhhhhhh[P]. Jesus.. Chris Gentry must be doing rodeos in his skate/hip-hop grave.

the other day i had the pleasure of meeting skateboarding original rude bwoy- Jay Adams. i tip my hat to the brother. seems to be getting his life together, as well as told me he was a avid reader of my editorial piFF. thas whassup..

i gotta run.. got a interview with the Miami New Times, some last minute packing and some more JR to upload to my PSP. for those in the Miami area this weekend, come by MIA Skatepark for FujiFilm Fest:

Habitat Demo. Z-Trips spinning. giveaways. shyt.. im there! actually. i better be, if i want my chiz'eck! im out.. dont know if/when ill be back to LA. and truthfully- dont care. yall be good. Kari. i love you. ill be back. and i leave you all with this..

bwahahahahaahhahah.. im out.. peace.

edit: in the 25th hour- we on! Walk wit me Vol.4.. big shout out to Danny Kass, Dingo, nick Dunlap, JN Media, FujiFilm USA and the good folks at Transworld.. jeah!

"were really losing the human race.."

2008-08-19T10:06:00.000-07:00

ok.. before i even get started.. heres a laundry list of things thats happened since i was last here:
- totaled the front end of my girls car(some bish in front of me, slammed on the brakes.. so did i. my front end went under their SUV. her muffler went thru the bumper.. and well. my unliscenced ass should be in jail.. but im not.. but.. i am a couple grand in the hole..). funny part of the story is- my girls front end is totaled. and heres this clowns car:

and this dudes talm bout he wants $1300.. "its a luxury vehicle..". bwahahahahahah.. whatchutalmbout Willis?!?! thas a Toyota, with a "L" on the back! fall back, cuzo.. trillaaaaaa
- went to some bougie ass LA spot(Hyde?), where i ran into Jake Brown. Brayden Szafranski, and Harif. but heres the kicker. i went to buy 2 shots of Jack, and 2 Stellas- $50.. needless to say. we all kept our money in our pockets, that night.
- had my bday party @ the Standard(big shout out to Ben & Jessee @ DF), and Rhettmatic, Vern, T.Mont, Kenny Hughes, Jake(again),Shelton.. shyt. alot of people were ther. even Milan! i somehow secured gettin a 8yr old into the Standard on a Saturday afternoon, and even walked away with this doozy of a gift:

(good lookin Jessee)
- later that night, i was riding my bike up to Tims, and a car pulls out.. needless to say. i went flying over the car. everything flew outta my pocket. and i now hold the record for the shortest time to ever own a iPhone.. (legs pretty copped & screwed too)
- saw Pineapple Express Sunday... real tawk- shyts good, but way too fokkin long. check for it yourself...

so.. fokk my weekend, though. the real question today is- what the FOKK is this?

(shout out to my boy Mike G. for the clip)
anyone care to elaborate..? ok.. Russell...
[10:11] sumosac: dude....don't put that on your blog...it's a half inch away from porn
finer words have never been spoken. but then again- when the fokk have i EVER listened to Russell? anyhow. what the fokk is wrong with kids these days? where do they learn half this shyt from? i mean.. that was REALLY, FOKKED UP! I mean.. that kid was basically- a mini Shabba Ranks! call me crazy. but shouldnt ALL these kids be outside playing in a tree or suhn'tin? were really losing the human race..

actually.. imma give these kids a break.. because theres just some dumb ass PEOPLE out there. take for instance this clown:

anyone who plays with Mother Natures wrath.. i have no remorse.. anyone dumb enough to strap a kite to their back.. i feel no remorse.. smh @ this dude thainkin he's Harvey Birdman. i bet even the birds was lookin at this dude on some, "aint this about a 'beep'". assclown..

thas all for today.. i got some work to do, and some shyt to pay for. like my girls rental, and my damn phone for starters.. in the meantime, if yall are in the greater LA area tomorrow- swing by here:

looks like its gonna be a good time.. hey! hold up? can i enter that hoe, too? is that even a possibility? to judge, and enter? i need to make a call.. 'cause yall KNOW how us Jacksonvillians get down in the bar.. yall be easy, and if youre smart- youd click that movie lank up there.. until next time. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays- THe Mos Def Edition

2008-08-14T09:19:00.000-07:00

Todays edition of Throwback Thursday is brought to you by our friends at GrnAppletree..

check out the new line(and website), plus get over to hustlemania.com and get info on their launch party tomorrow night.. jeah!

moving forward.. im gonna do something a lil different this Thursday. this go around im gonna pay respects to one of the most important, as well as creative artist of our time- Mos Def.. most of you have no idea, Mos first came on the scene back in the mid-90's as part of the Bush Babees. with a chrasimatic flow, as well as always socially concious- this cat has always been in my "top 5 emcees of all time list". with that being said- im gonna take this Thursday to pay tribute to one of the best to EVER do it. Mos Def. this goes out to you(Brooklyn.. STAND UP!!):

Bush Babees and Mos Def - The Love Song

De La Soul-Big Brother Beat Featuring Mos Def

Blackstar (Mos Def & Talib Kweli) - Definition

Mos Def & Faith Evans - Brown Sugar (ExtraSweet)<<<<<< Kari.. this for you

Mos def - Close edge

Mos Def - Katrina Klap (Dollar Day)

im gonna end this with one of my favorite Mos Def tracks of all time...

Mos Def & DJ Honda - ''Travelin man''

i gotta run.. its my birthday this weekend, so im officially doing it big from tonight on.. but before i dip- i wanna give a shout out, and Happy Birthday to ALL my August babies out there. ill see some of yall this this weekend, some of yall in a minute.. im out!! you have now been in tune with the finest. jeah!

my blogs the sh!t... get the fokk up out my toilet!

2008-08-12T09:54:00.000-07:00

before i get started.. id like to share a flick i shot last week when i happened to stop by the HVW8/Obama party, off Melrose:

this is single-handedly one of THE most important pictures, that ive ever shot. Gawd bless this kid, and the family who raised him.. Obama 08. what?!?!

moving forward.. where the fokk else you gonna see a photo like the one above? and then back it up with suhn'tin like this? roll the tape:

yup.. and the reason why i dont feel bad? well. anyone who jumps off a embankment, in the direction of a pole, and splits their legs- deserves that. i think what we've all just witnessed is quite possibly- the dumbest person to ride a skateboard.

speaking of skateboarding.. Friday night, i went to a Peanut Butter Wolf show downtown. and somehow ended up politicking with none other than Hugh "Bod" Boyle the entire night.. thats right. THE Hugh "Bod" Boyle. yall know he was the first skater to EVER have a song named after him, right? now, watch some clown try to ride my wave, and write a lil article about it...

yall heard about this whip yet?

its a "air-powered car". which in laymens terms- is a spaceship, with wheels. nawll.. it was built by a ex-formula one engineer(Guy Nègre) and uses compressed air(as opposed to the gas-and-oxygen) to push its engine’s pistons. this is to hit the streets of India sometime this month. and the US.. well. "Neverbruary" of next year. too much pride, and ego involved to actually "appreciate" some cool shyt... think not? well just click this lank and watch these geekboys go at it.

so.. the other day, i took a walk. when i usually take a walk, my journey takes me by the line outside "The Price is Right". All the stores on Fairfax. and then, i end up on Melrose.. this past Sunday, as i turned onto Melrose i look to my left- and it was some(5) of my folks from Jacksonville(Duval.. stand the fokk up!!). Diazmn! didnt even know they were here.. so we all say fokk it. lets take a walk down to El Guapo, and have a few drinks. we walk 10 ft, and boom! ANOTHER one of our boys(Jon Wilkes of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) walks up on us like, "what the fokk yall doing here..?!" Long story short- Duval was in the house. so off to El Guapo we go. as were sitting there, someone reminds us theres a Playboy bikini Party about to go down.... i mean. wow. NONE of this was planned. at all.. so i share with you. that piFF:

need i say more?

oh yeah.. since i had to watch Milan yesterday, i almost forgot to tell my brother KT- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYN. throw a plate of them O'Neals wayngs, and a ice cold Stella back for ya boy.. and ill see you when i come out to Pitt for this art show..

im gonna get up outta here.. but before i go, i got one important message: Kari. I Love You. Thanks for everything, and ill ALWAYS have your back. Hell. I Love you so much, it didnt even bother me you almost threw my damn retainer in the garbage this morning!Zack. thank you for that introduction.. i owe you a Baconator meal, at the same Wendys we saw Denzel getting a 6pc chicken ligament meal.

yall be good.. ill see yall later this week on Throwback Thursday. peace!

possibly another one of the shortest blogs, in piFFstory

2008-08-11T12:34:00.000-07:00

so, today- im watching Milan.. and ive already ruined a shirt trying to make a "iron on". eaten waaaay too much cereal. got bitten by a rabbit. and its not even 1. getting home @ 5am, isnt helping much. so in closing. i salute each and every parent in this world.. i gotta run, but here yall go as promised:

come one. call all. its a celebration bishes! August 16th. rooftop Standard. Downtown Los Angeles. 1-8pm... and if you gotta ask if theres a pool up there, you lawst at life.

im out. ill be back tomorrow with some photos of this weekend(Playboy bikini party, blah, blah, blah...), and other meaningless shat. in the meantime, get on over here and getcha self some new music... peace.

and RIP to Bernie Mac... "i aint scared of you muthafukkas..!!"

"im richer than all yall, i got a bank full of pride....!"

2008-08-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

todays blog, is brought to you by the swagnificent one himself- Prince Naseem. folks, just watch this video. and if this aint "swag" personified- i 'ont know what is....

bwahahahahhahahahah.. *rewinds to :59 mark*. gawd dayum. thas just.. just. disrespectful. im saying.. how you gone have a n!kka whoop ya ass, while doing the "body rock" is what i gwan know..

good Friday to most.. before i get started, i need to do this.. see these cats:

this is my folks from "DUUUUVAAAALLLL!", and the go by the name Whole Wheat Bread(sa k'pase.).... for those that know what time it is already- excuse me while i do my shyt. these cats right here- dangerous. stay on the road. stay killin the shows. and gawt damnit- not only are they the first act on Lil Jons newest label. but theyre also recording a collabo album with none other than my man MURS. real tawk- you cant knock that hustle, or the work ethic.. yall catch em soon on the Warped Tour, or in a city near you.. im saying. these cats is DOING IT! and in Duval.. we dont "hate". we congratulate as well as participate. click that lank up there, and show these folks some love..

it seems as if some folks cant take a joke... actually. is skateboarding just hitting a all out point, of "bitchassness"? real tawk? im saying.. if you go back, and look at the comments on most of my post, no one has much to say about a soldier throwing a dog off a cliff. a baby, babbling on like a preacher. a dude depiciting whats to be our next president, in black face.. but- you say suhn'tin about a skateboarder.. whooooooaaaa! watch how these geekboys come out the trenches for their "lord and savior". listen.. im gonna say this slow: LOOK. YOU GUYS SHOULD LET THIS "UNTOUCHABLE" FASCINATION WITH PRO SKATEBOARDERS, GO. THESE GUYS ARENT YOUR FATHERS. DAMN SURE AINT ROLE MODELS. AND AINT YOUR "LORD & SAVIOR". THEYRE SKATEBOARDERS, WHO SOMETIMES SAY AND DO UNAPPROPRIATE SHYT. ITS OKAY TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO DO THESE THINGS.. so save the dramatics, and long winded diatribes.. because in the end, theres bigger causes to fight for- than ya favorite skater gettin "dissed". cool? cool..

so... whos gonna catch a STD first? did Matt Miller really grab a host from Brazils ass, on the red carpet? was Jake Brown the first black man to fall outta the sky, besides Jesus? and, is Kareem drinking a PBR? find out this, and much more when you click this lank and watch me hosting the red carpets @ this years Transworld Awards. big shout out to Lee Dupont, Blair, Carleton and my man E. Stricker for hooking that up too... jeah!

real quik, tho. im sorry. but i had to do this....

"Milaaaaaan! Kariiiiiiii! lets pack up the car! were going to Wally World..!". nawll. i really need to go to Six Flags, or suhn'tin.. aint that hoe free, with 6 Coke cans and a Gordito wrapper or some shat?! im there..

i gotta get up outta here.. i got shyt to do, like line up some finer points for my bday party next weekend @ Standard(DJ Rhettmatic, will be spinning. holla!). crank out 2 more Am videos for Transworld. and, then possibly go skate Supreme bowl for a bit....

hold the fokk up! BREAKING NEWS! Slap Magazine, is no longer running in print form. wtf?! click here for the official press release.. my only question here is- how can you still be a "magazine", yet its online? interesting..

anyways.. im really out, this time. yall be safe, and everybody have a good weekend.

does the Shawty Lo dance, with ashy ankles

2008-08-04T11:31:00.000-07:00

so.. last night. i woke up on the couch, sometime after midnight- and i swear to Gawd, this was on. roll the tape:
<a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=178499&title=interview-danny-the-daredevil" target="_blank">The Gong Show: Interview - Danny the Daredevil</a>

The Gong Show: Interview - Danny the Daredevil

word.. Danny the Daredevil? fa'real, tho? see. its shyt like this, that i figured no one would ever believe me.. so i had to show everyone. cause thas whut kinda "n-word" i am!

but.. since i am on some skate shyt.. can someone tell me what the fokk is goinz onm in this clip?

hold on!
*rewinds to 1:30 mark*
did this dude just say, "when Rune skates.. its PRETTY." PRETTY?! a dude, calling another dude PRETTY? shouldnt a huge "NO HOMO" flash across the bottom of the screen like a amber alert, when dudes do/say this? "PRETTY"....? real tawk- what the fokk is this world coming to?

commercial break. got this tee:

plus some more of Dope Couture's line in the mail last week, and just thought yall should know. actually, that Eazy-E shirts possibly one of the illest shirts i got in a minute, primarily due to the fact its got all the NWA cds lightly screened inside his face.. Dope Couture. holla..

yhup.. its official, as a referee with a whistle. next weekend. August 16th. rooftop, downtown Standard. my birthday..*does the Shawty Lo dance, with ashy ankles* holla!

i gotta go.. i got work, and contracts to turn/fax in. weird. i heard it a recession or suhn'tin, somewhere.. hmm. i also heard theres lazy people out there too. yall be easy. until next time... jeah!

Throwback Thursdays

2008-07-31T09:53:00.000-07:00

i 'ont care what anybody say.. from around 1989-2004. New Deal(as well as its affiliate companies Element, and Madd Circle), were a handful of a few companies- who ran shyt. so in this edition of Throwback Thursdays, im gonna pay some respect to these cats. big shout out to my boy Jon Montessi, Chris Ortiz, Neal Hendrix, Danny Sargeant, Andy Howell, Justin Girard, and everybody else who was down with this powerful movement... this is history, mayn!

New Deal 1281 - Ed Templeton and Mike Vallely 1991

New Deal 1281 - John Montessi (1991)

Julien Stranger- Underworld Element: Skypager

Edward Devera - Mad Circle: 'let the horns blow'

Pepe Martinez - Underworld Element: Fine Artists

Danny Sargent - New Deal: 1281

Rick Ibaseta - Underworld Element: Skypager

Scott Johnston - Mad Circle: Let The Horns Blow

you have now been in tune with the finest.. jeah!

"a rabbits like a lazy cat, that dont meow.."- piFF huxtable

2008-07-30T10:33:00.000-07:00

id like to start by sayin- what the fokk is this?!
Baby Preacher

bwahahahahahahahha.. what a crazy ass kid! can you imagine this kid, around a set of kids who say- "dont go to church, religously.."? bwahahahahahahhaahaha.. jesus. probly get bopped upside the head, with some shyt you 'ont even know a kid can actually pick up! hold on.. lets check a few comments on this:

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:34 AM by AW/JW
I can not believe that you people are getting on here talking about how this is wrong!! I was raised in the church!! And as a child we played church!!! I turned out alright!! "There is a God"" " There is a God""

uhh.. ok. yeah. you're perfectly "alright". i mean. you're so "alright"- you have a soft filtered blur covering whatever fat you're attempting to hide on your neck, and forehead..

and then...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:26 AM by Megg:
We know there isn't a damn audience...A ND NO!! It's not funny. I totally agree with David down here... this is scary, sad, sick, and WRONG on soo soo many levels. I feel bad cause he really has so idea what his parents are teaching him. HELP HIM!

i feel worse for you because a)you live in a trailer, atop some cheap masonry. and, b)because you have "so idea" what your teachers, were even teaching you.

has anyone seen Vern(TM of Listen Skateboards)? dude has my bike in his house, as well as half my old apartment sitting in his office.. i think he might be in Amster, or Rotterdam. hmmm.. wonder if hes been here?

ok.. that was creepy as fokk. seriously- how/why do i get this kinda shyt?! anyways. Vern, if you in one of those creepy ass cities- hurry the fokk back, so i can get my damn bike. and my chiz'eck, thas in your office(amongst other things..).

i got a good question.. does anyone even smoke weed, anymore? i mean- even Seth MacFarlane was forced to "lean back", due to some propane piFFlery.. but where the fokk they even gettin weed AT, is the better question! not in LA.. real tawk- you can get a passport, before you can get a bag of weed in this city. shyts incredible..

oh yeah. the earthquake yesterday. felt it. rabbit layed on its side. and i dipped down a few sets of stairs so quick- i dont think my feet even touched them shyts. but enough about me. this is possibly one of the gulliest moment, i believe ive ever witnessed on daytime television:

thas weird.. Judge Judy wasnt so "tough" all of a sudden. but on some real shyt- you see ole girl on the left? good gawt dayum! she barely budged!! ole girl wanted her money.. i cant do nuthin but salute that gulliness. somebody get ole girl a big piece uh chicken!

commercial break. i 'ont care what NOBODY say- these some fresh ass kicks:

and before i get outta here. if youre gonna be in Los Angeles this weekend, you might wanna roll by here:

Saturday, August 2nd 7-11PM
Capsole
7320 1/2 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 954-7320
*live screen printing by Two Rabbits, and limited edition prints to the 1st 100 people

im gettin some lunch.. wanna know anymore goings on this week- get on over to hustlemania.com. music? i got the hookup. and tune into jackassworld.com tomorrow @ 4:20, for.. well, i dont know what i got myself into. just tune in. until then- peace... jeah!

"... this shyt hittin harder than a Reginald Denny brick!"

2008-07-28T13:01:00.000-07:00

before i get started.. how the fokk does this happen to someone?

http://view.break.com/403092 - Watch more free videos
Good Jesus.. i believe i've found the dumbest broad on this planet. actually.. around 9am, i ran up on some dumb bishes car and cussed her out in the MTV parking lot for flicking me the bird while i was trying to park. what was odd was, she was in such a "hurry"(plus had alot to say, with the window up) when she flicked me off. but once she realized that the only parking spot was 5 spots away, AND we were going to the same building- she "was quietly doing something in her car". fukked her whole mood up, and brightened mine all in one exchange.

soooo.. ex-Apollo astronaut, Dr. Edgar Mitchell, recently said during a radio interview in Birmingham, England:
- extraterrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions — but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.
- that sources in the federal government who had had contact with aliens described the beings as "little people who look strange to us."
- real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a "small gray" — short, slight frame, large eyes and large head.
and some other astonishing shat.. now.. before you go laughing dude off, lets remember. not only does Mitchell, along with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission. but, he also has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics. not so funny anymore, huh? i suggest you click here to read more...

in unrelated news.. DJ AM was said to have been spinning a 90's hip-hop night @ L.A.X last night. but heres what i find interesting.. isnt this the same dude who was in CrazyTown? how the fokk this dude know what was poppin in the 90's, but he was in this group?!?! are we just at the point in society where we'll believe anyone/thing? fa'real tho..?

have i mentioned, i found the movie "Whiteboyz" on DVD? u mad, Scooby?

speaking of which. i fokks with Travis Barker(no homo). check the new joint he did w/Game, "Dopeboys":

gaaaaaawd DAYUM, this shyt hittin harder than Reginald Denny brick! i gotta bounce. i got shyt to do like fax some paperwork back for this years Fuji film Festival in Miami(which i'll be hosting). and then, i gotta find this rabbit before my girl comes home and lays down the law on ya boy. actually. how DID that lil buck toof mutha'fokker get out? no time for the "whats", i just need to find this damn rabbit before she reads this.. yall be easy, and until next time.. jeah!

Throwback Thursdays

2008-07-24T10:40:00.000-07:00

in this edition of Throwback Thursdays, im gonna show you what kinda cloth im built from. where my skateboarding roots lay.. some of yall really need to do the math on some of these cats, because without some of these folks: aint no telling where the fokk we'd be... lets go:

Julien Stranger-A Reason For Living

Ray Barbee - Ban This

H-Street Hokus Pokus - Matt Hensley

Sean Sheffey - A Soldier's Story

Eric Koston - First 101 Video Part

Blind - Tim & Henry's Pack of Lies (1992) FULL VIDEO!!!

you have now been in tune, with the finest... for anymore info on upcoming events, new music, etc.. get on over to hustlemania.com. im outta here. ill see yall next week. and watchout for video, as well as photos of the Jon Moak/Ed Tillman Fundraiser on skateboarding.com, next week.. ill holla. jeah!

i do believe. besides Freaknik- i missed one of the most ig'nigorant weekends in years

2008-07-22T09:16:00.000-07:00

before i get started.. todays blog is brought to you by the good folks at Mighty Healthy.

dayum, them shyts if swagtastic! not to mention- i got all of em(plus a few more). i recently wore the Bucktown joint to a taping of "The Soup", and our good friend Joel McHale was even swag splashed by it. Mighty Healthy. get ya head right...

speaking of MH.. my man Ray hit me with a preview from Gino's, Epic'ly Latr'd:

thas whas really up... and for the record- i dont think theres too many more cats on the board, as respected as duke. watch for this to drop this Fall though.. looks like some thight work. and big shout out to my man Patrick O'Dell.. jeah!

for the 2nd weekend in a row, i missed the Maloof Cup(first live. then, on CBS). but. i do believe. besides Freaknik- i missed one of the most ig'nigorant weekends in years. lets get a recap:
- "Nyjah, shoulda actually, won..". yeah. he did win. 40k!! you know how much 40k is to a 13yr old?! and for the record- i dont care who won. they're both(P-Rod, and Nyjah) amazing skateboarders, and a trophy dont define eithers talent..
- Bob Burnquist had something tossed at him from the stands, and him and his folks proceeded in the art of "ass kickedgry" on them clowns. why this hasnt been brought up, nor the tape produced- beyond me. But i will say this- Bob, you a 5*G.
- Corey Duffel got the beats....
- Chad Fernandez ran up, and across an entire cab in front of the hotels valet- while everyone stared in amazement.
- Kenny Hughes crawled out of some weird hole in the Earth..
- Andy MacDonald probly got ripped off- again. "no respect i tell ya.. no respect!" _ Rodney Dangerfield
- Darrell Stantons still, as Lupe would say- "The coolest n!kka, whaaat?"
and loads of other ridonkulous shyt.. imma have to attend this next year. because as previously stated. i believe the Maloof Cup, is skateboardings own Freaknik.(minus bishes w/buckshot wounds, or stretch marks hanging out passing vehicles..)

in gooder news- my friends hit me up Sunday during the airing of the Maloof-nik, to inform me i was on that bish. well. the commercials.. seems as if the good folks @ Dwindle had a on-air commercial for their box set(20yrs old World Industries, and The Steve Rocco Documentary: The Man Who Souled the World), and i had 3 tricks on that hoe! holla!*sings "Hi Haters" by Maino* go grab that box set... the shyt is truly- classic material.

yknow im talm bout having my bday party on the roof of the Standard, in downtown LA right? yknow, imma have some folks come out, right.. im saying though. dont say i aint tried to told ya..

2 yrs ago, i called that this cat was gonna be a superstar.

ladies and gentleman. Tulsa, Oklahoma. please stand the fokk up for my man Johnny Polygon. this dude went from sleeping on my exes couch, to doing a record with Nas("Black President", off the "Untitled" album)- in 7 months time. im just saying though.. congratulations is in order for dude.

wtf?! do rabbits sleep with their eyes open, or is this lil sum'mabish just staring at me?

i gotta run. got some artists tracks to review for Infaders upcoming radio show. footage to overlook for MR2. emails to reply to. bacon to cook. and another of the 48 Laws of Power, to study.. and this is all going down, before noon! i still gotta interview Whole Wheat. write a few articles. figure out wtf this bunnies staring at. put a board together for me and Milan. take my girl out to dinner... "i got this shyt". in closing, i leave you with this:

http://view.break.com/525981 - Watch more free videos
Jesus of Megatron.. what more can be said..? yall be good, and until next time. peace.. jeah!

this years GollyImGully winner: Shake Junts "Beagle"

2008-07-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

first off... ladies and gentleman. there comes a time, and place where MEN must honor their fellow MAN for their gullyness. So in this special edition of the piFF Huxtables "GollyImGully" Awards, im gonna take this time out to recognize this great individual we all know as "Beagle". Now, if you know or ever had the chance to meet Beagle, youd realize not only is this one of the coolest brothas walking the planet. But you'd also realize, like Wu- Beagle aint nuthin to fokks with. Dudes paid his dues not only in the ranks of the Baker/Sahke Junt crew, but gawt damnit- this n!kka got co-signed for a pro deck by fokkin Andrew Reynolds! Andrew muthafokkin Reynolds! *daps this brotha, with both fist* recently, i got the memo(as well as the photo), of Beagle giving our good friend Mr. Corey Duffel "the beats" like Timbaland. here. look for ya'self..

i mean.. just look at the swag on the right cross Beagles bout to give!!! the undeniable swag, as the afro stays completely still- in the midst of action. the aura of Gullyness around this great young man, causing NO ONE within arms reach to "step in" and "break this up"(knowing the righteousness thats being bestowed on Duffels facial region.)
Beagle. i usually take this day to do my Throwback Thursdays. But being a man of honor. as well as a fellow modern day Spartan, myself. i must give you the hghest honor in Gullyness, as well as "ass kickedgry" known to man. the only person who i'd be happier to see gettin the beats like this is.. well. nobody. you've done more for Blacks, than Jesse Jackson punk ass. this, my friend- is one of THE greatest days i've come to see in my 20yrs of skateboarding. All i can really say, is THANK YOU brotha.. you EVER need ANYTHING, you holla at a G. and thas my word. i gotta run.. i got some money to make, and a new family to feed. yall wanna see some good skating, and know what else is crackin.. get on over to Hustlemania.com.

Beagle.. in the vein of Throwback thursday, i leave you with this piFFedgry:
Brand Nubian - Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down

word to the God, KT. im out... until next time- yall be safe.. jeah!

....this aint a fokkin, game!!!

2008-07-11T09:14:00.000-07:00

todays blog is brought to by our good friends @ Old Spice..

Swagger... whats more can be said?

now.. onto todays news.. first off, id like to personally take this time to thank all(well, almost everyone) who participated in Afro Punk. All the skaters came out and did their thing. on some serious shyt- my crew held it DOWN! as uh matter of fact:

Hello Brooklyn: Afro Punk Vol. 1
Hello Brooklyn: Afro Punk Vol. 2

Vol. 3 coming later today.. big shout out to my man Blair Alley @ Transworld. Matthew Morgan, Bryan Edwards & Lou @ Afro Punk. Ben & Dan Pensyl of 5Boro.. China Tung for the chicken, and fried rice daily. and Ray over @ Mighty Healthy. Enids... real tawk- i cant remember who else at the moment. but i will say no fokkin thanks to the ungrateful mothafoker who i PERSONALLY PAID HIS FOKIN WAY UP. THEN HE COMPLAINED ABOUT NOT BEING IN THE GALLERY(do the math). some people dont appreciate shyt... and thas why they get reduced to RN status.(for those who dont know, "RN" is Regular Nikka..)

onto brighter things in life. just landed in Jacksonville, and not only did my man cop the 3 story monster pad on 6th & Main. hes also throwing 2 parties this weekend.. wanna go?

come on. come all.. 9th & Main. Downtown Jacksonville. its Hustlemania.. this aint a fokkin game! jeah!

sorry to be so brief, but i gotta run. gotta check to cash. see my Mom. get a iPhone. grab my clothes. hold on. did i mention, i went to NYC for a week with only the clothes on my back and a cellphone? a week!!! who does this? oh yeah.. me. thas who.. step ya life game up.. im outta here. ill be back next week with a full recap of the past weeks festivities. my 1st annual "fukk this n!kka, Jesse Jackson" column. and more online piFFery. in the meantime, enjoy the slideshows up there and yall be safe. i love you Kari, and ill be home in one piece Tuesday... jeah!

how the fokk do you unrecognize, something you recognize?

2008-06-30T11:18:00.001-07:00

before i get started. how the fokk does this happen?

wow. that shyt was actualy more creepy, than it was "funny". not the dude. but, that shyt on his face...

now. Jacksonville, Florida. Houston, Texas. Please stand the fokk up.

the wait is over... Mr. Cool Running, Bigga Rankins. Lil Keke "The Don", and Real N!gga Radio bring you- "Only The Strong Survive". get on over to "i got the hook up" for this powerful, piFF drop. and for those of you who aint up on this, you straight lawst at life.

now.. onto the news, cause i gotta be quik with todays post.. got a plane to Jax get on in less than 12hrs. then one helluva roadtrip to NYC w/my little brother, Anthony Williams, Shawn Owens and some Jacksonville goonz down with my ill crew of psychos. whos to get arrested, or knock someone in the van out first is the ongoing bet. should be interesting.

in related news: soooo.. whos gonna be skating while Afrika Bambaattaa's deejaying this weekend? oh yeah.. me, and my squad. jeah! AFRO PUNK. JULY 5-12th. BAM. BKLYN, NYC. This shyts about to be a PROBLEM! id personally like to take this time to thank EVERYONE whos helped organize, and are participatIng. dayum, i didnt think id make it this far. i almost lost my gawt dayum mind, organizing my portion of the festival. im saying. this was the first event ive ever helped organized, and it definantly wont be my last.. now. if Blair can be the first whyte dude to get laid at Afro Punk, im pretty much on lookin at Puff status. take that, take that..

how the fokk you set a world record, then recognize "not being recognized"? hold on. how the fokk do you unrecognize, something you recognize? this shyts confusing.. just read the story.

and now.. a word(or 300) from Russell Bongard

uhhh.. what the fokk is all that? ooooh! "blog art".. yeah. thanks Russ.. now, that'll be $250. send all check to Kari. thanks.. and dont forget to tell he wife and kid i say hi.. loser.

well im out. its been a fun trip. but heres the catch- im moving back to Cali. yup. with that said. to my Jacksonville folks. ill see you tomorrow. Kari. I Love You. Milan. you're a weirdo. and to anybody else.. actually. is there anybody else? yeah. Guy Mariano. thanks for inspiring me to skateboard again..

i actually learned one of those swaggerous maneuvers today. and, thas whas really up... im out. see yall on the road. yall go skate, or suhn'tin... jeah!

fokk it... its Throwback Thursday

2008-06-26T10:06:00.000-07:00

personally. i got a damn good week going. got a beautiful new girl. starting work on MR2. putting last minute touches on the road trip to NYC. man.. im moving, damnit! so because i feel like taking the day off(again), im gonna do my first edition of "Throwback Thursday". you'll thank me for this later

Boogie Down Productions - Love's Gonna Get'cha

Brand Nubian - All For One

NWA - Alwayz Into Somethin'

Convicts - This Is For The Convicts

Dj Quik - Tonite

Big Daddy Kane- Raw

thas whassup... oh yeah. for anyone in LA. Open bar @ Munky King tonight. 7-10pm. im out.. 'til next time. jeah!

Afro Punk 2008.. u mad, Scooby?

2008-06-24T11:25:00.000-07:00

for those in the know, ive been working on this huge event this summer called Afro Punk. Afro Punk, in so many words, is a "Lallapalooza" & "Sundance Film Festival" for African Americans to showcase their talent. i was actually asked to premier Minority Report there last summer, but due to conflicting schedules- it never went down. in steps 2008. I get the call they want me to cordinate the skateboard portion of the event this year. that entails getting the riders, ramps, promotional product, and safety equipment for the week long festival. i figured it would be a cake walk. listen people. if you've never put an event of this stature together, dont knock what it takes. its personally cost me 2 managers, numerous phone calls, random trips, and Lawd knows what elseand im not even done yet. but in the end, its gonna be worth it. a week in New York City, skating and hanging out with all my friends. Seeing and meeting everyone from Spike Lee to Janelle Monae, to BoneCrusher. Shyt. Even Murs just joined the line-up. so as i said, this is gonna be worth it in the end. so here we go. heres the flyer that went out last week(its being revised, as you read this)

i know. i know. the negatives backward, and some names are wrong. they(the skaters named) WERE to go. no hard feelings, though. some things just took too long from my end to confirm. but. just when some folks started leaning back. in steps, [Frank]"My maaan..[Lucas]- Kevin Taylor. yup. Ever since i got the green light from my Brothers keeper yesterday re: Afro Punk, im good. So ill say it. and ill say it here first. KEVIN TAYLOR, will be @ Afro Punk this year. so, with some minor changes- heres final line-up:

Clyde Singleton
Kenny Hughes
Anthony Williams
Dorien Wrenn
Thomas Wardlow
Alex Davis
German Nieves
Jamal Smith
Jibari Pendleton
Shawn Owens
Malcolm Watson
thank the good Lord above, for good friends-

Kevin Taylor has joined the movement.

gawt dayum. this calls for a celebration. *digs in the stash* here yall go...

BWAHAHHAHAAHHA.... dayum! fokked his whole mood, about skating up. oh well. if lil mans reduced to skating off his trailers porch onto some wood- he'l probly get a car, or a girlfriend and quit in a few years anyhow. hey. at least he was on youtube! gotta run. got some phone calls to make, and more puh'sketti to eat. plus. this is the first cool breeze ive felt, since i landed in LA. dayum! im really up outta here.. peace. jeah!

R.I.P. George Carlin aka "the whyte Richard Pryor"

2008-06-23T12:26:00.000-07:00

when i first got cable as a kid, theres three things i remember seeing for the first time. One was Eddie Murphy "Raw". Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" video. and, this crazy ass whyte dude named George Carlin. i remember thinking, "damn. this dudes like the whyte Richard Pryor!" til this day, i stand by that sentiment. yesterday afternoon(June 22), George Carlin checked himself into the hospital for heart complications. he never walked back out. ladies and gentleman. id like to take this time to remember one of the best thats EVER done it.

George Carlin - Ten Commandments

George Carlin - Airport Security

George Carlin - Seven Words

George Carlin - on white people

George Carlin - Feminist Blowjob

George Carlin - things that come off your body

George Carlin - People who oughta be killed pt 1

George Carlin - Things You Never See

R.I.P. George Carlin.

this is THE LIFE!!!

2008-06-19T10:41:00.000-07:00

first off. thank you Mr. Zack McTee(everyone can google Zack now. perfect.) anyhow. for those who dont know Zack, hes not only a good friend of mine. but hes also the photographer who shot that piFF of me smith grinding the Supreme bowl, in some flip-flops last summer. recently, Zack introduced me to his cousin, Kari. uh. Good Jesus of Megatron!!! i t'ink i'm in luh'b.. real tawk- i think im 'bout to have a whyte cousin! u mad? bwahaahahhaahha... this is THE LIFE, gawt damnit! roll the tape. im back like Memphis Bleek hairline, in this bish!

gawd dayum, that look't like it hurt!! they might as well of dressed her up like Wile E. Coyote, and dropped a anvil on her. i think its safe to say- she lawst.

before i forget.. im hosting 2 partys, within 12hrs of one another- on different sides of town. first off:

Friday night.
Boardners.
corner of Cherokee & Hollywood.
starts @ 9. ends, when i say so...
hold on.. TK gona be doing the damn thing there? thas whassup. its a celebration, bishes! *checks earpiece* hold up folks. just got word, ill be rolling thru in the Red Bull RV with the entire Globe team, and some birds. gawt dayum, THIS IS THE LIFE! get ya ass up here..

because when we done there. we're rollin back out to our 'tellys in Santa Monica, to do this the next day:

this is about to be a serious problem.. lets see. Rodney Mullen. Appleyard. David Gonzales. Mumford. Paul Machnau. Chris Haslam. Jake Duncombe. Good skating. Scantily clad women, everywhere. Food. the beach. Red Bulls even gonna build a 100ft long flat bar.. man. you gotta be outta ya gawt dayum mind, to miss this day!! this is THE LIFE!! aint no stoppin it.. some champagnes poppin. u mad, Scooby?!?

seriously tho... this is THE BEST skateboarding shoe, in the game

im serious! its THE BEST shoe... step ya game up.

i want to take this time to be the first to congratulate Dave & Tania Carnie, on their upcoming wedding this weekend.. sorry i couldnt make it, folks. i actually had plans of taking a helicopter up to Big Sur(sp?), just to say hello.. know what? fokk it.. imma have somebody look into it, while im on the block today. serious shyt! this is THE LIFE!!

i gotta get up outta this hot ass house. real tawk. whassup with people who dont got SHYT in their 'fridge. NO AC. but keep a big ass, empty fridge plugged up and running all day? and beforeanybody say it- fokk a fan. fokk around and run that bish so much, the motor'll have ya house smelling like burnt pencils.. that aint THE LIFE?! im out. before i bounce, imma leave yall with one of my favorite videos of all time..

Kevin Taylor! i see you! am i my brothers keeper? "my man wit the weed, is my man indeed.. and all you sucky duck n!kkas catch knots wit speed." im out.. jeah!

Da Good. The Bad. and, Da Gully...

2008-06-12T12:29:00.000-07:00

Da Good
Im briefly back in hot ass, Cali. Me, and my luggage. Actually, I been here. My luggage has been missing since last Thursday, when i flew into Minneapolis. Damn. that was a long weekend. thanks to S.P.o.T, Mark and the entire 3rd Lair crew. i seriously thought i needed 'bout a week off after that, but decided to get some work done over at Transworld instead. Walk Wit Me..

go pick up a new Vapors, too... cha-ching!

and. one more time...

tomorrow night! this. is whassup...

know what? im in a GOOD mood today. here. take this Nas & Green Lantern "The Nigger Tape".(props to reformation)

look eh'dat..

now.. the BAD
okay. i aint all that political. but, i gotta say suhn'tin real quick. now, it was low enough when they accused Michelle Obama of calling the President, and whites- "whitey", in some speech. only to find out, she'd actually said "WHY'D HE". then. some dumb ass on the news, called a pound- a "terrorist fist jab".

yeah.. "terrorist, fist jab". Jesus of Megatron. then. if that aint bad enough. they then went on to describe Michelle Obama, as "Baraks baby momma..". real quik? do folks really not know the difference between a fokkin WIFE. and a damn,"baby momma"? real tawk? moving on. so today, i get a email with this.

ok.. am i the only one who see suhn'tin wrong here? "i couldnt get the skin tone right..". i mean. duke. you made a fokkin Sambo doll- out of the future President of the United States?!?! the dudes been on tv. what? all day. 2yrs straight. "couldnt get his skin tone right"?! kick rocks, old man.

now. the GULLY
recently i was on a trip with some old friends of mine. things were going well. airport lost my luggage. got kicked outta my hotel, first morning. i pissed in someones office. alot people got drunk. and... then. watch this real life, Jackie Chan shat!

ive seen some gully shyt in my life time. but everything aside- did he just rip the fokkin bar, off THE BAR?!?! what the fokk kinda John Henry shyt was...t? and hold up. bwahahahahha. he threw it, and NOBODY MOVED! bwahahahhahaa. im sorry, but this THE GULLIEST SHYT I SEEN ALL CEN'CHURY! im submitting that shyt to Ninja Warrior, asap.

i gotta run. some'broke-ass'body found my Blackberry in Minneapolis, and has been using it. too bad he 'ont know i got unlimited everything. dumb ass. when i get a detailed list of who hes called, ill post it though. some of yall ill see tomorrow. and, where the hells my little brother? i swear that lil nukkas like the black, Carmen SanDiego. jeah!

i got the in'nuhnet, goin nuts!!!!

2008-06-03T09:44:00.000-07:00

see. the problem here is-i do what i WANT TO. you? you "do what you can" about sh!t. these e-motional geeks bout to make the aink crack on my Google Analytics bar, yall on my lil blog so much.. thanks for the hits. one lame even wrote a article, talm suhn'tin about "e-beefs". bwahahahahahahha.. i told yall before- i dont "beef". i beat the brakes off folks, like i work @ Midas. you 'ont know. you betta ask somebody. but fokk all that. im still pretty. still making money. got a new tatt. a haircut.... whoa! haircut?!?! yuhp! nikka- im back! roll the tape.

"i wike toi'tuls..". bwahahahahhaha. man. "ya gotta luh'v it"- Killa Cam.

soooo.. 'member a few months back, id made mention of Big & Rob no longer being "cool". well. well. well. it seems as if ole piFFs right again. unfortunately- there wont be another season of Rob & Big, after the next one. so that means you haters can put all your hate into Young Moneys show, or that bi-sexual chick who look like suhn'tin between a ant, and Short Round(of Indiana Jones fame) wit fake tittays.

speaking of MTV/Dickhouse. I got my own win'der up in that bish.. look!

whas ya life like, whoadie?!(big shout out, to my man Johnny Knoxville for hooking that up)

oh yeah.. Big Brother Magazine, is coming back. u mad? Nikka puh'leaze.

and. while im at it. i wanna give a big shout out to my man Jimmy Theil of Jimmy'Z Ink in Jacksonville, for blessing me with tha.. uh-ooohh..

Hustlemania tattoo.. what? you thought i wat'nt?!?! "imma hustler homie. imma, imma hustler homie. nikka axe. nikka. nikka axe, about me!" good looking though Jimmy(and his wife Brooke). Keith. i see you nukka!

damn, im in a good mood today! just got paid. bout to go have lunch. buy some vee-necks, and dark shades for this long ass tour im bout to be on.(whaddup Minneaoplis. see yall Thursday). got that new Weezy F.. why people hating on Weezy, anyway? he "was" cool, but now he aint?? bwahahahahaha.... yall sound like them broads off Mean Girls. step ya life game up. fa'real.

i got shyt to do, like get these business cards done. get this check cashed. take ALL my folkks who been with the Jacksonville movement out for one last dinner/bar fokkery. and a plane to catch tomorrow. once again, thanks for all the hits. Google, my girls bank account, as well as future advertisers would personally like to thank you geekboys. but unfortunately- you're nameless, faceless losers. but as i said- thanks, and imma leave yall with this.

Memphis Bleek ft. Trick Daddy & T.I. - Round Here - MyVideo

im out.. jeah!

Jamie Thomas.. this goes out to you..

2008-05-22T08:46:00.000-07:00

first off, i dont have time to read "comments". mainly because they're worthless, faceless fokkboys who wouldnt chime half that shyt in my face. also, because people dont THINK about what they speak of, before they speak... these dudes are in the middle of Kumbuttfukkville, living vicariously through skateboard sites. and im the anystreet/city everyday type dude. i dont sit in a office and "report". im actually out here- EVERYDAY. making moves, and money. u mad, Scooby? with that said- recently, i wrote a post re:Jamie Thomas, and something he'd "reportedly" said about Sheckler. while some dont know Jamie and I go back like spinal cords(ie: the word "respect was used accordingly throughout the post), it seems as if skateboarding wants a Clyde & Jamie Thomas "beef". 1st off- i dont "beef" with skaters(or my FRIENDS). 2nd. for the 5,797,700,067,060,5090 time- IM NOT A PRO SKATER ANYMORE, NOR DO I WANT TO BE. I WALKED AWAY WITH MY HEAD UP YEARS AGO, WITH PLENTY OF OFFERS ON THE TABLE(AND, STILL GET OFFERS- DAILY) i think that FACT still seems to hurt some people feelings, so i let em roll with whatever they want.

Back to the subject.. Jamie was kind enough to reply(in a civilized manner- thanks JT), ans lets take a look at what he wrote:

Clyde,
I never said young blood was ruining skating.
I was misquoted and homie got bent. I had a conversation w/ D way about the direction of skateboarding and the corporatification of it and somehow he used me/a conversation we had as an example to try and get a point across to sheckler.
I talked to him and I called shecks to let em know even though I don't agree with all his choices etc..it's not my style and I have better shit to worry about that talkin pointless shit on him.

seems pretty jacked that you just took this and ran with it without getting some facts from your boy
...and then you felt it was your responsibility to put me in place by basically saying I ruined shit with 5 trick handrail parts and regertitating some half assed rumors about the way I run my shit.

It's cool though, I can take it.
Peace,
JT

4:54 AM

lets dissect this-

first.. i didnt take anything, and "run with it". it was printed(several times i may add) and these same publications who printed it, from my knowledge(i actually- KNOW this) "check" with you before your name, or likeness is used in anyway whatsoever. trust me Jamie. I KNOW THIS. so it seems to me as if the "blame" should go to the magazines to "check with you" before they let ANYONE "run with what you said". especially, before things of this nature come to light.. you cant hate the gator, hate the lake its swimming in. Id assume the same guys who wouldnt let me make one single reference to you, wouldnt let something negative/untrue be published about you. especially anything being said by a "skateboarding superstar".

second... cmon, fam. i didnt say YOU ruined skateboarding. i said THAT PHASE of skateboarding "ruined skateboarding". and how YOU, being from that era of skateboarding(as well as myself)- couldnt see that, is pretty funny/ironic. i, as well as yourself KNOW DAMN WELL you can do more than "5 tricks"! lets be serious here. we grew up skating together, fam. i stayed at your house the first time i came to Cali. trust me- Im WELL aware you can not only do more than 5 tricks, but youre a talented skateboarder. to dispute that, would make me... stupid. we both know a "5 trick dummy" wouldnt make it as far as you have, in anything.. dont let these okee-doke ass internet kids, or what you think im saying- lead you to get it twisted.. so. relax. be easy. dont reach into what i said like that.

third.. what "half-assed rumor"? re:the clothes, and trick list?!? are you saying you've NEVER sent a box of clothes, with a list of tricks and what to wear included to a Black Box rider!??!? uuumm.. wow. just.. wow. imma leave it right there. but what i will say- I DONT LIE.

in closing, i wanna thank Jamie for his response regarding the situation. and all the dummies who think theres some "beef" going on.. id like to also thank the publications who normally dont let DAMN NEAR ANYTHING re: Jamie Thomas, for just running with something that obviously wasnt true.. if you didnt say it- cool. thank YOU for clearing it up. even if it had to be done on my blog.

well. that sucked... i was all set to run this piFFtastic piece on Nocturnal Skateshop, and how they stole NJ Skateshops "Battle of the Shops" 1st place trophy. took photos wearing terrorists gear, and sent em back to NJ with a ransom note.. i got the flicks, and- gaaaawtdayum. it'll have to wait until tomorrow. yall be easy, and you geekboys REALLY should stay off the in'nuhnet, and get outside and get fresh air. some puzzay. suhn'tin! and before i go- MINORITY REPORT 2. COMING THIS FALL.

and here.. Monihan keeps telling me to post Jeans new video he produced.

Jean. I love you. no.. seriously.

the movements still moving.. u mad, Scooby?

tried to told yall, suh'tin..!

2008-05-19T10:26:00.000-07:00

i told yall- i gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies! i would read the comments from last post, but i aint study'hn yall right now.. i got shyt to do.. and realistically- i could give a shyt at this point. i mean, look at this gwoy?!?!

big shout outs to both Eric(pictured above), and his lovely wifey Penny of Ollie and Co. Indoor Park, for having the Gawd in Minnesota this weekend. i was up here hosting Ollie & Co "Summons of the Skate Gods" event- and.. man. just wait til i put this Transworld piece together! thanks to all who came out, especially the parents. Minnesota- I wish the rest of the world was like yall. real tawk. yall are some dame good people..

ok. story time.

yesterday, i wake up at 9am, and cracks open a Pabst while waiting for my Tostinos to heat up. 4 beers, and one gas station later, im holding a 5hour energy drink. seriously- thas the bast drank, ever. oh yeah. i think there was some motrin in hand, but thas irrelevant. 5 hour energy(plug). moving on. I have my buddy Tim film me splash down the 5 hour in one swig, and off to the contest we go. or so, we think. on the way to the contest, i decide to "make art" of this lake. lakes make good art. after arting it up with the DigitalX cam, i decide to make a call. im searching for the phone, and Tim goes "oh.. you didnt get it off the top of the car?". uuuuhhh.. no! fokk. we turn around, what seems to be an hour but actually a 1/4 mile later. pull up to the store- no phone where we were parked. no phone where we turned. i see a kid running, and wanna tackle him. i KNOW he doesnt have the phone, but i wanna rush him. idiot. anyhow. the show must go on, and off to Ollie and Co, we go. on the way back, our personal pizza muching hater Dana goes, "hey.. whas that on the bridge..?". we pull over. and i swear on my lil brother Mark(RIP)- the exact spot i too the photo(mind you- we were driving at 65mph)- theres my phone! scratched. dropped. a few dents. but its my damn phone! on the side of the highway! and to add to the story, before i run out to grab it(all on film)- theres a guy 20ft in front of me, with a damned metal detector. now- i tried to told yall. im Gawd body. you mad, Scooby. hit me on that Blackberry!

damnit! i got a plane to board. before i forget- thanks to Dan @ S-One for hooking the trip up norf up.. and thanks to Tim roomates who let me teach them karate @ 4am. yeah. i know Karate. yeah. i can knock, or kick you the fokkk out. yeah. this is the first time ive ever said it. who cares. now you know. ill stand on one foot, and kick a 7ft high cabinet closed- every try.

anybody ever seen a albino squirrel..? ugly lil summa'muhbish. i got one on film.

look.. i got people to see. planes to catch. and one life to live. if i was you- id hate me too! i mean. whats a fool to believe. know what? here. imma leave yall with this.

im out.. ill holla. oh yeah. ill be here this weekend.

im really out this time.

sike.. go to this lank. these gwoys are the newness. plus. theyre funny.

everyday. i hustle.... tried to told yall, suh'tin..!

gawt em hatin, talkin like Plies...

2008-05-08T15:11:00.001-07:00

alright... sorry abut the absence, but i been hustlin like the Reagan era. actually. i only got a few minutes "off", so imma do this real prop'uhlized.. first off. take that, take that!

Game Rebellion Mixtape

and oh yeah.. Afro Punk 2008. its coming. the best of independent film, music, and now- skateboarding has been added to the event. im captain of the ship, and guess who im bringing...? here ya go.
Kellen James
Kenny Hughes
Nate Fantasia
Dominic Johnson
Alex Davis
Larelle Grey
Brandon Turner
Malcolm Watson
Thomas Wardlow
Ricky Webb
German Nieves
Shawn Owens
Dorien Wrenn
Mike Rosa
Jamal Smith
Jabari Pendleton
& Anthony Williams
..yup. and you heard it here- first! ill have all press info up early next week, but truth be told- its about to be a real Black Friday up in Brooklyn. i been skating damn near 20 years, and i aint NEVER seen this many brothers skateboarding in one place. EVER. i personally wanna take this time to thank EVERYONE involved with making this happen, and my man Blair Alley at Transworld for his upcoming "first whyte guy to get laid at Afro Punk" award. hey! its about to be history, Amerikka..! they can't stop me! turn that fokkin beat on!

thas possibly, the goodest clip- in evertivity.

before i move on. can we all agree, these are "da Bast" chips?

now.. before i get going any further. id like to address suhn'tin. recently, I'd dropped some editorial piFF titled, "10 Reasons to Hate Ryan Sheckler" in Transworld(while it may seem to be one thing, you might wanna read it before any of you clowns think im on "your side") well, it seems as if my man Jamie Thomas has a different taste towards ole Shecks.. from what i understand, Jamie thinks Ryan Sheckler is/has been "ruining skteboarding". hold on.. bwahahahahahahahahahhaahah! man. Young Money got yall out here, hatin talkin like Plies.! what da fokk, is this dude even talm'kin bout?!! now before i say this, i want everyone to know- Jamie and i go back like whyte bishes, with no ass. moving on. Jamie. I think you're a cool guy- but you waaaaaaaaaaaaay outta line here, fam. With all due respect, if you cant see how the "handrail/drawn out 50-50/long hair-minimal trick/4 minutes of the same, loud 5 tricks" phase RUINED skateboarding- YOU'D have to be kidding me. take it as you may, but thats the truth. a KID on tv, cant "ruin" skateboarding. actually- he could make it BETTER. its the older guys who complain about these younger cats, is whats REALLY ruining skateboarding. its basically- the whole "west coast hip-hop" treatment. and lemme explain that. if you follow hip-hop, you know theres been next to NO new talent coming out the west coast SINCE '96. same old dudes, hogging up the scene. and when someone new comes through- the older heads wanna "hate". NOW. im sure Mr. Thomas' attitude could stem from the same flack he was catching when he was blowing up on the scene, back in the mid-90's. so to "embrace" anything "new" could be quite foreign. but to act like YOU didn't notice the "change" you brought skateboarding(either positive, or negative), is like calling the kettle black. i just wanted to touch up on that.. i wish both these guys good luck moving forward, but Jamie- you dead wrong for this one.. leave that kid be, and concentrate more on sending ya riders "trick lists", and what clothes to wear while doing said tricks. no "beef". just the truth like Soljourner..

in this weeks "golly im gully" awards, we got "lil 'Git" aka Herc'uhlees, Herc'uhlees.. now. if this aint gully, i 'ont know what is.. roll the tape.

i almost cried.. and not because its "sad". but because this kid still aint got a damn cd, or "hood DVD" out. yall see the swag, in lil mans step?! and hold up- how the fokk was he allowed outside to do tv, and radio interviews? odd.. yet. gully.

i gotta run. too much work to finish up, then im on the road for the next 8 weeks. yup. got a event eh'rey week that im either hosting, or suhn'tin within that range of thaings... ill see some of yall in LA. and some of yall in Florida this weekend. Fokk! i wasnt supposed to say that! well. just dont tell Moms, ill be popping up in here church Sunday- and we're all good. yall be easy, and until next time... jeah!1

3 hunn'id.... this is classic, sun shyt u might not see again!

2008-04-29T11:32:00.000-07:00

thas my new name! 3, fokkin hunn'id! i party 3 hunn'id days a year. change phone numbers, every 3 hunn'id suhn'tin hours. done a total of, 3 hunn'id pull-ups on the porch. 3 hunn'id weeks ago, i fell off a bridge in Prague. lost 3 pints uh blood out my ear, and lived to tell the story. Melissa's glasses are gonna run me at least, 3 hunn'id. just got confirmation, on Red Carpet interviews @ Transworld Awards. And truth be told- suhn'tin REAL BIG IS GOIN DOWN ON-STAGE THIS YEAR. IT INVOLVES THE MOVEMENT, AND UNITY. imma leave it there. and for all you fukknuts who can't figure the difference between "crazy", and "confident"- chomp on dis. no homo. thank you to Orange County. all my friends both here, and back home(wheres "home"?). lastly, Melissa- I Love You. and thank whatever Gawd brought us back together. Gawd. you my nukka... bwahahahahha.. im out. take a picture. click, click bish! ill be back tomorrow. im goin to get wavy on the beach. Whaddup Grant Brittain. Matt, and Troy Morgan @ Kayo- i see you. fokk it. we all in the same gang. Bang a gong. Get it on!

before i go. theres only one rule. well. maybe 2. IN THIS LIFETIME- I WILL NOT "LOSE". AND THERES NO SUCH THING AS "EMBARRASSING" ME.

and in Philly. they call me "dun", dun. cause i "dun't it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal..." these chickens. plucked em all. Meliiiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!?! i luh'b dat gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawl...!!!!!!!! New Yawk? Afro Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnk. headin dat fes''vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhl!!! im dat "n-word". yu!!!! this suhm'mah im killin em... Units in the city? i dunh't built em yup! im out!!! check dis flik'ur!

was that, 3 hunn'id words? holla.

by the way- im officially "wavy"

2008-04-25T06:17:00.000-07:00

i should honestly take this time, to put a certain muh'phukka on blast. no. really. i should. but, then again- why? ive already wasted enough of my personal time, money and energy with this person. ive been through what seems to be this same situation... 3 times in a year? yall can keep the money. yall can keep ya bullshyt lies. but one thing you'll NEVER have moving forward, is a drip of respect. youre all known liars. you've all proven, .099% of what you SAID you'd accomplish. and, im not the first, or wont be the last to let you go. in the end- you gotta live with yourself. your whole life, and what you "think" it is/gonna be- a joke. you will soon see. with that being said...

... and, all calls, checks, etc., go to me aka "da Bawss", from here on out. ive said it before, and ill say it again- i 'ont need yall. yall need me. men lie. women lie. numbers dont. you wont be doin whatever you do, in a few months. guaranteed. i hope it was worth it.. lets get this bish crackin..

gawt dayum! she almost did some real life, Elmer Fudd type shyt! hey. i got a good question. how, and why was that twiggy limb'ded bish even holdin a Desert Eag'? i mean. she look like the type to use a electric can opener, to unpeel a banana.

i got another question. well. actually, 2. where is the DGK Atlanta "Cribs", and the Jimmy Gorecki "Cribs" on youtube? did anyone see, download, or anything of that nature? i got a stack on both those clips. my emails in the bio..

by the way- im officially "wavy". yup. wavy. u mad, Scoob's? too bad. and, dont go asking ya black friend what the fokk wavy "means", cause their swagger levels probly too low anyways. look. im the king of slang. the king of the in'nuhnet. and gawt damnit- im just. wavy! "Jerome.. hand me my mirr'uh!!!"

uh-oooooooooh.. just spoke to my folk Mr.Len, just hit me up with some fokked up news.. you guys remember the Sean Bell case? yeah. the one where the coward asss poh'lice shot up a innocent man celebrating his birthday, to tune of 50-SOMETHING BULLETS. yeah. i said, 50-SOMETHING BULLETS! well it seems as ifthe NYPD has been fokkin ACQUITTED OF ALL CHARGES, because "the testimony of witnesses, just didnt make sense..". real tawk. HOW THE FOKK CAN A STORY ABOUT A DUDE GETTING SHOT 50-SOMETHING TIMES, NOT MAKE SENSE? real tawk- fokk da laws. all of em. this shyt is truly- disgusting. a innocent mans dead. a kids no longer got a Father. a woman lost her fiance. Mother lost a son. And the most yall can come up with is- "the witnesses statements, didnt make sense?!" fokkin, wow.

in bigger, and gooder news- da crew known as SK8MAFIA, is down wit' us... da homie Ryan Coleman, is down wit us. Vapors online, is down wit us. skating, art, and music is a must-this blogs number one, one, one, one ,one, one, one...

i got a question? how does this happen to people?

jesus.. i hope the kids okay, but what a d-bag. watching someone fall like that, im more than convinced people really arent aware that the first year skating should be spent learning how to fall/bail properly. all that "gettin twisted like a R. Kelly cornrows(no homo), so preventable- its ridiculous. watching someone fall like that, is equivalent to standing over the plate and hitting yourself with the bat, before the ball bang you in the nuts. dumbass..

before i go.. i need you all to bear witness to the one, and only- Snake Eyes.

yu'op. the G.I. Joe Movies coming soon, and damnit- i got yall a preview of Snake Eyes! i mean.. look at the swag on this villianous sum'uhbish! i 'ont even like goin to the movies, but im there. know what? i gotta go.. too much to do. look for the new photo gallery on skateboarding.com later today, and until next week... matter of fact. yall check out my man Kellen James pro video debut.. i said it 2 years ago, and he showed yall in Minority Report- dudes a BEAST. watch for more of Kel's in minority Report 2.. and congratulations on all your accomplishments. VERY well deserved. be easy, yall. jeah!

" they was steppin on them boys, look like they was playin the last level of Dance, Dance Revolution.."

2008-04-21T13:43:00.000-07:00

things that have happened since i been gone. no longer own a laptop. thanks to some shyt called MuscleMilk, im at least.. what? 6lbs, heavier. got a full beard. fell back in love, with my first goy'l. little brother moving back to the A, in 2 days. and, oh yeah.. this came out.. here ya go!

hmmm.. okay. lets see here.. in all fairness- can i just skip right along to something else? 'cause i personally know ALOT of people in that video.. and... not saying its "bad". im just saying.. i dont wanna say anything. ill leave the comments, to yall on this one.

look.. lets just discuss this instead!

what the fokk was THAT?! no. seriously. what the FOKK was that?! actually. i know what that was. nuckin futts! that dude can rap better than half the dudes i know! yall hear the way he rode that Dipset beat, AND "let that bish brea've" in the middle too?! this dude Eli says he "da bast, mayne...", and gawtdamnit- i buh'lieve him. u mad, Scooby?

hooooooold the fukk up.. hit the breaks. why the fokk, no one aint talm bout this? yall hear bout this? "boy"?! what. the. fokk?! u serious? oh yeah. while im on my politics. lemme gone head, and let this be known as well. now if you saw the debates last Wednesday, you probably remember the random old lady who asked the random question about a flag pin. well if you read here, itll go into detail how she was actually tracked down by a certain station. weird. even weirder? this guy, gave a speech on the balcony MLK was assasinated on. what the.. didnt dude publicly call some Asians, "gooks"? bwahahahahahahaahah.. so, whats next week? Micheal Richards gonna speak @ the NAACP Image Awards? real tawk- what the fukks really goin on?

in related news- wanna see what happens when you throw the n-bomb around?

good googly moogly!!!! they was steppin on them boys, look like they was playin the last level of Dance, Dance Revolution or some shat! and whoever jumped a lane of traffic, and landed on ole boy like he was playin Frogger, should look into skating. (and before yall get your panties in a wad, the 2 guys who caught "the beats" ARE NOT PRESSING CHARGES. damn. even they know, they fukk't up..)

oh! forgot to mention.. me and the folks at S.P.o.T. will be working together again. Damn Am.... all dat.. jeah! ill also be doing something at the TWS Awards.. oh yeah. might wanna let yall know about that too..

thas right.. hold on. its on a Friday this year? gaaaaaaaaaaaawd dayum! im there! i swear before the good Lawd, these folks know how to throw a awards/after party. didnt somebody wake up, under a table in L.A.X the next morning, last year? who cares! as i said- im there...

ok.. before i go. id like to once again thank Trent, Laura, Ed, Mirko, Milligan & everyone else who was in Phoenix a few weeks ago... i dont remember much. but, i do know i ended up paying a cool 200-something dollars for the clean-up of piss outta some poor girls car. the only thing that still trips me out to this day is- she'd given me the car & $50, i woulda bought her whip back detailed, with some Ewings on duh feet! im sayin.. who gets their car washed, where you cant get some rims and a dub at anyways?

i gotta run.. i got sh!t to do. like buy Sheltons G4, for $250. u mad, Scooby? you shouldnt be. Josh. Sampy. ill be in OC in about 2 days.. im bringing a backpack, a laptop, a camera, and 6-pack. until then. i leave you all with this swagtastic moment in music history. until next time. roll the tape, folks...

the laws been riding around scooping brothas up like John Hawkins, and the "Good Ship of Jesus"

2008-04-02T10:12:00.000-07:00

okay.. okay.. i been gone for a minute, but im sure theres some random blogger, who thinks they funny, yall been catchin up on.. actually. no there aint. i run this shyt, like Pepto.. thaink not? roll the fokkin tape. im back, bishes...

hoooooold da fokk up! *goes back to 1:50 mark* did he just light a cigarette, with his feet?! with a, match too?!?! good googly moogly!! am i trippin, or is this dude 50x's gooder than half the "DJ"s in LA?!? DJing with no arms, lighting smokes off ya toes>>>thaink'n you the shyt, because you spin off Hollywood.. step ya lame up. i thaink my boy DJ Infader knows this cat, so watch for the exclusive interview soon.. dayum.. yall heard Infader, on that lank?! and why i keep calling him Infader? anyways.. the movements worldwide. music. television. videos. emceeing contest. man. we movin.. tell me when yall mad.

speaking of which, hopefully by the time this goes up, yall will bear witness to one Mike Rosa @ skateboarding.com.. and for the record, at skateboarding.com, we dont feel the need to bite other websites materials like some of these cats.. yall lookin flabby, and sick like Larry Johnson. pass the rock old man.. my crossover so hard, yall breakin yall legs & necks fukkin with me.. "let that bish breathe.."

for the umpteenth time- i cant stand liars. no matter the size of the lie, nor the gender of said liar- i cant stand a muh'fukkin liar.. so yall tell me. which one of these dumb hoes lied the hardest, or the smartest?

hmmm.. thats weird. ive never seen bullets, in the shape of Bosnian children.. lying azz.. moving on.

now. for some reason, this broads lie, is just ridonkulous..

this is Margaret B. Jo.. i mean, Margaret Seltzer. actually. who cares.. anyways. shes the author of Love & Consequences, and basically- the entire books a lie about her "gang life". just check these quick interview excerpts...

Q: Throughout the book, when presenting dialogue, you write in slang. You also replace the c’s in many words with k’s. Why?

A: You have to find a balance. You want to make the book understandable to the average reader in the suburbs but you also want it to be realistic. I’m not going to walk into a store and say, “Hi. How are you doing? Nice to meet you!” I felt if I did that in the book something would be lost. And I want people to understand how deep-seated the hatred really is between CRIPs and Bloods. CRIPs celebrate C-days rather than B-days (birthdays) and Bloods smoke bigarettes not cigarettes. The hate is so deep that, as a Blood, you automatically change the spelling in words with a c in them.

holy. fokkin shit. if you want a good laugh, go here and finish reading the pieces of the interview.. in all honesty- both of these woman suck. they both lie, and to top it off- Hilary got a head shaped like Cecil the Turtle.. but, they both equally lost for trying to get hood stripes.. talm bout "duckin bullets", and callin cigarettes- "bigarettes".. bwahahahahahhahahahaha.. sound like these cats who be writing, and talm bout skating- but NEVER(or barely) skated. "watch'a taaaaawlm bout.."- Shawty Lo

in related REAL tawkery my cousin Nate, happened to get locked up w/Antwuan during Tampa weekend. same paddy wagon, and all... i 'ont know what made this kid throw money in some ladies face, knowing the laws been riding around scooping brothas up like John Hawkins, and the "Good Ship of Jesus"... damn.. that was just.. politically, as well as socially- crucial! i keeps em talkin..

i heard Alex Olson aint on Lakai no mo'.... and? maybe people forgot about this, piFF...

uhh.. that dude(and his Pops)- can SKATEBOARD! its folks skating ledges at 2mph, gettin more respect & paper than lil dude. and, that aint right.. so as i said- good for him. fokk these, broke gossipy haters. and much success moving forward youngin..

well.. i suppose its about that time.. i would leave you with a flick, but i keep gettin hit up about the old school hip-hop vids.. so lemme demonstrate, if you will... ahem.

most of you, ill see in PHX this weekend.. the rest- in LA next week. and if i aint mentioned, im having a going away party in LA- no less than 2 weeks.. the only clue i can give is "life is but a beach chair, air, air, uh.." peace yall.. jeah!

first of all i'd like to thaink my connect...

2008-03-26T11:47:00.000-07:00

first of all i'd like to thaink my connect...the most important person in this worlds, my manager Beth. thainks to traveling, with one bag. no ID. and jet lag.. hold on. that rhymed?!!? bwahahahahah.. im on vacation. well. somewhat. im actually, still in Tampa. well. not really "Tampa". but kinda "stuck" New Po'ht Richey. well... now thanks to my manager, and nick matlin just walkin in the door- not so much as "stuck". now, Antwuan Dixon? that n!kkas "stuck", stuck!!!

smh... jesus... heres the booking report. i heard the laws hog tied, then tased em. what the fokkery. hey.. i just wanted to drop this blog to say- somebody bail this brother the fokk up outta there. and when he does get out, i hope he gets a shoe, a board company, and a movie made about him. sh!t. im bout to start writing the script on my way up to see my Momma.. Free Antwuan Dixon.

before i go.. the fine folks at VitalSkate.com just dropped this mag"piFF"icent web piece featuring myself, my little brother D(holla lil n!kka.. told you i got you), and Scott Ian from Anthrax...

See More Skateboarding Videos at vitalskate.com

theres some other people in there too, but all in all- thanks to everyone who participated, and a big shout out to Mike @ Vital, Dom @ BP, and the folks at Capsole..

i gotta go. got a interview to do with "Westside Skateshop" owner, Jon Montessi. other than that, watch for March Madness on skateboarding.com, and ill holla when i get comfy up north this weekend.. Philly for a week. Then ill be out in AZ, with the fine folks of Cowtown hosting the biggest, baddest, and best contest left in skateboarding..

go here for all the details on PHXAm contest... ok. im out. i gotta run. yall be easy... jeah!

you 'ont know, you betta axe questions...

2008-03-17T10:06:00.001-07:00

yup.. its Monday. Yup. I fell directly onto my front teeth skating the Supreme bowl Friday(sh!t almost went thru my lip). and, yup- its March Madness, again.

Transworld SKATEboarding. Clyde Singleton. Jake Eames. March Madness Vol. 3.. you 'ont know, you betta axe questions..

now. with big talks of the "biggest recession since World War 2" looming, NY's first African-American(and blind) Gov. being sworn in, and random tornados dropping in Atl why aint nobody talm bout this?

gawt dayum, that bish is SUH'WEET! and these rappers out here "beefing"... bwahahahahhahahahahahaha. real tawk- these rock dudes stay styling on hip-hop, on the daily.

hold the fokk up.. so, im sure you guys saw, or heard about this bish Tina Fey(of SNL), talm bout "black is the new bitch.." on her Weekly Update series on SNL.. oh? woooooooord? thank the Lord for Tracy Morgan...

can anybody say- "owned". all in all, i still think Tina Feys still fine as hell, and id beat it like Mike Jack'. enough on politics...

trying to step ya swagger up? lemme help you out...

*waits for some lame ass company, to ruin this* this bish so suh'weet, i aint 'een gone tell yall where i got, or saw the bish.. im on my "na,na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaaah" sh!t today...

actually.. im not gone do that to yall today. here. take this movie... maybe you can learn suhn'tin..

get ya mind right. im outta here.. i got too much work to do, a knee doctor of some sorts to see, another dental appointment to set. drinking("working") with the guys @ Jackassworld, get some gear on the block, grab my bike, and hit this party on Melorse tonight..

ill see you folks in a minute.. if you're of legal age- have a drink on me today. if you scared- by a dog, or go to church. you done reading- bookmark this piFF, and hit that feed button up there... ill be back, Jack. jeah! peace..

fukk around, not take any advice, and end up like this dude..

2008-03-14T10:11:00.000-07:00

i 'ont got much time.. editing 3 March Madness clips, got calls to make, havent even had a coffee yet, and my manager Beths talm bout going to see the "Weinstein Bros". uuuuhh.. real talk- who is she talw'in bout? my lil brother told me to get my ass up, and do the damn thaing.. see you. you probly hate ya lil brother. me? i take advice from mine.. fukk around, not take any advice, and end up like this dude.. roll the tape.

so... anyone? no. no. i insist! ok. ill go! wow. he had coke, in his nose too.. what, a fukkin loser. see folks.. THIS is what a lil fame, ALOT of drugs, and a night in jail without either will do to you... seriously. this is fukkin pitiful. someone PLEASE get this brotha some help. and, NOW. i mean.. who is this dudes "friends"? wow, man....

so yesterday, i was down on the block w/the Vital Skate camp doing a grill session, and this guy, this DJ, my little brotherl, a bunch of woman, and some weirdo who parks at Starbucks, all interviewed me.. stay tuned. it should be interesting, to say the least.

actually.. yesterday was ultimate strength, piFF. saw Denzel pulling outta Wendys drive-thru as i was eating. saw Stevie & lil Brooklyn Williams. met some girl at Starbucks. hung out with Tilt Moooooooooode! real tawk...Tilt Modes the squad.

need i say more? anyways, i dont remember the last time i was round yo squad, and learn't how to renegade a Budweiser. as i said- them dudes know whassup..

gotta run. got alot to do today.. here. have this...

[puff]take that.. take that[daddy]

and can somebody tell me the "genre" of this music?

uhh... im gonna just quietly step out, and let yall decipher what the fukks was goins ons in that there vid'eeuh. have a good weekend people..

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Now playing: G-Unit - Hollow Thru Him
via FoxyTunes

i couldnt tell you WHAT it is right now, BUT- im in a zone, holmes!

2008-03-10T15:58:00.000-07:00

before i get started.. now. yall know i was born in the 'Ville, but what yall probly didn't know- i was actually raised in Killeen, Texas
(until the age of 7).. with that said. Texas. Throw ya fokkin horns up. we got one of Dallas' finest in the building.

Kolby Petrus. Transworld SKATEboarding. March Madness.. you aint nuthin but a click away... Big shout outto Mike Crum, and Billy over @ C&S Skateshop. "cm'aaaaauhn, n you gi git git iiiiiiiiiiiiit"

so last friday, i decided to roll up to LA.. the original plan was to hang out with Heidi, but due to "acute breakouts of flakiness"- that was deaded. again. no biggie. edited down Kolbys March Madness, and posted up. next morning, i wake up around 1'ish, and i swear before the Lawd, this P.Y.T. walked in!

uuuuuuuuhhh.....? ole girls, something SERIOUS! and, she was cool! cracked a Light on a SaturDAY, an all dat. i mean... Shelton. you my n!kka and all.. but, gaht'dam! you truly came through with suhn'tin foolish this time! moving on..

while sippin Lights, the beautiful Ms. Narain expressed how she'd like to go by the DC Store to say hello to Dyrdek, D.Way, and whoever else happened to be in town for the in-store event.. im like, "waugh't d'uh f...?". get on the DC site, and-

damn! BP? front page, too? thas whassup. but. what was weird, is i was actually on my way to get some of these..., from BP. then i decided- im gonna grab some for my folk too. see. i 'ont know bout yall, but thas how i do's thaings. off to my folks house, and i swear before the Lawd- theres been NOTHING but beautiful women in this bish, since i came in the door.. i couldnt tell you WHAT it is right now, BUT- im in a zone, holmes! an...

hoooooooooooooooooooly, fokkkin shat! hit da breaks! Just in, from my man Marcell @ Venture Trucks... i mean.. roll the fokkin tape!

yo? what th... bwahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahahahaaahhahahahahahhahahahaaha... man. i gotta go.. here. take this music player or suhn'tin!

Find more music like this on Tha Lobby

im out.... ill see yall tomorrow. i got people to meet, more gears to be copped, and moneys to be spent. oh shat.. its 25cent waing night, at Wangs right? its a wrap. im out..

"too bad she look't like Short Round in the face.."

2008-03-07T11:52:00.000-08:00

whaddup.. yall know its March Madness @ skateboarding.com? and before i go about my business, why the fokk aint noboby talm bout this kid? as my lil brother D would say, "this n!kka a beast wit it!" roll the tape..

all bullsh!t aside, this kid went to that demo- AND SHUT SH!T DOWN. broad daylight, off n!kkas "on" switch. Texas. Stand the fokk up. Cody McEntire, is the Truth like Sojourner. just spoke to my man Dirt @ Digital, and he informed me dukes got a part dropping over there soon. ill say it now- yall betta get on ya jobs.

im still trying to figure out HOW i spent $100 on the car ride from LA, to Orange County... i mean, i 'ont eeh'n drive?! i remember going to Popeyes in Long Beach. i did go to Dan Rhoades gallery opening in san Pedro... if im not mistaken, there was a Asian girl there wit oddly tig ole bitties, but too bad she look't like Short Round in the face. i swear to Gawd id watch myself on tv, just so i can get a recap. an wheres my ID? hold on.. do i even own a ID?

World.. the Loremo.

Loremo. World.... click this lank, and get better acquainted. damn. i spell't that right, right off the back. im saying tho..

id like to welcome VitalSkate.com to my hood.. whaddup Mike.*tips cap* i see you big homie..

hold on.. did i mention, someone got a full clip let off on 'em, i was 300yds away, and didnt hear a damn thing? read this story... hold on? did that say, "shot at, several times.."?! uh... the number i heard from the lady who's daughter saw the body in the road, was 9. uh.. thats almost a fokkin, clip! sad part about it is, the next day, people was on the block talm bout, "yeah.. they took one of the bad guys out.." yeah.. real, "bad guy". dude lost his life, trying to save one. whoever you are, Rest In Peace homie. i tip my hat to ANYONE willing/brave enough to intervene when it comes to domestic violence. only wife beaters i fokks with, is them LRG shats.. thas some real tawk.

i gotta run.. but before i go. yall seen this Muska sweater?!

Gawt dayum, dat bish is suh'weet! im bout to make a phone call to Kr3w. you mad? actually.. hold on..

*REALLY, makes phone call
*acquires Muska "El Commando" fleece

now.. one more time...

bwahahahahahhahahahhahaaha... turn the fokkin beat on! im outta here.. i hope EVERYBODY has a good weekend. i 'ont know what YOUUUUUUUUU doing, but me- ill be stepping my swagger levels up w/this new Muska sweater while doin the Heisman on these hoes in Hollywood tonight.

jesus... im really out. go read a book a suhn'tin..

jeah!

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racism is a disease. you dont take a few weeks off, apologize, and come back "healthy"

2008-03-03T13:37:00.000-08:00

hi everyone... this is Corey Duffel.

can somebody explain to me, how this scumbucket, still has a skateboarding career?

to read the entire interview, click this lank.. sad part is, i got an email from a kid who said he saw recent footage of ole Corey trying a trick over a rail, falling, and screaming "N!gger", at the top of his lungs.. anyone(namely, any brothers) whos dumb enough to stand next to this racist fukk, and believe hes "changed", is a fool. racism is a disease. you dont take a few weeks off, apologize, and come back "healthy". fukk this kid. and once again- why am i the only one discussing this?

when was the last time you was looking at crisp photos of the sun setting from outer space, on a 40 inch plasma for your blog..? i mean... somebody holla?! btw- found out i got really bad tend'uhnitis in my right knee, but imma still hold my word. accupuncture+rest+ice=ill be in Tampa, B. you mad, Scooby?

hey! check out my girl Tania Camille... photographer, singer, and all around dope person. shes actually in the vocal booth as i type, and we'll be doing a photo show in about a month off Melrose. i think yall should know.

i dont know if anyone saw this yet, but this is NSFW. if you don know what that means, dont get mad at me.. roll em.

US Soldier throws puppy off cliff - Watch more free videos
now.. what the fokk was that? thats probly, one of the most fukked up things i saw in a minute.. and trust me- i see, and have been through alot of fukked up shyt. like these newly released photos from Abu Ghraib(NSFW).. ok. im done with this section.. i still got breakfast coming...

saw Chad Muska yesterday @ BP, and my mans doing well. know what? im gonna go by his store today, and interview em. lets see whos gonna do the same sh!t after. funboys.. and, for those who dont know, me and Muska go back like some spinal cords..

1998? Chad Muska gets Best Video part? i was there... check the contribution @ 2:26. 10 years later? still here! i breath this sh!t. dont play with me... told yall, my kinda piFFs reserved for the bawsses.

i gotta run.. got things to do today. like make a accupuncture appt, get a new ID, possibly cruise around the beach, and call my Mom. im on my grown man sh!t.. gawtdayum it feels good. Josh, and Dirt- ill be coming to skate Supra tomorrow bish. i got a trick im workin on, and dont wanna break whats left of my leg running into someones kid at a park doing so.. ill holla.

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21ne kwestions... some real tawk,

2008-02-29T11:25:00.000-08:00

real tawk- Why was Big Brother the ONLY skateboard magazine, to EVER recognize Black History Month? Speaking of which- why isnt Windsor James, pro? WHY DO PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDERS PAY, TO ENTER CONTEST? hold on.... WHY DO PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDERS PAY TO ENTER CONTEST?!?! does anyone wanna know how much contest pull in, per event?!?!? why would ANYONE that makes close to 90k per weekend, need a extra $150 from 50 people? is it really, all bout the money?!?! where does the money go? a new location? possibly, an arena? why do something like that(might COST money)? do i get a shuttle to, and from the contest? what about free meals? and if theres so much money going into the event- why doesnt EVERYONE catch a check at the end? can i bring my parents? and, will they get a good seat? what about discounts on hotels? discounts for friends? if i decide to "sponsor" the contest, what does my couple of grand get me? a "shout-out"? why is there even a vert contest, anymore? does it even really matter whats done on vert, after watching D.Way in the DC video? whos gonna be the first one to get uncomfortable with this piFF im spittin, and go on attack mode? i mean- do we NOT DESERVE this, for the YEARS of piFF we put into this sport? why do i feel as if ill get more "attitude" than answers from this?

Mister, "everytime you see me, i got a new laaaaiiiinnkk!!"

2008-02-26T11:57:00.000-08:00

sorry about the absence.. i put in some heavy work last week, which im my world- turns into a heavy weekend. so in honor of my absence, heres a gif from me to you. literally.

to see this, and more swagnificent stuntin like this get on over to skateboarding.com and since im on the subject, whats the deal with all the racist remarks on these skateboarding messageboards? racism, is whats hot in the industry again? oh yeah- it actually, NEVER went anywhere. case in point..
okay, rememeber this guy?

for those who dont, thats Corey Duffel. now. earlier this century, Cory Duffel was interviewed by our good friend Chris Neiratko for Big Brother magazine. While tryinn to sound "punk" form mommies basement on the phone, at one point of the interview(when asked about a trip to a Wendys restaraunt) he randomly goes on about some story how a black guy "looked like a trashy n!gger, yknow.. like Stevie Williams.". wow.. now. you know where that stories at? everybody check under the rugs, and seat cushions for me real quick... gone head.. i got a little time. you find it? i didnt think so.. because, its better "forgotten" when skateboard companies put thousands of dollars into advertising this lame. whys everybodies actin like this dude aint do the same shit as Dog the bounty hunter. or Micheal Richards. or... you get my point? ive personally elaborated on this for years in Clydes Corner, but i guess its just better to "forget". and im a advocate of forgiving.. but "forgetting.."? gtfoh.. listen people. i love skateboarding more than you possibly imagine. been skating for 20, sponsored for 18, and pro for 15. with that said, i know what the fokk im talm bout here. skateboarding is in the same stage as baseball, pre-Jackie Robinson era. theres only a handful of minority pros/ams presented to the public at a time, and its no coincidence. and no, im not going at anyone specific. its skateboarding in general. take a look around for yourself, and wake up people..

in other new, id really appreciate it if no one else send me that "67 things white people like" lank. mainly because, ive already done the same article in Big Brothers "White Issue", almost 10yrs ago. so, in laymens terms- my article was Donkey Kong, this new shyts Rampage..

i gotta go. its damn near 80degrees outside. but before i dip, imma do this for all my old school heads out there.. turn the fokin beat on!

i still got that on wax.. gotta respect that. yall be easy, and get outside or suhn'tin! im outta here.... jeah!

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"i mean.. im practically, a damn black redneck!"

2008-02-21T10:00:00.000-08:00

so, last night im posted in the crib and for some reason, decide to look to the ceiling. dont know why. but i did. as i look up, theres a huge black widow above my dome. anyone ever seen a black widow? i have. matter of fact- thats the 2nd time in less than 2 years that ones been within 8 ft of me. last time, it was in my cornbread basket @ Bossa Nova. didnt die then. not dyin now. fukk around and turn my name into Bruce "Trillest", im so fukkin hard to kill.. roll the tape.. im still alive

should i even elaborate? yknow this video "just surfaced", right? "NO CRIMINAL CHARGES"? is this the "norm", now? seriously- fukk tha police.. well. some of em, at least. im gonnna leave it at that, but that was really fokked up. he beat the wholly living shyt outta that lady, and i think you should all know.. next.

so yesterday, the following events took place, within a few hours of one another. coincidence? maybe. mayber not
- shuttle lands
- 2 f-15's crash
- iraqi marked plane lands in usa
- lunar eclipse

- spy sattelite shot down(?)
- DISTRACTION*MCCAINS HAVIN A AFFAIR*DISTRACTION*
- i saw a girl i was really interested in , nekkid on the in'nuhhet(sorry, no flick. cant do it to her folks..)
-oh yeah.. and, somebody started a blog about me being on coke(?), and all kinds of random lies. the irony of said post, was ive been told it sounded like a coke rambling, fool. or ex-"something"... hmm.. well. i know it for a FACT it wasnt theskateboardmag, because were all grown men, and i dont expect grown men to act that way. we parted civilized. they paid me what i was owed, and that was that. i actually tip my hat to them for the way they handled that. real tawk. now hold that thought.. by the time the masses had reached me, this e-motional rant was already taken down. coward. well lucky me, i got friends in REALLY high places, so i know exactly who it was that did it. i mean, id make up lies about me being on drugs too, if i was in Vegas last week begging random people for cocaine in the Palms lobby, while being escorted out by security... sound familiar? assclown. now. PEOPLE(NOT, A PERSON)told ME personally, you was begging for coke in the Palms lobby. PEOPLE! one dude even called me on some, "whas ya boy talm bout.. this n!kkas wreckless." smh... "my boy". yeah. lemme say this. my boys aint begging people for drugs, much less indulge in much besides piFF, whiskey n Bud Light. i mean.. im practically, a damn black redneck! secondly. why is this cat STILL lying? seriously- when will they stop? its gotta be difficult by now, considering everytime a person lies- they gotta cover themselves with 5 more lies.
FACT. damn. i wanted to see the blog too.. actually. i will. its being mailed here as i type. IP ADDRESS N ALL... we'll take it from there. see, me? i like to have all my facts straight, before i push a persons wig back to the whyte meat. and i know dudes probly shyttin out Slurpee juice right now, from reading such powerful piFF.. i told these cats- "you betta watch you saaaaaaaaay to me.."

thats my shyt right there.. shout out to T.I., and R.I.P. to Larry Davis..

ok.. now yall tell me whats a gooder look for Amerikkka? this..

or this..

classic... Vote or Die. im voting for the first time in my life. and when he does win(which im sure he will), i hope Michelles dancing on the podium making the doo-doo face to "Get it Girl" by 2 Live Crew.

Hooooooold the fokk up. if this aint the literal meaning of getting a "1/4 pounder" at the drive thru, i dont know WHAT IS?! roll em...

im sorry to say this, but that is borderline, GENIUS! i can see it now..
*pulls up to drive-thru w/the trunk on rattle
"homie.. lemme get a 1/4 pounder, 20 nuggets, and a pie.. napkins(papers) too."
" please pull around to window 2"
classic.. possibly the best McDonalds on the planet. fokk it. im moving out there. right.. why would i go all the way to bumblefukk, when i can just go right up the road and do this?

LA=Best City in the world. Weather. Woman. Oppurtunities. Skate spots. Weed. you name it- we got it. Shyt, even our rush hour traffics, the sh!t! sitting in a car next to Angelina Jolie in 5:30pm gridlock, blowing piFF>>>>>>>sittin in grid-lock traffic next to a toothless hag, in some Chevette whos smoking them brown cigarettes. now. yall tell me who won...

thats all for now. i got shyt to do(i think?).. like post up on Melrose, and drink a tall Chai latte, while "holla'in" at some birds. then i got pt.2 to finish up tonight for the folks @ TWS. flight plans for Tampa.. oh yeah. told yall- ill be in Tampa. and Cowtown. skating one, emceeing the other. told yall before- piFF dont lie. knwo what? i might even bring my Mom, and lil neice Aysia down, too. stay tuned.. peace yall. jeah!

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